The Chad Bryant FAQ Part 4
The Chad Bryant FAQ
Chad A Bryant from RSPW
Written and maintained by The Chad FAQ Keeper
All content herein is ©2001 THE CHAD BRYANT FAQ CONSORTIUM
The following get props for their help:
ILOVEUWxx, Fro, NightVis, NHX, [B]rute, Dave_Z, John "Net***"
DeJong, ViNNY, [K]rusty, Alex Cain, {air} aaron, Crystal Meth, Chris
"Mr_420" Baugh, The Saxist, and the residents of RSPW who contributed.
Section 1 : Who is Chad Bryant?
Section 2 : The Chad's Ethnic Background
Section 3 : Portrait Of A Fat ***
Section 4 : The Chad's Internet Hijinks
Section 5 : The Chad's Bad Habits
Section 6 : Chad's Flamewars
Section 7 : Chad's Catchphrases
4a. Why do trolls hate The Chad?
The Chad is the ultimate internet hypocrite. He ignited a massive
troll war and clogged RSPW for months with his crap in an effort to
"kill the trolls". He proclaimed himself a net.cop and went out of his
way to have people TOSed, all while himself feeding the trolls and
helping them crush RSPW. In the end, The Chad was revealed as a liar,
racist, and hypocrite, much to the delight of the trolls involved.
4b. Did The Chad REALLY post the dimensions to someone?s house
on RSPW.
He sure did! He posted the lot sizes, real estate values, and various
other information of his mortal enemy, Stephen "Avenger" Signorelli to
RSPW. The Chad has since denied doing this, until one Alex Cain
reposted the Google Archive of that post.
4c. Is Chad really a racist?
It would appear so. When the anti-Chad backlash was building in the
IRC rooms (when ViNNY, Alex Demchuk, myself, and others were putting
together the massive work that would lead The Chad to his akick), The
Chad was feeling the pressure. One night, as the Sith Trolls (with
help from people like [K]rusty and Dave_Z) amassed and began verbally
assaulting The Chad, he snapped. He accused Crystal Meth (who was
black) of being an "Uncle Tom" for siding with the supposedly racist
trolls over The Chad. He also referred to tape trader (and self
proclaimed Jew) Jack Epstein as a "stereotypical Jew" for his shilling
on RSPW. The logs of this chat have been reposted several times,
mostly by Avenger. Recently, Chad has taken to referring to several
white RSPW posters as "crackerass" and "crackers".
Here?s the excerpted piece of the IRC log:
[00:47] <Darth_Meth> cops did no wrong to him
[00:47] <chadbryant> Meth, shut up, I didn't ask your Uncle Tom ass
anything
4d. What?s the Infamous Spinkick Log I hear so much about?
It?s a long story, actually. The Chad concocted the Infamous
Spinkick Story one night in IRC chat. The Chad told everyone that he
was very stressed over the events of the day. When pressed, he
"revealed" that he had walked in on a rape in progress, and had not
only contained the urge to *** himself, but also stopped the rape by
spinkicking the thug. The trolls immediately feasted on this, posting
the log to RSPW and picking it apart. Aside from the glaringly obvious
problems with the story (a rape during the workday, in a company
bathroom, where people could walk in?), and the physical limitations
of The Chad (he couldn?t do a spinkick if his life depended on
it ? look at his picture and you?ll understand why).
Backed into a corner after the story, Chad had no choice but to stick
with it. Some trolls called the Salt Lake City police to confirm, and
the police informed them that there were no rapes reported on that day
or at that time. The Chad claims he didn?t call the police, even
though he says in the log that he put the guy in the hospital. We
encourage you to read the log for yourself, then make your own
conclusions. After you stop laughing. This is also the first mention
of the CHADARANG.
4e. Wasn't there something else about The Chad doing a spinkick?
Well, yes. Originally, The Chad had claimed in #rspwchat one night
that, while he was supposedly in wrestling school, he had learned to
do a spinkick. This of course led to a bevy of smartass remarks, both
in #rspwchat and on RSPW proper about The Chad doing a spinkick. When
a tornado hit Salt Lake City during the day a few weeks later, the
denizens of RSPW wasted no time in claiming that The Chad had done a
SUPER MORMON SPINKICK~ and caused a tornado. What made the spinkick
log more unbelieveable was that he was already taking *** for
claiming he could do one, and then he claims he did one to stop a
rape.
4f. What?s the story about a high school security guard tapping
The Chad?s phone?
In one of The Chad?s more recent IRC chats, he starting ranting
and raving and then told everyone how a security guard tapped his
phone. According to The Chad, this security guard was an ex-DEA agent
with wiretapping experience. Apparantly he thought The Chad was
dealing drugs at school because The Chad had a pager and cella fone
(which he claimed his uncle gave him). One night, The Chad "noticed"
some static on the phone line, and went outside to investigate, where
he found a tap on the home phone. When questioned as to why a high
school security guard would go to such lengths, and whether or not he
called the cops, The Chad got curiously silent.
4g. Why is RSPW ganging up on The Chad?
It would appear that everyone, from The Chad?s old friends to
the newbies, is sick of Chad and his crap. He?s been on RSPW for
years, and he just keeps getting further out there. From his lies
about being in wrestling school to the fantasy that is the Spinkick
Log, Chad?s lies are getting worse and worse. We?d all
just like him to leave, actually, but apparantly every group has to
have it?s Ed Wollmann.