Re: (OT) Thoughts About The Obvious, Seven Years Later
patrick...@gmail.com
it doesn't repeat" <r...@chadbryant.net> wrote:
> (NOTE: This was originally posted to RSPW on the afternoon of 11
> September 2001. It is still as relevant now as it was then, and though it
> provoked a backlash from ignorant trash and earned me at least three
> death threats from a disgruntled cocaine-abusing attorney in SoCal, an
> obsessed midget stalker in Georgia, and a never-was indy "wrestler"
> somewhere else in the inbred South, I still stand behind every word I
> wrote, because it was exactly what needed to be said that day.)
>
> I got a phone call from a good friend in the Carolinas (some of you might
> know him as John Henry) this morning when I was in the shower, telling me
> to turn on CNN, because we were under attack. I thought he was nuts (shut
> up), but a quick change of channel made it all too apparent. I talked to
> my grandmother (a widow of a decorated WWII vet) right after that, and
> she said it felt worse than 7 Dec 1941.
>
> This is obviously the worst thing that ever happened in my lifetime, and
> in the lifetimes of anyone here. I can't begin to imagine the pain of
> grief that the families and friends of those thousands of victims must be
> experiencing at this point. My thoughts and prayers are with each and
> every one of those affected by this awful tragedy. Whoever is behind it
> deserves the swift boot of justice up their ass.
>
> However, I can't help but think that this is all a part of our nation
> reaping what it has sowed the last 225 years. Even worse is the apparent
> lust for revenge I see on this newsgroup. The idiots screaming "kill all
> the sand niggers", "let's start making Napalm again", and other ignorant
> statements are no better than the Palestinians dancing in the streets in
> joy and glee over the attacks on America. Hate is hate, murder is murder,
> and the sooner that everyone in this world sees that, the better chance
> we have of not completely sending this entire planet to a burning,
> hellish end. If you truly believe in a God, let Him judge the guilty. If
> you truly believe in our legal system as a nation and world, let them
> judge the guilty.
>
> God bless America, whatever's left of it.
>
> --
> Chad Bryantwww.chadbryant.net
>
> "When church and state are separate, the effects are happy, and they do
> not at all interfere with each other: but where they have been confounded
> together, no tongue nor pen can fully describe the mischiefs that have
> ensued." -Rev. Isaac Backus, 1773
I find it very amusing that you are the only person to find your own
words relevant, and also that you are scoffing ast someone else being
a "never was indie wrestler"
Snarky
lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
obfuscations:
Yeah, you might try speaking for yerself, there, Paddy.
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<rs...@chadbryant.net> wrote in message
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> (NOTE: This was originally posted to RSPW on the afternoon of 11
> September 2001.
Yea, it was, and you were trolling then just as you're trolling now and
you've been trolling...well pretty much every day since you entered this
newsgroup, but more than usual on the 9/11 anniversary each year. That's
SEVEN FUCKING YEARS of you, without fail, trolling RSPW by posting the same
mind-numbingly stupid, agruably treasonous (or at the very least untimely)
shit that you did that very day. And, as I recall, most everyone that day,
while the bodies were still smoldering and people dying, told you to go to
hell, just like I'm doing now.
> It is still as relevant now as it was then,
Nooooo, it was a troll THEN and it's a troll NOW. For some reason, your
stupid ass felt so selfish that you had to take away from the deaths of
unknown numbers (then) of people just to get yourself some fucking
attention. What you did, what you posted, was selfish, stupid, ignorant, and
a troll, and you should have been knocked off your ISP for having done it in
the first place.
>and though it
> provoked a backlash from ignorant trash and earned me at least three
> death threats from a disgruntled cocaine-abusing attorney in SoCal,
I doubt you got 'death threats,' but I wouldn't be surprised if you did.
You're an asshole, and while you are entitled to your opinion, you should
not have posted what you posted when you posted it. Besides, weren't you the
same fruitcake conspiracy theory, government-bashing kook that said
something to the effect of "I wouldn't be surprised if it was our own
government flying those planes?"
>an
> obsessed midget stalker in Georgia,
Fatty, YOU'RE the one that tried to get me kicked out of college, YOU'RE the
one who tried to get me fired from my job, YOU'RE the one who threatened to
contact my family and YOU'RE...aw hell. Fuck YOU.
> and a never-was indy "wrestler"
> somewhere else in the inbred South, I still stand behind every word I
> wrote, because it was exactly what needed to be said that day.)
>
No, it wasn't, and you knew it. You were trolling. You're a sociopath,
meaning you care about no one other than yourself. You didn't care about
your then-soon-to-be-ex-wife, you didn't care about your kids, you cared,
and still care, only about yourself. You didn't give a shit about those that
had died. You only wanted to troll and to rile others up. Congratulations,
you managed to do that, but at the cost of what little respect you had left
in this newsgroup, save for a few leeches that still seem to want to hang
onto your wang. As I recall, even John Henry took a step back and said
'Whoa, dude' to you -- after, of course, he called everyone on this
newsgroup and pretty much the entire Internet a bunch of 'traitorous
pussies.'
> I got a phone call from a good friend in the Carolinas (some of you might
> know him as John Henry)
Yea. He's the guy that called everyone who didn't go enlist or donate
two-thirds of their blood "traitorous pussies."
> this morning when I was in the shower,
"I wash myself with a fag, er, rag on a stick."
> telling me
> to turn on CNN, because we were under attack. I thought he was nuts
Everyone else did.
>(shut
> up),
No.
> but a quick change of channel made it all too apparent. I talked to
> my grandmother (a widow of a decorated WWII vet) right after that, and
> she said it felt worse than 7 Dec 1941.
>
Wasn't your batshit grandmother the one who molested you as a kid?
> This is obviously the worst thing that ever happened in my lifetime,
You mean besides the time you were fired from a gas station for incomptence
or besides the time the Secret Service visited you because you made a threat
against the President?
> and
> in the lifetimes of anyone here. I can't begin to imagine the pain of
> grief that the families and friends of those thousands of victims must be
> experiencing at this point.
Then why the fuck did you post this THE AFTERNOON OF THE ATTACKS?
If you were felt such empathy (which of course you didn't -- sociopaths are
incapable of it), then you wouldn't have done that.
> My thoughts and prayers are with each and
> every one of those affected by this awful tragedy. Whoever is behind it
> deserves the swift boot of justice up their ass.
>
As I recall, you blamed the government.
> However, I can't help but think that this is all a part of our nation
> reaping what it has sowed the last 225 years.
And lo and behold, here and there, there it is, the words that caused the
majority of RSPW to tell you to go to Hell.
>Even worse is the apparent
> lust for revenge I see on this newsgroup. The idiots screaming "kill all
> the sand niggers", "let's start making Napalm again", and other ignorant
> statements are no better than the Palestinians dancing in the streets in
> joy and glee over the attacks on America. Hate is hate, murder is murder,
> and the sooner that everyone in this world sees that, the better chance
> we have of not completely sending this entire planet to a burning,
> hellish end. If you truly believe in a God, let Him judge the guilty.
That's pretty fucking rich coming from the guy who can't stop stalking
people across the country and who claims to have "files" on RSPW posters. If
there really is a God? You'd better pack sunscreen, you Downs Syndrome oaf.
Then again I'm not sure there's much worse that He (or She) could do to
you....
> If
> you truly believe in our legal system as a nation and world, let them
> judge the guilty.
>
YOU are guilty. Next!
> God bless America, whatever's left of it.
>
Go. To. Hell.
(and stop fuggin' trolling!)
> --
> Chad Bryant
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"Snarky" <popes...@caballista.organ> wrote in message
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Yea, I'm gonna have to ask you to come in on Saturday.
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"chadbryant.net" <rs...@chadbryant.net> wrote in message
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AH HA HA HA, PADDY MCSTAIN, HOW FUCKING FUNNY IS THAT??? HO HO OH HO HO HEE
HEE!!!!!!!
(what are you, six? Stop acting like the age of the kids you rape and start
acting your own age)
believes that weighing as much as three normal human beings
> gives him more room to talk, when it simply means that he just takes up
> more room on public transit and Greyhound buses. His belief/obsession
> that he's a) talked to my ex and b) "she" actually gave him accurate
> information about me and my lifestyle all but qualifies him for an HLS
> award.
Dumbshit, people haven't talked to your "ex." They've talked to a woman you
dated who you apparantly fathered a child with and refuse to acknowledge.
Which would be in typical with your behavior, you sociopathic sack of shit.
I hope you die in a fire.
>
> --
> Chad Bryant
Sledge Hammer
Bryant/Alex Cain pissfest.
All I want is more info on "Flair-gate". Is he trying to outdo Hogan to get
some sort of reality series? He gets in a fight with his daughter's 22 year
old boyfriend. Cops find blood all over the apartment. Ric is pictured
with one helluva black eye. His daughter turns on the cops, assaulting one
and getting arrested. I saw one account that staed that she was tased but
haven't seen it verified, so I'll disallow that.
I want to know:
1) Who won the fight? A 57 year old broken-down Flair (who can still
probably kick the ass of 95% of the male popualtion) kicking a 22 year old
guys ass would be very embarrassing for the 22 year old guy.
2) What started the fight?
3) How long before Flair is begging Vince to take him back?
I still love Flair and I always will, but damned, his life is really turning
into a soap opera these days.
"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" <noe...@here.invalidd> wrote in message
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Snarky
denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
obfuscations:
> Jesus. I stay away for 2 weeks and the first thing I see is a Chad
> Bryant/Alex Cain pissfest.
Actually, their fights are the most "interesting" threads out of RSPW.
It's that sad there.
patrick...@gmail.com
> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:23:25 +0000, Snarky wrote:
> gives him more room to talk, when it simply means that he just takes up
> more room on public transit and Greyhound buses. His belief/obsession
> that he's a) talked to my ex and b) "she" actually gave him accurate
> information about me and my lifestyle all but qualifies him for an HLS
> award.
>
> Chad Bryantwww.chadbryant.net
>
> "When church and state are separate, the effects are happy, and they do
> not at all interfere with each other: but where they have been confounded
> together, no tongue nor pen can fully describe the mischiefs that have
>
> - Show quoted text -
You are sad and pathetic.
patrick...@gmail.com
<noem...@here.invalidd> wrote:
> "chadbryant.net" <r...@chadbryant.net> wrote in message
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> news:pan.2008.09...@rspw.net...
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:23:25 +0000, Snarky wrote:
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> - Show quoted text -
Its quite an original insult isnt it.
patrick...@gmail.com
> On Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:35:30 -0700, patrick.mccl...@gmail.com wrote these
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I was speaking for yourself.
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alt.usenet.kooks on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 05:31:38 -0700 (PDT):
As is most, if not all, of rec.sport.pro-wrestling users.
The continued soap opera, real lifing, back stabbing and various
fuckery perpetrated by the odious dolts that populate rspw is beyond
bizarre and mind boggling.
As dysfunctional a group on UseNet as there ever will be populated by
a buncha adolescent, sociopathic, neo maxi zum dweevies with pseudo
macho get even vendettas that have lasted for...jeesh...over a decade.
That kinda bone headedness is rare.
Plonk this thread and plonk ever rspw poaster....buncha assmonkeys
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Sorry typo, I meant I was speaking only for myself.
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<patrick...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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And fat. Don't forget fat!
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"chadbryant.net" <rs...@chadbryant.net> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:36:03 +0000, Snarky wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 03:25:14 -0600, Sledge Hammer wrote these lies,
>> denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
>> obfuscations:
>>
>>> Jesus. I stay away for 2 weeks and the first thing I see is a Chad
>>> Bryant/Alex Cain pissfest.
>
> weeks, Tommy Beaver.
How about you make a deal. He'll stay away from his "cheap booze" if you
stay away from Wendy's for more than two weeks. That means no more
Bacinator, no more double cheese, no more extra whatevers. I bet he manages
more mental control than you, you blubbering buffoon.
You'll be yelling about your order and sexually harrassing the girl behind
the cash register within 48 hours.
> Otherwise, your redneck past might just come up in
> conversation and cause you even more embarrassment.
>
Are you making some kind of threat? You weak-kneed, sociopathic bullying
piece of SHIT. You can't do SHIT, you won't do SHIT, you *are* SHIT. You are
a horrible person and I hope your sons end up in child protective services
before they hit 14.
>> Actually, their fights are the most "interesting" threads out of RSPW.
>
> Dink fights with himself - I've had him killfiled for years,
ghaha ghahh GAHHAHAHAHAHA AH HA HA HA AHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Man that's
fuckin' funny. I needed that laugh, thanks!
>and he still
> hinges on my every word like I'm Moses descending the mountain.
Hey dipshit, your obvious delusional "God complex" aside for a moment, if
you really have me killfiled, perhaps you should, you know, stop fucking
responding to me through the posts of others?
Just a thought, dickhead.
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GO GET ME ANOTHER GREEN-COLORED BEER PADDY MCSTAIN!!!!!!!!! AND TRY NOT TO
GET IN A DRUNKEN BAR FIGHT ON THE WAY BACK YOU COCKHOLSTER
MCFUCKPEDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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> <patrick.mccl...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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LOL exactly.
patrick...@gmail.com
> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 04:29:34 +0000, Synthetic Networked Android
> Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> when I need an ego boost.
>
> --
> Chad Bryantwww.chadbryant.net
>
> "When church and state are separate, the effects are happy, and they do
> not at all interfere with each other: but where they have been confounded
> together, no tongue nor pen can fully describe the mischiefs that have
>
> - Show quoted text -
Which sould not be that often because your ego is almost as oversized
as your head.
patrick...@gmail.com
> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:36:03 +0000, Snarky wrote:
> > denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
> > obfuscations:
>
> >> Jesus. I stay away for 2 weeks and the first thing I see is a Chad
> >> Bryant/Alex Cain pissfest.
>
> conversation and cause you even more embarrassment.
>
>
> hinges on my every word like I'm Moses descending the mountain.
>
> Chad Bryantwww.chadbryant.net
>
> "When church and state are separate, the effects are happy, and they do
> not at all interfere with each other: but where they have been confounded
> together, no tongue nor pen can fully describe the mischiefs that have
> ensued." -Rev. Isaac Backus, 1773
Maybe you should try putting him in the killfile of your 30 odd
sockpuppets as well.
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When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!
If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.
When caught in a lie: LIE!
When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton
Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false
accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
even if they don't have any.
(06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.
(06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean
that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't
want to disappoint them!
(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval
everywhere.
Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.
Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing
viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and
ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An
especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting
you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.
Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
approve the drivel you are writing!
(9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down
by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers
from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are
trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.
Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to
obey any rules.
Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.
Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false
police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint
agencies.
Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
likely others will believe you!
If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the
flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.
(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they
who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every
available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive
criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The
cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have
to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)
The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
get!
When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly
that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.
Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,
abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even
mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either
ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE
BOSS OF ME! *PLONK*!" People really know you mean business then.
Always remain clueproof.
(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation
of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose
soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.
When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
screed in response.
Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
Neither is illiteracy.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.
When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).
Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
Always sneck the offending newsfroups.
Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky
glory.
Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
of misinformation and character assassination.
Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!
The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and
ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue
them from intellectual darkness.
Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.
Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
Claim that you've come from other planets.
Claim thousands of past lives.
Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
"legal@" some domain.
Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than
telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
the future.
Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid
disinformation agent looking to discredit you.
Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's
obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying
to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".
Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,
censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability
to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable
to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
time.
Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
"They laughed at Einstein, too!"
...with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ
Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
"The Secretary of HomIntern" <cbcrf...@zrbj.bet> wrote in message
news:pan.2008.09.14....@bisexuals.for.lgbt.freedom.reverse.the.polarity.oftheneutron.flow...
You're not too familiar with sanity and real life, are you? I hope you are
eaten by guinea pigs.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
"chadbryant.net" <rs...@chadbryant.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2008.09...@rspw.net...
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> Fatty McStain shouldn't be making "big head" jokes about *anyone*.
Hey cum stain -- you look like you were bitten by fire ants and left for
dead.
The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton
CitizenCain" sang, "If I were a Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub,
blub, blub, blub, bloody, bloody, blub...", and then randomly typed out:
> "The Secretary of HomIntern" wrote...
Oh, you mean that thing which has sweet fuck-all to do with usenet?
--
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"You cognatatively challenged fool!" -- According to Agamemnon, Stephen
Wilson is, apparently, highly ignorant about cognates, and so is anyone
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patrick...@gmail.com
> On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 03:48:27 +0000, The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
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> > On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 10:32:09 -0700, patrick.mccl...@gmail.com k'lamed:
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> Fatty McStain shouldn't be making "big head" jokes about *anyone*.
>
> Chad Bryantwww.chadbryant.net
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> "When church and state are separate, the effects are happy, and they do
> not at all interfere with each other: but where they have been confounded
> together, no tongue nor pen can fully describe the mischiefs that have
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Have you ever seen your own pictures?
And yes I am getting married, Hows your life going........ thats what
I thought.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
"The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton"
<lola.stonewall....@meow.empire> wrote in message
news:pan.2008.09.14....@meow.disorg.flonk.discord.kookology...
...think you're a fucking idiot? Yes.
Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
laughing at the antics of patrick...@gmail.com, when they suddenly
burst out in tears:
You still have no room to joke. For that matter, as a comedian, you
should keep your day job. Treebeard was funnier than you.
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
> years, with a team of firefighters using sledgehammers to free him from a
> single-wide he's become too obese to leave.
That's pretty funny, considering YOU look like you're going to undergo the
same in less than two.
patrick...@gmail.com
> On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:57:42 +0000, Synthetic Networked Android
> Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:
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> > Hail Eris! On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 06:14:16 -0700, Eris Kallisti Discordia
> years, with a team of firefighters using sledgehammers to free him from a
> single-wide he's become too obese to leave.
>
> Chad Bryantwww.chadbryant.net
>
> "When church and state are separate, the effects are happy, and they do
> not at all interfere with each other: but where they have been confounded
> together, no tongue nor pen can fully describe the mischiefs that have
> ensued." -Rev. Isaac Backus, 1773- Hide quoted text -
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And yet my life is still better than yours.
patrick...@gmail.com
<noem...@here.invalidd> wrote:
> "chadbryant.net" <r...@chadbryant.net> wrote in message
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> > On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:57:42 +0000, Synthetic Networked Android
> > Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:
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> >> Hail Eris! On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 06:14:16 -0700, Eris Kallisti Discordia
> > years, with a team of firefighters using sledgehammers to free him from a
> > single-wide he's become too obese to leave.
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You know thats not true, in less than 1 year he will bo on the news
holding a busload of schoolchildren hostage.