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(WWE) Let's see how long this rock concert crap takes..

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phil ponder

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Apr 21, 2003, 10:16:33 PM4/21/03
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started at 4 minutes till the hour..

and now-- 4 minutes later he officially is in the ring..

oh and he's drinking something.. real drama there!!

He sat down.. no no he's back up again.. this is certainly exciting
and I can see why the "crowd" wopuld pay upwards from 30 bucks each to get
in

Well.. he's sat down again.. no he's back up!! This Rock guy is amazing..
and he has
sat once again... the crowd seems puzzled by all this up and down action..

now theres several shots of the crowd.. doesnt that maroon ring look just
smashing!!?

Oh theres the first song.. a poor rendition of "Georgia on my Mind". Crowd
would rather have had
Willie Nelson.. but you get what you pay for. And he's back up again!!!

This rock "concert" is almost as entertaioning as the upperclass twit of the
year contest.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!! GILLBERG IS IN THE HOUSE!!!

Crowd marks and pops for Gillberg.... and they should!!

I met Gillberg once at a comic show and he was in great shape.. he looks
pitifull
and semi-retired now. Gillberg at that time was in about as good a shape as
Saturn.
He had a great tan and was, at the time, in the middle of his title run.

Rock starts to rap some kind of lame "John Cena must have written it shit".

Now Goldberg shows up in a car.. I thought that was Hogan's car?

Note to Goldberg::.. don't try and bust out the windows on the limo.

10 minutes after the hour and it's till going..

Here comes someone out of the back.

WHAT THE HELL? How can there be 2 Goldbergs? This one must be the fake
Gillberg..
Goldberg has been in the ring for the last 5 minutes.

Now the fake gillberg has run in the ring to try and attack the rock.

Now Goldberg attacks Gillberg but luckily for Goldberg the Rock helps him
out. And
hits a rock bottom on Gillberg. Goldberg leaves the ring as Gillberg lies
there glaring at the
rock.

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA the car stalled!!!

The ending fuck up saved the whole segment.


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