WrestleMania Predictions (again)
Brandon Scott Coley
predictions, so here goes
Kamala vs. Bam Bam Bigelow. I was unsure about his one until I read that IRS
pinned Kamala. PREDICTION: Bam Bam in a boring as Hell match.
Bob Backlund vs. Rrrazzor Rrramoan. Neither of these men have been getting
much mention as of late. Razor has been too busy jobbing for the
Hitman though, PREDICTION: Bob in a laughable match.
The Steiner Bruddas vs. The Sawoan Swat Team (I know, Headshrinkers). As I've
said before, if the Steiners lose I will eat my computer. PREDICTION:
Steiners, in a match that might have been good if the Headshrinkers
weren't in it.
Crush vs. Doink. I would love to see Doink win. However, I try my best to
be a realist (sometimes). PREDICTION: Crush in a *** match.
The Undertaker vs. El Gigante Gonzales. Paraphrased from PWI: "When it
comes down to it though, The Undertaker is still The Undertaker and
Giant Gonzales is still El Gigante. PREDICTION: Undertaker." I
figure the bits where UT dominates will be good, but the rest will
suck.
Tatanka vs. Shawn Michaels. I hate Tatanka, therefore I will hate this
match. PREDICTION: Tatanka in match with respectable workrate,
but still not enough to make you give a shit.
The MegaManiacs vs. Money, Inc. Ted Dibiase has exhibited more longevity as
a WWF rulebreaker than anyone else I know of. He has been at the
top (somewhere) for over 4 years. Give the man credit. Give the
man a title defense. PREDICTION: Money Inc. via pinfall over Brutus
in a ** match.
Yokozu(m)na vs. Bret "The Respect Man" Hart. Bret Hart will carry the WWF
championship for a long time. A long, long time. PREDICTION: The
Excellence of Execution in a surprise **** match.
NOTES: These are all pinfall predictions. I expect the Tag Title match and
the Bam Bam - Kamala matches to end in Dq's, but if a pin will
happen, the above is how I think it will happen.
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> Well, it seems to be pretty hip now-a-days to be posting your Wrestlemania IX
> predictions, so here goes
Well, here are my WM IX predictions, though, to be honest, the card as a whole
stinks!!
> Kamala vs. Bam Bam Bigelow. I was unsure about his one until I read that IRS
> pinned Kamala. PREDICTION: Bam Bam in a boring as Hell match.
Bam Bam will win by cheap fall, perhaps generating heat for the two to
battle.
> Bob Backlund vs. Rrrazzor Rrramoan. Neither of these men have been getting
> much mention as of late. Razor has been too busy jobbing for the
> Hitman though, PREDICTION: Bob in a laughable match.
Agreed here. Perhaps Backlund will finally move up the ladder like the push
it appeared he was going to get from the start...
> The Steiner Bruddas vs. The Sawoan Swat Team (I know, Headshrinkers). As I've
> said before, if the Steiners lose I will eat my computer. PREDICTION:
> Steiners, in a match that might have been good if the Headshrinkers
> weren't in it.
But you must remember, this is the WWF, where wrestling TALENT does not
determine the story-line. Still, it's far-fetched to see the Steiners lose to
these two bozos.
> Crush vs. Doink. I would love to see Doink win. However, I try my best to
> be a realist (sometimes). PREDICTION: Crush in a *** match.
I support Crush, but I think Doink has something up his wig. Crush by DQ
when Doink pranks him with some international object.
> The Undertaker vs. El Gigante Gonzales. Paraphrased from PWI: "When it
> comes down to it though, The Undertaker is still The Undertaker and
> Giant Gonzales is still El Gigante. PREDICTION: Undertaker." I
> figure the bits where UT dominates will be good, but the rest will
> suck.
Double Count-Out or DDQ. This one will go a while in the house shows to
perhaps set up Gonzalez-Hogan...
> Tatanka vs. Shawn Michaels. I hate Tatanka, therefore I will hate this
> match. PREDICTION: Tatanka in match with respectable workrate,
> but still not enough to make you give a shit.
Tatanka wins the I-C. It's one of those things you can gauge, because I
think (you'll see in Hart-Yokozuna)
Perfect pins Luger, but pays for it.
> The MegaManiacs vs. Money, Inc. Ted Dibiase has exhibited more longevity as
> a WWF rulebreaker than anyone else I know of. He has been at the
> top (somewhere) for over 4 years. Give the man credit. Give the
> man a title defense. PREDICTION: Money Inc. via pinfall over Brutus
> in a ** match.
MM's win, but by cheap tactics and Tunney reverses decision later...
Steiners get next title shot, and take their place as WWF champs as soon as
Money Inc. stops running.
> Yokozu(m)na vs. Bret "The Respect Man" Hart. Bret Hart will carry the WWF
> championship for a long time. A long, long time. PREDICTION: The
> Excellence of Execution in a surprise **** match.
Yokozuna squashes Hart to win title, setting up Hogan-Yokozuna for WWF strap
at SS or before.
Mike Falkner