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Ernest 'the Cat' Miller: Was he REALLY a karate champion? Anyone know?

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Nashmark

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Dec 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/11/98
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He even has Schivone telling us he's 3-time karate champion. The Cat is
hysterical. My guess is that it's a work. Anyone know about karate
champions?

Ron Van F'n Damn. Sorry, just felt like saying that.

-NASHMARK: 'Sonny Ono looked like he was run over by a rickshaw' - Bobby
Heenan

RaslinNews

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Dec 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/11/98
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>He even has Schivone telling us he's 3-time karate champion. The Cat is
>hysterical. My guess is that it's a work. Anyone know about karate
>champions?

* No, he's really a 3-time karate champion.... And the way he acts on camera is
no gimmick.


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Dec 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/11/98
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In article <74rnsq$11m$1...@client2.news.psi.net>, "Nashmark"
<pe...@compu.com> wrote:

> He even has Schivone telling us he's 3-time karate champion. The Cat is
> hysterical. My guess is that it's a work. Anyone know about karate
> champions?

Yes, he was a karate champion... back in the 80s, as I recall. Saw some
articless on him in some karate magazines back when I was in high school.
I popped on the name the first time he showed up... "Ernest Miller?!?
Woo."

(BTW, I'm bored, and doing a web search to confirm my fading memory...)

Ack. Over half an hour later, and no results. Guess I shouldn't look on
the web for stuff printed on paper back in the 80s. :p

But yes, Ernest Miller was, in my recollectin, at one time a
"professionial" karate champ.

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B. Frankle

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Dec 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/11/98
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In article <19981211170812...@ng-fa1.aol.com>,
rasli...@aol.com (RaslinNews) wrote:

>>He even has Schivone telling us he's 3-time karate champion. The Cat is
>>hysterical. My guess is that it's a work. Anyone know about karate
>>champions?
>

>* No, he's really a 3-time karate champion.... And the way he acts on
camera is
>no gimmick.
>
>
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He apparently was the karate instructor for Eric B.'s son, that's how they
met.

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Peter Stein

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Dec 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/13/98
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"Nashmark" <pe...@compu.com>- I'm gonna beat the hell out of you. My
submissions are ten times stronger than yours. You are weak and you
are a fool. I'm gonna beat the shit out of you.

>He even has Schivone telling us he's 3-time karate champion. The Cat is
>hysterical. My guess is that it's a work. Anyone know about karate
>champions?

Yes and no. He was a three-time *point* karate champ, which is about
the same as being a miniature golf champion.

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Paul Kocoras

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Dec 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/13/98
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I don't know, but I train in 3 styles and his kicks look horrible. Ive seen
amputees throw better kicks than miller.

stevey

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Dec 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/13/98
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HAVE THIS
He might well have been a champ,,,NOT
But for who..and which organization
Which aspect of the art..
Kata, Full Contact , Semi contact
They wrote the same shit about Van Damme
Turns out that he's Just a Kata Champ..Which is just practising your moves
on imaginary opponents


BIg Stevey Cool "iska South East Champ Semi Contact Tourny1990"
When I was a Youth


Nashmark wrote in message <74rnsq$11m$1...@client2.news.psi.net>...


>He even has Schivone telling us he's 3-time karate champion. The Cat is
>hysterical. My guess is that it's a work. Anyone know about karate
>champions?
>

Owen

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Dec 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/13/98
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In article <750qrc$d16$1...@newsreader3.core.theplanet.net>,
"stevey" <ste...@amar.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:

>
>
>
>
>BIg Stevey Cool "iska South East Champ Semi Contact Tourny1990"
>When I was a Youth

You wanna take this to private channels? My AIM name is Ikazuchi,
you moronic chipweasel.. "You're a loser, at everything you do"
(SOD - Kill Yourself).

>
>
>Nashmark wrote in message <74rnsq$11m$1...@client2.news.psi.net>...

"I FUCKING HATE YOU! (repeat x 8)" (S.Y.L. - s.y.l.). ESAD Chipweasel.
"Metal is our religion, take it to the grave..." (Manowar - Holy
War).

>>He even has Schivone telling us he's 3-time karate champion. The Cat is
>>hysterical. My guess is that it's a work. Anyone know about karate
>>champions?
>>
>>Ron Van F'n Damn. Sorry, just felt like saying that.
>>
>>-NASHMARK: 'Sonny Ono looked like he was run over by a rickshaw' - Bobby
>>Heenan
>>
>>
>
>

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Owen

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Dec 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/13/98
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In article <36739D56...@indiana.edu>,
Paul Kocoras <pkoc...@indiana.edu> wrote:

>
>Peter Stein wrote:

If you were any more idiotic, I'd guess you were a Stevenson....
"Why do I explain myself when everyone's an idiot but me?" (Anthrax
- Born again idiot).

>
>> "Nashmark" <pe...@compu.com>- I'm gonna beat the hell out of you. My
>> submissions are ten times stronger than yours. You are weak and you
>> are a fool. I'm gonna beat the shit out of you.
>>

[...]

>>
>> Yes and no. He was a three-time *point* karate champ, which is about
>> the same as being a miniature golf champion.
>>
>> --
>> Pete Stein, el Michael Jordan de la RSPW
>> cra...@mindspring.com
>> Remove "SPAM" to e-mail me
>>
>> "I have seen the greatest minds of my generation
>> destroyed by BAD POETRY!" --Drinky Crow
>>
>> "Sure, wrestling is fake. We wouldn't have it any other way."
>> --Steve Allen
>
>
>

--
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Owen

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Dec 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/13/98
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In article <36732f27...@news.mindspring.com>,
crazy...@mindspring.com (Peter Stein) wrote:

>
>>He even has Schivone telling us he's 3-time karate champion. The Cat is
>>hysterical. My guess is that it's a work. Anyone know about karate
>>champions?
>

>Yes and no. He was a three-time *point* karate champ, which is about
>the same as being a miniature golf champion.

I'm going to annihilate you and then dismember your corpse, you
mentally-deficient spizotch! ESAD Shithead.

Rob

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Dec 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/13/98
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Paul Kocoras <pkoc...@indiana.edu> wrote as thus on
rec.sport.pro-wrestling :

>I don't know, but I train in 3 styles and his kicks look horrible. Ive seen
>amputees throw better kicks than miller.

And limbs presumably ?

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Alicia Snow

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Dec 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/13/98
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In article <36743964...@ozemail.com.au>,
The Wombat <to...@ozemail.com.au> wrote:

>
> Why don't you get your mom to give a glass of warm milk and some cookies and
>have a little nap in the shed at the back!!!

I'm the best human flamethrower in the planet, with the largest
shlong.

>
>Owen wrote:

Nice to see someone getting all those important thoughts out of
their skull.. I bet all your children are born bloody cripples.
Now you've said your fucking piece you can fuck off, you self-abusing
blimp.

>
>> In article <36732f27...@news.mindspring.com>,
>> crazy...@mindspring.com (Peter Stein) wrote:
>>

[...]

>>
>> I'm going to annihilate you and then dismember your corpse, you
>> mentally-deficient spizotch! ESAD Shithead.
>>
>>
>> --
>> Resident Bastard of RSPW.
>
>
>

--
Outsiders.

The Wombat

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Dec 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/14/98
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Nice response, you must have been tired after such an extremely taxing brain
session writing your sweet response.

Why don't you get your mom to give a glass of warm milk and some cookies and
have a little nap in the shed at the back!!!

Owen wrote:

> In article <36732f27...@news.mindspring.com>,
> crazy...@mindspring.com (Peter Stein) wrote:
>
> >

> >>He even has Schivone telling us he's 3-time karate champion. The Cat is
> >>hysterical. My guess is that it's a work. Anyone know about karate
> >>champions?
> >
> >Yes and no. He was a three-time *point* karate champ, which is about
> >the same as being a miniature golf champion.
>

Peter Stein

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Dec 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/14/98
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The Wombat <to...@ozemail.com.au>- I'm gonna beat the hell out of you.

My submissions are ten times stronger than yours. You are weak and
you are a fool. I'm gonna beat the shit out of you.

>Nice response, you must have been tired after such an extremely taxing brain

I think I just figured it out- he's trying to make fun of my intro.
The problem is, I can't figure out which wrestler interviews he got
his quotes from. =)

stevey

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Dec 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/14/98
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I have no time for your verbal shitspew
You are already DEAD!!

BSC


Owen <0wen...@usasucks.net> wrote in message <7510bf$539$q...@dosa.alt.net>...


>In article <750qrc$d16$1...@newsreader3.core.theplanet.net>,
>"stevey" <ste...@amar.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>BIg Stevey Cool "iska South East Champ Semi Contact Tourny1990"
>>When I was a Youth
>
>You wanna take this to private channels? My AIM name is Ikazuchi,
>you moronic chipweasel.. "You're a loser, at everything you do"
>(SOD - Kill Yourself).
>
>>
>>
>>Nashmark wrote in message <74rnsq$11m$1...@client2.news.psi.net>...
>
>"I FUCKING HATE YOU! (repeat x 8)" (S.Y.L. - s.y.l.). ESAD Chipweasel.
>"Metal is our religion, take it to the grave..." (Manowar - Holy
>War).
>

>>>He even has Schivone telling us he's 3-time karate champion. The Cat is
>>>hysterical. My guess is that it's a work. Anyone know about karate
>>>champions?
>>>

>>>Ron Van F'n Damn. Sorry, just felt like saying that.
>>>
>>>-NASHMARK: 'Sonny Ono looked like he was run over by a rickshaw' - Bobby
>>>Heenan
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>

Brian Cobb

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Dec 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/14/98
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rock n roll stinks


Owen

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Dec 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/15/98
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In article <19476-36...@newsd-173.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,
Bria...@webtv.net (Brian Cobb) wrote:

>

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Ben Gauci - Professional Actor

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Jul 6, 2022, 8:21:16 AM7/6/22
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It took about 6 replies to get completely off topic lol And this was 24 years ago lmao

P-Dub

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Jul 6, 2022, 8:48:44 AM7/6/22
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On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-4, Ben Gauci - Professional Actor wrote:
> It took about 6 replies to get completely off topic lol And this was 24 years ago lmao

I was in this thread - in 1998. Damn.

I was Nashmark!

That was a long time ago.

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