ECW - Anarchy Rulz - Simon Diamond/Tony Devito vs Chris Chetti/SuperNova
Kwahet
guy, Tommy Marquez, but when the guy approaches the ring, he tells him
that he didn’t say, “Simon says”. Jazz’s music starts playing and then
the little black amazon appears. Simon tells her, “no no no, I didn’t
say Simon says toots and you’re a woman.” Besides calling her
worthless, he also calls her flat chested. She attacks Diamond and then
marquez comes in to take her on. Tony Devito comes in to attack Jazz.
Chris Chetti and Nova come in to help. It becomes a tag match, with
Diamond and Devito. Chetti gets injured (his knee) and Nova has to
carry the match. Jazz gets in Nova’s corner. Danny doring and Roadkill
come in to attack Nova and Chetti. The referee calls for the bell,
offically ending the match, (ECW must be getting soft). They also
attack Jazz and while Doring and his girl holds her down, Roadkill tries
to jump off the top rope, but other wrestlers come in to stop it. It
becomes a mini battle royal and then New jack’s music begins to play.
The Gangstas comes in with his usual illegal weapons and he attacks
everyone, clearing the ring. Including popping one guy with a computer
keyboard, another with a pool stick and then a staple gun. He clears
the ring and then leaves to his music.
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guy that he's not Rocky Maiavia?
I'm willing to bet the rent that Jazz's breasts are real.
DudleyBoy
Stephanie Rendino wrote in message <37E59732...@videotron.ca>...
>Is Simon Diamond the lamest gimmick you've seen or what? Somebody tell
this
>guy that he's not Rocky Maiavia?
Well, Rocky isn't the first wrestler to use the "third person-gimmick" in
wrestling either
>
>I'm willing to bet the rent that Jazz's breasts are real.
>
I don't know, you seen the size of those things?? :)
++CaPTaiN SPiNKiCK++
onslaught:
>Simon Diamond comes in saying he needs a tag partner. He calls in some
>guy, Tommy Marquez, but when the guy approaches the ring, he tells him
>that he didn’t say, “Simon says”. Jazz’s music starts playing and then
>the little black amazon appears. Simon tells her, “no no no, I didn’t
>say Simon says toots and you’re a woman.” Besides calling her
>worthless, he also calls her flat chested. She attacks Diamond and then
>marquez comes in to take her on. Tony Devito comes in to attack Jazz.
>Chris Chetti and Nova come in to help. It becomes a tag match, with
>Diamond and Devito. Chetti gets injured (his knee) and Nova has to
>carry the match. Jazz gets in Nova’s corner. Danny doring and Roadkill
>come in to attack Nova and Chetti. The referee calls for the bell,
>offically ending the match, (ECW must be getting soft). They also
>attack Jazz and while Doring and his girl holds her down, Roadkill tries
>to jump off the top rope, but other wrestlers come in to stop it. It
>becomes a mini battle royal and then New jack’s music begins to play.
>The Gangstas comes in with his usual illegal weapons and he attacks
>everyone, clearing the ring. Including popping one guy with a computer
>keyboard, another with a pool stick and then a staple gun. He clears
>the ring and then leaves to his music.
This was definitely the glaring weak spot of an otherwise excellent PPV.
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