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Damn you, Matt Desmond! Damn you, Cain!
> It is perhaps unsurprising that someone who has spent the past twenty
> years whining about the actions of a couple family in his formative
> years - and how they set him on an irreparable path towards a life of
> mooching and resentment - has zero visibility of the crippling impact
> he has had on his own daughter and the long list of people who have
> tried to help him.
Nothing is ever John's fault.
> He’s the most oblivious narcissist in the history of Kalamazoo…
I almost forgot. Damn the Zimmermen!
Just some notes: 66 inches tall and 180lbs? That's practically Chad
territory for a female.
Let's just say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
From her Facebook page circa 2016:
"Amber Lynn DeJong March 7, 2016
I keep telling people I'm an island when they ask how I feel about
dating. When I say I'm an island I don't mean I'm hoping you will
visit. I mean I'm that island off of South America that's so infested
with venomous snakes that only researchers are allowed to be on it."
What a catch!
"Amber Lynn DeJong April 23, 2016
I need about 50$ to get a master cylinder for my car I'm going to put on
myself. I've been living and sleeping in the streets down town, I can
find ways to survive daily but not this extra for this part. So if
anyone can help even just like 10$ hit me up."
Holy learned behavior, Batman! I'm quite sure she can find ways to
"survive". But at least she's willing to work.
As for the arrest record? Glad you asked! I see a drug charge and a
probation violation. Anyone recall John doing a fundraiser for her?
Me neither.
This link is better if you desire. Here you go:
https://tinyurl.com/applenotfarfromthetree
"DEJONG AMBER LYNN was arrested in Buncombe County North Carolina.
Additional Information: Mugshot [not included here - text only medium]
DEJONG AMBER LYNN 08/31/2022 Mugshot, Buncombe County, North Carolina
Name
DEJONG, AMBER LYNN
Age
33
Height
5' 06"
Weight
180 lbs
Race
WHITE
Sex
FEMALE
Arrested By
BUNCOMBE COUNTY SHERIFF DEPT
Charges
90-95(A)(3)|3523|I FELONY POSSESSION SCH II CS ( Bond: 2,000.00 SECURED
) 15A-1345|5033|NONE H/I FELONY PROBATION VIOLATION ( Bond: 3,000.00
SECURED )"
The good news is that it's simple possession of something, but the bad
news is that it's a bit stronger than marijuana. The probation violation
is as bit more problematic.
Not a peep out of my nominee for Father of the Year though!
She also has at least one child so let me add a nomination for
Grandfather of the Year as well.
What a fucking scumbag.