DO YOU THINK MICK FORGOT ABOUT GETTING HIS WIFE PREGNANT?

[T-LOWE]

I MEAN, HIM CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHERE HE LIVES, HIM HEAD HURT SO BAD. I
BETCHA HE WENT HOME AND SAW HER PREGNANT AND WAS LIKE, "YOU CHEATING SLUT!"
AND SHE WAS LIKE, "MICK, IT'S YOURS" AND HE WAS LIKE, "OH."

T-LOWE

[THE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE MAN]

But if he can't remember where he lives, maybe he went to someone else's house
and got their wife pregnant instead. Maybe that happens a lot. After all, now
that he got fired from the Commissioner's job he has a lot of free time, so
maybe he wanders the country, unable to remember where he lives, impregnating
women who he thinks are his wife.

In a year's time I fully expect eighteen women and two Grizzly Bears to come
forward, claiming to be the mothers of Mick's illegitimate children. If Vince
Russo is working for the WWF again he'll bring Mick out of retirement so he can
use it in an angle.

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