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Bill Elder

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I am Chuvee. I eat rocks, drink beer, and spit hot death. WOO-HOO!
___________________________________
Jeff Hardy is my God. Why isn't he yours?

Supporter Of One Hunter Hearst Helmsley: The Game-uhh

RSPW's #1 Mark Jones mark

WHY ISN'T SHANE HELMS ON MY TV?

I will kill myself to please you. -Jeff Hardy

EVIL SIDESHOW BOB & YIRPLE THE CLOWN

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On 30 Jun 2000 20:15:54 GMT, in rec.sport.pro-wrestling rufi...@aol.com-uhh
(Bill Elder) attempted to impress EVIL SIDESHOW BOB with this:

>I am Chuvee. I eat rocks, drink beer, and spit hot death. WOO-HOO!

URL?


FOR THE BENEFIT OF THOSE WITH FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY...
EVIL SIDESHOW BOB
(Remove YOUR CLOTHES to email BOB)


"I'm not a shooter... I'm a wrestler!"
- Steve Corino, claiming to be a victim of "Japanese
shooter" Yoshihiro Tajiri, May 19, 2000

"Everyone knows you're the one who cut the brake lines
on Magnum TA's car!"
- Steve Corino on Dusty Rhodes, Mar. 3, 2000

Bill Elder

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>URL?

Oh yah,
<a href="http://pizza.sandwich.net/poke/pokemon.html">POKEMON ROX</a>

EVIL SIDESHOW BOB & YIRPLE THE CLOWN

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Your Pokéname is:
Charvee
Profile
You live in the humid rainforests of the Congo, and your diet consists mostly
of wolves, bats and wine.
Combat Characteristics
You can puke bricks. You can puke hot death. You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You
can puke lava. You can spit hot death. You can throw acid.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Humrina.


- You can walk on Dr. Pepper? WTF? <g>

Allan J. Benson

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Bill Elder wrote in message
<20000630174136...@ng-fw1.aol.com>...

>>URL?
>
>Oh yah,
> <a href="http://pizza.sandwich.net/poke/pokemon.html">POKEMON ROX</a>

Hmm. My Pokéname is Moobra. I live in the marshes of Madagascar,
and my diet consists mostly of insects, twigs and green tea.

I can throw evil glances, I breathe rocks and fire. You can shoot lightning
(wonder if it's out of my arse?). :-P

My natural enemy is a Shatwad.

Well, they sure have my number, I must say.

*********************************************************
"In polite society, sir, you don't call a person
by their first name unless they ask you to."
- Michael Moriarty as "Ben Stone"

Peggy &/Or Patrick

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Hey--According to this----I'm now Canadian!!

Peggy, Not Pat


Your Pokéname is:

Vulrina

Profile

You live in the rivers of Canada, and your diet consists mostly of
fruits, garbage and
green tea.

Combat Characteristics

You can puke Dr. Pepper. You can puke lava. You can eat bricks. You
can shoot
sledgehammers. You can breathe rocks.

Natural Enemies

Your natural enemy is Pikavee.


Acolyte of Glorious La Parka~, manager of The Rock's shirt, accompanied by Muffy & Major Gunns

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"Bill Elder" <rufi...@aol.com-uhh> wrote in message
news:20000630174136...@ng-fw1.aol.com...
> >URL?
>
> Oh yah,

http://pizza.sandwich.net/poke/pokemon.html

I'm Asskickmon.

(Okay, seriously, either, under AoGLP~:)
Your Pokéname is:

SQIRORB
(Huh?)

PROFILE:

You live in the grasslands of China, and your diet consists mostly of
fruits, wolves and water.
(Okay, I prefer Whoppers with cheese, but I can live with that.)

COMBAT CHARACTERISTICS:

You can shoot rocks. You can spit wind. You can spit tahini. You can puke
acid.
(Excellent. But who [n.N.] the hell is tahini?)


NATURAL ENEMY:
Your natural enemy is Nidocow.
(True. I don't get along with my ex-girlfriend.)

Or, under my actual name:


LICKICHU
(Not bad.)

PROFILE:

You live in the grasslands of China, and your diet consists mostly of
fruits, wolves and water.
(Haven't I heard that before?)


COMBAT CHARACTERISTICS:
You can shoot rocks. You can spit wind. You can spit tahini. You can puke
acid.

(Dammit, that's the same thing! Now, I admit the ability to shoot rocks,
spit in the wind, and puke acid pretty well parties, but how about something
different? And WHAT THE HELL IS TAHINI? Sounds like some Hawaiian babe.)

NATURAL ENEMY:

Your natural enemy is Churino.
(Sounds like a stomach virus.)


--
Acolyte of Glorious La Parka--RSPW's Master of old, tired-out jokes.

Stoneface

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Your Pokéname is:

Nidotwo

Profile
You live in the steaming jungles of Chile, and your diet consists
mostly of garbage, small rodents and green tea.

Combat Characteristics
You can walk on water. You can shoot wind. You can shoot bricks. You
can puke lava. You can spit lightning. You can spit hot death.
Natural Enemies

Your natural enemy is Eerider.

(I wonder what his power is? )

here's Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, Fav color GOLD

Your Pokéname is:
Meworb

Profile
You live in the frigid tundra of Antarctica, and your diet consists
mostly of bats, small rodents and Dr. Pepper.

Combat Characteristics
You can throw fire. You can eat lava. You can shoot wind. You can
shoot sledgehammers. You can eat Dr. Pepper.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Policow.

--
Stoneface

Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count;
everything that counts can't necessarily be counted. (Einstein)

The Ayatolla of Rock and Trolla

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On 30 Jun 2000 21:41:36 GMT, rufi...@aol.com-uhh (Bill Elder) spitted
out his usual shit:

>>URL?
>
>Oh yah,
> <a href="http://pizza.sandwich.net/poke/pokemon.html">POKEMON ROX</a>

I get this:

Your Pokéname is:
Hummander
Profile
You live in the grasslands of Britain, and your diet consists mostly
of wolves, berries and water.
Combat Characteristics
You can puke rocks. You can breathe Dr. Pepper. You can puke fire.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Squirwhirl.
WTF?

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The Ayatolla of Rock and Trolla

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On Fri, 30 Jun 2000 22:05:42 GMT,
evilsid...@hotmailYOURCLOTHES.com (EVIL SIDESHOW BOB & YIRPLE THE
CLOWN) spitted out his usual shit:

>Your Pokéname is:
>Charvee
>Profile
>You live in the humid rainforests of the Congo, and your diet consists mostly
>of wolves, bats and wine.
>Combat Characteristics
>You can puke bricks. You can puke hot death. You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You
>can puke lava. You can spit hot death. You can throw acid.
>Natural Enemies


>Your natural enemy is Humrina.
>
>
> - You can walk on Dr. Pepper? WTF? <g>
>

And I breathe it, weird shit.

Stoneface

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On Sat, 01 Jul 2000 01:24:03 GMT,

evilsid...@hotmailYOURCLOTHES.com (EVIL SIDESHOW BOB & YIRPLE THE
CLOWN) wrote:

>On Fri, 30 Jun 2000 20:32:55 -0400, in rec.sport.pro-wrestling Stoneface
><mj...@ix.netcom.com> attempted to impress EVIL SIDESHOW BOB with this:


>
>>You live in the frigid tundra of Antarctica, and your diet consists
>>mostly of bats, small rodents and Dr. Pepper.
>

>Yeah, cuz Antarctica is just swarming with bats <g>

I was hungry, I only the heads anyway

Diamond David Chance

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Bill Elder wrote:
> I am Chuvee. I eat rocks, drink beer, and spit hot death. WOO-HOO!

Shatmon... I wear red shoes and dance to James Brown tunes... O_O

No, I didn't bother to remember the whole spiel, but it IS Shatmon.

Good Gawd!
DDC


MALACHI

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Your Pokéname is: Mootung
Profile

You live in the frigid tundra of Antarctica, and your diet consists
mostly of bats, small rodents and Dr. Pepper.
Combat Characteristics
You can throw fire. You can eat lava. You can shoot wind. You can shoot
sledgehammers. You can eat Dr. Pepper.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Shatfu.

The Ayatolla of Rock and Trolla wrote:
>
> On 30 Jun 2000 21:41:36 GMT, rufi...@aol.com-uhh (Bill Elder) spitted
> out his usual shit:
>

> >>URL?
> >
> >Oh yah,
> > <a href="http://pizza.sandwich.net/poke/pokemon.html">POKEMON ROX</a>
>
> I get this:
>

> Your PokĂŠname is:
> Hummander
> Profile
> You live in the grasslands of Britain, and your diet consists mostly
> of wolves, berries and water.
> Combat Characteristics
> You can puke rocks. You can breathe Dr. Pepper. You can puke fire.
> Natural Enemies
> Your natural enemy is Squirwhirl.
> WTF?

The son of Prickly Balls, Cactus Sac

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>>I am Chuvee. I eat rocks, drink beer, and spit
>>hot death. WOO-HOO!

>My name is Voltvee
my name sucks

>I live in the grasslands of China, and my diet


>consists mostly of fruits, wolves and water.

>I can shoot rocks.
Just like my fellow L.A. residents.

>I can spit wind.
"pass" is more like it.

>I can spit tahini.
wtf?

>I can puke acid.
Is beer considered acid?

>My natural enemy is Mewrina.

This whole shit was stupid.


EVIL SIDESHOW BOB & YIRPLE THE CLOWN

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On Fri, 30 Jun 2000 20:32:55 -0400, in rec.sport.pro-wrestling Stoneface
<mj...@ix.netcom.com> attempted to impress EVIL SIDESHOW BOB with this:

>You live in the frigid tundra of Antarctica, and your diet consists


>mostly of bats, small rodents and Dr. Pepper.

Yeah, cuz Antarctica is just swarming with bats <g>

FOR THE BENEFIT OF THOSE WITH FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY...

Israel Rodriguez

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"Bill Elder" <rufi...@aol.com-uhh> wrote in message
news:20000630174136...@ng-fw1.aol.com...
> >URL?
>
> Oh yah,
> <a href="http://pizza.sandwich.net/poke/pokemon.html">POKEMON ROX</a>
> ___________________________________
> Jeff Hardy is my God. Why isn't he yours?
>

Your Pokéname is:
Clefu
Profile
You live in the oceans of Canada, and your diet consists mostly of berries,
TV dinners and beer.
Combat Characteristics
You can spit wind. You can shoot tahini. You can breathe rocks. You can spit
fire. You can shoot hot death. You can shoot broken glass. You can spit evil
glances.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Snaketung.

I've become Canadian?


--
Israel Rodriguez
ICQ #4610826

http://irodriguez.home.att.net/
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http://irodriguez.freeservers.com/

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Right Now I Am So Far Behind I Will Never Die


Tom Crowley

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Just wondering, does anyone else wanna kill every single Pokemon and the
people who made them, oh yeah, and of course the people that like them too?
One more thing, what does Pokemon have to do with ECW?

"The Ayatolla of Rock and Trolla" <bogus...@iname.com> wrote in message
news:eoeqlss5vvcuk0qc5...@4ax.com...


On 30 Jun 2000 21:41:36 GMT, rufi...@aol.com-uhh (Bill Elder) spitted
out his usual shit:

>>URL?


>
>Oh yah,
> <a href="http://pizza.sandwich.net/poke/pokemon.html">POKEMON ROX</a>

I get this:

Your Pokéname is:
Hummander
Profile


You live in the grasslands of Britain, and your diet consists mostly
of wolves, berries and water.
Combat Characteristics
You can puke rocks. You can breathe Dr. Pepper. You can puke fire.

Natural Enemies

IceNine

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The Ayatolla of Rock and Trolla <bogus...@iname.com> wrote in message
news:eoeqlss5vvcuk0qc5...@4ax.com...
On 30 Jun 2000 21:41:36 GMT, rufi...@aol.com-uhh (Bill Elder) spitted
out his usual shit:

>>URL?
>
>Oh yah,
> <a href="http://pizza.sandwich.net/poke/pokemon.html">POKEMON ROX</a>

I got this:

Your Pokéname is:
Mewcow
Profile
You live in the icy glaciers of Alaska, and your diet consists mostly of
garbage, insects and wine.
Combat Characteristics
You can puke lava. You can spit evil glances. You can shoot lightning.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Poliorb.

The Ayatolla of Rock and Trolla

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On Sat, 01 Jul 2000 03:56:18 GMT, "Tom Crowley" <sa...@home.com>

spitted out his usual shit:


>"The Ayatolla of Rock and Trolla" <bogus...@iname.com> wrote in message
>news:eoeqlss5vvcuk0qc5...@4ax.com...
>On 30 Jun 2000 21:41:36 GMT, rufi...@aol.com-uhh (Bill Elder) spitted
>out his usual shit:
>
>>>URL?
>>
>>Oh yah,
>> <a href="http://pizza.sandwich.net/poke/pokemon.html">POKEMON ROX</a>
>

>I get this:
>
>Your Pokéname is:
>Hummander

>Profile
>You live in the grasslands of Britain, and your diet consists mostly
>of wolves, berries and water.
>Combat Characteristics


>You can puke rocks. You can breathe Dr. Pepper. You can puke fire.

>Natural Enemies
>Your natural enemy is Squirwhirl.
>WTF?


>Just wondering, does anyone else wanna kill every single Pokemon and the
>people who made them, oh yeah, and of course the people that like them too?
>One more thing, what does Pokemon have to do with ECW?
>

It has nothing to do with ECW or wrestling.
You didn't notice the (OT) in the subject header meaning that it was
"Off Topic"?

cheha...@excalibur.gbmtech.net

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"IceNine" <ice...@locnet.digitalchainsaw.com> wrote:
>
>The Ayatolla of Rock and Trolla <bogus...@iname.com> wrote in message
>news:eoeqlss5vvcuk0qc5...@4ax.com...
>On 30 Jun 2000 21:41:36 GMT, rufi...@aol.com-uhh (Bill Elder) spitted
>out his usual shit:
>
>>>URL?
>>
>>Oh yah,
>> <a href="http://pizza.sandwich.net/poke/pokemon.html">POKEMON ROX</a>
>
>I got this:
>
>Your Pokéname is:
>Mewcow
>Profile
>You live in the icy glaciers of Alaska, and your diet consists mostly of
>garbage, insects and wine.
>Combat Characteristics

>You can puke lava. You can spit evil glances. You can shoot lightning.
>Natural Enemies
>Your natural enemy is Poliorb.
>
>
Mine is
Komander
Profile
You live in the veldts of Japan, and your diet consists mostly of twigs,
bats and green tea.
Combat Characteristics
You can throw evil glances. You can throw broken glass. You can throw poison.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Lowhirl.

Captain Calzone

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When I was a child back in the wilderness of Outer Mongolia,
mj...@ix.netcom.com (Stoneface) stopped me and rythmically grabbed my ass,
making me squeal the following:


>here's Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, Fav color GOLD
>
>Your Pokéname is:
>Meworb
>

>Profile


>You live in the frigid tundra of Antarctica, and your diet consists
>mostly of bats, small rodents and Dr. Pepper.
>

>Combat Characteristics


>You can throw fire. You can eat lava. You can shoot wind. You can
>shoot sledgehammers. You can eat Dr. Pepper.

Well, I guess that solves the problem of Dr Pepper and 7-up pulling adds
off Smackdown!

--
-----------------
Captain Calzone
The One and Only
(Thank God!)
-----------------
http://home.maine.rr.com/cgm

Captain Calzone

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When I was a child back in the wilderness of Outer Mongolia,
sa...@home.com (Tom Crowley) stopped me and rythmically grabbed my ass,

making me squeal the following:

>Just wondering, does anyone else wanna kill every single Pokemon and the


>people who made them, oh yeah, and of course the people that like them
>too?

All except for Mr Mime. He rules it, bay-be!

Andy Atkinson and Ryan Shamrock

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Your Pokéname is:
Vulmon
Profile
You live in the steppes of Alberta, and your diet consists mostly of fruits,

TV dinners and beer.
Combat Characteristics
You can breathe rocks. You can breathe lava. You can puke bricks. You can
throw poison. You can shoot sledgehammers.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Pikalock.

Stoneface

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On Sat, 1 Jul 2000 11:04:11 -0500, "Andy Atkinson and Ryan Shamrock"
<doubl...@jxn.netime.newhere> wrote:

> and your diet consists mostly of fruits,
>TV dinners and beer.

Except for the friut that would apply to most Canadians

Acolyte of Glorious La Parka~, manager of The Rock's shirt, accompanied by Muffy & Major Gunns

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"Captain Calzone" <cap...@maine.rr.com> wrote in message
news:8F647130Fcapt...@204.210.64.18...

> When I was a child back in the wilderness of Outer Mongolia,
> sa...@home.com (Tom Crowley) stopped me and rythmically grabbed my ass,
> making me squeal the following:
>
> >Just wondering, does anyone else wanna kill every single Pokemon and the
> >people who made them, oh yeah, and of course the people that like them
> >too?
>
> All except for Mr Mime. He rules it, bay-be!
>


Yessah. Mr. Mime Rocks~. Not as much as Jiggly Puff (Daddy), but he's
still one of the top 3 cool pokemon.

(Reminds me: anybody else get the "Jiggly Puff Daddy" show promos WB
was showing during commercial breaks? Those had me ROFDLMAO.)

John T.G Wilcox

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The Pokemark that is me is:
Eerina
Profile
You live in the valleys of Britain, and your diet consists
mostly of TV dinners, garbage and Dr. Pepper.
Combat Characteristics
You can eat hot death. You can shoot rocks. You can puke acid.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Vulvee.
Go back!


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Tehawk

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On Fri, 30 Jun 2000 19:35:50 -0400, "Acolyte of Glorious La Parka~,
manager of The Rock's shirt, accompanied by Muffy & Major Gunns"
<tod...@mindspring.com> wrote:

>
>"Bill Elder" <rufi...@aol.com-uhh> wrote in message
>news:20000630174136...@ng-fw1.aol.com...
>> >URL?
>>
>> Oh yah,
>

Sounds a lot like mine:
Churino
Profile
You live in the grasslands of China, and your diet consists mostly of
fruits, wolves and water.
Combat Characteristics
You can shoot rocks. You can spit wind. You can spit tahini. You can
puke acid.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Voltchu.
Go back!

And I don't know what tahni is either.
We must be brothers.

Tehawk Š2000
The Franchise
ICQ #4610826

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