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lomb...@usa.pipeline.com

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What a scam the WWF is running - Warrior University. For $9.95, any chump
can get an intro package and application to what is suppose to be the WWF
training camp. The $9.95 will be applied to a seminar led by the UW
himself in Scottsdale, Arizona. Yeah right. How many marks out there will
send in their money and then spend more money for a seminar and travel to
Scottsdale to learn how to take 'roids and shake ring ropes.

I guess UW worked this into his contract with VM.

Mike

Evan Schlesinger

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In article <4mge29$e...@news2.h1.usa.pipeline.com>,

<lomb...@usa.pipeline.com> wrote:
>What a scam the WWF is running - Warrior University. For $9.95, any chump
>can get an intro package and application to what is suppose to be the WWF
>training camp. The $9.95 will be applied to a seminar led by the UW
>himself in Scottsdale, Arizona. Yeah right. How many marks out there will
>send in their money and then spend more money for a seminar and travel to
>Scottsdale to learn how to take 'roids and shake ring ropes.

Ummm, are you starting a betting pool? A lot of 'em will do this who live in
the nearby area.

>
>I guess UW worked this into his contract with VM.

Of course.

EVAN
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Zorelack

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In <4mhgke$8...@news.acns.nwu.edu> esc...@merle.acns.nwu.edu (Evan


When the warrior first started his school...I talked with him through
a chat line on AOL I belive or prodigy I forgot and he actually called
me up at my house and got my address and sent me a whole bunch of shit
on his school and gym. His gym does look pretty tight..it's even got
like an airbrushed picture of his face against this wall. there were
pics and explanations of how he commanded 10,000 a match in europe
while he was on hiatus and how "you" could do it too and it says that
after attending the school if he thinks you "have what it takes" he
will GUARANTEE you a career in wrestling (probably for his independent
federation), The school costs 5,000.00 though. Shit the house of
hardcore is only 3,000. I think I'd rather learn from Taz and Cronus
than warrior. I bet half the marks don't even have 5,000 let alone to
spend it on a wrestling school!

Jeff Amdur

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If I were picking a wrestling school, I'd rather choose one that would be
called "Workrate University"

:-)

Does one actually have to be taught to gyrate and tug at ropes?

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swe...@wrestling.microserve.com

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> If I were picking a wrestling school, I'd rather choose one that would be
> called "Workrate University"
>
> :-)
>
> Does one actually have to be taught to gyrate and tug at ropes?
>

I remember Warrior made the claim you don't have to learn how to work in his
school, he would teach you "charisma" which he claimed was far more important
than putting on a realistic match.

Yeah right. It looks like Vince is getting suckered by this goof again.
> --
> Jeff Amdur
>

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Warrior JS

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je...@clark.net (Jeff Amdur) wrote:

>If I were picking a wrestling school, I'd rather choose one that would be
>called "Workrate University"

>:-)

>Does one actually have to be taught to gyrate and tug at ropes?

Nothing against Jeff, or Evan, or the rest of RSPW here, but it's
times like these that make me want to just cry, whimper, wince, sigh,
whatever. It's been established that I, Jeremy Soria, am the only
Warrior fan on the newsgroup--- and even now I'm questioning myself if
I still want the responsibility. It's not like RSPW is trying to
convert me into a workrate freak or into a straight guy or anything
like that. I mean, I can't enjoy Warrior on the newsgroup without at
least one person giving me a guilt trip about how badly His workrate
is, not to mention that He's not going to change for the workrate
freaks that go to the matches. (But then again, the percentage of
Meltzer/Keller/Scherer/RSPW folks that go to the WWF matches is small
compared to everyone else in the arena.) And I've tried time and again
for folks to let me like who I like in peace, but no one ever takes
that seriously.

If you're trying to convert me into a straight hardcore workrate
freak, it's not working. I would much rather give up the newsgroup and
give up wrestling entirely before doing that. I'd love to stay on the
newsgroup. It's getting harder and harder for me each day.


- Jeremy Go Chicago Bulls ! Next Stop: Semi-finals !
Congrats Grindstone, KY Derby winner ! Next Stop: Preakness !

"The NEW WWF Generation. On top of the hill, not over it." -- WWF Promo
If Atlanta is not "Loserville" anymore, then how do you explain WCW?
--
jes...@infi.net | Pro Wrestling. The Warrior. Pinball. TPiR. | Grrrr!
and a webpage too. | It just doesn't get any better than this. | Snort!
E-mail me for URL. |-----------------------------------------------------
------------------- "Be Brave and ALWAYS BELIEVE." - Warrior

Andre, Kerry, Art, Eddie, Jerry Blackwell, Big John Studd, SMW ... Sigh ...


Evan Schlesinger

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In article <jefam-05059...@jefam.clark.net>,

Jeff Amdur <je...@clark.net> wrote:
>If I were picking a wrestling school, I'd rather choose one that would be
>called "Workrate University"
>
>:-)

I believe that's the Canadian translation of the New Japan Dojo.

>
>Does one actually have to be taught to gyrate and tug at ropes?

Apparently so. Don't forget to snort and ramble.

EVAN
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Erik Yeager

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In article <4mivbf$3...@nw002.infi.net>, jes...@infi.net says...

>
>je...@clark.net (Jeff Amdur) wrote:
>
>>If I were picking a wrestling school, I'd rather choose one that would
be
>>called "Workrate University"
>
>>:-)
>
>>Does one actually have to be taught to gyrate and tug at ropes?
>
>Nothing against Jeff, or Evan, or the rest of RSPW here, but it's
>times like these that make me want to just cry, whimper, wince, sigh,
>whatever. It's been established that I, Jeremy Soria, am the only
>Warrior fan on the newsgroup--- and even now I'm questioning myself if
>I still want the responsibility. It's not like RSPW is trying to
>convert me into a workrate freak or into a straight guy or anything
>like that. I mean, I can't enjoy Warrior on the newsgroup without at
>least one person giving me a guilt trip about how badly His workrate
>is, not to mention that He's not going to change for the workrate
>freaks that go to the matches. (But then again, the percentage of
>Meltzer/Keller/Scherer/RSPW folks that go to the WWF matches is small
>compared to everyone else in the arena.) And I've tried time and again
>for folks to let me like who I like in peace, but no one ever takes
>that seriously.
>
>If you're trying to convert me into a straight hardcore workrate
>freak, it's not working. I would much rather give up the newsgroup and
>give up wrestling entirely before doing that. I'd love to stay on the
>newsgroup. It's getting harder and harder for me each day.
>

Jeremy, would you please stop doing this every time someone says something
negative about the Warrior. No one is directing it at you, do NOT take it
personally. Its just getting dumb when you keep complaining like this,
people don't like the Warrior, so what? No one has said you can't. Just
let it go man.

Erik Yeager


Jeff Satterfield

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lomb...@usa.pipeline.com wrote:
>
> What a scam the WWF is running - Warrior University. For $9.95, any chump
> can get an intro package and application to what is suppose to be the WWF
> training camp. The $9.95 will be applied to a seminar led by the UW
> himself in Scottsdale, Arizona. Yeah right. How many marks out there will
> send in their money and then spend more money for a seminar and travel to
> Scottsdale to learn how to take 'roids and shake ring ropes.
>
> I guess UW worked this into his contract with VM.
>
> Mike

What the hell are you talking about when you said it was a scam? The IS a Warrior
University. It IS taught by the Ultimate Warrior. It's advertised in most major
wrestling magazines(PWI). But it is in the Warrior's contract.

Otto Hack-Man Heuer

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.jes...@infi.net (Warrior JS) wrote:
| It's been established that I, Jeremy Soria, am the only
| Warrior fan on the newsgroup

What about the guy with the 28-line signature that has the Warrior
face on it and the WWF logo (Pat "CousinIt" Savino). Nothing against
you, Jeremy, as you often have useful stuff to post, and your opinions
on various RSPW topics are *always* well thought-out, articulate, and
entertaining, but there must be something about Warrior fans and large
signature files. Between your 13-line sig and "the" other Warrior
fan, you could corner the market on post-article text. ;-)

| - Jeremy Go Chicago Bulls ! Next Stop: Semi-finals !
| Congrats Grindstone, KY Derby winner ! Next Stop: Preakness !
|
| "The NEW WWF Generation. On top of the hill, not over it." -- WWF Promo
| If Atlanta is not "Loserville" anymore, then how do you explain WCW?
| --
| jes...@infi.net | Pro Wrestling. The Warrior. Pinball. TPiR. | Grrrr!
| and a webpage too. | It just doesn't get any better than this. | Snort!
| E-mail me for URL. |-----------------------------------------------------
| ------------------- "Be Brave and ALWAYS BELIEVE." - Warrior
|
| Andre, Kerry, Art, Eddie, Jerry Blackwell, Big John Studd, SMW ... Sigh ...
|

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jes...@infi.net (Warrior JS) wrote:

>je...@clark.net (Jeff Amdur) wrote:
>
>>If I were picking a wrestling school, I'd rather choose one that would be
>>called "Workrate University"
>
>>:-)
>
>>Does one actually have to be taught to gyrate and tug at ropes?
>
>Nothing against Jeff, or Evan, or the rest of RSPW here, but it's
>times like these that make me want to just cry, whimper, wince, sigh,

Oh sheesh Jeremy, give it a break. If you like The Warrior, good for
you. Don't worry about what others say.

>whatever. It's been established that I, Jeremy Soria, am the only
>Warrior fan on the newsgroup--- and even now I'm questioning myself if
>I still want the responsibility. It's not like RSPW is trying to

Man, you sure put a lot of unneeded pressure on yourself.

>convert me into a workrate freak or into a straight guy or anything
>like that. I mean, I can't enjoy Warrior on the newsgroup without at
>least one person giving me a guilt trip about how badly His workrate

You put a guilt trip on yourself.

>is, not to mention that He's not going to change for the workrate
>freaks that go to the matches. (But then again, the percentage of
>Meltzer/Keller/Scherer/RSPW folks that go to the WWF matches is small
>compared to everyone else in the arena.) And I've tried time and again

Uh, speaking only for myself, I am going to the next show at the
Spectrum on 5\18. Please don't make comments about me unless you know
what you are talking about. Anyone who reads the Lariat knows that I
have enjoyed the WWF lately.

>for folks to let me like who I like in peace, but no one ever takes
>that seriously.

Live in peace? Sheesh, you need to learn how to stop reading every
note here. You let people bother you. Take responsibilty for
yourself.

>If you're trying to convert me into a straight hardcore workrate
>freak, it's not working.

Jeremy, stop being so damned egocentric. Just as you can voice your
pro Warrior opinions, people can post the opposing view.

>I would much rather give up the newsgroup and
>give up wrestling entirely before doing that. I'd love to stay on the

>newsgroup. It's getting harder and harder for me each day.

You ain't leaving, and you know it.

Dave, wondering when net.vet reverted to newbie.hood.

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Jeff Satterfield

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Warrior JS wrote:

> >:-)

>
> Nothing against Jeff, or Evan, or the rest of RSPW here, but it's
> times like these that make me want to just cry, whimper, wince, sigh,

> whatever. It's been established that I, Jeremy Soria, am the only
> Warrior fan on the newsgroup--- and even now I'm questioning myself if
> I still want the responsibility. It's not like RSPW is trying to

> convert me into a workrate freak or into a straight guy or anything
> like that. I mean, I can't enjoy Warrior on the newsgroup without at
> least one person giving me a guilt trip about how badly His workrate

> is, not to mention that He's not going to change for the workrate
> freaks that go to the matches. (But then again, the percentage of
> Meltzer/Keller/Scherer/RSPW folks that go to the WWF matches is small
> compared to everyone else in the arena.) And I've tried time and again

> for folks to let me like who I like in peace, but no one ever takes
> that seriously.
>

> If you're trying to convert me into a straight hardcore workrate

> freak, it's not working. I would much rather give up the newsgroup and


> give up wrestling entirely before doing that. I'd love to stay on the
> newsgroup. It's getting harder and harder for me each day.
>

> - Jeremy Go Chicago Bulls ! Next Stop: Semi-finals !
> Congrats Grindstone, KY Derby winner ! Next Stop: Preakness !
>
> "The NEW WWF Generation. On top of the hill, not over it." -- WWF Promo
> If Atlanta is not "Loserville" anymore, then how do you explain WCW?
> --
> jes...@infi.net | Pro Wrestling. The Warrior. Pinball. TPiR. | Grrrr!
> and a webpage too. | It just doesn't get any better than this. | Snort!
> E-mail me for URL. |-----------------------------------------------------
> ------------------- "Be Brave and ALWAYS BELIEVE." - Warrior
>
> Andre, Kerry, Art, Eddie, Jerry Blackwell, Big John Studd, SMW ... Sigh ...

Don't worry, you arn't the only Warrior fan here on RSPW. I've been a fan of his ever
since I first watched him wrestle!

lomb...@usa.pipeline.com

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In article <318D1F...@pond.com>, Jeff Satterfield writes:

>
>What the hell are you talking about when you said it was a scam? The IS a
Warrior
>University. It IS taught by the Ultimate Warrior. It's advertised in
most major
>wrestling magazines(PWI). But it is in the Warrior's contract.
>

The scam part is having to pay the $9.95 for information which most people
will realize that they cannot afford to go to wrestling school unless it is
local.

Mike

BAR1SPLACE

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May 6, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/6/96
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$9.95 a scam ? You ever apply for college ? When I did, I applied to
five, at $20.00 a pop( in 1964). God knows what it is now. Its not a
scam to charge for materials, etc.

Some people..........................

Chad M O'Donnell

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In article <4mk31u$g...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>,


Yeah,...I do have to agree. Even though its a wrestling school....who knows
how much information is included. I wouldn't be surprised if it's a couple
hundred pages. Do you think that they would give it away for free? Of
course,...there probably is another fee you have to pay when you send your
application in,...but if you're going to send it in,...you're not going to
mind paying. I'm almost tempted to check it out,..considering I'm going to
be moving to the Phoenix area with in a year.


Oh by the way....when I applied for Iowa State in '93,..I had to pay $35.

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Angelo Dizon

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jes...@infi.net (Warrior JS) wrote:

> <<excessive whining deleted>>

what a fuckin' pussy.


Evan Schlesinger

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In article <4mk62n$4...@news.iastate.edu>,

Chad M O'Donnell <sc...@iastate.edu> wrote:
>In article <4mk31u$g...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>,
>BAR1SPLACE <bar1s...@aol.com> wrote:
>>$9.95 a scam ? You ever apply for college ? When I did, I applied to
>>five, at $20.00 a pop( in 1964). God knows what it is now. Its not a
>>scam to charge for materials, etc.
>>
>>Some people..........................
>
>
>Yeah,...I do have to agree. Even though its a wrestling school....who knows
>how much information is included. I wouldn't be surprised if it's a couple
>hundred pages.

oh please!

> Do you think that they would give it away for free? Of
>course,...there probably is another fee you have to pay when you send your
>application in,...but if you're going to send it in,...you're not going to
>mind paying. I'm almost tempted to check it out,..considering I'm going to
>be moving to the Phoenix area with in a year.
>
>
>Oh by the way....when I applied for Iowa State in '93,..I had to pay $35.

You're going so far as to compare your own alma mater to Warrior University?

EVAN
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Jeff Amdur

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In article <N.050596....@wrestling.microserve.com>,
swe...@wrestling.microserve.com wrote:

> I remember Warrior made the claim you don't have to learn how to work in his
> school, he would teach you "charisma" which he claimed was far more important
> than putting on a realistic match.

Ah, Ed, now I understand. Warrior isn't training wrestlers. He's
training Presidential candidates. :-)

KTSPREZ

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>Nothing against Jeff, or Evan, or the rest of RSPW here, but it's
>times like these that make me want to just cry, whimper, wince, sigh,
>whatever. It's been established that I, Jeremy Soria, am the only
>Warrior fan on the newsgroup--- and even now I'm questioning myself if

rest of twaddle deleted

Jeremy, you are NOT the only warrior fan on the net--My fiancee is a HUGE
Warrior fan, and I kinda like him too.

And you are NOT the only one who thinks that workrate is
overrated---personally I don't give a damn about workrate---I give a damn
that the wrestler CARES enough to entertain. Which is why i'm a Kid
freak---and why I also like the Warrior. Workrate is a bunch of hooey,
and everyone knows it.


TC Kirkham
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John Petrie

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In article <jefam-05059...@jefam.clark.net>,
je...@clark.net (Jeff Amdur) wrote:

>If I were picking a wrestling school, I'd rather choose one that would be
>called "Workrate University"

Yeah, but would the WWF hire you when you got out?

>Does one actually have to be taught to gyrate and tug at ropes?

Ask Renegade.

John Petrie
pet...@uslink.net
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http://www.uslink.net/~petrie/index.html

John Petrie

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In article <4mivbf$3...@nw002.infi.net>, jes...@infi.net (Warrior JS) wrote:
>je...@clark.net (Jeff Amdur) wrote:

>>If I were picking a wrestling school, I'd rather choose one that would be
>>called "Workrate University"

>I still want the responsibility. It's not like RSPW is trying to


>convert me into a workrate freak or into a straight guy or anything
>like that. I mean, I can't enjoy Warrior on the newsgroup without at
>least one person giving me a guilt trip about how badly His workrate
>is, not to mention that He's not going to change for the workrate
>freaks that go to the matches.

I don't want to start a huge thread on the subject of the warrior's workrate
(or lack thereof) but I do have a gripe against the Warrior, and it goes
something like this:

For a guy who's been around since the late 80's, he's picked up next to
nothing pertaining to any aspect of his character. His "workrate" hasn't
improved, sure, but neither has much of anything else. And while we're on the
subject, where did he get his training, if any? Fritz Von Erich... or someone
like that down in Texas, or did he train somewhere else? His work in the ring
dropped noticably upon his arrival in the WWF, and (with the possible
exception of his match at WrestleMania VI - which I thought wasn't all that
bad) has kept dropping ever since. I had thought that maybe he'd at least try
to show his fans something new, especially with a layoff to improve, but he
hasn't. (Whether it's because he hasn't tried or because the WWF doesn't
expect any more of him is an interesting subject to debate but not really
germain to the point.)

The problem lies in the fact that he was (and is) the quintissential gimmick
character. A mysterious, unbeatable, Warrior from parts unknown whose only
purpose it seems is to serve as an icon and a model for action figures, comic
books, etc. (Kind of like Hulk Hogan, but with even less personality - because
none was required.) Ther WWF never had to establish him as a person(ality)
because it wasn't necessary for the character. His interviews never had to be
good because no one even really cared if he spoke or not. The reason for and
causes of his matches and feuds never had to be that well established because
his only purpose was to "defeat evil."

All this is not the Warrior's fault: It's the WWF's. Is there room for this
type of character in wrestling? Yes, of course (and it often seems as if they
dominate the sport occasionally.) Hell... I dig the Undertaker! I like the
gimmick. I like the entrances. I watch his matches with the full realization
that I'll most likely not see great wrestling. I then move on and watch other
matches with other wrestlers that I like for other reasons.

And of course none of this means anything towards the Warrior himself. He may
be the greatest guy in the world, and I have nothing against him, but he
simply isn't a character that I was all that interested in from the start, and
there's been almost nothing since to change that fact for me personally. As
the Dingo Warrior I saw him as a Road Warriors clone. In the WWF he became
Hulk Hogan Mark II. With his latest return he's stood for something else: An
era in the sport that even Vince McMahon has tried to bury and forget.

>If you're trying to convert me into a straight hardcore workrate
>freak, it's not working. I would much rather give up the newsgroup and
>give up wrestling entirely before doing that. I'd love to stay on the
>newsgroup. It's getting harder and harder for me each day.

Take the criticisms against the Warrior for what their worth. If the
discussion involves good in-ring action, then criticism against the Warrior is
valid. If it's talk of him even getting worse, then he usually hears the same
gripes we deal out against Hogan, Savage, Flair, and everyone who continues to
be prominent in the wrestling scene well past their primes. If you're
discussing wrestlers as characters, then it's your choice whether to ignore
the criticisms, or stand up and voice your own rebuttal. You can't just lump
every criticism against the Warrior and take them all personally. Some are
simply irrefutable. Some are debatable. Some are just plain wrong.

Workrate isn't everything. But it is a better indicator of understanding just
how much a particular athlete cares about himself, his sport, and the fans.
It's easier to watch, for example, a Chris Benoit match and and think "he's
working that hard because he cares." (Whether it's about the fans or getting a
bigger paycheck, impressing his co-workers, etc., is debatable.) It's hard to
read anything like that into the average Warrior "Run in - pick 'em up - drop
'em - splash 'em Match." Was the match so short because he's so good because
or because that's all he can do? It takes a bigger suspension of disbelief to
root for him (from the neutral viewpoint of the average fan.)

And as to liking or not liking the Warrior: Go ahead. Just don't expect to
equate the reasons you like him with the reasons someone else may like Ric
Flair, or The Blue Meanie, or Doink.

Erik Yeager

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In article <4mkqra$l...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, kts...@aol.com says...

>And you are NOT the only one who thinks that workrate is
>overrated---personally I don't give a damn about workrate---I give a damn
>that the wrestler CARES enough to entertain. Which is why i'm a Kid
>freak---and why I also like the Warrior. Workrate is a bunch of hooey,
>and everyone knows it.

I'm glad you're aware of what everyone knows. Besides which, the Kid
wouldn't be entertaining at all if he didn't have a good workrate.

Erik Yeager


William [Billy] Harrison

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John Petrie (pet...@uslink.net) wrote:
: In article <jefam-05059...@jefam.clark.net>,
: je...@clark.net (Jeff Amdur) wrote:

: >If I were picking a wrestling school, I'd rather choose one that would be
: >called "Workrate University"

: Yeah, but would the WWF hire you when you got out?

Yes, so they could job you to the Undertaker. :)

: >Does one actually have to be taught to gyrate and tug at ropes?

: Ask Renegade.

Cool! :)

This Warrior U garbage is just another way for the WWF (and the Warrior) to
slip their sticky fingers into the marks' pockets and take whatever they can
find. And what's worse is that those marks are volunteering for the job!
(and TO job if they actually get hired)

If I was in any shape to compete in professional wrestling and had the time
and money, I'd definitely move to Calgary and go to the Dungeon. Stu Hart
has been cranking out some of the best wrestlers anywhere for a long time,
and if anyone could teach a poor slob like me how to sell a piledriver, it
would be him. :)

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William C. Daniels III

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It only makes sense to charge $9.95 for info. Otherwise, they would
probably be sending millions of packets to kids too young to even think
about attending.
--

William C. Daniels III

"There are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time
to change the road you're on."
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-Stairway to Heaven

lomb...@usa.pipeline.com

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In article <4mk62n$4...@news.iastate.edu>, Chad M O writes:

>Oh by the way....when I applied for Iowa State in '93,..I had to pay $35.
>

I don't mind paying to process an application which is the $35 you refer
too ( not just to receive the application package), since the University
has to pay to have transcripts sent to them and pay people to read your
application.

What I do not like is paying to get the information about something that I
will have to pay even more money.

Next thing you know someone will tell you send us $ 10 with your resume
when you are ready to leave Iowa State and we will then send you
information that you don't qualify for a job with us and we will keep your
$$$$.

As far as kids sending in their money - Isn't that why we have parents? To
check how their children are spending their money and to see what they are
sending away for.

Mike

Mark Volzer

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Jeff Satterfield <satt...@pond.com> wrote:
>Warrior JS wrote:
>
>> >:-)

>
>>
>> Nothing against Jeff, or Evan, or the rest of RSPW here, but it's
>> times like these that make me want to just cry, whimper, wince, sigh,
>> whatever. It's been established that I, Jeremy Soria, am the only
>> Warrior fan on the newsgroup--- and even now I'm questioning myself if
>> I still want the responsibility. It's not like RSPW is trying to
>> convert me into a workrate freak or into a straight guy or anything
>> like that. I mean, I can't enjoy Warrior on the newsgroup without at
>> least one person giving me a guilt trip about how badly His workrate
>> is, not to mention that He's not going to change for the workrate
>> freaks that go to the matches. (But then again, the percentage of
>> Meltzer/Keller/Scherer/RSPW folks that go to the WWF matches is small
>> compared to everyone else in the arena.) And I've tried time and again
>> for folks to let me like who I like in peace, but no one ever takes
>> that seriously.
>>
>> If you're trying to convert me into a straight hardcore workrate
>> freak, it's not working. I would much rather give up the newsgroup and
>> give up wrestling entirely before doing that. I'd love to stay on the
>> newsgroup. It's getting harder and harder for me each day.
>>
>> - Jeremy Go Chicago Bulls ! Next Stop: Semi-finals !
>> Congrats Grindstone, KY Derby winner ! Next Stop: Preakness !
>>
>> "The NEW WWF Generation. On top of the hill, not over it." -- WWF Promo
>> If Atlanta is not "Loserville" anymore, then how do you explain WCW?
>> --
>> jes...@infi.net | Pro Wrestling. The Warrior. Pinball. TPiR. | Grrrr!
>> and a webpage too. | It just doesn't get any better than this. | Snort!
>> E-mail me for URL. |-----------------------------------------------------
>> ------------------- "Be Brave and ALWAYS BELIEVE." - Warrior
>>
>> Andre, Kerry, Art, Eddie, Jerry Blackwell, Big John Studd, SMW ... Sigh ...
>
>Don't worry, you arn't the only Warrior fan here on RSPW. I've been a fan of his ever
>since I first watched him wrestle!

I've been a Warrior fan since his finisher was the windmilll clothesline.


Thomas Grotenhuis

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Jeff Amdur (je...@clark.net) wrote:
: In article <N.050596....@wrestling.microserve.com>,
: swe...@wrestling.microserve.com wrote:

: > I remember Warrior made the claim you don't have to learn how to work in his
: > school, he would teach you "charisma" which he claimed was far more important
: > than putting on a realistic match.

: Ah, Ed, now I understand. Warrior isn't training wrestlers. He's
: training Presidential candidates. :-)

. . . or lawyers ;)

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Gary Schwigen

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sc...@iastate.edu (Chad M O'Donnell) wrote:

>I wouldn't be surprised if it's a couple
>hundred pages.

Hmmm... a couple of photocopied pages and some pictures of the gym is
more like it, but who's counting?

If you look at the instruction offered, the lengths of the training
options, etc., it looks like more of a fantasy camp than an actual
training program.

The Warrior is no fool, especially when it comes to marketing. What he's
running is a lot more lucrative than a legitimate training program could
ever be, and he's got it worked out that he can turn a buck even from the
nine year old wannabees who request info.


Jeff Amdur

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In article <4mkqra$l...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, kts...@aol.com (KTSPREZ) wrote:

> And you are NOT the only one who thinks that workrate is
> overrated---personally I don't give a damn about workrate---I give a damn
> that the wrestler CARES enough to entertain. Which is why i'm a Kid
> freak---and why I also like the Warrior. Workrate is a bunch of hooey,
> and everyone knows it.

Huh? The Kid is one of the best workers in the business, with one of the
highest workrates.

Sorry, folks, but I want to see action supplemented with angles and other
ring psychology. I don't want to see meaningless gyrations having nothing
to do with the match at hand.

Workrate today, workrate tomorrow, WORKRATE FOREVER!!!

Warrior JS

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je...@clark.net (Jeff Amdur) wrote:

>Workrate today, workrate tomorrow, WORKRATE FOREVER!!!

In the word of Charlie Brill:
Pthtphptphptphptphtphptphptphptphptphpthptphtphpthptphpthtthtth!

And in the words of Dr. Scratchansniff: Hah! I gave you a raspberry!


- Jeremy Go Chicago Bulls (SF 1-0) ! Next Stop: Conf. Finals !
Grindstone wins KY Derby... Next stop: Preakness !

"The NEW WWF Generation. On top of the hill, not over it." -- WWF Promo
If Atlanta is not "Loserville" anymore, then how do you explain WCW?
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and a webpage too. | It just doesn't get any better than this. | Snort!
E-mail me for URL. |-----------------------------------------------------
------------------- "Be Brave and ALWAYS BELIEVE." - Warrior

Andre, Kerry, Art, Eddie, Big John Studd, Ray Stevens, SMW ... Sigh ...


Carl

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) And I've tried time and again
>for folks to let me like who I like in peace, but no one ever takes
>that seriously.

I think it's fine for you to like the Warrior. But why should your
being a fan of the Warrior affect what other people post? Heck, I like
Dusty Rhodes, always have. But I don't think that means nobody should
ever post criticism of Dusty on the group.

Carl


Otto Hack-Man Heuer

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.esc...@merle.acns.nwu.edu (Evan Schlesinger) wrote:
| Chad M O'Donnell <sc...@iastate.edu> wrote:

| >I'm almost tempted to check it out,..considering I'm going to
| >be moving to the Phoenix area with in a year.
| >

| >Oh by the way....when I applied for Iowa State in '93,..I had to pay $35.
|

| You're going so far as to compare your own alma mater to Warrior University?

Well it *is* Iowa State. ;-)

C'mon Evan, aren't you from one of those states which borders Iowa?
You should be making fun of him. ^_^

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Chad M O'Donnell

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In article <318f696a....@news.tc.umn.edu>,

Otto "Hack-Man" Heuer <heue...@gold.tc.umn.edu> wrote:
>.esc...@merle.acns.nwu.edu (Evan Schlesinger) wrote:
>| Chad M O'Donnell <sc...@iastate.edu> wrote:
>
>| >I'm almost tempted to check it out,..considering I'm going to
>| >be moving to the Phoenix area with in a year.
>| >
>| >Oh by the way....when I applied for Iowa State in '93,..I had to pay $35.
>|
>| You're going so far as to compare your own alma mater to Warrior University?
>
>Well it *is* Iowa State. ;-)
>
>C'mon Evan, aren't you from one of those states which borders Iowa?
>You should be making fun of him. ^_^
>

OK,...this is the type of thing to piss a person off. Especially about
Iowa, and Iowa State,..because I hate them both. First off,...I was not
comparing ISU to Warrior University. You see,...this is the problem with
half of you fucks out there.....YOU DON'T READ THE FUCKING POSTS!!!!! If
you did,...you would see I was responding to someone who asked what the
fees were to apply today,..compared to what he did in the 70's. Half of
this newsgroup is people who make shrewd remarks and flame people without
reading the whole post...and make comments without knowing what the hell
they are talking about....and it's pathetic. It wasn't this bad 1 year
ago,..now it's pathetic. Just read the damm posts and at least know what is
being said before you comment on them. I'd bet that eliminate half of the
posts and problems on this newsgroup.

Secondly,....Iowa Sucks Balls!!!! I'm from Illinois,..about an hour from
Chicago (granted,..in some cases not the best,..but miles ahead of this
backwards state.) Iowa State is pathetic. I don't know why I even came
here,...I guess to get away. Big surprise I got. Their isn't Jack
here,..and a horendous music sceen (Clasic Iowan: Music?...What's
music? Being a musician,..it's just a tad important.)

Anyways,...don't critize me cause it's ISU,....I critize it every day I'm
here. Arizona State,....here I come.

Trevor Barrie

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lomb...@usa.pipeline.com wrote:

>I don't mind paying to process an application which is the $35 you refer
>too ( not just to receive the application package), since the University
>has to pay to have transcripts sent to them and pay people to read your
>application.

"Pay to have transcripts sent to them"? I've never heard of a
university that didn't require _you_ to supply your transcripts, in
addition to the admission fee (if any).


William C. Daniels III

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On May 06, 1996 18:06:49 in article <Re: WWF Scam: Warrior University>,

'lomb...@usa.pipeline.com' wrote:


>
>As far as kids sending in their money - Isn't that why we have parents? To

>check how their children are spending their money and to see what they are

>sending away for.

Theoretically, yes, but the majority of parents can't keep an eye on their
kids 24/7.

Pat WARRIOR Savino

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WARRIOR! WARRIOR! WARRIOR!

I'm here, Jer...

Pat


On Sun, 5 May 1996, Jeff Satterfield wrote:

> Warrior JS wrote:
>
> > >:-)
>
> >
> > Nothing against Jeff, or Evan, or the rest of RSPW here, but it's
> > times like these that make me want to just cry, whimper, wince, sigh,
> > whatever. It's been established that I, Jeremy Soria, am the only
> > Warrior fan on the newsgroup--- and even now I'm questioning myself if
> > I still want the responsibility. It's not like RSPW is trying to
> > convert me into a workrate freak or into a straight guy or anything
> > like that. I mean, I can't enjoy Warrior on the newsgroup without at
> > least one person giving me a guilt trip about how badly His workrate
> > is, not to mention that He's not going to change for the workrate
> > freaks that go to the matches. (But then again, the percentage of
> > Meltzer/Keller/Scherer/RSPW folks that go to the WWF matches is small

> > compared to everyone else in the arena.) And I've tried time and again


> > for folks to let me like who I like in peace, but no one ever takes
> > that seriously.
> >

> > If you're trying to convert me into a straight hardcore workrate
> > freak, it's not working. I would much rather give up the newsgroup and
> > give up wrestling entirely before doing that. I'd love to stay on the
> > newsgroup. It's getting harder and harder for me each day.
> >
> > - Jeremy Go Chicago Bulls ! Next Stop: Semi-finals !

> > Congrats Grindstone, KY Derby winner ! Next Stop: Preakness !


> >
> > "The NEW WWF Generation. On top of the hill, not over it." -- WWF Promo
> > If Atlanta is not "Loserville" anymore, then how do you explain WCW?
> > --
> > jes...@infi.net | Pro Wrestling. The Warrior. Pinball. TPiR. | Grrrr!
> > and a webpage too. | It just doesn't get any better than this. | Snort!
> > E-mail me for URL. |-----------------------------------------------------
> > ------------------- "Be Brave and ALWAYS BELIEVE." - Warrior
> >

> > Andre, Kerry, Art, Eddie, Jerry Blackwell, Big John Studd, SMW ... Sigh ...
>
> Don't worry, you arn't the only Warrior fan here on RSPW. I've been a fan of his ever
> since I first watched him wrestle!
>
>

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clevettl

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Warrior University does exist. Unfortunatly it costs about 5000 first
mo. and 1000/mo. afterowrds. Warrior can't wrestle well. It's like
paying a garage mechanic to teach you how to be a doctor.

Jay

Paul Miller

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In <4muiur$j...@elmo.cadvision.com> clevettl <clev...@cadvision.com>
writes:

Listen, If the Warrior comes back don't you think he and Vince would
work out a deal to give his graduates WWF jobs right out of the gate??
Do you have any idea how hard that is to do if you not related to
anyone in the biz?? The Warrior isn't as dumb as he looks... He had
made millions from the sport and is a master of charisma and generating
energy.


Paul in Jersey

lomb...@pipeline.com

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In article <4muiur$j...@elmo.cadvision.com>, clevettl writes:

>Warrior University does exist. Unfortunatly it costs about 5000 first
>mo. and 1000/mo. afterowrds. Warrior can't wrestle well. It's like
>paying a garage mechanic to teach you how to be a doctor.
>
>Jay
>

When I started this thread, this is was my reasoning behind it. People
would send in $10 dollars to find find out it would cost them $5000 (+
transportation and living expenses, I assume) and then figure out that they
cannot afford it.

Yet, WWF/Warrior enterprises still got the $10. With the number of
wrestling fans out there say for example 50,000 people in the US (modest
figure) sent in their money. That is half a million dollars less
$100,000(est.) for printing and shipping costs for a net profit of
$400,000 for doing a 1 minute commercial. Not a bad scam!!!

Mike

Dr. Stephen T. Tiszenkel

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May 11, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/11/96
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In article <4mvlm3$1...@dfw-ixnews1.ix.netcom.com>,
pmil...@ix.netcom.com(Paul Miller ) wrote:

>Listen, If the Warrior comes back don't you think he and Vince would
>work out a deal to give his graduates WWF jobs right out of the gate??

Uh, no.


Stephen Tiszenkel
Northwestern University
Evanston, IL USA
kil...@nwu.edu
http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~stt895/

Gil Rosin

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Paul Miller (pmil...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
: In <4muiur$j...@elmo.cadvision.com> clevettl <clev...@cadvision.com>

: writes:
: >
: >Warrior University does exist. Unfortunatly it costs about 5000 first
: >mo. and 1000/mo. afterowrds. Warrior can't wrestle well. It's like
: >paying a garage mechanic to teach you how to be a doctor.
: >
: >Jay

: Listen, If the Warrior comes back don't you think he and Vince would


: work out a deal to give his graduates WWF jobs right out of the gate??

: Do you have any idea how hard that is to do if you not related to


: anyone in the biz?? The Warrior isn't as dumb as he looks... He had
: made millions from the sport and is a master of charisma and generating
: energy.


: Paul in Jersey

Yeah, but that doesn't mean he can wrestle. I like the warrior because of his
energy, but guys like him are pretty much a dime a dozen. Warrior is not going
to last 10 years in the sport like guys like Ric Flair and Brett Hart.

William C. Daniels III

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On May 10, 1996 14:19:10 in article <Re: WWF Scam: Warrior University>,

'lomb...@pipeline.com' wrote:


>
>When I started this thread, this is was my reasoning behind it. People
>would send in $10 dollars to find find out it would cost them $5000 (+
>transportation and living expenses, I assume) and then figure out that
they
>cannot afford it.
>
>Yet, WWF/Warrior enterprises still got the $10. With the number of
>wrestling fans out there say for example 50,000 people in the US (modest
>figure) sent in their money. That is half a million dollars less
>$100,000(est.) for printing and shipping costs for a net profit of
>$400,000 for doing a 1 minute commercial. Not a bad scam!!!

And I still say it's not a scam. Why would they want to send out
thousands, and possibly millions, of info packs to kids who are years away
from even being considered? Warrior University is not some brand new sceme
the WWF created. Warrior has been running this school for years. They
just don't want to send out packs to kids. There's nothing wrong with
this.

Kaemaril

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>And I still say it's not a scam. Why would they want to send out
>thousands, and possibly millions, of info packs to kids who are years away
>from even being considered? Warrior University is not some brand new sceme
>the WWF created. Warrior has been running this school for years. They
>just don't want to send out packs to kids. There's nothing wrong with
>this.

Just out of interest, does anyone know of any notable professional
wrestlers who graduated from 'Warrior University'?

Donald Martin

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May 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/12/96
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Kaemaril (kaem...@magus.powernet.co.uk) wrote:
: >And I still say it's not a scam. Why would they want to send out


The Ultimate Warrior Himself (self taught).

;)


Zoogz Rift--The Liquid Moamo

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How dare anybody even consider calling this a scam? Considering how
many UW fans there are out there, who would you expect to foot the
bill for answering all the mail? He's in business to make money, not
give it away. That $10 is reasonable for a promotional package and
an application. If anyone objects to spending the money, it's unlikely
they were serious about joining the school in the first place.


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Donald Martin

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Zoogz Rift--The Liquid Moamo (moam...@primenet.com) wrote:

: How dare anybody even consider calling this a scam? Considering how


: many UW fans there are out there, who would you expect to foot the
: bill for answering all the mail? He's in business to make money, not
: give it away. That $10 is reasonable for a promotional package and
: an application. If anyone objects to spending the money, it's unlikely
: they were serious about joining the school in the first place.

Well, Zoogz have you actually been to see the "campus"? I'm asking
'cause I might just want to enroll, and a brochure never does
justice to any institute.

;)


Wanamaker

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kaem...@magus.powernet.co.uk (Kaemaril) wrote:

>Just out of interest, does anyone know of any notable professional
>wrestlers who graduated from 'Warrior University'?

I'll take a wild guess...what about the Renegade?

The guy looks like him, dresses like him, and acts like him. And it's
been noted that Renegade had to go back to wrestling school. So why
not 'Warrior University'?

Another thing they both have in common is that neither one of them
knows more than 3 wrestling moves!


--

I hate Hulk Hogan, so should you.

Wanamaker


Michael Rogers

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In <4n2of1$j...@news2.h1.usa.pipeline.com>

bil...@usa.pipeline.com(William C. Daniels III) writes:
>
>On May 10, 1996 14:19:10 in article <Re: WWF Scam: Warrior
University>,
>'lomb...@pipeline.com' wrote:
>
>
>>
>>When I started this thread, this is was my reasoning behind it.
People
>>would send in $10 dollars to find find out it would cost them $5000
(+
>>transportation and living expenses, I assume) and then figure out
that
>they
>>cannot afford it.
>>
>>Yet, WWF/Warrior enterprises still got the $10. With the number of
>>wrestling fans out there say for example 50,000 people in the US
(modest
>>figure) sent in their money. That is half a million dollars less
>>$100,000(est.) for printing and shipping costs for a net profit of
>>$400,000 for doing a 1 minute commercial. Not a bad scam!!!
>
>And I still say it's not a scam. Why would they want to send out
>thousands, and possibly millions, of info packs to kids who are years
away
>from even being considered? Warrior University is not some brand new
sceme
>the WWF created. Warrior has been running this school for years.
They
>just don't want to send out packs to kids. There's nothing wrong with
>this.

Warrior *has* been running a school, but he *hasn't* been charging ten
bucks for the information. How many schools do? No many. I don't
feel sorry for anyone ordering information, nor do I condemn Warrior
and Vince for trying to make a buck, but only a sucker is going to pay
that much for a catalog. It's paying for the priviledge to be a
customer.


-Mike Rogers-
Jihad

Noel Morales

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May 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/19/96
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In article <4n2t96$j...@wintermute.ecs.fullerton.edu>, grosin@titan (Gil
Rosin) wrote:

>
>Yeah, but that doesn't mean he can wrestle. I like the warrior because of his
>energy, but guys like him are pretty much a dime a dozen. Warrior is not going
>to last 10 years in the sport like guys like Ric Flair and Brett Hart.

That brings up an interesting question. How long has UW been
in pro wrestling? He was known as Dingo Warrior before.
Wasn't he in a tag team called Power Team USA? Was his
partner Sting who was called Bladerunner Sting? Didn't they wrestle first
for Fritz Adkisson in Texas and later UFW for Bill Watts?
I don't think his ring work ever improved from those early
days.

E 66

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May 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/19/96
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Nobody else here likes warrior because nobody else here is a faery.

Stunning Steve Tiszenkel

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May 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/20/96
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In article <4no50r$c...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, e...@aol.com (E 66) wrote:
>Nobody else here likes warrior because nobody else here is a faery.

Since you mentioned faeries...

Once I was wandering in the northern part of the land of Hyrule, when I
happened upon a spring. Dancing daintily on top of the spring was -- imagine
my surprise! -- a faery. I had been feeling a bit lethargic, but upon the
sight of the faery, I felt a revitalization as I had never felt before. I felt
capable of slaying even the most dangerous of Dodongos or tenacious of
Tektites.

So, if you ever encounter a faery while prancing jauntily through the woods,
do not be alarmed! It can only mean a pleasant experience for you and yours.

-Steve


Stephen Tiszenkel
Northwestern University
stone...@nwu.edu
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Now just look at him today!"
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