FINAL WRESTLEMANIA IX ODDS AND PREDICTIONS
christopher motherway
you here me talk of odds until SUMMERSLAM '93.
WWF Championship Match:
BRET HART Even YOKOZUNA
With what happened during the signing (Bret Hart rising after being
flattened), the wagers have been pouring in for Hart. However, I think
Yokozuna just may take it! PREDICTION:Yokozuna by pinfall in 5-10 min.
WWF Tag-Team Title Match
MEGA-(EGO)MANIACS <==15-1 MONEY INC.
C'mon! Bet against Hulk? And yet, the though of Hulk DQ'ing has run its
course through my neurons many times. PREDICTION:Mega-Maniacs by DQ in
10-15 min.
Intercontinental Title Bout
TATANKA <==4-1 SHAWN MICHAELS
If Sherri shows up _this_ time, the title will DEFENITELY change hands.
PREDICTION: Tatanka by pinfall in 5-10 min.
STEINER BROTHERS <==7-1 HEADSHRINKERS
Unless there's a sacrifice before the match,... PREDICTION: Steiners,
when Scott pins Fatu, in 5-10 min.
MR. PERFECT Even NARCISSIST LEX LUGER
Tough call. Perfect's out of shape and Lex ain't wrestled in a while.
So... PREDICTION: Double count out in under 5 min.
BOB BACKLAND 3-1==> RAZOR RAMON
Two near-jobbers fighting it out. I really would like Bob to win.
Believe me, I would. But I just don't see it!! PREDICTION: Ramon by
pinfall in 5-10 min.
KAMALA Even BAM BAM BIGELOW
Both are fat, both are crazy. Bammer's crazier. PREDICTION: Bigelow by
pinfall in under 5 min.
UNDERTAKER <==9-5 GIANT GONZALEZ
I smell upset...or is that a funeral pyre? PREDICTION: Undertaker by
pinfall in under 5 min. (P.S. Take the 3-1 odds towards Harvey getting
`Tombstone'd!)
KING JARRY LAWLER <==60-1 TENRYU
Let he amongst you who careth about this undercard match cast the first
flame! PREDICTION: Lawler by pinfall in under 5 min.
CRUSH No Line DOINK
Crush is such the favorite...except, apparently on the BBS. Oh, well.
Since I NEVER followed a crowd... PREDICTION: Crush by submission in 5-10
min.
Well, there you are. No flames, please; I'm trying to quit.
Chris Wolvie
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> All right, folks. Put your flame guns away. This will be the last time
> you here me talk of odds until SUMMERSLAM '93.
God save us.
Oh, well... if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. I may as well post my opinions as
to who I think will win WM9...
> WWF Championship Match:
> BRET HART Even YOKOZUNA
> With what happened during the signing (Bret Hart rising after being
> flattened), the wagers have been pouring in for Hart. However, I think
> Yokozuna just may take it! PREDICTION:Yokozuna by pinfall in 5-10 min.
I disagree. Hart has been pushed by Vince now for... what? 2... 3 years maybe
as the man to beat. Why waste a good push? Hart by DQ.
> WWF Tag-Team Title Match
> MEGA-(EGO)MANIACS <==15-1 MONEY INC.
> C'mon! Bet against Hulk? And yet, the though of Hulk DQ'ing has run its
> course through my neurons many times. PREDICTION:Mega-Maniacs by DQ in
> 10-15 min.
I wouldn't say the MegaUltimateMoronicEgoManiacs as THAT big of favourites to
win, but I don't think Vince will let Hogan lose WM again. See last year's
match MoneyInc-NatDisasters for the ooh, big surprise ending to this one.
> Intercontinental Title Bout
> TATANKA <==4-1 SHAWN MICHAELS
> If Sherri shows up _this_ time, the title will DEFENITELY change hands.
> PREDICTION: Tatanka by pinfall in 5-10 min.
Probably not. Sherri has been on the outs lately with Vince... or so the net
said. In either case, it won't matter. Michaels by pinfall.
> STEINER BROTHERS <==7-1 HEADSHRINKERS
> Unless there's a sacrifice before the match,... PREDICTION: Steiners,
> when Scott pins Fatu, in 5-10 min.
No surprise... this of course sets up a Steiners-MoneyInc match, with the
Steiners to capture the modern triple crown.
> MR. PERFECT Even NARCISSIST LEX LUGER
> Tough call. Perfect's out of shape and Lex ain't wrestled in a while.
> So... PREDICTION: Double count out in under 5 min.
Good call. But I'm guessing there'll be a winner. Lex by countout. Barely.
> BOB BACKLAND 3-1==> RAZOR RAMON
> Two near-jobbers fighting it out. I really would like Bob to win.
> Believe me, I would. But I just don't see it!! PREDICTION: Ramon by
> pinfall in 5-10 min.
Not with Ramon's knee he won't. Backlund by pin.
> KAMALA Even BAM BAM BIGELOW
> Both are fat, both are crazy. Bammer's crazier. PREDICTION: Bigelow by
> pinfall in under 5 min.
Two big guys with such potential. Bigelow is a confirmed worker, but not here.
Kamala could probably work had he been trained to do so. But I like Bigelow by
pin.
> UNDERTAKER <==9-5 GIANT GONZALEZ
> I smell upset...or is that a funeral pyre? PREDICTION: Undertaker by
> pinfall in under 5 min. (P.S. Take the 3-1 odds towards Harvey getting
> `Tombstone'd!)
No Tombstone. No wrestling. No audience. UT by DQ.
> KING JARRY LAWLER <==60-1 TENRYU
> Let he amongst you who careth about this undercard match cast the first
> flame! PREDICTION: Lawler by pinfall in under 5 min.
This match has been removed from the card... either that, or its a dark match.
If that's the case, Tenryu by pinfall.
> CRUSH No Line DOINK
> Crush is such the favorite...except, apparently on the BBS. Oh, well.
> Since I NEVER followed a crowd... PREDICTION: Crush by submission in 5-10
> min.
Forced to disagree here. Although I think the Church of DOINK! which has been
all too active here on the net lately is very VERY stupid, I think DOINK! is
going to be a one-hit wonder. Guess who his one hit will be? DOINK! by
pinfall with some help.
pb.