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JC on: ECW on TNN, part 2

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Jacob Gilbert

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Sep 9, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/9/99
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Had to cut the rant short last time, so here's the conclusion.

Raven returns as a triumphant hero, saving the promotion from the
embarassment of the Dudleys taking the
tag belts to the WWF. Raven still has the black ankh painted over his left
eye, so that was really his idea, not
WCW's. He needs a shave and a haircut, because that beard, not to mention
the ankh, doesn't suit him.

Naturally, the feud with Tommy Dreamer will start again, but they're better
served not revisiting past history (i.e.
bringing back Beulah), else Lazy Levy's heat will be non-existent. He
doesn't have Stevie Richards, Mick Foley,
or even the Dudleys to play off anymore, so who's in the new Nest? (look for
the turn that everyone expects to
be made at Anarchy Rulz)

Taz would be a heel in WWF and/or WCW, and he probably would have a belt,
but not the top ones. He's become
a fave of mine over time. Rob Van Dam would be better off if he got rid of
Willie Whistle (Bill Alfonso). The Impact
Players don't impress me too much. Justin Credible is a DX wannabe, Lance
Storm should be WWF-bound, on
account that his ex-partner Chris Jericho needs a little help (a
Thrillseekers reunion would be nice), and don't
get me started about Jason Knight. He's another lazy candyass. Cyrus (Don
Callis)? He should be the color analyst
instead of Jellomold Gertner, so at least Justin gets some points for the
endorsement. Cyrus is a better talker
than Gertner has ever been, and this is one guy the WWF should never have
gotten rid of.

Gertner claims to be a "quintessential studmuffin"? HA! Put me in a room
with that donut and chicks'll be digging
me instead of him.

Speaking of lazy, that brings me to Steve Corino. He taunts Taz, but doesn't
want to fight? This angle sucks. Tajiri
is a poor man's Muta, Jack Victory wants to be a heel Ironside, and Rhino &
Corino are idiots.

Why is Sabu "banned" from performing in the US, according to current angle
hype? I've missed this.

Sadly, I'll miss the next three weeks of ECW, since there's free rock
concerts in Albany that I'll be attending,
and since there's no replay for me to tape, I'm probably going to be tuning
in late night Saturdays on MSG for those
three weeks to catch up. 'Til next time.

J. C. Gilbert

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Jacob Gilbert

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Sep 10, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/10/99
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Why am I not surprised that the trolls have decided to resume dubbing moi a
paperboy? We all have careers
away from the ngs, guys, so let us conduct ourselves on the ngs as
responsible, mature adults. Neither Max
or X has seen me in person, and vice versa. I shan't engage in flamewars
with either of these fellows, since it
wastes time to all concerned.

Now, if there was a separate ECW ng, that's where the rant would've gone in
the first place, but since there isn't
one to be had.......!

Andrew Jacobs

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Sep 10, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/10/99
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I saw ECW's TNN show for the first time tonight and it KICKED
ASS! ECW!!! ECW!!! ECW!!! ECW!!! ECW!!!!


MAXdaAXEjd

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Sep 9, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/9/99
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>Had to cut the rant short last time,

good boy, my paper has been arriving on time lately..
--
http://members.aol.com/maxdaaxejd/index.html

Xstrength

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Sep 10, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/10/99
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>>Had to cut the rant short last time,
>
>good boy, my paper has been arriving on time lately..

Mine has too, but get it on the doorstep, ya crosseyed fucking retard.

"Before I fuck your mother, I'm going to break her arm."-ROLLINS
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You Dummy World Order (Sabu424..The Walter Cronkite of Wrestling)

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On 10 Sep 1999 01:52:44 GMT, xstr...@aol.com (Xstrength) wrote a
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>>>Had to cut the rant short last time,
>>
>>good boy, my paper has been arriving on time lately..

>Mine has too, but get it on the doorstep, ya crosseyed fucking retard.

Christ almighty you dickwad. Cant you come up with an original insult
instead of copying the lame flames of Kaneut.

>"Before I fuck your mother, I'm going to break her arm."-ROLLINS
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Xstrength

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Sep 11, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/11/99
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>Christ almighty you dickwad. Cant you come up with an original insult
>instead of copying the lame flames of Kaneut.

LOL! You continue to crack me up with your wry retorts! However, it is
becoming quite clear that in your pitiful effort to get the rub from me, you
are repressing your hidden desires to shave my back, or some other twisted homo
act, that you probably learned from your daddy in the toolshed.

PS Who's kaneut?

You Dummy World Order (Sabu424..The Walter Cronkite of Wrestling)

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On 11 Sep 1999 08:35:41 GMT, xstr...@aol.com (Xstrength) wrote a
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>>Christ almighty you dickwad. Cant you come up with an original insult


>>instead of copying the lame flames of Kaneut.

>LOL! You continue to crack me up with your wry retorts!

some of us have the gift, old son.

> However, it is
>becoming quite clear that in your pitiful effort to get the rub from me, you
>are repressing your hidden desires to shave my back,

I did not know it was hairy ?

> or some other twisted homo
>act, that you probably learned from your daddy in the toolshed.

We never had a garden and I learned my "homo" things as you call them
from a teacher at school. I have never hidden being "bi". My
girlfrined knows but does not mind as she has a fetish for girls as
well.

>PS Who's kaneut?

Kaneut was Max's first attempt at trolling.

>"Before I fuck your mother, I'm going to break her arm."-ROLLINS
>RSPW's Monster Heel

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