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Get Down And Give Me Perkoff

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Nov 29, 2006, 7:25:59 PM11/29/06
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Did you know Alexander Cain was only in one movie?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2107060/

This movie called Warm Springs, ever hear of it?

Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain

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"Get Down And Give Me Perkoff" <per...@perkoff.com> wrote in message
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> Did you know Alexander Cain was only in one movie?


SO FAR.

FOAD, Dorkoff. I'm working on it. Even if, IF, that was the only one I ever
got an IMDB on, I'd still be proud of that.

I'd suggest you for a role in Revenge of the Nerds but financial and
internal difficulties shut down production two weeks ago.


Krusty

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Nov 29, 2006, 11:47:34 PM11/29/06
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Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain wrote:
> "Get Down And Give Me Perkoff" <per...@perkoff.com> wrote...

> > Did you know Alexander Cain was only in one movie?
>
>
> SO FAR.
>
> FOAD, Dorkoff. I'm working on it. Even if, IF, that was the only one I ever
> got an IMDB on, I'd still be proud of that.
>
> I'd suggest you for a role in Revenge of the Nerds but financial and
> internal difficulties shut down production two weeks ago.

God dammit. Is THIS true too? You really WERE in the movie? Makes
sense, it takes place in Georgia. I'm trying to remember when the
character you played was on the screen... refresh my memory.

Get Down And Give Me Perkoff

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Nov 30, 2006, 12:03:14 AM11/30/06
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Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain wrote:

You're sure angry. Wanna try settling down and not caring so much?

Get Down And Give Me Perkoff

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Nov 30, 2006, 12:04:17 AM11/30/06
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It's funny this Alexander "I'm angry" Cain guy didn't know he was in
the movie until I pointed it out.

What a doofus.

Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain

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Nov 30, 2006, 12:12:30 AM11/30/06
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"Krusty" <jeff...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain wrote:
> > "Get Down And Give Me Perkoff" <per...@perkoff.com> wrote...
> > > Did you know Alexander Cain was only in one movie?
> >
> >
> > SO FAR.
> >
> > FOAD, Dorkoff. I'm working on it. Even if, IF, that was the only one I
ever
> > got an IMDB on, I'd still be proud of that.
> >
> > I'd suggest you for a role in Revenge of the Nerds but financial and
> > internal difficulties shut down production two weeks ago.
>
> God dammit. Is THIS true too? You really WERE in the movie?


Yep. They paid me $20 for them to cut my hair into a 1920s style and $100 a
day for three days. Not much compared to what others in the Atlanta area
have done...small drop in the bucket, really...BUT I was floored when I saw
some angel of an editor had thought my head-tilt reaction shot was good
enough for the .023 seconds or however long it was to make the final cut.

I have the DVD copy and occassionally freeze-frame that shot. I love it. My
first "real" movie and I end up on camera. Kick-ASS.

Now I just have to hurry up and get out of the newspaper industry and start
finding work as a production assistant or casting associate or some other
[x] associate or [x] assistant. Problem is that might entail a move to
Atlanta, and I'll need SOMETHING to pay the bills. I'm sure as hell not
moving back home for that. I'll make my own dreams happen, thankyouverymuch!


>Makes
> sense, it takes place in Georgia. I'm trying to remember when the
> character you played was on the screen... refresh my memory.
>

No real "character" to speak of. It's about an hour and 30, hour and 40 into
the film at the doctor's convention FDR crashes to try to get them to show
up at Warm Springs to help legitimize it and get a full-time doctor for the
grounds. I was one of about 80 or so men who played extras and just happened
to be one of the luckier ones who made it on screen. Line or no line I'm
still proud of that shit and always will be. I nearly sent a thank-you card
to the editors.

The real shock came about four months later when I found out the room we
were in was not only in the exact same building FDR had crashed some seventy
plus years before, but the exact same ROOM was the room the convention was
held in.

We pitiful background extras, with our hot, stuffy suits and lack of air
conditioning (the noise muffled the shooting so they had to turn it off
during takes) were re-creating history exactly (well more or less) as it had
happened.

I mean, damn. It's one thing to be on a movie set, it's another to be where
it all went down. That's like filming a movie about Gettysburg right on the
battlefield where blood ran.


Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain

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Nov 30, 2006, 12:13:03 AM11/30/06
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"Get Down And Give Me Perkoff" <per...@perkoff.com> wrote in message
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Excuse me, Mr. Annoying Spammer-Sockpuppet Douchebag?

I knew I was in the film the night it premiered on HBO.

FOAD, twit.

*PLONK*


Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain

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"Get Down And Give Me Perkoff" <per...@perkoff.com> wrote in message
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You're sure stupid. Wanna try settling down and drinking the contents of a
medicine cabinet?


Get Down And Give Me Perkoff

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Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain wrote:
> "Get Down And Give Me Perkoff" <per...@perkoff.com> wrote in message
> news:1164862994.8...@j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain wrote:
> > > "Get Down And Give Me Perkoff" <per...@perkoff.com> wrote in message
> > > news:1164846359.0...@j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> > > > Did you know Alexander Cain was only in one movie?
> > >
> > >
> > > SO FAR.
> > >
> > > FOAD, Dorkoff. I'm working on it. Even if, IF, that was the only one I
> ever
> > > got an IMDB on, I'd still be proud of that.
> > >
> > > I'd suggest you for a role in Revenge of the Nerds but financial and
> > > internal difficulties shut down production two weeks ago.
> >
> > You're sure angry. Wanna try settling down and not caring so much?
> >
>
> You're sure stupid. Wanna try settling down and drinking the contents of a
> medicine cabinet?

What an angry obsessed with Fat Chad loser.

~务遳

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Nov 30, 2006, 12:54:25 AM11/30/06
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The movie I was in, The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) received harsh reviews
but was a blockbuster success at the theater, 3-4 weeks in the #1 spot

Inc - Hollywood Star, was also in Jaws II when he was 7-8yrs old

Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain

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"~务遳" <sck...@lycos.com> wrote in message
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Post your W2s and a review from Variety or retract


~务遳

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Nov 30, 2006, 1:03:15 AM11/30/06
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There are several film companies looking for areas to build in the
Baton Rouge area. One (Forget who) has bought a large are of land and
will begin building in 07 on their "Hollywood South" production
lot/studio. It's supposed to be several TV/movie stage sets so that TV
shows and movies can be produced here over long periods. We keep
getting more and more films coming here over everyone inc. Canada,
because Louisiana passed some law for movie studios to film/produce
here almost tax-free.

Baton Rouge is always an option for you, cost of living is dirt cheap.
We have the best food in the world not to mention the hottest "Easy"
women ever !

The Citizen

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Nov 30, 2006, 1:14:21 AM11/30/06
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On Wed, 29 Nov 2006 23:54:25 -0600, ~务遳 <sck...@lycos.com>
wrote:

>The movie I was in, The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) received harsh reviews
>but was a blockbuster success at the theater, 3-4 weeks in the #1 spot

Oh, for fuck's sake, Inc! Give it up! You were a background extra in
that P.O.S. film and you didn't even make it into the final cut of the
film. SFW?

I work regularly as a background performer here in Toronto. Being a
background extra is no big deal. I personally like doing it sometimes
because it's fun and easy work.

Off the top of my head, I've appeared in:

-Fever Pitch
-Cinderella Man
-Mean Girls
-New York Minute
-The Sentinel
-Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
-Four Brothers
-Ice Princess
-The Man
-Man of the Year
-Mean Girls
-The Prince and Me
-Truth, Justice and the American Way
-Welcome to Mooseport

>Inc - Hollywood Star, was also in Jaws II when he was 7-8yrs old

Stop pretending you're a goddamn movie star, you arrogant prick...

--
The Citizen
"All The Effort In The World Won't Matter If You're Not Inspired."

~务遳

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Nov 30, 2006, 1:27:54 AM11/30/06
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On Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:14:21 -0500, The Citizen <citi...@nospam.ca>
wrote:

This is to inform you that when I am filming my next blockbuster I
will demand you not be permitted on my movie set

AND NO YOU CAN'T HAVE MY AUTOGRAPH

Froggy in the [mWo]

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Nov 30, 2006, 1:32:51 AM11/30/06
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"Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain" <noe...@here.invalid> wrote in message
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Did they really? I was seeing all the "ROTN" signs all over Decatur and
Inman Park while they were shooting at Agnes Scott, but my hopes of being an
extra were dashed when I found out they were primarily only using students
from Georgia State.

Now there's signs for something called "O-Town" filming near me. About three
months ago, a thriller called "One Missed Call" was filming in the park
behind my condo.

I'm loving that Atlanta (and especially the east side) has become the
hippest new location for major studio films. A friend of mine in L.A. just
wrapped a feature he wrote and had wanted to shoot it here, but it's
actually gotten too expensive, so he went to Phoenix instead.

--
-Froggy

http://www.fortheretarded.com/

"When citizens fear their government, you have tyranny; when the government
fears its citizens, you have freedom."
— Thomas Jefferson


Froggy in the [mWo]

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Nov 30, 2006, 1:34:22 AM11/30/06
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"The Citizen" <citi...@nospam.ca> wrote in message
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Watch out, he might have to take pictures of his money again to try to
impress people on a newsgroup.

--
-Froggy

http://www.fortheretarded.com/

"When citizens fear their government, you have tyranny; when the government
fears its citizens, you have freedom."

- Thomas Jefferson


~务遳

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Nov 30, 2006, 2:56:23 AM11/30/06
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Or I could become a negative ass towards most people here

Rockboy

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Nov 30, 2006, 4:33:18 AM11/30/06
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Or you could leave.

--
Rockboy

I don't need your love to disconnect

Lord Hatred

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Nov 30, 2006, 7:11:06 AM11/30/06
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In article <1164862054.0...@j44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Krusty" <jeff...@gmail.com> wrote:


Isn't all this old news? Or was I the only one to know?

--
Stefan:

Nemesis

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Nov 30, 2006, 8:03:16 AM11/30/06
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On Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:56:23 -0600, ~务遳 <sck...@lycos.com>
with the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally
able to type out the following:

Translation: Act like Chad.

--
Nemesis
ICQ #4610826
http://www.tehawk.com
http://home.earthlink.net/~tehawk

Nemesis

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On 29 Nov 2006 21:20:11 -0800, "Get Down And Give Me Perkoff"
<per...@perkoff.com> with the help of a thousand monkeys banging on

keyboards, was finally able to type out the following:

>

Says the angry obsessed with Incubus loser.

Butters

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Nov 30, 2006, 9:52:22 AM11/30/06
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> Baton Rouge is always an option for you, cost of living is dirt cheap.
> We have the best food in the world not to mention the hottest "Easy"
> women ever !

Does "Easy" mean unconscious? I think it does.


Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain

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"~务遳" <sck...@lycos.com> wrote in message
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Would I get the chance to meet Fletch?


Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain

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Nov 30, 2006, 10:28:27 AM11/30/06
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"The Citizen" <citi...@nospam.ca> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 29 Nov 2006 23:54:25 -0600, ~务遳 <sck...@lycos.com>
> wrote:
>
> >The movie I was in, The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) received harsh reviews
> >but was a blockbuster success at the theater, 3-4 weeks in the #1 spot
>
> Oh, for fuck's sake, Inc! Give it up! You were a background extra in
> that P.O.S. film and you didn't even make it into the final cut of the
> film. SFW?
>
> I work regularly as a background performer here in Toronto. Being a
> background extra is no big deal. I personally like doing it sometimes
> because it's fun and easy work.

I wouldn't say "easy." The waiting is annoying. Two hours on a twelve hour
day sometimes? Or worse? Thank god there's so many rules and regulations put
down by Hollywood that govern how long those sort of things happen.

Pay's not bad, though it depends on the studio and/or project. Many here in
Georgia are "credit, copy and meals, no pay."

Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain

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Nov 30, 2006, 10:30:35 AM11/30/06
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"Froggy in the [mWo]" <toor...@clownpenis.fart> wrote in message
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>
> "Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain" <noe...@here.invalid> wrote in message
> news:d3906$456e60b7$a6666850$25...@ALLTEL.NET...
> >
> > "Get Down And Give Me Perkoff" <per...@perkoff.com> wrote in message
> > news:1164846359.0...@j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> >> Did you know Alexander Cain was only in one movie?
> >
> > SO FAR.
> >
> > FOAD, Dorkoff. I'm working on it. Even if, IF, that was the only one I
> > ever
> > got an IMDB on, I'd still be proud of that.
> >
> > I'd suggest you for a role in Revenge of the Nerds but financial and
> > internal difficulties shut down production two weeks ago.
>
> Did they really? I was seeing all the "ROTN" signs all over Decatur and
> Inman Park while they were shooting at Agnes Scott, but my hopes of being
an
> extra were dashed when I found out they were primarily only using students
> from Georgia State.
>


The students were apparantly one of the smaller reasons filming stopped.
Seems the real reasons were financial and the fact that the movie wasn't as
funny as it needed.

http://www.atlantafilms.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=wanted_actors;action
=display;num=1158681238

> Now there's signs for something called "O-Town" filming near me. About
three
> months ago, a thriller called "One Missed Call" was filming in the park
> behind my condo.
>
> I'm loving that Atlanta (and especially the east side) has become the
> hippest new location for major studio films. A friend of mine in L.A. just
> wrapped a feature he wrote and had wanted to shoot it here, but it's
> actually gotten too expensive, so he went to Phoenix instead.
>
> --
> -Froggy
>
> http://www.fortheretarded.com/
>
> "When citizens fear their government, you have tyranny; when the
government
> fears its citizens, you have freedom."

> - Thomas Jefferson
>
>


Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain

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"Lord Hatred" <lordh...@stopthespamminggmail.com> wrote in message
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It is old news. Chad's just digging the turkey out of his fingernails in a
sad attempt to obsess over me and what I'm guessing passes in his universe
for some sort of humilation and obsession over my person.


~务遳

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Nov 30, 2006, 12:27:55 PM11/30/06
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On Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:27:13 -0500, "Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain"
<noe...@here.invalid> wrote:

Only if someone gets murdered near you

Get Down And Give Me Perkoff

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Nov 30, 2006, 5:34:14 PM11/30/06
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Says the ugly fuck obsessed with me who always replies to me and says
the same stupid things, hey why do you always do that? Besides being
obsessed and owned by me?

Nemesis

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On Nov 30, 5:34 pm, "Get Down And Give Me Perkoff"


<perk...@perkoff.com> wrote:
> Nemesis wrote:
> > On 29 Nov 2006 21:20:11 -0800, "Get Down And Give Me Perkoff"

> > <perk...@perkoff.com> with the help of a thousand monkeys banging on


> > keyboards, was finally able to type out the following:
>
> > >Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain wrote:

> > >> "Get Down And Give Me Perkoff" <perk...@perkoff.com> wrote in message


> > >>news:1164862994.8...@j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> > >> > Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain wrote:

> > >> > > "Get Down And Give Me Perkoff" <perk...@perkoff.com> wrote in message


> > >> > >news:1164846359.0...@j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> > >> > > > Did you know Alexander Cain was only in one movie?
>
> > >> > > SO FAR.
>
> > >> > > FOAD, Dorkoff. I'm working on it. Even if, IF, that was the only one I
> > >> ever
> > >> > > got an IMDB on, I'd still be proud of that.
>
> > >> > > I'd suggest you for a role in Revenge of the Nerds but financial and
> > >> > > internal difficulties shut down production two weeks ago.
>
> > >> > You're sure angry. Wanna try settling down and not caring so much?
>
> > >> You're sure stupid. Wanna try settling down and drinking the contents of a
> > >> medicine cabinet?
>
> > >What an angry obsessed with Fat Chad loser.
>

> > Says the angry obsessed with Incubus loser.Says the ugly fuck obsessed with me who always replies to me and says


> the same stupid things, hey why do you always do that? Besides being
> obsessed and owned by me?

Are you capable of making a reply that isn't total projection on your
part? Really, being self delusional can only take you so far, besides
making you look stupid in front of everyone else. Of coruse if would
explain why you would post a picture of your ugly pimple faced mug for
everyone to laugh at.:
http://perkoff.com/stalker.html

Get Down And Give Me Perkoff

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Nov 30, 2006, 5:49:28 PM11/30/06
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What is it with you and being obsessed with me? Just cause I made fun
of you for your stupid name(Isreal).

Get over it, you dumb ass.

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