Remember when John Henry tried selling bumper stickers to RSPW?

[John Henry Slapper]

A few years ago John Henry tried selling homemade, customized,
newsgroup-related bumper stickers to rec.sport.pro-wrestling. Now, the
thing to remember here is, RSPW couldn't have had more than 25 regular
visitors on its best day, and among the people that do post there are
few posters that get into all the META crap, and among those there
probably are even less that would be willing to spend money because of
it, but here the white trash deadbeat was trying to make RSPW-related
bumperstickers into his main source of income. It was hilarious, but
more importantly it gives you a good idea of the kind of dirtbag John
Henry is.

John Henry is what you call a "peanuthead". A peanuthead is the type
of scum that hates real work and manual labor, and fancies themself as
a smart guy that can get by on their brains instead of having to work.
The problem is, the're drawn to get-rich-quick schemes and other
small-potato stuff because they don't have enough real intelligence,
not to mention education, to do anything in life. They can't even be
good con-men correctly, for them it's always the next big idea that's
going to make them rich.

That's John Henry, in a nutshell. A guy that tries to sell 5 cent
bumper stickers to 4 people on a fucking newsgroup instead of finding
a real job.

[Squad]

"John Henry Slapper" <johnhenr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:609cfc1f.04103...@posting.google.com...

Jawn rulez. You suck dick.

but you did manage to troll me...

[Zodiac69 864 w/ HitMan's sloppy seconds from Gail Kim]

> John Henry is what you call a "peanuthead". A peanuthead is the type
> of scum that hates real work and manual labor, and fancies themself as
> a smart guy that can get by on their brains instead of having to work.

No, actually "Peanuthead" was the nickname given to manager Teddy Long.
John Henry is not Teddy Long.

Zodiac69
the future of RSPW
864's most promising blue chipper

[the Bede]

"Zodiac69 864 w/ HitMan's sloppy seconds from Gail Kim"
<phantom_s...@ISHALLNOTBESPAMMEDyahoo.com> wrote in message
news:H_bhd.242527$as2.2...@bignews3.bellsouth.net...

> > John Henry is what you call a "peanuthead". A peanuthead is the type
> > of scum that hates real work and manual labor, and fancies themself as
> > a smart guy that can get by on their brains instead of having to work.
>
> No, actually "Peanuthead" was the nickname given to manager Teddy Long.
> John Henry is not Teddy Long.
>

I've never seen them together.........................

[Lord Gow, rogue bull of the 333!]

Gary L. Burnore wrote:

> Because Bush wouldn't let Kerry in on the meetings since he knows
> Kerry would say something about the bribes.

What... in the BLUE HELL... are you talking about?!?

LG
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[Citizen_Cain]

"John Henry" <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote in message
news:Xns9593A251366F2jo...@216.168.3.44...
> johnhenr...@hotmail.com (John Henry Slapper) wrote in
> news:609cfc1f.04103...@posting.google.com:

>
> > A few years ago John Henry tried selling homemade, customized,
> > newsgroup-related bumper stickers to rec.sport.pro-wrestling.
>

> They weren't 'newsgroup related.' And I sold a couple of hundred.

Must have helped to pay for your mansion, Rolls Royce, and hottub!

>
> Now why don't you fuck off, you lifeless little cunt?

Pleased to be doing the same, thank you.

[Citizen_Cain]

"Gary L. Burnore" <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in message
news:cm3jp5$2rm$4...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...

> On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 20:57:14 -0000, John Henry
> <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote:
>
> >johnhenr...@hotmail.com (John Henry Slapper) wrote in
> >news:609cfc1f.04103...@posting.google.com:
> >

> >> A few years ago John Henry tried selling homemade, customized,
> >> newsgroup-related bumper stickers to rec.sport.pro-wrestling.
> >

> >They weren't 'newsgroup related.'
>

> So they were off charter, then. Thanks for clearing that up.

>
> >And I sold a couple of hundred.
>

> That's pretty funny.

>
> >Now why don't you fuck off, you lifeless little cunt?
>

> Translation: "Ouch, you hit a nerve."
>

John Henry's RSPW bumper-sticker business was almost as funny as when he
tried to create the official FAQ for rec.sport.pro-wrestling by grabbing
about four or five people and setting them up on his personal website to
write it. Then after the work-in-progress was leaked and he couldn't find
out who did it, instead of sucking it up like a man *snicker* he had a
hissyfit, threw a paranoid temper-tantrum ranting against everyone involved,
and shut the entire thing down.

This is the same guy who made a video to try to win a popularity contest on
Usenet, in which he cut himself with a razor and broke a $300 video camera
in the process.

[Citizen_Cain]

"John Henry" <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote in message

news:Xns9593A76AFEDE5jo...@216.168.3.44...
> Gary L. Burnore <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in news:cm3jp5$2rm$4
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

>
> > On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 20:57:14 -0000, John Henry
> > <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote:
> >
> >>johnhenr...@hotmail.com (John Henry Slapper) wrote in
> >>news:609cfc1f.04103...@posting.google.com:
> >>

> >>> A few years ago John Henry tried selling homemade, customized,
> >>> newsgroup-related bumper stickers to rec.sport.pro-wrestling.
> >>

> >>They weren't 'newsgroup related.'
> >
> > So they were off charter, then. Thanks for clearing that up.
>

> Feel free to point out the charter for my website.

ITHM the charter for RSPW, fweeb.

>
> >>And I sold a couple of hundred.
> >
> > That's pretty funny.
>

> They were pretty good stickers. Wish I'd had a way to produce better
> quality though.

Maybe you could have taken the glue you were sniffing and used that instead.
Or maybe you could have, you know, learned how to fucking use Photoshop
properly?

>
> >>Now why don't you fuck off, you lifeless little cunt?
> >
> > Translation: "Ouch, you hit a nerve."
>

> Shall I remember this the next time I'm tempted to defend you against some
> troll using YOUR family in a flamewar?

Sure, why not?

[Zodiac69 864 w/ HitMan's sloppy seconds from Gail Kim]

"Gary L. Burnore" <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in message
news:cm3jbd$2rm$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...

> On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 14:51:11 -0600, "the Bede"
> <rspwsow...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>

> Because Bush wouldn't let Kerry in on the meetings since he knows
> Kerry would say something about the bribes.

Uh..... huh?

[the Bede]

"Zodiac69 864 w/ HitMan's sloppy seconds from Gail Kim"
<phantom_s...@ISHALLNOTBESPAMMEDyahoo.com> wrote in message

news:Igdhd.242762$as2....@bignews3.bellsouth.net...

oh, that's just Burnore. he, like Chuck L., is a legit wackjob that Alex
Cain has dragged into RSPW because Alex has no concept of when to LEAVE
THINGS THE HELL ALONE.

the Bede
/;-)>
likes Alex, except for his shitty compulsions

[Free Speech]

"John Henry" <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote in message

news:Xns9593A251366F2jo...@216.168.3.44...

> johnhenr...@hotmail.com (John Henry Slapper) wrote in
> news:609cfc1f.04103...@posting.google.com:
>

> > A few years ago John Henry tried selling homemade, customized,
> > newsgroup-related bumper stickers to rec.sport.pro-wrestling.
>

> They weren't 'newsgroup related.' And I sold a couple of hundred.
>>>>>>Can you list them? I might be interested buying one.
>>>>>>If I ask you, it's not unsolicited.

> Now why don't you fuck off, you lifeless little cunt?
>
>

> --
> John Henry
> "You plan the wars you masters of men plan the wars and point the way and
> we will point the gun." - Dalton Trumbo, _Johnny Got His Gun_
> www.lowgenius.com

[Free Speech]

"Citizen_Cain" <noema...@probablynotmebutmystalker.invalid> wrote in
message news:hUchd.1654$TV1...@fe39.usenetserver.com...

>
> "John Henry" <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote in message
> news:Xns9593A76AFEDE5jo...@216.168.3.44...
> > Gary L. Burnore <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in news:cm3jp5$2rm$4
> > @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> >
> > > On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 20:57:14 -0000, John Henry
> > > <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote:
> > >
> > >>johnhenr...@hotmail.com (John Henry Slapper) wrote in
> > >>news:609cfc1f.04103...@posting.google.com:
> > >>
> > >>> A few years ago John Henry tried selling homemade, customized,
> > >>> newsgroup-related bumper stickers to rec.sport.pro-wrestling.
> > >>
> > >>They weren't 'newsgroup related.'
> > >
> > > So they were off charter, then. Thanks for clearing that up.
> >
> > Feel free to point out the charter for my website.
>
> ITHM the charter for RSPW, fweeb.
>
> >
> > >>And I sold a couple of hundred.
> > >
> > > That's pretty funny.
> >
> > They were pretty good stickers. Wish I'd had a way to produce better
> > quality though.
>
> Maybe you could have taken the glue you were sniffing and used that
instead.
> Or maybe you could have, you know, learned how to fucking use Photoshop
> properly?

>>>>>That must be one mighty skill that makes a person as cool as you?

[Free Speech]

"Citizen_Cain" <noema...@probablynotmebutmystalker.invalid> wrote in
message news:9Tchd.1653$TV1....@fe39.usenetserver.com...

>
> "Gary L. Burnore" <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in message
> news:cm3jp5$2rm$4...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> > On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 20:57:14 -0000, John Henry
> > <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote:
> >
> > >johnhenr...@hotmail.com (John Henry Slapper) wrote in
> > >news:609cfc1f.04103...@posting.google.com:
> > >
> > >> A few years ago John Henry tried selling homemade, customized,
> > >> newsgroup-related bumper stickers to rec.sport.pro-wrestling.
> > >
> > >They weren't 'newsgroup related.'
> >
> > So they were off charter, then. Thanks for clearing that up.
> >
> > >And I sold a couple of hundred.
> >
> > That's pretty funny.
> >
> > >Now why don't you fuck off, you lifeless little cunt?
> >
> > Translation: "Ouch, you hit a nerve."
> >
>
> John Henry's RSPW bumper-sticker business was almost as funny as when he
> tried to create the official FAQ for rec.sport.pro-wrestling by grabbing

>>>>>>Why is any FAQ official?

[Citizen_Cain]

"Gary L. Burnore" <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in message

news:cm3no7$9gl$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 16:05:47 -0600, "the Bede"

> Hahahahahahaha.
>

You know, nobody has ever seen Gary and I in the same room at the same
time...

[Free Speech]

"John Henry" <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote in message
news:Xns9593A76AFEDE5jo...@216.168.3.44...

> Gary L. Burnore <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in news:cm3jp5$2rm$4
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

>
> > On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 20:57:14 -0000, John Henry
> > <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote:
> >
> >>johnhenr...@hotmail.com (John Henry Slapper) wrote in
> >>news:609cfc1f.04103...@posting.google.com:
> >>

> >>> A few years ago John Henry tried selling homemade, customized,
> >>> newsgroup-related bumper stickers to rec.sport.pro-wrestling.
> >>

> >>They weren't 'newsgroup related.'
> >
> > So they were off charter, then. Thanks for clearing that up.
>

> Feel free to point out the charter for my website.
>

> >>And I sold a couple of hundred.
> >
> > That's pretty funny.
>

> They were pretty good stickers. Wish I'd had a way to produce better
> quality though.
>

> >>Now why don't you fuck off, you lifeless little cunt?
> >
> > Translation: "Ouch, you hit a nerve."
>

> Shall I remember this the next time I'm tempted to defend you against some
> troll using YOUR family in a flamewar?

>>>>>>You still think they are not them? Shall I watch
>>>>>>while you getting your haiarse bleached?

[Free Speech]

"Gary L. Burnore" <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in message
news:cm3jp5$2rm$4...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...

> On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 20:57:14 -0000, John Henry
> <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote:
>
> >johnhenr...@hotmail.com (John Henry Slapper) wrote in
> >news:609cfc1f.04103...@posting.google.com:
> >

> >> A few years ago John Henry tried selling homemade, customized,
> >> newsgroup-related bumper stickers to rec.sport.pro-wrestling.
> >

> >They weren't 'newsgroup related.'
>
> So they were off charter, then. Thanks for clearing that up.
>

> >And I sold a couple of hundred.
>
> That's pretty funny.
>

> >Now why don't you fuck off, you lifeless little cunt?
>
> Translation: "Ouch, you hit a nerve."

>>>>>Is Dink your best friend?
>
> --
> gburnore@databasix dot com
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[Free Speech]

"the Bede" <rspwsow...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Kkdhd.92750$tU4.21763@okepread06...

>>>>>from what medications?
>

[Free Speech]

"John Henry" <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote in message

news:Xns9593D0F63D49Ajo...@216.168.3.44...
> Gary L. Burnore <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in news:cm3n2n$gr7$8
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
> > On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 21:27:19 -0000, John Henry
> > <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote:
> >
> >>Gary L. Burnore <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in news:cm3jp5$2rm$4
> >>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> >>
> >>> On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 20:57:14 -0000, John Henry
> >>> <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>johnhenr...@hotmail.com (John Henry Slapper) wrote in
> >>>>news:609cfc1f.04103...@posting.google.com:
> >>>>

> >>>>> A few years ago John Henry tried selling homemade, customized,
> >>>>> newsgroup-related bumper stickers to rec.sport.pro-wrestling.
> >>>>

> >>>>They weren't 'newsgroup related.'
> >>>
> >>> So they were off charter, then. Thanks for clearing that up.
> >>

> >>Feel free[SLAP]
> >
> > You have no say, k00k.
>
> *shrug* If that's the way you feel about it. Not sure why you decided to
> be a stupid dick out of thin air, but whatever, I got more important
> things to worry about. Seeya.
>>>>>Gary is also an AUK reject.

[Free Speech]

"John Henry" <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote in message

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> "Free Speech" <yyyiii...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:cm3oqi$ot1$0...@pita.alt.net:

>
> >
> > "Citizen_Cain" <noema...@probablynotmebutmystalker.invalid> wrote
> > in message news:9Tchd.1653$TV1....@fe39.usenetserver.com...
>

> Do you people EVER stop stalking and lying?
>>>>>>I was just joking ;-)

[Citizen_Cain]

"John Henry" <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote in message

news:Xns9593D0F63D49Ajo...@216.168.3.44...
> Gary L. Burnore <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in news:cm3n2n$gr7$8
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
> > On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 21:27:19 -0000, John Henry
> > <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote:
> >
> >>Gary L. Burnore <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in news:cm3jp5$2rm$4
> >>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> >>
> >>> On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 20:57:14 -0000, John Henry
> >>> <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>johnhenr...@hotmail.com (John Henry Slapper) wrote in
> >>>>news:609cfc1f.04103...@posting.google.com:
> >>>>
> >>>>> A few years ago John Henry tried selling homemade, customized,
> >>>>> newsgroup-related bumper stickers to rec.sport.pro-wrestling.
> >>>>
> >>>>They weren't 'newsgroup related.'
> >>>
> >>> So they were off charter, then. Thanks for clearing that up.
> >>
> >>Feel free[SLAP]
> >
> > You have no say, k00k.
>
> *shrug* If that's the way you feel about it. Not sure why you decided to
> be a stupid dick out of thin air, but whatever, I got more important
> things to worry about. Seeya.
>

Tee hee!

[Citizen_Cain]

"John Henry" <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote in message

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> "Free Speech" <yyyiii...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:cm3oqi$ot1$0...@pita.alt.net:
>
> >

> > "Citizen_Cain" <noema...@probablynotmebutmystalker.invalid> wrote
> > in message news:9Tchd.1653$TV1....@fe39.usenetserver.com...
>

> Do you people EVER stop stalking and lying?

Do you EVER stop being a paranoid, bipolar jackass?

[chadbryant.net]

"use...@chadbryant.net" <use...@nospam.chadbryant.net> wrote in message
news:2ulr9gF...@uni-berlin.de...
> I used to treat you like a lady, "the Bede", now you're a substitute
> teacher.

>
> >> "Gary L. Burnore" <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in message
> >> news:cm3jbd$2rm$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> >> > On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 14:51:11 -0600, "the Bede"
> >> > <rspwsow...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >>"Zodiac69 864 w/ HitMan's sloppy seconds from Gail Kim"
> >> >><phantom_s...@ISHALLNOTBESPAMMEDyahoo.com> wrote in message
> >> >>news:H_bhd.242527$as2.2...@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
> >> >>> > John Henry is what you call a "peanuthead". A peanuthead is the
> >> >>> > type of scum that hates real work and manual labor, and fancies
> >> >>> > themself
> > as
> >> >>> > a smart guy that can get by on their brains instead of having
> >> >>> > to
> > work.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> No, actually "Peanuthead" was the nickname given to manager Teddy
> > Long.
> >> >>> John Henry is not Teddy Long.
> >> >>>
> >> >>I've never seen them together.........................
> >> >>
> >> > Because Bush wouldn't let Kerry in on the meetings since he knows
> >> > Kerry would say something about the bribes.
> >>
> >> Uh..... huh?
> >>
> > oh, that's just Burnore. he, like Chuck L., is a legit wackjob that
> > Alex Cain has dragged into RSPW because Alex has no concept of when to
> > LEAVE THINGS THE HELL ALONE.
>

> If not for Dink and his midget obsessions, AUK probably wouldn't have a
> clue what RSPW is.
>
> --
> Chad Bryant
> http://www.chadbryant.net/
> http://www.tardsmack.com/

Deer Chad,

Kook.

Sincerely.

Pot, Kettle, Black.