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JCGilbrt

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Mar 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/14/98
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Okay, kids, this is my last WCW Forecast for a while.

Huckster Hogan v. Macho Man (Steel Cage): I would wish that Hogan would be
ordered by someone higher up on the food chain (i.e. Harvey Schiller, since
Eric won't do anything except kiss up) to job here, but the Huckster wants the
spotlight. You can see the ending of this one. Disciple interferes, somehow
sneaks into the cage, lame stunner, Hogan wins. Bzzzzz! Not as I see it. The
meltdown of the NWO starts here, as there is a battle royal amongst the
membership over Disciple. In the confusion, Macho manages to hit the elbow of
doom and pin Hogan. (Preference: Savage--Likely winner: Hogan)

Sting v. Scott Hall: Hall is probably the only NWO guys with something
resembling a brain. However, with both of his gofers gone within a month of
each other (death of Lou Spicolli, Syxx being fired), and internal dissension
in the locker room, Hall just lost his best chance to be champ. My original
thought was that Hall would win, since the tag belts have all but been
"retired", but not now. Sting retains.

Scott Steiner v. Lex Luger: White Almond Crunch gets racked, but loses via DQ
when help arrives.

Giant v. Kevin Nash: Giant gets a win back. It's amazing that they haven't made
this a power bomb match. Only way Nash wins is if they do a DQ-screwjob w/the
power bomb and Giant hits it first. Nash should lose, because people are tired
of his lazy, no-jobbing self.

Benoit-Page-Raven (US title): Pick here is Benoit. Raven will devalue the belt
with his lazy, no-DQ matches. Hey, Lazy Levy! This ain't ECW, ya puke.

Malenko v. Jericho: Dean gets the belt and the Lion(heartless) is Tamed.

Booker T. v. E. Guerrero (TV title): Booker retains, but will lose to Eddy four
days later on Thunder.

Konnan v. Juventud Guerrera: Juvy hits the 450 and turns K-Dog into a splotch.

I may be wrong, but.....

J. C. Gilbert

Thornton97

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Mar 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/15/98
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>From: jcgi...@aol.com (JCGilbrt)

>Benoit-Page-Raven (US title): Pick here is Benoit. Raven will devalue the
>belt
>with his lazy, no-DQ matches. Hey, Lazy Levy! This ain't ECW, ya puke.

yeah, Raven, youre in WCW now, where if you bleed, we will get the Goodyear
blimp shot of the arena from the outside......

Thornton97
Who knows that Booker T will get what he wants because he's a booker
Leading the fight to get the Surgeon General's warning put on all Ray Traylor
matches


JCGilbrt

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Mar 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/15/98
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>First of all, everyone knows your forecast. Partly cloudy and heavy gusts
>of wind between your ears. Second, Raven will tear apart that worthless
>no-gimick, no-talent, midcard wannabe, Chris Benoit and take the title that
>is rightfully his. RF4L

Predictable crap coming from a biased jackass.

Benoit will roll to the title.

J. C. Gilbert

JCGilbrt

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Mar 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/15/98
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Almost forgot: Bret Hart over Curt Hennig. Hennig says uncle, and Rick Rude
gets the punking he deserves for being such an obnoxious jackass.

FWIW, in the latest WCW mag, Bobby Heenan seems to think there's tag gold in
the future for Hennig AND Rude. Huh?

J. C. Gilbert

Raven316

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Mar 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/15/98
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First of all, everyone knows your forecast. Partly cloudy and heavy gusts
of wind between your ears. Second, Raven will tear apart that worthless
no-gimick, no-talent, midcard wannabe, Chris Benoit and take the title that
is rightfully his. RF4L
--
Raven 3:16 says:
I just chair shot your ass

Quote the Raven, nevermore

glenn fears Raven3:16

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