Best Jesse 'The Body' Ventura quotes
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Damien. Gene was scared, and his mic was shaking uncontrollbly.
Jesse then said to McMahon afterwards, "I don't know if Mean Gene was
holding a microphone, or a vibrater!". Hhahahahah. Come back Jesse!
Matthew S. Nilsen
Tito Santana and the Barbarian began. I like it so much that I made it
the message on my answering machine.
Bell Rings
Jesse : You know, if Chico would've been smart, he would've sent the
Barbarian some of that food of his. (3-4 second pause) He could've
counted on a countout then.
Monsoon : Stop
Jesse : Two minutes into the match (Monsoon : Stop!) Barbarian would
have to head out (Jesse can barely keep from cracking up).
Monsoon : that's it! That's it!
Jesse : Chico's revenge, right Gorilla???
Proton
"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!"
Cheers,
Proton.
Doug Corti
>From: Proton <A01...@academic.csubak.edu>
>Subject: Re: Best Jesse 'The Body' Ventura quotes
>Date: 22 Sep 1995 03:22:50 GMT
>What about Jesse's credo of life:
> "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!"
From WrestleMania 6, as the camera shows a rear view of Sapphire
"Please, any camera angle but that."
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Doug Corti
"Let me tell you something. You stupid little puke!" Psycho Sid
"They say money can't buy happiness, but give me fifty bucks and watch me
smile." Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat." - Jesse Ventura
"A friend in need is a pest." - Bobby Heenan
Donald Martin
: That's the second time I've seen that "Win if you can.." quote here
: attributed to a different wrestler. The first time I heard it predates the
: two quotees it was attributed to here. I heard Freddie Blassie say it back
: in the early 70's. My guess is Blassie stole it from someone else who used
: it in the 50's or 60's. But it IS a great line regardless of who said it
How about Jesse's "pet names" for particular faces (the careers of whom
he ruined by using these terms of endearment):
"Chico" Santana
Koko "Buckwheat" Ware
"Beeper" Brian Blair
"Dudley Do-Right" Dino
Steve "Ojibogie"
"Rush Limbaugh" Shane Douglas
"Chump" Hogan
"Creampuff" Poffo
Super Dave
when the Nasty Boys managed by Missy Hyatt went up against a mid-level
team. Tony Schavanie (sp?) made some comment referring to the Nasties as a
"couple of big ones". Then, as the camera pans to Missy, Jesse said "speaking
of big ones, there's Missy". Silence broken only by faint laughter. Finally
still laughing, Tony said something like "Jesse, your too much" to which Jesse
responded sternly "LET'S GET BACK TO THE ACTION SCHAVANIE".
Funniest thing I have heard in my many years of watching wrestling.
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if you look real cutie, I'll play with your booty
if you hold my n*ts, I'll ..." - Humpty Hump
MGrani2236
owens...@cobra.uni.edu
> What about Jesse's credo of life:
>
> "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!"
>
You know alot of people credit Jesse with that saying, but it
was actually Ken Patera who said it first. I believe it was on
T.N.T. ----------
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Rizkallah Lillian
> Date: 22 SEP 95 18:11:21 -0500
> From: owens...@cobra.uni.edu
> Newgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
> Subject: Re: Best Jesse 'The Body' Ventura quotes
>
To be really technical, Dick the Bruiser was the first a long time
before Jesse and Ken.
phae...@mcs.net
>What about Jesse's credo of life:
>
> "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!"
>
>
> Proton.
>
>
A similar one was:
"It ain't cheating unless the ref catches you!"
Paul Haeckel
phae...@mcs.net
Marty Gaetjens
line was said by Ken Patera at least a dozen years ago. Someone mentioned
Fred Blassie also using this line. Heck, maybe it goes back to the carney
days of the sport.In article
<JADCORTI.2...@ARTSU1.watstar.uwaterloo.ca>,
JADC...@ARTSU1.watstar.uwaterloo.ca (Doug Corti) wrote:
>
Darrin Jamie Granter
>How about Jesse's "pet names" for particular faces (the careers of whom
>he ruined by using these terms of endearment):
>"Chico" Santana
>Koko "Buckwheat" Ware
>"Beeper" Brian Blair
>"Dudley Do-Right" Dino
>Steve "Ojibogie"
>"Rush Limbaugh" Shane Douglas
>"Chump" Hogan
>"Creampuff" Poffo
How about the one for Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire:
Tons o' fun.
--
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"They have a liking problem with you..in that they don't" - Phoebe
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Michael J. Lehman
Lust Hogan
You know Schivane your even dumber than monsoon(Summerslam 89)
The ultimate lunatic
jesse in wwf in'96
Yutaro Matsuura
Yuti
Tom Miller
A0> From: Proton <A01...@academic.csubak.edu>
A0> Subject: Re: Best Jesse 'The Body' Ventura quotes
A0>
A0> What about Jesse's credo of life:
A0>
A0> "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!"
A0>
A0>
A0> Cheers,
A0> Proton.
Only one problem with this. It didn't come from Jesse "The Body. " The
quote came from former Olympic Strongman Ken Patera. Jesse got it from
him. That's not the only thing claimed for Jesse. He copied the tie-dyed
shirts & style from Superstar Billy Graham.
Case Closed.
Tom Miller
tom.m...@oho.com
... A friend in need is .............A PEST!!!! Bobby Heenan
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Brian Keesler
Ya know, I could SWEAR Roddy Piper used that line WAY before anyone else..
You think Ken Patera could think of something that good?? NOTT!!!
Lisa Nelson
gog...@wizard.com
Michael J. Lehman
results as will i from utica on the 15th
mjo...@tribeca.ios.com
> A0> "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!"
> Only one problem with this. It didn't come from Jesse "The Body. " The
> quote came from former Olympic Strongman Ken Patera.
Actually, that quote was used by Buddy Rogers in the early 60's (pre-Bruno S).
>
Chris Tabar
: > > A0> What about Jesse's credo of life:
:
: >
My personal favorite of Jesse's is one I just heard while watching a tape
of SuperBrawl II and Beach Blast 92 (can't remember for sure which one it
was from, but I think it was SBII)
(Madusa is on screen, looking fine as usual)
"You can tell Madusa's been to the gym - her chest is bigger than ever!"
ROTFL...
Chris
Darrin Jamie Granter
>My personal favorite of Jesse's is one I just heard while watching a tape
>of SuperBrawl II and Beach Blast 92 (can't remember for sure which one it
>was from, but I think it was SBII)
>(Madusa is on screen, looking fine as usual)
>"You can tell Madusa's been to the gym - her chest is bigger than ever!"
The one I hear last night from Starrcade 93 beats this, IMHO.
(Some chick on screen that collects the robes and stuff)
(Dustin Rhodes just made his entrance)
"You sure can't call that Hooter-girl the 'Natural'."
--
"When it comes to sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose. It's
how drunk you get." - Homer
"Vampires are make believe, just like elves, gremlins and eskimos" - Homer
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nathan ravitz
Tom Miller
Na> From: nathan ravitz <nate...@umich.edu>
Na> Subject: Re: Best Jesse 'The Body'
Na>
Na> Sometimes the oldies are best. My favorite is:
Na> " Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!"
I hate to burst your bubble, but Jesse "The Body" didn't come up with
that statement first. Jesse copied it from former Olympic Strongman
Ken Patera, just as he copied wearing the tye dyed t shirts from
Superstar Billy Graham. Look it up. In the immortal words of Sgt. Joe
Friday,...."Just The Facts".
Cheers,
Tom
tom.m...@oho.com
... A friend in need is .............A PEST!!!! Bobby Heenan
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