The EMpereror announces Slumberslam Slumber party

[Emperor Shocker, the Tall]

Here ye, here ye

We are close to the WWF pay-per-siesta known as Slumberslam, and
therefore I have decided to celebrate it by hosting a slumberparty.
Everyone is invited except Dink. We will start the party by palying what
all mature adults play, games like Monoploy, Scrabble, Pin the Tail on
the Donkey, and hide and go seek. No spin the bottle or twister since
the only RSPW women have been scared off by our dorky members who make
WHo an Demolition jokes constantly and thus these games would be for
gaylords. At 6 PM we will have din din, pizza and ice cream. Juicy Juice
will be readily available. At 7:30 it will be close to time for the PPV,
so every will get milk and cookies and a blanket to sleep on. At 8 PM,
the PPV will start, and like usual we'll all fall asleep cuz the WWF
sucks and only lemmings and Hellen Keller can tolerate it. YOu'll
probably wake up for the main event, to cheer on THE GAME. If you cheer
the other two participants I will have Mogolian Hussars mercilessly
attack you with Zweihanders until you leave. Then at 11 PM the PPV is
over and you all get kicked out of my castle.

Sound fun?
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[Joe Novellino]

>e are close to the WWF pay-per-siesta known as Slumberslam, and
>therefore I have decided to celebrate it by hosting a slumberparty.
>Everyone is invited except Dink.

Yeah right, I bet Dink's mom calls your mom and makes you invite him...
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