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The Battle Hymn of Fled Cruz

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Freezer

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Feb 21, 2021, 6:30:13 PM2/21/21
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(To the tune of "Deep In The Heart of Texas")

It's dark and cold
Shit's getting old
[clap clap clap clap]
Ted Cruz abandoned Texas

Pipes burst each night
He hopped a flight
[clap clap clap clap]
Ted Cruz abandoned Texas

He tried to hide
And then he lied
[clap clap clap clap]
Ted Cruz abandoned Texas

So make a note
Next time you vote
[clap clap clap clap]
Ted Cruz abandoned Texas

Wish I could take credit for this genius.

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Skeeter

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Feb 21, 2021, 6:44:16 PM2/21/21
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On Sun, 21 Feb 2021 23:30:04 +0000 (UTC), Freezer
<free...@hotSPAMTHISmail.com> wrote:

>(To the tune of "Deep In The Heart of Texas")
>
>It's dark and cold
>Shit's getting old
>[clap clap clap clap]
>Ted Cruz abandoned Texas
>
>Pipes burst each night
>He hopped a flight
>[clap clap clap clap]
>Ted Cruz abandoned Texas
>
>He tried to hide
>And then he lied
>[clap clap clap clap]
>Ted Cruz abandoned Texas
>
>So make a note
>Next time you vote
>[clap clap clap clap]
>Ted Cruz abandoned Texas
>
>Wish I could take credit for this genius.


Nothing better to do with your valuable time?

Freezer

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Feb 21, 2021, 7:12:06 PM2/21/21
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If I don't reply to this Skeeter post, the terroists win.
Nope!

Donald Who?!?!????

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Feb 21, 2021, 7:12:08 PM2/21/21
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Says the Confederate Flag-worshipping idiot who posts 3,000X a day?

Jason

]v[etaphoid

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Feb 22, 2021, 6:40:02 AM2/22/21
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Freezer laid this down on his screen :
> (To the tune of "Deep In The Heart of Texas")
>
> It's dark and cold
> Shit's getting old
> [clap clap clap clap]
> Ted Cruz abandoned Texas
>
> Pipes burst each night
> He hopped a flight
> [clap clap clap clap]
> Ted Cruz abandoned Texas
>
> He tried to hide
> And then he lied
> [clap clap clap clap]
> Ted Cruz abandoned Texas
>
> So make a note
> Next time you vote
> [clap clap clap clap]
> Ted Cruz abandoned Texas
>
> Wish I could take credit for this genius.

Genius? You're a man of simple, simple, simple tastes.

Why on earth would someone stay in a once in a hundred year shitstorm,
when they had the means to take their loved ones somewhere nicer?

The politics of envy have possessed your embittered soul...

--
Here endeth the lesson...

Skeeter

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Feb 22, 2021, 11:07:19 AM2/22/21
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On Mon, 22 Feb 2021 00:12:00 +0000 (UTC), Freezer
<free...@hotSPAMTHISmail.com> wrote:

>If I don't reply to this Skeeter post, the terroists win.
>
>> On Sun, 21 Feb 2021 23:30:04 +0000 (UTC), Freezer
>> <free...@hotSPAMTHISmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>(To the tune of "Deep In The Heart of Texas")
>>>
>>>It's dark and cold
>>>Shit's getting old
>>>[clap clap clap clap]
>>>Ted Cruz abandoned Texas
>>>
>>>Pipes burst each night
>>>He hopped a flight
>>>[clap clap clap clap]
>>>Ted Cruz abandoned Texas
>>>
>>>He tried to hide
>>>And then he lied
>>>[clap clap clap clap]
>>>Ted Cruz abandoned Texas
>>>
>>>So make a note
>>>Next time you vote
>>>[clap clap clap clap]
>>>Ted Cruz abandoned Texas
>>>
>>>Wish I could take credit for this genius.
>>
>>
>> Nothing better to do with your valuable time?
>>
>
>Nope!


What a waste.

So still discussing the other side?

Skeeter

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Feb 22, 2021, 11:07:59 AM2/22/21
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You just got caught in another lie.

]v[etaphoid

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Feb 24, 2021, 2:40:11 AM2/24/21
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After serious thinking Freezer wrote :
> If I don't reply to this Skeeter post, the terroists win.
>
>> On Sun, 21 Feb 2021 23:30:04 +0000 (UTC), Freezer
>> <free...@hotSPAMTHISmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> (To the tune of "Deep In The Heart of Texas")
>>>
>>> It's dark and cold
>>> Shit's getting old
>>> [clap clap clap clap]
>>> Ted Cruz abandoned Texas
>>>
>>> Pipes burst each night
>>> He hopped a flight
>>> [clap clap clap clap]
>>> Ted Cruz abandoned Texas
>>>
>>> He tried to hide
>>> And then he lied
>>> [clap clap clap clap]
>>> Ted Cruz abandoned Texas
>>>
>>> So make a note
>>> Next time you vote
>>> [clap clap clap clap]
>>> Ted Cruz abandoned Texas
>>>
>>> Wish I could take credit for this genius.
>>
>>
>> Nothing better to do with your valuable time?
>>
>
> Nope!

Clearly.

Envy does not become you.

I'll bet you covet your neighbours wife as well, don't you...

]v[etaphoid

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Feb 24, 2021, 2:40:48 AM2/24/21
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Skeeter explained :
I believe Freezer has asked Toddler to help shoulder his load...
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