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Oh, no--Jar-Jar will be back for "Episode II"

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Acolyte of Glorious La Parka~, manager of The Rock's shirt, accompanied by Muffy & Major Gunns

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From 'E!Online News', June 27, 2000:

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/eonline/0628/starwars2.asp

"Of course, that clumsy (and much-villified) Jar Jar Binks (played by Ahmed
Best) is back for the prequel along with mainstays R2-D2, Samuel L. Jackson,
Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, and the new Anakin Skywalker, Hayden
Christiansen."

So he's going to ruin THAT one, too.

Also from E!Online:

"The still-untitled Episode II,"

(Hope he calls it "EPISODE II-JAR-JAR DIES HORRIBLY & VIOLENTLY")


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Acolyte of Glorious La Parka--RSPW's Master of old, tired-out jokes.


Acolyte of Glorious La Parka~, manager of The Rock's shirt, accompanied by Muffy & Major Gunns

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"Vince's Genetic Jackhammer" <Vinn...@Rules.com> wrote in message
news:1Iw65.21231$pu6.4...@bgtnsc06-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> Acolyte of Glorious La Parka~, manager of The Rock's shirt, accompanied by
Muffy
> & Major Gunns <tod...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> news:8je46j$mg2$1...@slb6.atl.mindspring.net...

> > From 'E!Online News', June 27, 2000:
>
> But are Ax and Smash going to return and win the intergalactic tag titles?
>
>
From who?

Paladin

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Actually, he's in episodes 4, 5, and 6 too (under a different name.)


David E. Powell

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Someone has to job to the Sith, right?

The bellicose bard, Bruiser#8 with Luna Vachon

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>Actually, he's in episodes 4, 5, and 6 too (under a different
>name.)

Yeah, he turns MONSTER HEEL against our new heroes and goes
under a mask, to be known as Boba Fett.

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Vince's Genetic Jackhammer

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Acolyte of Glorious La Parka~, manager of The Rock's shirt, accompanied by Muffy
& Major Gunns <tod...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:8je46j$mg2$1...@slb6.atl.mindspring.net...
> From 'E!Online News', June 27, 2000:

But are Ax and Smash going to return and win the intergalactic tag titles?


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Vince's Genetic Jackhammer


Adam Short

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>But are Ax and Smash going to return and win the intergalactic tag titles?

No, they're going to lose them.


I don't have good enough mic skills for a sig.

EVIL SIDESHOW BOB & YIRPLE THE CLOWN

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On Wed, 28 Jun 2000 21:13:18 -0700, in rec.sport.pro-wrestling The bellicose
bard, Bruiser#8 with Luna Vachon <brui...@altavista.com> attempted to impress
EVIL SIDESHOW BOB with this:

>>Actually, he's in episodes 4, 5, and 6 too (under a different
>>name.)
>
>Yeah, he turns MONSTER HEEL against our new heroes and goes
>under a mask, to be known as Boba Fett.

I'd really like to know who started this BS rumor...


FOR THE BENEFIT OF THOSE WITH FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY...
EVIL SIDESHOW BOB
(Remove YOUR CLOTHES to email BOB)


"I'm not a shooter... I'm a wrestler!"
- Steve Corino, claiming to be a victim of "Japanese
shooter" Yoshihiro Tajiri, May 19, 2000

"Everyone knows you're the one who cut the brake lines
on Magnum TA's car!"
- Steve Corino on Dusty Rhodes, Mar. 3, 2000

Paladin

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The, bellicose, bard, Bruiser#8 with Luna Vachon wrote:

> >Actually, he's in episodes 4, 5, and 6 too (under a different
> >name.)
>
> Yeah, he turns MONSTER HEEL against our new heroes and goes
> under a mask, to be known as Boba Fett.

Damn, dude, ever hear of a spolier warning for people who don't know?


EVIL SIDESHOW BOB & YIRPLE THE CLOWN

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On Thu, 29 Jun 2000 08:40:54 -0400, in rec.sport.pro-wrestling Paladin
<pal...@Blazenet.net> attempted to impress EVIL SIDESHOW BOB with this:

>> Yeah, he turns MONSTER HEEL against our new heroes and goes
>> under a mask, to be known as Boba Fett.
>
>Damn, dude, ever hear of a spolier warning for people who don't know?

Don't believe it.

The bellicose bard, Bruiser#8 with Luna Vachon

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>>Yeah, he turns MONSTER HEEL against our new heroes and goes
>>under a mask, to be known as Boba Fett.

>Damn, dude, ever hear of a spolier warning for people who don't
>know?

Relax, that's just pure Bruiser speculation. I doubt Lucas would
let that kind of info leak out. But it would explain Boba's
clumsy death hehe :).

AMERICAN_BADAZZ

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ACTUALLY IF YOU READ THE BOOKS AFTER JEDI BOBBA SURVIVED BECAUSE
OF HI ARMOR.

MikeDuell

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>ACTUALLY IF YOU READ THE BOOKS AFTER JEDI BOBBA SURVIVED BECAUSE
>OF HI ARMOR.
>

Doesn't count if it's not in the movie series...

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