WON reports that the WCW programs are heavily edited before being
broadcast in the UK, with the major targets being violence and
outdated angles. They must also edit out Lord Steven Regal's ring
introduction, or else we would probably have had some posting
already from the British fans about what I say below.
Lord Steven is introduced as being "from the Tower of Blackpool".
(Okay, Brits, you've already had your chance, now let me talk.
I'm sure I'll say something ignorant you can correct, but let me
say it first.) When Regal received this introduction tonight on
Main Event, I decided to head for the Encyclopedia Britannica
(published in the good ole USA) to see whether there was some
castle or baronial manor known as the Tower of Blackpool. Here's
what I found out:
Blackpool is a seaside resort town on the Irish sea that attracts
many tourists, a large number of them being working-class people
from the industrial towns of Northern England. It has piers (not
peers), swimming pools, a nice beach of several miles long, and
several amusement parks. In 1895, just as the town was starting
to develop in popularity as a resort, somebody got the bright
idea of building a 520-foot-tall tower of iron girders, modelled
after the Eiffel Tower, as a tourist attraction. This is the
Blackpool Tower.
The American equivalent of Lord Steven's ring intro, or something
similar at least, would be "from the Parachute Jump at Coney
Island"! As I said in my last post, I don't actually *know* whether
Regal is a British lord or not, but I have a pretty strong opinion.
Okay, you guys from the UK, take your best shot.
Now, if you'll bear with me, I'll just tack on something here on
another subject. (I figure one post is less bandwidth than two.)
Last night on WCW Saturday Night, Jesse Ventura made a little
comment that the passage of NAFTA would mean that WCW could move
to Mexico City (to avoid high tariffs, he said).
Okay, it was not one of Jesse's best jokes, but it got me thinking
that if Vince listened to it, he might get a bright idea about how
to avoid the feds.
Of course, if either the WWF or the WCW moved to Mexico City, it
could give a whole new meaning to the phrase "giant sucking sound."
(No Pat Patterson jokes, please)
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Ron Knight (r...@med.unc.edu)
The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
I can't speak for UNC-CH, and UNC-CH can't speak for me.
It's better for both of us.
Hehehe, they don't ever dare to put that on the British edition. Yeah,
Blackpool tower is a little tourist attraction in a minor seaside town.
Can't believe you guys falling for that :)
Mike Hall, Univesity of Bradford, Londoner in exile
Hey Blackpool Tower is getting a raw deal here. It's not just a collection
of girders. It has in fact got several levels of entertainment ( Undersea
World etc. ) and a permanent circus ( I think this has closed down though..
do you know if it has Mike?? )
Mind you, I think Steve Regal does come from Blackpool.
I've always wanted to know what our Transatlantic friends think of Giant
Haystacks and Kendo Nagasaki. Haystacks was my favorite when I was a kid..
A fat piece of crap with no moves apart from a thumping elbow and a nerve
grip but played his heel role to perfection. Memories.....
Steve Taylor.
mcsd...@dct.ac.uk
Scotland. Hoots och ken jings! Eh?
OK, you are indeed correct ..... the Tower of Blackpool
is indeed a tourist attraction on the Irish sea.
And NO!, Regal (real name Darren Matthews) is not a
real Lord (like Lord Alfred Hayes isn't!!). He's
just a commoner like me ;-)
BUT, if you cast your mind back, UK wrestling fans,
Darren Matthews (Regal) made his debut in pro-wrestling
on the World Of Sport show in UK, when he was about
18 (3 years later than Davey Boy Smith!!).
The Whizzkid
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Well, I give him a 8.2 out off 10. It's not exactly a Stromer posting, but
not bad... It does lack the color and excitement of the later. Also Mr.
Bioengineer needs to take a course in typing... Let this be a lesson kiddies,
if you want to hold someones attention, write so they can understand...
I sure hope somebody else writes in to tell us what jerks we are, that way
Mr. Yugo or Hugo or Magoo or whatever can see how it's done....
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: Well,
: I have only been reading this newsgroup for a couple of weeks, but I have read enough to know how pathetic your lives are! You all sit around the computer all day arguing whether or not Mr. Perfect, oh, I am sorry, Curt Henning for all of you anal ent
husiasts is going to become a "heel" or not! Isn't there anything more significant in your lives than this pathetic mockery of the sporting world.
: I am a Bioengineer, so I also spend a great deal of time inside, but I at least have the common sense to smell the roses and be thankful of what I have! Instead, you all masterbate to Saturday Morning wrestling. Instead of sitting on the computer, ca
ll your family and tell them that you love them!
: Hugs and Kisses
: barry
: hu...@eniac.seas.upenn.edu
I vote Barry a 3* flamer ! He spent time and effort working out amusing,
effective flames rather than the boring old, 'wrestling is fake etc'
He loses 1 * for being a bioengineer :)
Mike
Well, I've been following this group for quite some time (almost a year),
and frankly, I'm getting sick and tired of reading posts such as this.
Instead of setting yourself up for flames by posting this article, why
don't you simply unsubscribe to this group, if you have no interest in it?
Is it too much effort to do this? Does this mean that if I hate, say
basketball (I don't - this is only an example), I should go to the
rec.sport.basketball.pro group and post a "get a life" article to all the
readers there? Of course not. The same applies to this group and all others.
This was not intended to be a flame, just a word of advice so that you can
avoid flames in the future.
To all: Sorry for wasting bandwidth by not e-mailing this guy, I just want
all who are thinking of posting articles like this to read my post.
Thanx. And now, back to the ring....
Sam Braid (cs4e...@maccs.dcss.mcmaster.ca)
David Neilson
"Anyone can graduate from Michigan. You could even. A man who's
Hooked on Phonics." - Bobby "the Brain" Heenan to Vince McMahon.
You EEDIOT! It's Hennig! (ducks again)
> I am a Bioengineer, so I also spend a great deal of time inside, but
^^^^^^
Inside what?
I at least have the common sense to smell the roses and be thankful of what
I have! Instead, you all masterbate to Saturday Morning wrestling. Instead
^^^^^^^^^^
Actually, I'll let this one go. But what do you have against SUNDAY Morning
wrestling?
of sitting on the computer, call your family and tell them that you love
them!
>Hugs and Kisses
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Why barry, I didn't know you cared. Come over here and plant one on me, you
big lug.
>barry
>hu...@eniac.seas.upenn.edu
-Absolutely loveable, Christopher Robin Zimmerman, anal spelling enthusiast
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This makes me truly sad. No, not the bioengineer part, but the total lack
logic in this statement. What does spending time inside, smelling roses,
and thankfullness have to do with each other or wrestling ? Zippo.
Take a little time out from the lab and take Philosophy 5 (formal logic)
next semester.
|> Instead, you all masterbate to Saturday Morning wrestling.
What little credibility you might have had just went down the sewer with
this one. Since autoeroticism has never been mentioned on this newsgroup
(not counting the likes of P.S.), it must be coming from someplace else.
Hmm, practice much lately ? Oh, take Education 592 (human sexuality) - maybe
you'll feel more secure in this big, bad nasty world.
|> Instead of sitting on the computer, call your family and
|> tell them that you love them!
May you do the same from your lab.
|> Hugs and Kisses
|> barry
|> hu...@eniac.seas.upenn.edu
-lou
(upenn alumni who wonders where today's kids are headed for)
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Opinions expressed herein are my own; Flames > /dev/null
Top Ten Reasons why I Watch Wrestling:
1. It's like a second childhood.
2. It's just like soap operas, except without stupid people like Linda Dano
and Anthony Geary.
3. Everybody else is in to Star Trek, so I'm daring to be different.
4. Because with Japanese tapes, the commercials are as interesting as the
programs. The McDonald's ad with the giant chicken and the ad for that
baldness remedy come to mind.
5. What else is there to do at 11AM on Saturday mornings?
6. I get a certain feeling of intellectual superiority when reading Pro
Wrestling Illustrated.
7. Hasn't everybody wanted to do a moonsault at some point in their lives?
8. Dave Meltzer would be on food stamps if we weren't around.
9. There are no suplexes in football.
10.Two words: Jushin Liger.
Lord Christopher of Stamper
clst...@mailbox.syr.edu
I not only speak for my employer, I speak for you too!
I like the one where a wife puts her husband in an octopus hold. Still
don't know what they're trying to sell. Then there's the commercial that
Herb keeps telling me about -- the one with the dancing cow, whose
udders are flailing all over. Still haven't seen that one yet.
So, Herb, we'll play it next time Karen's around. I understand she just
*loves* that cow commercial. ;-)
>5. What else is there to do at 11AM on Saturday mornings?
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!!!! ...oh, wait, that's at 11:30.
>9. There are no suplexes in football.
But there have been bodyslams in baseball.
>10.Two words: Jushin Liger.
Two words: Bull Nakano.
C.
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The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered,
"Where the fuck is my ROOF ?!?"
For those that haven't seen it, this commercial features a very well
endowed cow dancing for a few seconds and then squeezing her breasts.
It's a keeper. Maybe a r.s.p-w tape of the future should devote fifteen
minutes to the best Japanese commericals. ;-)
>>10.Two words: Jushin Liger.
>
>Two words: Bull Nakano.
Oh yeah? Well, Aja Kong to you, buddy! And an Akira Hokuto to boot!
Herb...
John Jermanis
>>>10.Two words: Jushin Liger.
>>
>>Two words: Bull Nakano.
> Oh yeah? Well, Aja Kong to you, buddy! And an Akira Hokuto to boot!
Yer all wrong: Kenta "Go Ahead, Doc, Drop Me on my Skull" Kobashi
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a...@shell.portal.com | and get away with it.
Oh yeah? Well, Esther Moreno...oops, I mean Ultima Tigrita to you!
And a double dose of Mayumi Ozaki, too! Lick it, stick it, stamp it!
Neener neener neener! ;-)
>In article <CHDwz...@watdragon.uwaterloo.ca> the Herbmeister replies:
>>In article <CHDp5...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca> Fluffy sez:
>>>Two words: Bull Nakano.
>>
>> Oh yeah? Well, Aja Kong to you, buddy! And an Akira Hokuto to boot!
>Oh yeah? Well, Esther Moreno...oops, I mean Ultima Tigrita to you!
>And a double dose of Mayumi Ozaki, too! Lick it, stick it, stamp it!
>Neener neener neener! ;-)
Oh yeah? Well, Toshiyo Yamada to you all, even if she did change costumes!
And Kyoko Inoue, too! Hell, *Takako* Inoue to you!
<ducks and covers>
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Pete Stein, professional procrastinator sch...@camelot.bradley.edu
"I've been to the wizard and I've had all of them. I even did Dorothy."
-Kevin Sullivan
>>>>Two words: Bull Nakano.
>>>
>>> Oh yeah? Well, Aja Kong to you, buddy! And an Akira Hokuto to boot!
>>Oh yeah? Well, Esther Moreno...oops, I mean Ultima Tigrita to you!
>>And a double dose of Mayumi Ozaki, too! Lick it, stick it, stamp it!
>>Neener neener neener! ;-)
>Oh yeah? Well, Toshiyo Yamada to you all, even if she did change costumes!
>And Kyoko Inoue, too! Hell, *Takako* Inoue to you!
><ducks and covers>
Just out of curiosity, why are we throwing AJW girls' names around? Kicking
around the girls you imagine you're looking down on instead of who's there?
:-)
(In that case, Peter, you can have Kyoko cuz Takako's mine. :-))
>sch...@camelot.bradley.edu (Peter Stein) writes:
>>>>>Two words: Bull Nakano.
>>>>
>>>> Oh yeah? Well, Aja Kong to you, buddy! And an Akira Hokuto to boot!
>>>Oh yeah? Well, Esther Moreno...oops, I mean Ultima Tigrita to you!
>>>And a double dose of Mayumi Ozaki, too! Lick it, stick it, stamp it!
>>>Neener neener neener! ;-)
>>Oh yeah? Well, Toshiyo Yamada to you all, even if she did change costumes!
>>And Kyoko Inoue, too! Hell, *Takako* Inoue to you!
>Just out of curiosity, why are we throwing AJW girls' names around? Kicking
>around the girls you imagine you're looking down on instead of who's there?
>:-)
>(In that case, Peter, you can have Kyoko cuz Takako's mine. :-))
Actually Andy, I had the feeling we were throwing their names around
because they were the best workers AJW had to offer. I mean, anyone who
fantasizes about apartment rasslin' with Aja Kong and Bull Nakano has more
than a couple sandwiches short of a picnic, no? =) Besides, if that were
the case wouldn't somebody have mentioned Cutie Suzuki or Plum Nariko by
now? Or, to a lesser extent, Debbie Malenko?
Speaking of Malenko, what ever happened to her? Was she able to come back
from that broken leg?
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"Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get
you through times of no dope." -Freewheelin' Franklin
> I mean, anyone who
> fantasizes about apartment rasslin' with Aja Kong and Bull Nakano has more
> than a couple sandwiches short of a picnic, no? =) Besides, if that were
> the case wouldn't somebody have mentioned Cutie Suzuki or Plum Nariko by
> now? Or, to a lesser extent, Debbie Malenko?
> Pete Stein, tope loving son-of-a-gun sch...@camelot.bradley.edu
You're not kidding about Bull Nakano. There was a photo spread of her in
_Arena de Lucha Libre_ last month, and she looks scarier than ever.
Mark West WE...@UNCA.EDU
>In <schmata.754969990@camelot> sch...@camelot.bradley.edu writes:
>> I mean, anyone who
>> fantasizes about apartment rasslin' with Aja Kong and Bull Nakano has more
>> than a couple sandwiches short of a picnic, no? =) Besides, if that were
>> the case wouldn't somebody have mentioned Cutie Suzuki or Plum Nariko by
>> now? Or, to a lesser extent, Debbie Malenko?
>You're not kidding about Bull Nakano. There was a photo spread of her in
>_Arena de Lucha Libre_ last month, and she looks scarier than ever.
_Arena de Lucha Libre_ in rural North Carolina?? Wow, I'm impressed. How
do you get it there? Subscription?
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"Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get
Don Coons
d...@wnb3b2.att.com
>Actually Andy, I had the feeling we were throwing their names around
>because they were the best workers AJW had to offer. I mean, anyone who
>fantasizes about apartment rasslin' with Aja Kong and Bull Nakano has more
>than a couple sandwiches short of a picnic, no? =) Besides, if that were
Well, I'm tempted to throw a certain r.s.p-w'er's name, but this time I'll
keep my mouth shut. :-)
>the case wouldn't somebody have mentioned Cutie Suzuki or Plum Nariko by
>now? Or, to a lesser extent, Debbie Malenko?
A LESSER EXTENT? Check your eyes, lad. :-)
My vote for best worker: Akira Hokuto. Course, she does so much damage to
herself you'd think she was one half of the Dirty Pair.
>Nah, Akira couldn't hold a match to the Lovely Angels. They tend to wreak
>havok on other people & their stuff- i.e. cars, buildings, planets.... :)
>However, that *would* be an interesting angle for a women's tag team.
>However, don't let them within 3 miles of any sort of weapon....
So, who could play the roles? Preferably someone who will look good dressed
the way DP are. That leaves Bull and Aja out, for sure... and Dynamite Kansai
:-)
Cutie Suzuki and Mayumi Ozaki, anyone?
>> I mean, anyone who
>> fantasizes about apartment rasslin' with Aja Kong and Bull Nakano has more
>> than a couple sandwiches short of a picnic, no? =) Besides, if that were
>> the case wouldn't somebody have mentioned Cutie Suzuki or Plum Nariko by
>> now? Or, to a lesser extent, Debbie Malenko?
>You're not kidding about Bull Nakano. There was a photo spread of her in
>_Arena de Lucha Libre_ last month, and she looks scarier than ever.
Her appearence is frightening, to be sure. But since she started losing
weight, if you look close, she doesn't have a bad face. It's hard to tell
pre-match, or for a posed pic. But post match, when the makeup comes off and
her hair is down, she looks more human. :-)
Whatever happened to La Rosa? I saw her on TripleMania, and despite that
silly Costume Ball mask she wore, she looked pretty good. The red hair left
a little doubt if she was Mexican, though.
>sch...@camelot.bradley.edu (Peter Stein) writes:
>>Actually Andy, I had the feeling we were throwing their names around
>>because they were the best workers AJW had to offer. I mean, anyone who
>>fantasizes about apartment rasslin' with Aja Kong and Bull Nakano has more
>>than a couple sandwiches short of a picnic, no? =) Besides, if that were
>Well, I'm tempted to throw a certain r.s.p-w'er's name, but this time I'll
>keep my mouth shut. :-)
Heh.
>>the case wouldn't somebody have mentioned Cutie Suzuki or Plum Nariko by
>>now? Or, to a lesser extent, Debbie Malenko?
>A LESSER EXTENT? Check your eyes, lad. :-)
All right, all right- so it's been awhile since I've seen her on Dave's
latest tape. Nothing against it- it's just that (to me) the matches really
slow down after that AJW-JWP 60 minute IronWomen's match. So maybe I
should give it a better look next time...
>My vote for best worker: Akira Hokuto. Course, she does so much damage to
>herself you'd think she was one half of the Dirty Pair.
ROTFL! Excellent analogy, my man. Some of the things she had done to her
during that Kandori match had me wincing...
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"Sometimes King Laugh knocks and you're one of those people who can't
keep him out." -Stephen King's _The Stand_
Nah, Akira couldn't hold a match to the Lovely Angels. They tend to wreak
havok on other people & their stuff- i.e. cars, buildings, planets.... :)
However, that *would* be an interesting angle for a women's tag team.
However, don't let them within 3 miles of any sort of weapon....
>--
> Pete Stein, Pharcyde Phanatic sch...@camelot.bradley.edu
Tom H.
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Asheville NC (metro pop. 125,000) has a huge Mexican population; they came
here as migrants for the apple crops, and are now year-round. There's a
really fine Mexican market here, and in addition to five kinds of mole,
three brands of chipotle, and the like, they carry three or four lucha
mags -- including _Arena_, which like the others (_El Halcon_, etc.)
rely mainly on gory photos, lurid writing and fan drawings of stars (!)
Asheville is also, according to a business news magazine, going to be the
site of Jim Crockett's new promotion's first shows, along with Greensboro,
Spartanburg SC., and Greenville, SC. Wonder if Flair will come along,
if Heynman will show up, or if Konnan (!) will be the lead heel (!)
Mark West WE...@UNCA.EDU
Sam, I think we have to realize how full Barry Hugo's life must be since he
spends weeks at a time gazing down at us losers with such fascination.
Bruce
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