The ONLY good scene in "no holds barred"
Metlhd3138
hansen the movie would have been much better. That was kind of adult for a
hogan flick too,,,"you guys want the gay bar down the street", The exec asking
a dennis knight lookalike where he could go to "bleed the ol lizard", the "vd
room", plus,,all kinds of old job guys in the "battle of the tought guys" and a
cameo by major bludd (that guy playing pool). Too bad they had to have that
ridiculous plot with hogan.
drunkerpelican
Hogan: What's that smell?
Henchman: d-d-dookie!
Hogan: DOOKIE~?
RIIIIIIP!!!!
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Don't forget that classicly bad sexual assault scene in the men's
bathroom... "teeny weeny wanger"... I nearly died
laughing...christ..this film is just so bad, it's good. So many
mistakes, such horrible acting, such blatant disregard for just about
anything you can think of...definitely one of the worst
wrestling-related films ever made and before "Mr. Nanny" and "Santa With
Muscles" came along the worst Hogan film to boot...hard to believe he
topped this one with "Santa With Muscles" on the Suck-O-Meter(tm).
C. Johnson
saying much, though. Either way, No Holds Barred was not that bad and is
enjoyable to watch.
The movie bombs when you realize what Vince McMahon tried to do with the
movie in his wrestling angles. If Tiny Lester had never fueded with Hogan in
the "real life of Professional wrestling", No Holds Barred might be
remembered as a better movie.
Then again the plot can be confusing until you watch it 33 times (Like I
did when I was 12). You have a evil dude (Brell) trying to get Hogan (RIP
[not Hawk]) to sign with his wrestling federation because Brell knows RIP
sells. The problem is this movie features that "wrestling is
real"/"wrestling is fake"/"I'll show you real wrestling" type of movie.
The early scenes with Brell saying "RIP sells" traces back to the
reality of Professional Wrestling -- but the rest of the movie has the
"Wrestling is real" feel. While I like this movie, I can't help but quote
Vince McMahon from October 1997 -- "I can't believe I let Hogan talk me into
putting money in that?" -- In response to Hogan's new movie about being a
Navy Seal.
I still thought it was a okay movie. As for his other movies. Shepp
Ramsey wasn't that bad. . . . . but I never watch that damn movie again.
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Barred".
--
"And St. Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high saying,
'O Lord bless this thy Hand Grenade, that with it thou may blowest thy
enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy',
And The Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths,
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When I have sex, it's so good, the neighbors need a cigarette.
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C. Johnson
I didn't know Hogan was the star in Rocky III. On the light side I know
what you meant.
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> C. Johnson wrote in message
>
> >No Holds Barred was Hulk Hogan's greatest movie.
>
> I guess you never saw "Rocky III".
>
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> Chad Bryant
> chada...@yahoo.com
> http://www.chadbryant.com
>
> "In America, we reward the mediocre"
> - Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
>
> "It's the Coke vs. Pepsi election, and goddammit,
> I'm voting for Dr. Pepper..."
>
>
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>
> C. Johnson wrote in message
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>
>
How could he? You probably stole the popcorn.
Sabu424
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>C. Johnson wrote in message
>
>>No Holds Barred was Hulk Hogan's greatest movie.
>
>I guess you never saw "Rocky III".
>
>--
the rocky films sucked. i saw the one with birgit nielsen and the
russian guy and it sucked. it was about america versus communism and
it sucked.
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Sabu424
wrote:
> OH COME ON. No Holds Barred was Hulk Hogan's greatest movie. That is not
>saying much, though. Either way, No Holds Barred was not that bad and is
>enjoyable to watch.
>
mr nanny and suburban commando were great movies and so was santa with
muscels.
i have extensively researched his career and it is as follows
Hulk Hogan
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Birth name
Terry Bollea
Date of birth (location)
11 August 1953,
Augusta, Georgia, USA
Mini biography
One of the greatest, most popular, most hated and charismatic wrestler
... (show more)
Sometimes Credited As:
Terry Bollea
Terry 'Hulk' Hogan
Hulk Hogan
Amazon.com
Video
DVD
Soundtrack
Also available:
Books
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Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Notable TV guest appearances
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Actor - filmography
(1990s) (1980s)
Andre the Giant: Larger Than Life (1999) (V) .... Himself (archive
footage)
WCW Road Wild '99 (1999) (V) .... Hulk Hogan
WCW Souled Out (1999) (V) .... Hollywood Hogan
Muppets From Space (1999) (as Hollywood Hogan) .... Man in Black
"WCW Thunder" (1998) TV Series .... Hulk/Hollywood Hogan (1998-2000)
McCinsey's Island (1998) .... Joe McGray
Shadow Warriors II: Hunt for the Death Merchant (1998) (TV) .... Mike
McBride
... aka Assult on Death Mountain (1998) (TV) (USA)
WCW: Nitro (1998) (VG) .... Himself
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) .... Dave Dragon
Ultimate Weapon, The (1997)
Assault on Devil's Island (1997) (TV) (as Terry 'Hulk' Hogan) ....
Mike McBride
... aka Shadow Warriors (1997) (TV) (video title)
Santa with Muscles (1996) .... Blake
Secret Agent Club, The (1996) .... Ray Chase
Spy Hard (1996) .... Steele's Other Tag Team Member
"WCW Monday Nitro" (1995) TV Series .... Hulk
Hogan(1994-1996)(1999-2000)Hollywood Hogan (1996-1999)
... aka "World Championship Wrestling Monday Nitro" (1995) (USA)
"Thunder in Paradise" (1994) TV Series .... R.J. "Hurricane" Spencer
"WCW Saturday Night" (1991) TV Series .... Hulk Hogan (1994-1995)
... aka "WCW Saturday Morning" (2000) (USA: new title)
Mr. Nanny (1993) .... Sean Armstrong
Wrestlemania IX (1993) (V) .... Himself
"WWF Monday Night RAW" (1993) TV Series .... Hulk Hogan (1993)
Wrestlemania VIII (1992) (V) .... Himself
Suburban Commando (1991) .... Shep Ramsey
Wrestlemania VII (1991) (V) .... Himself
Happy Birthday, Bugs!: 50 Looney Years (1990) (TV) .... Himself
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) .... Himself
Wrestlemania VI (1990) (V) .... Himself
No Holds Barred (1989) .... Rip Thomas
Wrestlemania V (1989) (V) .... Hulk Hogan
Wrestlemania IV (1988) (V) .... Himself
Survivor Series (1987) (V) .... Himself
Wrestlemania III (1987) (V) .... Himself
Wrestlemania II (1986) (V) .... Himself
Wrestlemania (1985) (V) .... Himself
... aka WWF Wrestlemania (1985) (V) (USA)
Rocky III (1982) .... Thunderlips
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Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Notable TV guest appearances
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Producer - filmography
(1990s) (1980s)
Shadow Warriors II: Hunt for the Death Merchant (1998) (TV)
... aka Assult on Death Mountain (1998) (TV) (USA)
Assault on Devil's Island (1997) (TV) (executive) (as Terry Bollea)
... aka Shadow Warriors (1997) (TV) (video title)
Suburban Commando (1991) (executive)
No Holds Barred (1989) (executive)
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Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Notable TV guest appearances
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Notable TV guest appearances
"Biography" (1987) playing "Subject" in episode: "Hulk Hogan: American
Made" 6/13/2000
"Baywatch" (1989) playing "Himself"(as Terry "Hulk" Hogan) in episode:
"Bash at the Beach" (episode # 6.15) 2/19/1996
"Space Ghost Coast to Coast" (1994) playing "Himself" in episode:
"Sleeper" (episode # 16) 7/28/1995
"Dolly" (1987) playing "Starlight Starbright" 1987
"A-Team, The" (1983) playing "Himself" in episode: "Trouble With
Harry, The" (episode # 4.21) 3/25/1986
"A-Team, The" (1983) playing "Himself" in episode: "Body Slam"
(episode # 4.7) 11/12/1985
"Search for Tomorrow" (1951) playing "Himself" 1985
thansk to imdb
> The movie bombs when you realize what Vince McMahon tried to do with the
>movie in his wrestling angles. If Tiny Lester had never fueded with Hogan in
>the "real life of Professional wrestling", No Holds Barred might be
>remembered as a better movie.
>
trust mcmahon to ruin a greayt movie