Wrestling Women
Max
I want to know what you guys think: out of all the women managers/valets
or women wrestlers, who has the best:
legs:
eyes:
chest:
butt:
smile:
brains:
figure:
voice:
David M. Murphy
In <3255FB...@ior.com> Max <2s...@ior.com> writes:
>
>I want to know what you guys think: out of all the women
managers/valets
>or women wrestlers, who has the best:
> eyes:Woman
> chest:Marlana
> butt:Elizabeth
> smile:Sunny
> brains:Sunny
> figure:Marlana
voice:Madusa
David M. Murphy
In <3255FB...@ior.com> Max <2s...@ior.com> writes:
>
>I want to know what you guys think: out of all the women
managers/valets
>or women wrestlers, who has the best:
> legs:Woman
> chest:Marlana
> butt:Elizabeth
> smile:Sunny
> figure:Marlana
> voice:Madusa
Jeffery Foy
In article <3255FB...@ior.com>, Max <2s...@ior.com> wrote:
>I want to know what you guys think: out of all the women managers/valets
>or women wrestlers, who has the best:
> legs:
> chest:
> butt:
> smile:
> brains:
> figure:
> voice:
Two words: Dark Journey.
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Max (2s...@ior.com) wrote:
: I want to know what you guys think: out of all the women managers/valets
: or women wrestlers, who has the best:
: eyes: Bull Nakano
: chest: Luna Vachon
: butt: Aja Kong
: smile: See Above
: brains: Pick any one of the GLOW girls
: figure: Fabulous Moolah
: voice: Cloudy
;)
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Craig M. Sauvigne
In article <536kjk$p...@sjx-ixn5.ix.netcom.com>, dmur...@ix.netcom.co says...
>managers/valets
>>or women wrestlers, who has the best:
>> eyes:Woman
>> butt:Elizabeth
>> smile:Sunny
>> figure:Marlana
> voice:Madusa
I thought Luna Vichon (sp?) had the best voice.
The electric Gypsy
Mike Rakhabbit
Max <2s...@ior.com> wrote:
>I want to know what you guys think: out of all the women managers/valets
>or women wrestlers, who has the best:
> legs: F
> eyes: R
> chest: A
> butt: N
> smile: C
> brains: I
> figure: N
> voice: E
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i agree 100%
i am a major fan of both wwf and wcw for over a long period of time
and never missed hardly any shows.
elizabeth looks alot better now than she did 6 years ago
woman is hot
sunny marlena sable hottttttttttttttttttttt
SurfTurtle
Sunny---------- Has THE BEST Everything
Sable----------- Nice Legs
Marlena--------- Nice Breasts
LUCY ELAINE HAYREH
How could you possibly place Sunny over Sable. Sable is more than just
nice legs. She has nice bloody everything, from what I can see, and what
I can't see I'm quite happy to imagine as the best. She's an absolute
beauty, not to be out done by any female in wrestling (or probably
anywhere else for that matter)! Her and Marc look like an excellent
couple. He treats her with respect. Funnily enough, she's the only
women in the WWF that gets it. That's because she's the only women with
enough dignity, composure and manners to deserve it.
This beautiful women was also provoked into having a catfight with
Sunny. Sunny is no lady, she's a cheap attention seeker!
Lucy>
David M. Murphy
In <Pine.OSF.3.91.961015154429.13161E-100000@leofric> LUCY ELAINE
What planet you from moon boy?Sunny is not a sharpae Dog with wrinkles
like Sable is.
Liz Michael
LUCY ELAINE HAYREH <lha...@coventry.ac.uk> wrote:
>On 13 Oct 1996, SurfTurtle wrote:
>> Sunny---------- Has THE BEST Everything
>>
>> Sable----------- Nice Legs
>>
>> Marlena--------- Nice Breasts
>>
>How could you possibly place Sunny over Sable. Sable is more than just
>nice legs. She has nice bloody everything, from what I can see, and what
>I can't see I'm quite happy to imagine as the best. She's an absolute
>beauty, not to be out done by any female in wrestling (or probably
>anywhere else for that matter)! Her and Marc look like an excellent
>couple. He treats her with respect. Funnily enough, she's the only
>women in the WWF that gets it. That's because she's the only women with
>enough dignity, composure and manners to deserve it.
Oh, PULLLEAZE!
This is supposed to be wrestling not a bimbo contest. Sable is a
liability. She has never helped Mark with a single match. If I were
the manager of Mark's opponent for the title, I wouldn't just catfight
the girl, I'd pick her up and powerbomb her, and distract Mero's
attention long enough for my man to put a three count on him.I
garon-freakin'-tee you, that girl will get hurt if I ever get to the
WWF.
I can't stand Sunny, either. She's a terrible manager, she can't
wrestle so what the hell is she doing there. And who is she boinking
to do it? Give me a Sherri, a Woman, a Madusa anyday of the week. WWF
doesn't have a single woman who can even beat me in the ring, let
alone beat me up. Not even Marlena, who I love because she's so
trashily sexy. Hell, half these jobbers probably couldn't beat me in
the ring. Except for Lofario, none of the WWF managers could. I would
eat Cornette for breakfast.
Any of these WWF girls want an open contract with me in the
ring.......anywhere anytime, honey. They wouldn't last 5 minutes.
>This beautiful women was also provoked into having a catfight with
>Sunny. Sunny is no lady, she's a cheap attention seeker!
>Lucy>
Sunny is somebody I would enjoy chokeslamming through a table.
Warrior Queen Liz Michael
"Your love gives me such a thrill, but your love don't pay my bills, I need money.".......Barrett Strong
John Theofanopoulos
On 16 Oct 1996 23:49:03 -0700, 10215...@compuserve.com (Liz Michael)
wrote:
>the ring. Except for Lofario, none of the WWF managers could. I would
>eat Cornette for breakfast.
>
>Any of these WWF girls want an open contract with me in the
>ring.......anywhere anytime, honey. They wouldn't last 5 minutes.
>
Boy you sure look like you have some pussy envy. I can understand it
though if you're some fat ass cow that couldn't get a fuck from a
dildo.
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Mike Malecki
Liz Michael (10215...@compuserve.com) wrote:
: LUCY ELAINE HAYREH <lha...@coventry.ac.uk> wrote:
: >On 13 Oct 1996, SurfTurtle wrote:
: >> Sunny---------- Has THE BEST Everything
: >>
: >> Sable----------- Nice Legs
: >>
: >> Marlena--------- Nice Breasts
: >>
: >How could you possibly place Sunny over Sable. Sable is more than just
: >nice legs. She has nice bloody everything, from what I can see, and what
: >I can't see I'm quite happy to imagine as the best. She's an absolute
: >beauty, not to be out done by any female in wrestling (or probably
: >anywhere else for that matter)! Her and Marc look like an excellent
: >couple. He treats her with respect. Funnily enough, she's the only
: >women in the WWF that gets it. That's because she's the only women with
: >enough dignity, composure and manners to deserve it.
: Oh, PULLLEAZE!
: This is supposed to be wrestling not a bimbo contest. Sable is a
: liability. She has never helped Mark with a single match. If I were
: the manager of Mark's opponent for the title, I wouldn't just catfight
: the girl, I'd pick her up and powerbomb her, and distract Mero's
: attention long enough for my man to put a three count on him.I
: garon-freakin'-tee you, that girl will get hurt if I ever get to the
: WWF.
The girl would beat your ass. You're living in a dream world aren't you?
: I can't stand Sunny, either. She's a terrible manager, she can't
: wrestle so what the hell is she doing there. And who is she boinking
: to do it? Give me a Sherri, a Woman, a Madusa anyday of the week. WWF
: doesn't have a single woman who can even beat me in the ring, let
: alone beat me up. Not even Marlena, who I love because she's so
: trashily sexy. Hell, half these jobbers probably couldn't beat me in
: the ring. Except for Lofario, none of the WWF managers could. I would
: eat Cornette for breakfast.
Cornette would kick your ass too.
: Any of these WWF girls want an open contract with me in the
: ring.......anywhere anytime, honey. They wouldn't last 5 minutes.
Yeah they'd last the whole match until they beat you.
: >This beautiful women was also provoked into having a catfight with
: >Sunny. Sunny is no lady, she's a cheap attention seeker!
: >Lucy>
: Sunny is somebody I would enjoy chokeslamming through a table.
Sunny would kick your ass.
: Warrior Queen Liz Michael
: "Your love gives me such a thrill, but your love don't pay my bills, I need money.".......Barrett Strong
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Liz Michael
john...@mail.idt.net (John Theofanopoulos) wrote:
>On 16 Oct 1996 23:49:03 -0700, 10215...@compuserve.com (Liz Michael)
>wrote:
>>the ring. Except for Lofario, none of the WWF managers could. I would
>>eat Cornette for breakfast.
>>
>>Any of these WWF girls want an open contract with me in the
>>ring.......anywhere anytime, honey. They wouldn't last 5 minutes.
>>
>Boy you sure look like you have some pussy envy. I can understand it
>though if you're some fat ass cow that couldn't get a fuck from a
>dildo.
Pussy envy? Is THAT all you weenies can see? Don't tell me you
actually LIKE what WWF is doing with its managerettes?
This is about WRESTLING, son. Men don't watch wrestling just so they
can look at bimbos......if you think that, then these babes are not
that hot. Men watch wrestling 'cause they wanna see some heads stomped
on and some ass kicked. And all these WWF babes ain't kickin' no ass.
Well, I can kick some ass, son.
Now as to this fat cow remark, and not gettin' laid.......first of
all, let me tell you I have to beat pimple-faced punks off with a
stick. I can't go outside my house without getting ogled by the boys
at the corner. I'm a lez, anyway, if you have been paying some
freakin' attention. You also missed my point that I think the girls
are sort of cute. But they shouldn't be here, they should be doin'
Baywatch with Shawn Michaels or Thunder in Paradise. Now, I'm not a
supermodel, I'm an athlete. I can outlift and outpress half the men in
my gym. And I am all muscle, buoooooy!
What I wanna see, son, is some women who can wrestle, and some women
who can manage half-decently and stomp on some face. Which is what
real men wanna see. But I guess you aren't a real man, son. Aparently,
none of these WWF homos are either. Let me tell ya frankly,
son.....all these cute wrestling girls you ogle.....I probably got a
better shot at scoring with 'em than you ever will.
Now I understand you making remarks like that from a computer
terminal. You wouldn't have the courage to say that to my face.
Now anybody who really knows me, and has REALLY seen me knows I'm
telling the truth. Do your homework, son. And think about what I'm
saying when your puberty kicks in a little more.
Warrior Queen Liz Michael
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: john...@mail.idt.net (John Theofanopoulos) wrote:
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Z-Man
Marlena is the sexiest woman ever! She even beats Sherri.
Sunny who?!
Liz Michael
ak...@freenet.hamilton.on.ca (Mike Malecki) wrote:
>: Oh, PULLLEAZE!
>: This is supposed to be wrestling not a bimbo contest. Sable is a
>: liability. She has never helped Mark with a single match. If I were
>: the manager of Mark's opponent for the title, I wouldn't just catfight
>: the girl, I'd pick her up and powerbomb her, and distract Mero's
>: attention long enough for my man to put a three count on him.I
>: garon-freakin'-tee you, that girl will get hurt if I ever get to the
>: WWF.
>The girl would beat your ass. You're living in a dream world aren't you?
We ARE talking about Sable now. The Wildman's Sable? Beat me? Maybe if
she borrows Sunny's brick. I have every possible physical advantage
over her. Height, weight, training, and what Arn calls "the
inside..guts". The only way she could beat me is if I jobbed to her,
and I'd never job to her.
Maybe the girl would beat YOUR ass.
>: I can't stand Sunny, either. She's a terrible manager, she can't
>: wrestle so what the hell is she doing there. And who is she boinking
>: to do it? Give me a Sherri, a Woman, a Madusa anyday of the week. WWF
>: doesn't have a single woman who can even beat me in the ring, let
>: alone beat me up. Not even Marlena, who I love because she's so
>: trashily sexy. Hell, half these jobbers probably couldn't beat me in
>: the ring. Except for Lofario, none of the WWF managers could. I would
>: eat Cornette for breakfast.
>Cornette would kick your ass too.
Right. Him and what army? I think Clarence Mason would have a better
shot. <snicker>
>: Any of these WWF girls want an open contract with me in the
>: ring.......anywhere anytime, honey. They wouldn't last 5 minutes.
>Yeah they'd last the whole match until they beat you.
You're missing the point, son.......these girls are not wrestlers, and
they're not even brawlers. And I am speaking about current WWF. Now my
bragaddocio aside, the point I am making is there no decent WWF woman
currently who could get in the ring with me or any other athlete and
engage in anything resembling a wrestling match. This is supposed to
be wrestling, not the playboy channel. I like Marlena's angle, btw,
and she might even manage the next champion. What I am trying to say
is where are the women who can kick people's asses.
Please don't take this as personal animosity over Sable. I really
could care less about Sable. This is about the lameness of the WWF.
>: >This beautiful women was also provoked into having a catfight with
>: >Sunny. Sunny is no lady, she's a cheap attention seeker!
>: >Lucy>
>: Sunny is somebody I would enjoy chokeslamming through a table.
>Sunny would kick your ass.
Now I suppose that Sunny could manage somewhere in the match to
deliver one kick to my ass. I also reckon that I might let her sell a
couple moves, if she has one. Sunny, and I'll give her a little
credit, might not be afraid to do the match. But if you mean she'll
get a pin or a submission out of me, without the use of an
international object, I don't think so.
Again, this is not Sunny specific.....this is WWF specific...it
sickens me what they do with her, and if they left her as Chris'
manager/agitator I really wouldn't be screaming about her like this.
This girl hasn't wrestled one nanosecond in the WWF and they are
putting up giant cheesecake posters of her over the ring. I not only
think she couldn't beat me, I can't think of a wrestler/athlete she
could beat......maybe the Doink midget. <snicker> This is why WWF's
ratings are going in the tank.
Armand
Z-Man wrote:
>
> Marlena is the sexiest woman ever! She even beats Sherri.
She is not the sexiest woman in the world but maybe in pro wrestling, dustin rhodes
i mean godust is one lucky bastard to have her she is hot.
BTW anything beats sherrie.
Alex Demchuk
Are you like 10 years old or something?
Uday Mohan Khosla
Z-Man wrote:
>
> Marlena is the sexiest woman ever! She even beats Sherri.
>
No offense, half the wrestlers even beat Sherri...
Max I Kohn
On 20 Oct 1996, Liz Michael wrote:
> Date: 20 Oct 1996 04:42:03 -0700
> From: Liz Michael <10215...@compuserve.com>
> Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
> Subject: Re: Wrestling Women
>
> john...@mail.idt.net (John Theofanopoulos) wrote:
>
> >On 16 Oct 1996 23:49:03 -0700, 10215...@compuserve.com (Liz Michael)
> >wrote:
>
>
> What I wanna see, son, is some women who can wrestle, and some women
> who can manage half-decently and stomp on some face. Which is what
> real men wanna see. But I guess you aren't a real man, son. Aparently,
> none of these WWF homos are either. Let me tell ya frankly,
> son.....all these cute wrestling girls you ogle.....I probably got a
> better shot at scoring with 'em than you ever will.
Forgetting about the "babes"...have you heard about the WCW Women's Title
Championship Tournament about to start up? It'll have Medusa and some
Japanese women in it. I think I'd like to see you take on Medusa and win.
She's also quite gorgeous but she can wrestle AND she knows martial arts.
What's your "secret weapon?"
Z-Man
Alex Demchuk wrote:
>
> On Sun, 20 Oct 1996, Armand wrote:
>
> > >
> > > Marlena is the sexiest woman ever! She even beats Sherri.
> >
> >
> > i mean godust is one lucky bastard to have her she is hot.
> >
> > BTW anything beats sherrie.
> >
> >
> Are you like 10 years old or something?
Hey:
She's petite, with big titties, and she has lips that would make Pat
Patterson jealous! She probably swallows, too.
LONG LIVE MARLENA!
hu...@woods.uml.edu
In article <326AD5...@aol.com>, Armand <mys...@aol.com> writes:
> Z-Man wrote:
>>
>> Marlena is the sexiest woman ever! She even beats Sherri.
>
>
> She is not the sexiest woman in the world but maybe in pro wrestling, dustin rhodes
> i mean godust is one lucky bastard to have her she is hot.
>
> BTW anything beats sherrie.
Even MATHILDA beats sherrie!!!
John Theofanopoulos
On 20 Oct 1996 04:42:03 -0700, 10215...@compuserve.com (Liz Michael)
wrote:
>Pussy envy? Is THAT all you weenies can see? Don't tell me you
>actually LIKE what WWF is doing with its managerettes?
Weenies? Weenies? I'm so hurt. Actually, yes, I personally don't
mind. And if you notice, when any of these 'managerettes' is a heel
she interferes in the match 100% of the time.
>This is about WRESTLING, son. Men don't watch wrestling just so they
>can look at bimbos......if you think that, then these babes are not
>that hot. Men watch wrestling 'cause they wanna see some heads stomped
>on and some ass kicked. And all these WWF babes ain't kickin' no ass.
You are correct, this is wrestling. But according to your logic,
football should have no cheerleaders as men go to see the football
game and not the bimbos with the pompoms. Maybe all the bike, car,
audio magazines should get rid of the scantily clothed big breasted
women as men only buy the mags to read the articles and seel dull
pictures of cars, amps, bikes. If you think that men won't look at
good looking women (no matter the situation) you are dumber and
probably uglier than you let on.
>Well, I can kick some ass, son.
Says you. I have yet to see or hear any of your deeds. So far all I
can give you credit for is being full of hot air.
>Now as to this fat cow remark, and not gettin' laid.......first of
>all, let me tell you I have to beat pimple-faced punks off with a
>stick.
I'm impressed that you have to drive away sex hungry little boys that
would do their own mother if they had the chance. Now, how many real
men have you had Queen Matilda?
> I can't go outside my house without getting ogled by the boys
>at the corner.
So what? I had to give up my rottweiler (female) cause everytime I
took her for a walk the boys at the corner would ogle her. Hell, they
would even ogle me (cause that's what the boyz at the corner do). I'm
still not impressed.
>are sort of cute. But they shouldn't be here, they should be doin'
>Baywatch with Shawn Michaels or Thunder in Paradise.
Same difference as far as I'm concerned. They look just as good being
valets as they would doing some lame ass show.
> Now, I'm not a supermodel, I'm an athlete.
Translation: I make Martina Navratilova look like Cindy Crawford.
> I can outlift and outpress half the men in
>my gym. And I am all muscle, buoooooy!
You must go to a gym populated by lawyers. I'm not saying that women
are inferior to men in the gym, but if you can outlift and outpress
half the men, then the men in YOUR particular gym are douche bags.
Either that, or you're a professional body builder and are keeping it
a secret from us...but I really doubt that.
>What I wanna see, son, is some women who can wrestle, and some women
>who can manage half-decently and stomp on some face. Which is what
Then get yourself some Japan women wrestling tapes.
>real men wanna see. But I guess you aren't a real man, son. Aparently,
>none of these WWF homos are either. Let me tell ya frankly,
>son.....all these cute wrestling girls you ogle.....I probably got a
>better shot at scoring with 'em than you ever will.
I don't ogle these women you fat fart. Hell, I can't think of any
woman I would rather have than my wife, and for that matter I can't
think of a single woman that I would like backing me up in a fight
other than my wife. But when you come off ranting and raving about
how good you are, you just sound like a stupid biatch, and I will
challenge your claims.
>Now I understand you making remarks like that from a computer
>terminal. You wouldn't have the courage to say that to my face.
I can say the same thing to you. Of course, I have yet to say that I
can kick any wrestlers ass, which YOU HAVE. I guess some people are
better at hiding behind their keyboards than others.
>Now anybody who really knows me, and has REALLY seen me knows I'm
>telling the truth. Do your homework, son. And think about what I'm
The onus...excuse me...anus of proof is on you biatch. You made the
comments, hence you should back them up. Hiding behind the keyboard
of your vic-20 and posting all this drivel doesn't make you a star or
all powerful. It makes you sound like a 12 year old mark who has yet
to figure out what the hell wrestling is about. BTW, who has REALLY
seen you that is in this newsgroup. I'ld like to have them speak up.
Ya know, once I met a girl, (she called me and said she got my number
from a mutual friend) and during the feel out period over the phone,
she said that she was physically fit, etc. When I met her, I wanted
to ask her, "physically fit, compared to what? A bed ridden old
grandma?". I have a feeling this applies to you.
Bob Barnett
Mr. Bungle wrote:
>
> >Marlena is the sexiest woman ever! She even beats Sherri.
>
> I agree!
> Marlena kicks ass!
> You guys know that she's Dustin's wife, right?
> Do ya remember her from WCW?
> She was playing Alexandra York (maybe her real name, who knows?).
> She was supposedly some business woman and was buying up all the top
> talent so she could rule WCW.
> Stupid gimmick. The York Foundation went nowhere...
> I like the Marlena gimmick better!
>
> -Chris
You like the 3 cup size increase since WCW better!
mulrc7
You know, hearing that guys find Marlena attractive (or worse, rate her
over Elizabeth, Woman, Sable, ect) makes me almost ashamed to be male.
If she is/was York, I want to know what happened. York looked good;
Marlena's scarier than Sherry (or Goldust, for that matter).
Mr. Bungle
ArdenGuy
Theres another thing WCW has over WWF. Managers that actually know about
wrestling. Sable, Sunny, and Marlena just accompany the husbands and
attract McHorny's attention. They are a liability. Jim Cornette is just
a guy who writes the WWFs theme music. Col. Parker wrestled, Woman and
Elizabeth dont manage,but Flair does. Teddy Long is a motivator. All the
managers contribute to victories for their wrestlers in WCW. In WWF they
are just sideshows.
SNAP INTO IT
Listen up you, Go back and read it again or I'll come over to your place
and beat you with a slim jim
Im Tom Zylkin and Im keen
Arde...@Aol.com
Mr. Bungle
Uh, excuse me...
But are you blind?
Can't you see her hooters?!?!?
They're HUGE!
And her sexy little legs give me wood!
<shiver>
I gotta go take a cold shower!
Chris
Ryan Grant
Bob Barnett <jap...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>You like the 3 cup size increase since WCW better!
<observes a moment of silence for that wonder known as silicone>
RCG...@earthlink.net
Websight: http://home.earthlink.net/~rcgrant
I hate me, and so should you.
Z-Man
I'm the one who started this shit, and I'll say it again:
MARLENA: HOT
ALL THE REST: NOT
If the WWF still had the Ladies' tag belts, maybe Goldie and her could
win them.
Marlena, if you're out there, please,
TAKE THE PLAYBOY DEAL FROM SUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John Theofanopoulos
On 20 Oct 1996 15:25:01 -0700, 10215...@compuserve.com (Liz Michael)
wrote:
>We ARE talking about Sable now. The Wildman's Sable? Beat me? Maybe if
>she borrows Sunny's brick. I have every possible physical advantage
>over her. Height, weight, training, and what Arn calls "the
>inside..guts". The only way she could beat me is if I jobbed to her,
>and I'd never job to her.
Talk is cheap. Why should we think for one nanosecond that you are
who you say you are? Sable seems like she's pretty tall (equal to
Mero) which if you have a height advantage would make you what, 6'2"?
She also seems to have, much like my wife, the perfect weight (or
carries it well) which would mean that you are a fat little porker?
(since you seem to stress the weight advantage). As for the training,
what kind of training are you talking about.
Ya know, you sure do talk a lot Liz. Wonder if you can back it up.
Liz Michael
Oye! Oye! john...@mail.idt.net (John Theofanopoulos) spake thusly:
>On 20 Oct 1996 15:25:01 -0700, 10215...@compuserve.com (Liz Michael)
>wrote:
>Talk is cheap. Why should we think for one nanosecond that you are
>who you say you are? Sable seems like she's pretty tall (equal to
>Mero) which if you have a height advantage would make you what, 6'2"?
>She also seems to have, much like my wife, the perfect weight (or
>carries it well) which would mean that you are a fat little porker?
>(since you seem to stress the weight advantage). As for the training,
>what kind of training are you talking about.
Well, you hit 6' 2" on the noggin'...give yourself a Mars bar.
As for fat little porker......I don't think so. My body is muscle. I
can think of two women wrestlers who outweigh me that I've actually
seen, Bull Nakano and Bertha Faye. I am sure there are a few others.
But here I am still talking about wrestlers and brawlers. Now maybe
these ladies can do me.
Now, as for my original point, I offer as Exhibit A the Mero-Hemsley
match tonight. I said what I said about Sable. And I'll say it
again........TOLD YA SO! Sable was a liability in there. Henning would
have had to fuck me up along with Mark...not that I don't doubt he
coulda done it, because of course, he's Perfect!...so let's not go
there. But I am saying, Mero doesn't deserve to be champion if that is
the kind of woman he wants to show off at ringside.
I also said Hunter should shed the bimbos. Guess what? TOLD YA!
>Ya know, you sure do talk a lot Liz. Wonder if you can back it up.
Well, if we be talkin' manager material I think I've backed up the
first count, Sable, pretty good. We'll see how I back up the
others.Not seeing the Golddust match live, I can't comment on that.
As for analyst...well, stay tuned. :-)
Now, as for whether I can really wrestle......I can't do it on a
computer. Just keep your eyes open and pay attention. And remember
this, and I 'll only say it once........and check out who I am and
where I've been to confirm this........................
I don't do ANYTHING, without a reason. I don't post here without a
reason. I don't even get out of bed in the morning without a reason.
And the reason ain't to trade bytes with you, baby.
And to the Perfect Alliance.......well done, gentlemen, WELL done!
(Pat, pat, pat, pat, pat...)
The Glorious Liz Michael
"Haven't I made myself Perfectly clear?"
Liz Michael
Oye! Oye! john...@mail.idt.net (John Theofanopoulos) spake thusly:
>You are correct, this is wrestling. But according to your logic,
>football should have no cheerleaders as men go to see the football
>game and not the bimbos with the pompoms. Maybe all the bike, car,
>audio magazines should get rid of the scantily clothed big breasted
>women as men only buy the mags to read the articles and seel dull
>pictures of cars, amps, bikes. If you think that men won't look at
>good looking women (no matter the situation) you are dumber and
>probably uglier than you let on.
Look, sweetheart, don't throw with the insults, alright? When did I
say anything about "good looking women"? That is entirly what I am
advocating, some good looking amazon women who can kick some butts.
That's what I mean about WWF..they ain't got none.
You seem to be equating ugliness with athleticism, and I hope you
aren't........you gotta know better. Women athletes are often totally
hot, and I could name a laundry list of examples.
And if you wanna know my looks....hey, I'm not a supermodel, but then
again I ain't "Bertha Faye" either. The kind of body I have is closest
to a couple of the American Gladiator women. I have my look and some
people like it and some don't. Hell, I won't even look at a man who
isn't in perfect shape. Whether you would like my look, I don't know,
and you know what, I don't care.
Liz Michael
Oye! Oye! Max I Kohn <m...@wwa.com> spake thusly:
>Forgetting about the "babes"...have you heard about the WCW Women's Title
>Championship Tournament about to start up? It'll have Medusa and some
>Japanese women in it. I think I'd like to see you take on Medusa and win.
>She's also quite gorgeous but she can wrestle AND she knows martial arts.
Now, you're talkin', baby. I didn't know whether they were actually
going to do a women's title but I always thought they should.
I only have one problem with Madusa, I see a lot of her matches, and I
think she way oversells her opponents moves. She doesn't do it vs.
Bull Nakano...she doesn't have to. But with a lot of opponents, it
seems like she gets beat up a lot more than she ought to, given her MA
and other backgrounds that I'm VERY familiar with.
Some people rag on Madusa's looks. I had a girlfriend who looks just
like her, so I, of course, think she a total utter babe.
As for me vs. Madusa, let's just say I'd work up to it first. <g> MA
renders size advantage moot, as you well know. She's already beaten
women heavier than me. I don't know about taller, but she's got to
have encountered one somewhere.
>What's your "secret weapon?"
Ah, that's what they hold matches for now, ain't it? Two MO's that I
have....one I avoid the standard 'finishing move" if my opponent is
already out and I have her/him. Make the opponent have to defend
against as much as possible. #2 is simply this.....I really won't job
a match I can win. I will sell my opponents moves till the cows come
home. But beating me is their job.
Other than that, I ain't disclosing trade secrets.<g> Although you
might hear me give a few from time to time if you pay attention. I
usually won't talk about doing a move unless I can.
John Theofanopoulos
On 22 Oct 1996 05:29:01 -0700, 10215...@compuserve.com (Liz Michael)
wrote:
>Look, sweetheart, don't throw with the insults, alright? When did I
>say anything about "good looking women"? That is entirly what I am
>advocating, some good looking amazon women who can kick some butts.
>That's what I mean about WWF..they ain't got none.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Sable proved that last night.
She got involved in the fight pulling the chair from HHH only to have
it taken from her by Perfect (under false pretenses). What more did
you expet her to do (considering that Mero was scripted to lose). Did
you perhaps expect her to get levelled with a chair, so that she can
qualify as real 'amazon woman'?
>
>You seem to be equating ugliness with athleticism, and I hope you
>aren't........you gotta know better. Women athletes are often totally
>hot, and I could name a laundry list of examples.
Hardly. I mentionned Martina and you. Hell, I find a lot of women
athletes beautiful just as I find a lot of them ugly (especially the
ones that take various performance enhancing drugs).
Mark Rose
Like Stone Cold Steve Austin said, chicks don't belong in wrestling. They
should be at home cooking and cleaning and getting pregnant.
Mark
John Theofanopoulos
On 22 Oct 1996 05:29:02 -0700, 10215...@compuserve.com (Liz Michael)
wrote:
>
>Well, you hit 6' 2" on the noggin'...give yourself a Mars bar.
As opposed to giving you a dog biscuit?
>
>As for fat little porker......I don't think so. My body is muscle. I
Says you.
>can think of two women wrestlers who outweigh me that I've actually
>seen, Bull Nakano and Bertha Faye. I am sure there are a few others.
What the hell does weight have to do with anything? If you were any
respectable athlete you would know that weight means little in 99% of
the competitive sports. Even in football, you'll notice a lot of
small guys get a LOT of yards as RB's. But in your little world,
being heavy=being all powerful.
>But here I am still talking about wrestlers and brawlers. Now maybe
>these ladies can do me.
In what sense of the way can they do you?
>match tonight. I said what I said about Sable. And I'll say it
>again........TOLD YA SO! Sable was a liability in there. Henning would
>have had to fuck me up along with Mark...not that I don't doubt he
>coulda done it, because of course, he's Perfect!...so let's not go
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Mero could've had the
whole NWO with him, he still would've lost the belt because Vince
said so. Period. End of story. And like Mero said himself, if his
wife were to get into wrestling, she could handle herself. It's just
not what she wants to do. Besides, quite honestly, all the WWF women
and a lot of the WCW women are too beautiful to waste their faces and
bodies being thrown around the ring. To date all US women wrestlers
have a lot of talent, agility and strength, but really lack in the
looks department. If your girlfriend looks like Medusa, all I can say
is good from far, far from good. There are a few good looking ones
but I have yet to see them wrestle, thus I can't comment on them
overall.
>there. But I am saying, Mero doesn't deserve to be champion if that is
>the kind of woman he wants to show off at ringside.
Mero doesn't deserve to be champion if he wants to have his wife at
ringside???? You're too stupid to be real.
>>Ya know, you sure do talk a lot Liz. Wonder if you can back it up.
>
>Well, if we be talkin' manager material I think I've backed up the
>first count, Sable, pretty good. We'll see how I back up the
>others.Not seeing the Golddust match live, I can't comment on that.
Nope. I'm talking wrestling. I've never seen you anywhere, and I
guess I never will.
>Now, as for whether I can really wrestle......I can't do it on a
>computer. Just keep your eyes open and pay attention. And remember
>this, and I 'll only say it once........and check out who I am and
>where I've been to confirm this........................
You sound like one of those psychics. You say things that make the
reader assume a lot, but in essence you say nothing of substance. In
other words, all you say is Bullshit.
>I don't do ANYTHING, without a reason. I don't post here without a
>reason. I don't even get out of bed in the morning without a reason.
>And the reason ain't to trade bytes with you, baby.
Please don't. It's really depressing when you call me sweetheart or
baby, considering that I picture you as being slightly less attractive
than Ugly Wanda.
>The Glorious Liz Michael
or are you really Jack Epstein???
Some Guy
On Sun, 20 Oct 1996 22:26:37 -0500, Max I Kohn <m...@wwa.com> wrote:
I hadn't heard about that tournament. When is it gonna be held?
sounds kewl. Is the EVIL Malia Hosaka in the Tournament?
>
>Forgetting about the "babes"...have you heard about the WCW Women's Title
>Championship Tournament about to start up? It'll have Medusa and some
>Japanese women in it. I think I'd like to see you take on Medusa and win.
>She's also quite gorgeous but she can wrestle AND she knows martial arts.
>What's your "secret weapon?"
>
I saw a post of some indexes from some place call AP on line that
sells stills of AMAZONS in action (wrestling, boxing, gymnastics,
weight lifting). On of the images I saw mention a boxing match
starring Medusa. Has anyone seen her box?
Mark Rose
>> Like Stone Cold Steve Austin said, chicks don't belong in wrestling.
>> They should be at home cooking and cleaning and getting pregnant.
>>
>
> (Now I think we should both put up our flame shields, 'cause we're in
> for a charbroiling).
>
I personally don't give a sh*t who flames me. The fact of the matter is the
only good looking woman in wrestling who keeps her mouth shut is Sable. The
rest of them are good looking yes, but they talk too much. Sunny is the
perfect example, she lost appeal to me LONG ago 'cause that's all she does
is flap her yap. They need some dumb blonds with big breasts or something.
:)
And you thought YOU were getting a torching!
:)
Mark
Candace Dilts
>
Distribution:
Mike Malecki (ak...@freenet.hamilton.on.ca) wrote:
: Liz Michael (10215...@compuserve.com) wrote:
: : LUCY ELAINE HAYREH <lha...@coventry.ac.uk> wrote:
: : >On 13 Oct 1996, SurfTurtle wrote:
: : >> Sunny---------- Has THE BEST Everything
: : >>
: : >> Sable----------- Nice Legs
: : >>
: : >> Marlena--------- Nice Breasts
: : >>
: : >How could you possibly place Sunny over Sable. Sable is more than just
: : >nice legs. She has nice bloody everything, from what I can see, and
what
: : >I can't see I'm quite happy to imagine as the best. She's an absolute
: : >beauty, not to be out done by any female in wrestling (or probably
: : >anywhere else for that matter)! Her and Marc look like an excellent
: : >couple. He treats her with respect. Funnily enough, she's the only
: : >women in the WWF that gets it. That's because she's the only women with
: : >enough dignity, composure and manners to deserve it.
I agree with you totally Lucy. Her and Elizabeth are the most beautiful
women in the world! (no I am not gay, I give credit where credit is due)
To Liz: I really think you need help! IF you do make it in the wrestling
world I hope you are with a guy opposite of mine. I intend to be a manager
one day, then we will see who is better!
: : Oh, PULLLEAZE!
: : This is supposed to be wrestling not a bimbo contest. Sable is a
: : liability. She has never helped Mark with a single match. If I were
: : the manager of Mark's opponent for the title, I wouldn't just catfight
: : the girl, I'd pick her up and powerbomb her, and distract Mero's
: : attention long enough for my man to put a three count on him.I
: : garon-freakin'-tee you, that girl will get hurt if I ever get to the
: : WWF.
: The girl would beat your ass. You're living in a dream world aren't you?
: : I can't stand Sunny, either. She's a terrible manager, she can't
: : wrestle so what the hell is she doing there. And who is she boinking
: : to do it? Give me a Sherri, a Woman, a Madusa anyday of the week. WWF
: : doesn't have a single woman who can even beat me in the ring, let
: : alone beat me up. Not even Marlena, who I love because she's so
: : trashily sexy. Hell, half these jobbers probably couldn't beat me in
: : the ring. Except for Lofario, none of the WWF managers could. I would
: : eat Cornette for breakfast.
: Cornette would kick your ass too.
: : Any of these WWF girls want an open contract with me in the
: : ring.......anywhere anytime, honey. They wouldn't last 5 minutes.
: Yeah they'd last the whole match until they beat you.
: : >This beautiful women was also provoked into having a catfight with
: : >Sunny. Sunny is no lady, she's a cheap attention seeker!
: : >Lucy>
: : Sunny is somebody I would enjoy chokeslamming through a table.
: Sunny would kick your ass.
: : Warrior Queen Liz Michael
: : "Your love gives me such a thrill, but your love don't pay my bills, I need money.".......Barrett Strong
: --
: Mike Malecki
: Soo thirsty .....eh whatta ya gonna do?
: I do what I can!
: I'ave da people, I 'ave da plan, I 'ave da h'accent.
--
CFN!
Candy #1 fan of Miss Elizabeth!
#1 fan of Sable!
I love Shawn, Bret, Kevin and Micheal!
"To Each His/Her Own!"
David M. Murphy
In <326FE2...@ns.gold-link.com> Greg <gr...@ns.gold-link.com>
writes:
>
>I have World Series tickets for games 6 & 7 at all different
>locations. Call 9O8-245-4594.
>
>who cares.
Liz Michael
Oye! Oye! john...@mail.idt.net (John Theofanopoulos) spake thusly:
>On 22 Oct 1996 05:29:02 -0700, 10215...@compuserve.com (Liz Michael)
>wrote:
>>
>>Well, you hit 6' 2" on the noggin'...give yourself a Mars bar.
>As opposed to giving you a dog biscuit?
Hey, I never said I wasn't a bitch. Bitches are beautiful, baby!
>>As for fat little porker......I don't think so. My body is muscle. I
>Says you.
Says, me, the mirror, and the weight room.
>What the hell does weight have to do with anything? If you were any
>respectable athlete you would know that weight means little in 99% of
>the competitive sports. Even in football, you'll notice a lot of
>small guys get a LOT of yards as RB's. But in your little world,
>being heavy=being all powerful.
Not at all, Homes. Not at all. Little guys can do lots of shit. I know
enough about MA to know that.
>In what sense of the way can they do you?
Welll? In a couple as far as I am concerned.
>I've said it before and I'll say it again. Mero could've had the
>whole NWO with him, he still would've lost the belt because Vince
>said so. Period. End of story. And like Mero said himself, if his
>wife were to get into wrestling, she could handle herself. It's just
>not what she wants to do. Besides, quite honestly, all the WWF women
>and a lot of the WCW women are too beautiful to waste their faces and
>bodies being thrown around the ring.
I don't doubt Mero would have still lost, I am just saying how it
looked, and it looked awful. As opposed to the Arn Anderson line to
Woman: "I'm a Horseman, you're a Horseman". Guess which one I have
more respect for?
> To date all US women wrestlers
>have a lot of talent, agility and strength, but really lack in the
>looks department. If your girlfriend looks like Medusa, all I can say
>is good from far, far from good. There are a few good looking ones
>but I have yet to see them wrestle, thus I can't comment on them
>overall.
If you think Madusa is not pretty, you REALLY don't have a real
appreciation of the female sex...that's all I'll say.
>Mero doesn't deserve to be champion if he wants to have his wife at
>ringside???? You're too stupid to be real.
Hardly. Becasue all it is is vanity. How many other wrestlers have
wives/girlfriends at the side? I mean, even Miss Elizabeth, corny as
she is, occasionally fits into the plot line, as did Diana Smith.
>Nope. I'm talking wrestling. I've never seen you anywhere, and I
>guess I never will.
You sound like those blokes who think that because the Lord hasn't
come today, he ain't never comin'! But we will see, humanoid mutant!
>Please don't. It's really depressing when you call me sweetheart or
>baby, considering that I picture you as being slightly less attractive
>than Ugly Wanda.
Johnny T., baby, can you name me even ten women athletes in any sport
you think are attractive? I think most heterosexual men could.
<snicker>
>>The Glorious Liz Michael
> or are you really Jack Epstein???
No, in fact some here might wanna see a Liz Michael vs. Jack Epstein
undercard. <g>
Liz Michael
Oye! Oye! arde...@aol.com (ArdenGuy) spake thusly:
>Theres another thing WCW has over WWF. Managers that actually know about
>wrestling. Sable, Sunny, and Marlena just accompany the husbands and
>attract McHorny's attention. They are a liability. Jim Cornette is just
>a guy who writes the WWFs theme music. Col. Parker wrestled, Woman and
>Elizabeth dont manage,but Flair does. Teddy Long is a motivator. All the
>managers contribute to victories for their wrestlers in WCW. In WWF they
>are just sideshows.
Well, Teddy Long ought to stick to reffing. If this is his example of
managing, I could do a hell of a lot better and I think any of us
could.
I have seen Woman in ECW kick some ass fiercely, so I know she CAN do
it if necessary. Elizabeth plays into the story line sometimes, and
she is not pretty or glamorous enough to qualify as a bimbo, but at
least she is a real woman or sorts, and has been at this a LONG time.
Sherri Martel was a wrestler also, and held championships.
For someone whose gimmick was that she was more physically fit than
all the rest of us, I have yet to see Sunny kick anybody's ass, male,
female, or midget.
I think Marlena is just Dustin's way of trying to tell us he isn't
REALLY queer. <snicker>
The Glorious Liz Michael
"Haven't I made myself Perfectly clear?"
Liz Michael
Oye! Oye! Christopher Lane Filbey <clf...@mail.usask.ca> spake thusly:
>Mark Rose wrote:
>>
>> Like Stone Cold Steve Austin said, chicks don't belong in wrestling. They
>> should be at home cooking and cleaning and getting pregnant.
>Well, if they're anything like the GLOW girls, you may be right. :)
>(Now I think we should both put up our flame shields, 'cause we're in
>for a charbroiling).
No charcoaling here. I do think, though, that if I a woman deign to
get in the ring, or the ring apron, against someone like Stone Cold I
should be prepared that Stone Cold might kick my ass, woman or not.
And I think this is part of the lack of reality....reality would be
that if a wrestler loses a title because of an opposition woman
manager's interference, and that wrestler manages to find said woman,
that wrestler is gonna cold-cock that girl. Reality would be if Mero
were my wrestler's opponent, Sable would be an inviting target for an
ass whipping as distraction. And that's my point...I think any woman
valet/manager should at least be prepared to PLAY ACT at getting the
shit kicked out of her. And if she isn't sure how to do that, she can
always give Randy Savage a call. <g>
It's just like the army. If you're gonna go where men go, be prepared
to do what men do. I ain't got a problem with that.
Mark Rose
> No charcoaling here. I do think, though, that if I a woman deign to
> get in the ring, or the ring apron, against someone like Stone Cold I
> should be prepared that Stone Cold might kick my ass, woman or not.
> And I think this is part of the lack of reality....
Austin 3:16 says he would whoop your ass!
reality would be that if a wrestler loses a title because of an opposition woman
> manager's interference, and that wrestler manages to find said woman,
> that wrestler is gonna cold-cock that girl. Reality would be if Mero
> were my wrestler's opponent, Sable would be an inviting target for an
> ass whipping as distraction. And that's my point...I think any woman
> valet/manager should at least be prepared to PLAY ACT at getting the
> shit kicked out of her. And if she isn't sure how to do that, she can
> always give Randy Savage a call. <g>
>
Yeah, but women have NO place at ringside in the first place. Unless of
course they look good and they can keep their mouth shut.
> It's just like the army. If you're gonna go where men go, be prepared
> to do what men do. I ain't got a problem with that.
>
Women in the army is the worst thing that ever happened to it. Can you
imagine going to war and having to depend on a WOMAN to watch your back? I'd
rather have some big ass texas guy watching mine. They could bring the women
in the military to keep the male soldiers "happy" though....
JasonPerry
In article <1996102814322...@caper1.uccb.ns.ca>, "Mark Rose"
<MR94...@caper1.uccb.ns.ca > writes:
>
>Women in the army is the worst thing that ever happened to it. Can you
>imagine going to war and having to depend on a WOMAN to watch your back?
I'd
>rather have some big ass texas guy watching mine. They could bring the
women
>in the military to keep the male soldiers "happy" though....
>
>
I beg to differ on this opinion. When I was in the Air Force, women didn't
have any easier than us men. And I would rather have a crack female
shot(no pun intended) watching my back than the biggest guy from Texas who
couldn't shoot worth beans.
Remember this, during the Gulf Situation(Sorry, it was too one-sided to be
a war) women put their lives on the line too.
"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes"- Who watches the watchmen?
JasonPerry
Mark Rose
> I beg to differ on this opinion. When I was in the Air Force, women didn't
> have any easier than us men. And I would rather have a crack female
> shot(no pun intended) watching my back than the biggest guy from Texas who
> couldn't shoot worth beans.
>
Yeah, maybe that guy from Texas can't shoot for shit, but there would
definitely be another man that can shoot better than a woman. Face it,
chicks aren't meant for things like combat. Men can always do a better job
at stuff like that.
> Remember this, during the Gulf Situation(Sorry, it was too one-sided to be
> a war) women put their lives on the line too.
>
Sure they did, but i'm just saying we'd be better with all men. Men are more
suited for combat and stuff like that than women are.
Mark
David Clark
Big Corn wrote:
>
> Frank buddy if you ever got to wrestle a women then I would
> personally fuck you big fat bloated hairy mother you piece of shit.
Yeah uh OK little boys I've been sitting hear idle for 2 long. It's
time the brains behind the NSO stepped in and stoped your little bitch
fight. You guys are both flamers and if you have any questions you know
where to find me.
22
Liz Michael
Oye! Oye! "Mark Rose" <MR94...@caper1.uccb.ns.ca > spake thusly:
>Austin 3:16 says he would whoop your ass!
This may be true of the real SCSA, but on the following you tread on
shaky ground, son.
>Yeah, but women have NO place at ringside in the first place. Unless of
>course they look good and they can keep their mouth shut.
Yes they do....their job is to steal matches for their wrestlers and
interfere. <g> Hell, I can do that! <snicker>
>Women in the army is the worst thing that ever happened to it. Can you
>imagine going to war and having to depend on a WOMAN to watch your back? I'd
>rather have some big ass texas guy watching mine. They could bring the women
>in the military to keep the male soldiers "happy" though....
I prefer a tall ass texan to a big ass texan in that situation. Unless
I am using the big ass texan as a human shield. <snicker> Depends on
the woman having to watch my back........in a pinch I'd rather have a
woman like Woman than a man like Harvey Whippleman, and so would you.
<g>
Women aren't in the military to keep soldiers happy...they're there to
kill people. Hookers are there to make 'em happy. :-)
But trust me, son, a woman with the right training and the right
weapon can kill you just as easily as a man can. She can shoot as
straight as any man and fly a plane and drop a bomb on your ass just
as easily as a man can. She just has to have the right psychological
makeup for it.
The Woman They Call Liz Michael!
Every Man's Fantasy, Yet Every Man's Nightmare!
Resistance Is Futile! You Will service Us!
FRANK RIZZO
jason...@aol.com (JasonPerry) wrote:
>In article <1996102814322...@caper1.uccb.ns.ca>, "Mark Rose"
><MR94...@caper1.uccb.ns.ca > writes:
>
>>
>>imagine going to war and having to depend on a WOMAN to watch your back?
>I'd
>>rather have some big ass texas guy watching mine. They could bring the
>women
>>in the military to keep the male soldiers "happy" though....
>>
>>
>
>have any easier than us men. And I would rather have a crack female
>shot(no pun intended) watching my back than the biggest guy from Texas who
>couldn't shoot worth beans.
>
>a war) women put their lives on the line too.
>
>
>JasonPerry
I WRESTLE WOMEN ALL THE TIME ;) EXCEPT FOR MARK DAVENPORT!!!
Big Corn
William Wirth
---------------------------
so what would youre advice be to a woman who has spent two years (and a
lot of money) in college, and has found nothing there that she feels
really passionate doing for the rest of here life...but she DOES feel
passioate about the possibility of becoming a top female wrestler???
would you tell her to forget every dream she ever had and get back into
the kitchen?
BTW---only the true assholes would answer yes to this....
Tiger Mask
WCW should give Tenay a five to 10-minute spot on Nitro for a New Japan
Pro-Wrestling Report (or Japanese wrestling report in general)with
match highlights. I hope SOMEDAY he can do voiceover for an ENTIRE
one-hour weekly Japan show and special PPVs. The NWO bit is OK. But
Tenay is greater. WCW should utilize his talent more.
Mark Rose
>
> If you think Madusa is not pretty, you REALLY don't have a real
> appreciation of the female sex...that's all I'll say.
>
Madusa is not only ugly, but she's stupid too. When's that chick gonna
realize that women's wrestling is dead unless you put the chicks in bikinis
an in a big bowl full of mud, oil, or jello.
>
>>Mero doesn't deserve to be champion if he wants to have his wife at
>> ringside???? You're too stupid to be real.
>>
Sable is perfect at ringside. All she does is sit back and look pretty. She
keeps her mouth like all chicks should.
>
> Johnny T., baby, can you name me even ten women athletes in any sport
> you think are attractive? I think most heterosexual men could.
> <snicker>
>
What are you talking about? There are NO sexy women in sports. They are all
tom boy butches.
Mark
22
Yeah uh just a couple words for ya pal...It's the 90's eh!!
By the way...the watchmen, good band. 2 bad you yanks aren't exposed
2 some good music from up north from time 2 time.
22
FRANK RIZZO
YOU HEARD ME!!!!
FRANK RIZZO
Big Corn <c6...@unb.ca> wrote:
>Frank buddy if you ever got to wrestle a women then I would
>personally fuck you big fat bloated hairy mother you piece of shit.
REALLY.....YOU MET MOM!!! "A WOMEN".....WHAT THE FUCK???? I THINK
YOU'VE GOT TO MUCH GREASE UP YOUR ASS JERKOFF!!!!!!
franklin dante
GROW UP!
FireBall
On 25 Oct 1996 04:27:01 -0700, 10215...@compuserve.com (Liz Michael)
wrote:
Oh oh... A compuserve user... That makes you what...oh...about the
same as an aol user? (hint: You are paying TOO MUCH for your
service).
>>>Well, you hit 6' 2" on the noggin'...give yourself a Mars bar.
>>As opposed to giving you a dog biscuit?
>
>Hey, I never said I wasn't a bitch. Bitches are beautiful, baby!
I agree. Rottweilers are beautiful looking dogs.
>>>As for fat little porker......I don't think so. My body is muscle. I
>>Says you.
>
>Says, me, the mirror, and the weight room.
Neither of which can post a message to substantiate your claims.
Thanks however for playing. You want to substantiate your claim and
make everyone (including myself) shut-up? Simple, either post your
picture or show up on tv. BTW, I'm not collecting pictures (if I was,
I'ld ask for a nude, just asking you to substantiate your claims).
>If you think Madusa is not pretty, you REALLY don't have a real
>appreciation of the female sex...that's all I'll say.
Madusa is good from far, but far from good. All those years of
tanning or whatever she has been doing, have taken their toll on her
face. Cripes, she looks 80 up close.
>Hardly. Becasue all it is is vanity. How many other wrestlers have
>wives/girlfriends at the side? I mean, even Miss Elizabeth, corny as
>she is, occasionally fits into the plot line, as did Diana Smith.
If it's called vanity because your wife happens to be attractive then
so be it. I guess you'ld prefer if she was homely (as in the late
Saphire).
>Johnny T., baby, can you name me even ten women athletes in any sport
>you think are attractive? I think most heterosexual men could.
Actually, when I look at sports, I rarely think "she's good looking".
However when one is really ugly I tend to notice that (ie Martina N.).
I think most undersexed men, sit around an notice just how beautiful
or sexy any woman athlete is, and fortunately, I don't fall into that
category (unlike you who seems to think a persons looks are
paramount).
JasonPerry
In article <1996102920291...@caper1.uccb.ns.ca>, "Mark Rose"
<MR94...@caper1.uccb.ns.ca > writes:
>Yeah, maybe that guy from Texas can't shoot for shit, but there would
>definitely be another man that can shoot better than a woman.
Not really. Several women in our flight were rated as marksmen.
>Men are more suited for combat and stuff like that than women are.
Can you prove that?
Liz Michael
Oye! Oye! john...@mail.idt.net (FireBall) doth spake yon words:
>On 25 Oct 1996 04:27:01 -0700, 10215...@compuserve.com (Liz Michael)
>wrote:
>Oh oh... A compuserve user... That makes you what...oh...about the
>same as an aol user? (hint: You are paying TOO MUCH for your
>service).
Honey, don't make an ass out of yourself with comments like that. That
is merely one of three e-mail addresses I have and its the only one I
usually let the lemming freaks see. I usually don't access the
newsgroup via that account, although because of my change in careers
lately, I am rearranging the configuration. I know all about
CI$...don't expect me to defend it, but please please DON'T assume I
am an idiot.....I am definitely not. But I do have a life.
And I wouldn't talk if I was an IDT user.
>>>>Well, you hit 6' 2" on the noggin'...give yourself a Mars bar.
>>>As opposed to giving you a dog biscuit?
>>
>>Hey, I never said I wasn't a bitch. Bitches are beautiful, baby!
>I agree. Rottweilers are beautiful looking dogs.
You missed the point. Women called "bitches" are some of the most
beautiful women there are, and are called bitches precisely because
they are so beautiful. I personally look more like a giant poodle.
Dogs also can be very beautiful.
>Neither of which can post a message to substantiate your claims.
>Thanks however for playing. You want to substantiate your claim and
>make everyone (including myself) shut-up? Simple, either post your
>picture or show up on tv. BTW, I'm not collecting pictures (if I was,
>I'ld ask for a nude, just asking you to substantiate your claims).
I REALLY don't care whether YOU think I am pretty. In fact, I could
give a complete flying fuck about you other than whether I can get you
to spend money on the fed I am working for. What makes you think of
yourself as all that fucking important that I should lower myself to
offer you free evidence. What makes you think I give a shit about you?
I don't care whether you paid money to gawk at my tits or paid money
hating me and hoping I'd get my ass kicked.........you pay to see a
card I'm on, I still have your money. Simple?
As for Madusa, you are entitled to your opinion, but others have
others. She's also not exactly 21, so I don't expect her to look like
she is.
>>Hardly. Becasue all it is is vanity. How many other wrestlers have
>>wives/girlfriends at the side? I mean, even Miss Elizabeth, corny as
>>she is, occasionally fits into the plot line, as did Diana Smith.
>If it's called vanity because your wife happens to be attractive then
>so be it. I guess you'ld prefer if she was homely (as in the late
>Saphire).
Yeah, it is vanity in Mero's case. Valets/managers, whether male or
female, are there to cause some kind of trouble, be it interference or
just plain annoyance like Jimmy Hart's megaphone or the Bodydonna
Sunny walking mike put downs and insults of the audience and the
opposition. Occasionally a manager is around to PREVENT trouble,
people like Lofario or Albano. Sable does neither. Hell, even Marlena
serves a purpose.
>>Johnny T., baby, can you name me even ten women athletes in any sport
>>you think are attractive? I think most heterosexual men could.
>Actually, when I look at sports, I rarely think "she's good looking".
>However when one is really ugly I tend to notice that (ie Martina N.).
>I think most undersexed men, sit around an notice just how beautiful
>or sexy any woman athlete is, and fortunately, I don't fall into that
>category (unlike you who seems to think a persons looks are
>paramount).
Well, I don't think looks are all that paramount. I just have to
defend against allegations on this newsgroup that women have to be a
playboy centerfold or a supermodel to be pretty, and that a female
athlete or a female wrestler is by definition not pretty. I know that
a minority of people are making these accusations, not the whole
group. Also, "individuals", one of which was you, Johnny, directly
attacked me by specualting what I looked like and that I had to be
some fat out of shape hog......I'm sorry, but I'm not and to insist to
others I am is just a distortion of the facts.
And I continue to be amazed that you continue to want to even talk to
me. Or can't you resist the heat, slave?
Liz Michael
Oye! Oye! "Mark Rose" <MR94...@caper1.uccb.ns.ca > doth spake yon
words:
>>
>> If you think Madusa is not pretty, you REALLY don't have a real
>> appreciation of the female sex...that's all I'll say.
>>
>Madusa is not only ugly, but she's stupid too. When's that chick gonna
>realize that women's wrestling is dead unless you put the chicks in bikinis
>an in a big bowl full of mud, oil, or jello.
Ah, yes. This is the intelligence level that men claim make them
"superior". Right. And I got a bridge in Massachussetts I can sell
you.
First of all, Mark, I bet Madusa is making more money than your stupid
sorrying fucking fat ass. Second of all, I bet she has more men ( and
probably a few women) who'd like to have her than you'll ever find
girls sorry enough to put up with your ass on your best day. I just
think she needs a different hairdo, but she's plenty fine lookin'.
>> Johnny T., baby, can you name me even ten women athletes in any sport
>> you think are attractive? I think most heterosexual men could.
>> <snicker>
>What are you talking about? There are NO sexy women in sports. They are all
>tom boy butches.
Gabriella Sabatini. Shannon Miller.Dominique Dawes. Lisa Leslie. That
woman golfer who did the cheesecake photos, I forget her name. That
Irish swimmer who won the gold. Nadia Comaneci. Kristi Yamaguchi. Gail
Devers. Jackie Joyner-Kersee. Tomboy butches? Naaaahhhh!
You do not have to be a Playboy centerfold to be a sexy woman, son.
Most of the pro-tennis players are actually pretty feminine, and are
at least a little cute even if they aren't exactly on fire hot. I tend
to prefer real girls who don't load themselves up with silicone to
impress anybody.
And frankly, I have a lot of girlfriends who have been strippers and
prostitutes. Strippers and whores aren't usually all that pretty as a
rule, really. I know they portray it in the movies that way, but that
ain't real, son.
Anything that is done in oil, mud, or jello wrestling could effectly
be transfered to a ring. Also, what you don't mention is that often
part of a mudwrestling show is a spot where a woman wrestler
challenges a man in the audience to wrestle her, and usually, that man
gets his ass beat. And guess what......the rest of the men love it. So
I don't really think you've been to any of these shows. I think you
just like watching half-naked buffed guys grapple each other instead,
and putting women on the card would dampen your sexual excitement. I
could be wrong, but I don't think I am.
FireBall
On Mon, 04 Nov 1996 21:44:45 GMT, 10215...@compuserve.com (Liz
Michael) wrote this little gem:
>>>Hey, I never said I wasn't a bitch. Bitches are beautiful, baby!
>
>>I agree. Rottweilers are beautiful looking dogs.
>
>You missed the point. Women called "bitches" are some of the most
>beautiful women there are, and are called bitches precisely because
er...no. Most women are called bitches because of the way they act.
Or probably, women are called bitches by men who ain't getting any
play from them...or something like that...
>I REALLY don't care whether YOU think I am pretty. In fact, I could
I don't care whether you are pretty or not. You made claims about
your body structure and am asking you to back them up. Onus of proof
is on you sweetheart...
>give a complete flying fuck about you other than whether I can get you
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I'll take two of those to go please. Hold the fries.
>I don't care whether you paid money to gawk at my tits or paid money
>hating me and hoping I'd get my ass kicked.........you pay to see a
>card I'm on, I still have your money. Simple?
Are you saying that you will expose your breasts? (Or are you saying
gawk at your cleavage???). The problem is that you cannot get my
money because you have NOT said which fed you are in. If I don't know
how am I supposed to root/jeer for you???
>As for Madusa, you are entitled to your opinion, but others have
>others. She's also not exactly 21, so I don't expect her to look like
>she is.
Agreed. Different folks for different strokes....er...different
strokes for different folks. I don't really care for her, simply
because all her matches (at least on television) look alike. She gets
tossed around the ring, and then in the last minute she wins out.
Just like on tonights nitro (11/4/96). Perhaps your desire to sex her
up clouds your judgement on her wrestling abilities. That's your
choice.
>opposition. Occasionally a manager is around to PREVENT trouble,
>people like Lofario or Albano. Sable does neither. Hell, even Marlena
>serves a purpose.
Sable is as useless as Lothario, Teddy Long, etc. The fact that she's
a woman doesn't mean that she has to be any more entertaining than any
of these clowns. On the + side, she's better looking and has less
of a detrimental effect on the matches than Teddy Long.
>Well, I don't think looks are all that paramount. I just have to
>defend against allegations on this newsgroup that women have to be a
>playboy centerfold or a supermodel to be pretty, and that a female
Never said any of the above. You are confusing me with the sloped
forehead individuals that post 50+ messages a day.
>And I continue to be amazed that you continue to want to even talk to
>me. Or can't you resist the heat, slave?
Come on baby, you know deep down I really love you... :-)
Besides, no matter how much you argue with me, at least you (unlike
all the members of my KillFile) are able to formulate sentences that I
can understand and respond to...
Hmmm...I wonder if this can be a new qliq. The KillFile...
>Resistance Is Futile! You Will service Us!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Uh.....ok.
Actually, I was watching the last hour of nitro while I was writing
this message (gee, how interesting was Nitro anyways??) and here's a
few interesting things...
----Did ya notice the Hogan doll in a noose??? Leave up to my homeys
in Michigan to come up with something like that...
----Will Hogan's movie make a dime??? After they did the little promo
for it, people just booed the tar out of it. Could this movie make
less than the others?? (That'll be a stretch).
----Were you surprised with Bischoff's announcement? They teased the
announcement for two hours, and then...pffffft. I wonder if the
people that complained about not seeing Perfect will complain.
----Jericho..Please do NOT join TEDDY "I'll make sure you lose the
match" LONG.
RAW thoughts,
I didn't care too much for the matches (Mero is beginning to job a bit
too much for my taste, and it's become tradition that prior to
Survivor Series, the teams participating at SS will do run ins and
interrupt matchs), so no biggie.
However, the Austin/Pillman thing was intense. Did you see Pillman's
eyes??? Shit, I don't care how good of a friend (or how good of an
actor you are), when I see your face like that, I'ld hate to have to
be the one looking down the barrel of a gun (loaded or not). Best
spot of the night. And Austin was intense outside, with Pillman's
friends.
This has the makings of a great angle.. Austin is great!!!!
Love ya baby...
FireBall
On Mon, 04 Nov 1996 21:44:03 GMT, 10215...@compuserve.com (Liz
Michael) wrote this little gem:
>Oye! Oye! "Mark Rose" <MR94...@caper1.uccb.ns.ca > doth spake yon
>words:
>
>>Madusa is not only ugly, but she's stupid too. When's that chick gonna
>>realize that women's wrestling is dead unless you put the chicks in bikinis
>>an in a big bowl full of mud, oil, or jello.
>
>Ah, yes. This is the intelligence level that men claim make them
>"superior". Right. And I got a bridge in Massachussetts I can sell
For fucks sake. Everytime someone tries to have an intelligent (ok
semi-intelligent) conversation along comes a 12 year old fuck with no
life giving his opinion. Like one gives a rats ass.
Oh well, since this thread is gone too hell, I'm gonna drop it....
and the killfile keeps growing.....
Mark Rose
> so what would youre advice be to a woman who has spent two years (and a
> lot of money) in college, and has found nothing there that she feels
> really passionate doing for the rest of here life...but she DOES feel
> passioate about the possibility of becoming a top female wrestler???
> would you tell her to forget every dream she ever had and get back into
> the kitchen?
> BTW---only the true assholes would answer yes to this....
>
I would say, "Honey, why don't you marry a rich guy and sit on your ass at
home watching soap operas, cleaning the house, cooking, and looking after
the kids.".
Mark
jobber
Oh oh where is joe hurry joe call someone and get his account taken
away hurry before you pee your panta you stupid piece of shit
Liz Michael
Oye! Oye! john...@mail.idt.net (FireBall) doth spake yon words:
>On Mon, 04 Nov 1996 21:44:45 GMT, 10215...@compuserve.com (Liz
>Michael) wrote this little gem:
>>I don't care whether you paid money to gawk at my tits or paid money
>>hating me and hoping I'd get my ass kicked.........you pay to see a
>>card I'm on, I still have your money. Simple?
>Are you saying that you will expose your breasts? (Or are you saying
>gawk at your cleavage???). The problem is that you cannot get my
>money because you have NOT said which fed you are in. If I don't know
>how am I supposed to root/jeer for you???
Well, I won't expose them purposely. But then I'm sure Missy Hyatt's
gem of a picture hanging in ted turner's office was accidental in
happening, so anything can happen. :-) I meant cleavage.
All I can say is contracts are currently under negotiation. :-)
>>As for Madusa, you are entitled to your opinion, but others have
>>others. She's also not exactly 21, so I don't expect her to look like
>>she is.
>Agreed. Different folks for different strokes....er...different
>strokes for different folks. I don't really care for her, simply
>because all her matches (at least on television) look alike. She gets
>tossed around the ring, and then in the last minute she wins out.
>Just like on tonights nitro (11/4/96).
I agree with you on her matches. I think she far oversells her
opponents moves....FAR more than she has to. At least the girl in
there with her tonight was a decent wrestler, but I've seen her do
this with absolute trash.
>Sable is as useless as Lothario, Teddy Long, etc.
Thank you.
> On the + side, she's better looking and has less
>of a detrimental effect on the matches than Teddy Long.
>
Can't argue with that.
>>Well, I don't think looks are all that paramount. I just have to
>>defend against allegations on this newsgroup that women have to be a
>>playboy centerfold or a supermodel to be pretty, and that a female
>Never said any of the above. You are confusing me with the sloped
>forehead individuals that post 50+ messages a day.
Yes, i am aware of such individuals around here.
>>And I continue to be amazed that you continue to want to even talk to
>>me. Or can't you resist the heat, slave?
>Come on baby, you know deep down I really love you... :-)
>Besides, no matter how much you argue with me, at least you (unlike
>all the members of my KillFile) are able to formulate sentences that I
>can understand and respond to...
>Hmmm...I wonder if this can be a new qliq. The KillFile...
Hey, whatever gimmick draws the heat. :-)
>>Resistance Is Futile! You Will service Us!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Uh.....ok.
>Actually, I was watching the last hour of nitro while I was writing
>this message (gee, how interesting was Nitro anyways??) and here's a
>few interesting things...
>----Did ya notice the Hogan doll in a noose??? Leave up to my homeys
>in Michigan to come up with something like that...
Yep.
>----Will Hogan's movie make a dime??? After they did the little promo
>for it, people just booed the tar out of it. Could this movie make
>less than the others?? (That'll be a stretch).
No/Yes.
>----Were you surprised with Bischoff's announcement? They teased the
>announcement for two hours, and then...pffffft.
I was disappointed, but it makes me think Piper will not actually
wrestle.
>----Jericho..Please do NOT join TEDDY "I'll make sure you lose the
>match" LONG.
Amen.
>RAW thoughts,
>I didn't care too much for the matches (Mero is beginning to job a bit
>too much for my taste, and it's become tradition that prior to
>Survivor Series, the teams participating at SS will do run ins and
>interrupt matchs), so no biggie.
I really don't get who came up with the bright idea for Mero to job
cleanly to the Fake Razor. Why? The Pillman angle wasn't bad, but it
needs to be sandwiched with decent matches. They seem to be
telegraphing another Sid heel turn. I mean...been there, done that,
already.
Liz Michael
>> so what would youre advice be to a woman who has spent two years (and a
>Mark
Spoken like a true asshole.
Nothing wrong with marrying a rich guy, which you probably AREN'T,
dorkface. It is better to work out and have a killer body, and write
soap operas. As to who does the cooking and cleaning.......well,
silly, everybody knows who does that .......THE SERVANTS! <Phoebe
Wallingford disdainful rant> And Fran Drescher watches the
kids....henhehnehnehnehnehnehnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karna Mehta
> I really don't get who came up with the bright idea for Mero to job
> cleanly to the Fake Razor. Why? The Pillman angle wasn't bad, but it
> needs to be sandwiched with decent matches. They seem to be
> telegraphing another Sid heel turn. I mean...been there, done that,
> already.
The Mero/Razor match was done to further the HHH/Mero angles.
I think they are telegraphing a Shawn Michaels turn, more than anything. Shawn was the
one that broke the podium. Shawn was the one that said he sprung Sid from the looney
bin.