{Poll} Best way to die?

[RSPW Rawks]

Death by sex is my favorite.

Brent Jansen shows the TRUE spirit of the pizza boys::
"and you actually TRUST us "lowly pizzaboys" to get you your food in an
edible manner? heh heh, what a gullible non-tipping customer!!"
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[Drazic The No 1 Sickboy]

Suffocating inside one of Lita's orrifices.
~~
Drazic The #1 Sickboy.

I shall celebrate the year 2001 by beheading 2001 dogs in a football stadium.
Out of the neck of each one will fly a special moth.

Its like a cube, but with its corners in the inside...

[James Dickson]

>Death by sex is my favorite.

Agreed.

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[Burnside]

Drazic The No 1 Sickboy wrote:

> Suffocating inside one of Lita's orrifices.

He wrote *best* way to die, not the worse. :)

--
Burnside <burn...@freelance.cc>
http://www.phatlex.com/burnside

[Acolyte of Glorious La Parka~]

Old age.

[Buck Naked]

There is a comment about go fuck yourself to death, but I just can't find
it.
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[yac...@webtv.net]

painlessly.:-)

[Rockboy]

Taking millions of people with you.

--
Baron von Rockboy

Everyone Is A Robot Except You
--
I believe it's my god-given right
To destroy everything in my sight
Cause it never gets dull, it never gets old
The only thing it gets is more bold

[David E. Powell]

Acolyte of Glorious La Parka~ wrote in message
<92ltq4$iir$1...@slb2.atl.mindspring.net>...
>Old age.

Preferably surrounded by family, loved ones, etc.

When you think of it, that notion tends to edge the Wild-Bunch-esque
testosterone Tom Clancy style fantasy death of going out having a .44 in
each hand, etc....

[Morgan Vening]

I think it's a difference of perspective there.

Most* people might like to be remembered for going out in a blaze of
glory, doing something honorable. But most* people would prefer to die
peacefully, in the company of loved ones.

Morgan Vening
* Most is a subjective term, and doesn't represent any actual number,
ratio or percentage.

[Michael Morbius]

That thing where they hypnotize you just before you die and you report
back on what the afterlife is like.

Or naked in a car crash with the tunage cranked to eleven. Hey--there's a
character named Chyna in that novel!

Mike
--
http://www.vcn.bc.ca/~morbius

[Burnside]

Morgan Vening wrote:

> Most* people might like to be remembered for going out in a blaze of
> glory, doing something honorable. But most* people would prefer to die
> peacefully, in the company of loved ones.

Bah! If I had the choice, I'd choose to go out kicking, screaming and
begging for forgiveness in a pool of my own urine. Everybody wants to die
peacefully and/or with dignity - I want to be the one person who (nN)
expires in total shame. Yeah!

[Morgan Vening]

On Mon, 1 Jan 2001 14:05:57 -0500, Burnside
<burn...@SPAMBUSTERfreelance.cc> wrote:

>Morgan Vening wrote:
>
>> Most* people might like to be remembered for going out in a blaze of
>> glory, doing something honorable. But most* people would prefer to die
>> peacefully, in the company of loved ones.
>
>Bah! If I had the choice, I'd choose to go out kicking, screaming and
>begging for forgiveness in a pool of my own urine. Everybody wants to die
>peacefully and/or with dignity - I want to be the one person who (nN)
>expires in total shame. Yeah!

Are you sure you want to go out that way, or just be remebered going
out that way?

Morgan Vening

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Heart failure halfway through my sex change operation and the doctors not
proceeding. Imagine the funeral.

[spike316]

Being shot by an angry father.

spike316