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Aug 31, 2004, 7:44:45 AM8/31/04
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Care for a Marlboro?

On Tue, 31 Aug 2004 11:20:39 -0000, John Henry
<j...@inSPAMBLOCKsurgent.orgy> wrote:

>As of this afternoon, it will be one week since I have had a cigarette.
>
>Do not piss me off.
>
>--
>John Henry
>www.lowgenius.com
>Why are you here?
>Remove the SPAMBLOCK and organize an orgy to reply by e-mail

Avenger
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Evil Sideshow Bob

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Aug 31, 2004, 7:45:33 AM8/31/04
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John Henry <j...@inSPAMBLOCKsurgent.orgy>, sometimes I doubt your
commitment to Sparkle Motion!

>As of this afternoon, it will be one week since I have had a cigarette.
>
>Do not piss me off.

Fuck you!

;-)


--

I've learned something, too: selling out is sweet because
when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when
you have money, you don't have to hang out with a bunch of
poor asses like you guys. Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Rawhead Rex

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Aug 31, 2004, 8:29:40 AM8/31/04
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Since you looked at me,
Drop your arms to the side and said, "I'm angry."


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He was here before Christ, before civilisation. He was king here! Rawhead,
that's what they called him! RAWHEAD! Get upstairs, fuckface - I can't keep
god waiting!

Zodiac69 864

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Aug 31, 2004, 9:19:02 AM8/31/04
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> As of this afternoon, it will be one week since I have had a cigarette.
>
> Do not piss me off.

Oh yeah... I'M VOTING FOR BUSH! BWAH HA HA HA HA!

Zodiac69
the future of RSPW
864's most promising blue chipper


©N¥ikuli, Williåm©

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Aug 31, 2004, 9:37:19 AM8/31/04
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John Henry wrote:

> Do not piss me off.

Hey, what was your thought on the RNC Day 1, such as the speech defending
the Patriot Act?

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have a top manager too" (Jose Mourinho)


BOB BARNETT

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Aug 31, 2004, 9:54:02 AM8/31/04
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©N¥ikuli, Williåm© wrote:

> John Henry wrote:
>
>
>>Do not piss me off.
>
>
> Hey, what was your thought on the RNC Day 1, such as the speech defending
> the Patriot Act?
>
>
>

If Osama ran a plane into Madison Square Garden this week-he'd get a 50%
approval rating.

Unknown

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Aug 31, 2004, 10:20:44 AM8/31/04
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Obama or Osama?

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GM Collins

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Aug 31, 2004, 2:20:21 PM8/31/04
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> As of this afternoon, it will be one week since I have had a cigarette.
>
> Do not piss me off.

Very happy I never picked up that awful habit.


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Tentacle Pr0n

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Aug 31, 2004, 5:13:20 PM8/31/04
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"John Henry" <j...@inSPAMBLOCKsurgent.orgy> wrote in message
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> As of this afternoon, it will be one week since I have had a cigarette.
>
> Do not piss me off.
>

Glad you dont smoke. I will need one after I fuck your daughter though.


Double T the Legally Blind Referee

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Aug 31, 2004, 10:39:15 PM8/31/04
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John Henry <j...@inSPAMBLOCKsurgent.orgy> wrote in
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> As of this afternoon, it will be one week since I have had a cigarette.
>
> Do not piss me off.
>

congrats


Double T
lighting up right now

Mr. B

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Sep 1, 2004, 12:12:17 AM9/1/04
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Since Kane & Lita have been married. This is indeed worthy of celebration.

"Hooters, hooters, yum, yum, yum. Hooters, hooters on a girl that's dumb." - Al
Bundy

~Iñ©üßü§~

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Sep 1, 2004, 1:20:18 AM9/1/04
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On Tue, 31 Aug 2004 21:00:54 -0000, John Henry
<j...@inSPAMBLOCKsurgent.orgy> wrote:

>GM Collins, you know who I am. But you don't...know why...I'm here.


>
>>
>>> As of this afternoon, it will be one week since I have had a cigarette.
>>>
>>> Do not piss me off.
>>
>> Very happy I never picked up that awful habit.
>

>You should be. Of all the self-destructive and ignorant things I've done
>in my life, there is none I regret as much as smoking cigarettes.

Don't try masturbating with cheese graters then !

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~Iñ©üßü§~

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Sep 1, 2004, 9:33:13 AM9/1/04
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On Wed, 01 Sep 2004 12:05:49 -0000, John Henry
<j...@inSPAMBLOCKsurgent.orgy> wrote:

>~Iñ©üßü§~, you know who I am. But you don't...know why...I'm here.

>Jesus, I just quit smoking. Now you want me to give up my sex life, too?

It's not bad unless you sneeze !

Minister Steve

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~Iñ©üßü§~ <sck...@lycos.com> wrote in message news:<qvmaj0l81vt26k398...@4ax.com>...

Good one. Let's see that's one post where you said cock smoker, and
one where you brought up masturbation.

COOL.

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Aratzio

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Sep 1, 2004, 2:53:17 PM9/1/04
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On Wed, 01 Sep 2004 18:20:39 -0000, John Henry
<j...@inSPAMBLOCKsurgent.orgy> transparently proposed:

>Minister Steve, you know who I am. But you don't...know why...I'm here.
>
>> NNTP-Posting-Host: 65.26.201.54
>
>You again? Aren't you the current holder of the Usenet Order of the Holey
>Sockpuppet because you post in such volume under so many badly disguised
>pseudonyms constantly arguing with each other...and then claim you're being
>stalked when people point out that we all know it's you?
>
>Get. A. Life.
>
>*adds this NNTP-Posting-Host line to teh lamer zoo again.*

Hey JH,
Did they poast this months k0ok ballot in RSPW?

'Ratz

Citizen_Cain

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Sep 1, 2004, 6:50:33 PM9/1/04
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"John Henry" <j...@inSPAMBLOCKsurgent.orgy> wrote in message
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> As of this afternoon, it will be one week since I have had a cigarette.
>
> Do not piss me off.


Your daughter is a whore and your sense of reality is so warped that not
even Lewis Carroll wants to go near you.

Citizen_Cain

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Sep 1, 2004, 7:10:47 PM9/1/04
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"John Henry" <j...@inSPAMBLOCKsurgent.orgy> wrote in message
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> As of this afternoon, it will be one week since I have had a cigarette.
>
> Do not piss me off.
>

-- your daughter is a whore
-- you are a failure as her father
-- you will drop out of college
-- you need to be hospitalized and put on medication
-- nobody likes you
--people laugh at you behind your back
--you're going to die of cancer before you turn 40
--Matt Hardy is gay
--as is Jeff
--you really, really, suck

Citizen_Cain

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Sep 1, 2004, 7:11:14 PM9/1/04
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What about Jesus?

Citizen_Cain

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"John Henry" <j...@inSPAMBLOCKsurgent.orgy> wrote in message
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> ©N¥ikuli, Williåm©, you know who I am. But you don't...know why...I'm
> here.
>

> > John Henry wrote:
> >
> >> Do not piss me off.
> >
> > Hey, what was your thought on the RNC Day 1, such as the speech
> defending
> > the Patriot Act?
>
> I didn't watch it - I've been tremendously busy with school and helping
> with production with a local theatre production of 'Romeo and Juliet.'
> This on top of all of my normal hobbies - which have been completely
> neglected the last couple of weeks, including RSPW, although I've been
> lurking a little bit. Plus I've got a couple of websites to build, and
> I'm learning a great deal as well; taking every inch of advantage that I
> can from the opportunity.
>
> I watched about 30 minutes of RAW last night, and that's the only TV I've
> seen in like three weeks.
>
> Any speech defending the Patriot Act is likely to have had a few viable
> points behind it, but it just as equally flawed at it's very foundation,
> just as the Act itself it.
>
> The not pissing me off thing is a joke. I'm using a nicotine inhaler,
> which makes it much easier, lowers my nicotine intake, and immediately
> eliminates the other ongoing harmful side effects of smoking. I'll
> eventually have to kick these, too, but they're kind of built for
> tapering off. For one thing, it looks like I'm walking around with a
> damn tampon applicator in my mouth. It's basically a plastic cigar-style
> tip with another tip which fits over it, containing easily replacable 4mg
> doses of nicotine vapor. I replace them about one every two to three
> hours.
>
> Seems to be working. Last time I went this long without a cigarette,
> Motley Crue was still in leather and spikes. 'Too Young To Fall In
> Love,' or thereabouts - call it twenty years. Two packs a day at least
> for twenty years, and I've gone a week without. I'm actually pretty
> happy with it, although not as happy as if I'd been able to just quit
> cold turkey. Still, it's an unquestionable improvement even after just a
> week, and I'm looking forward to many more.
>
> I still have to really work to not buy cigarettes sometimes, but
> increasingly often I just don't think about it. The inhaler object helps
> the whole hand-to-mouth thing and all the other habits that go along with
> smoking, and the inhaler contents help ease the pain of dramatic and
> complete nicotine withdrawl while also ensuring a declining desire to
> walk around with anything constantly sticking out of your mouth. It's
> funny how many things you start noticing. My daughter remarked a few
> days ago that she'd seen me habitually or instinctively avoid burning
> things with the (unlit) object in my hand at least a dozen times. I
> change my cartidges more often under stress. I look like an even bigger
> idiot than normal with this damn tampax applicator in my mouth, but give
> a shit, right, at least it isn't KILLING ME.
>
> I'm just waiting for it to finally burn down to the filter* so I can toss
> it out the damn car window.
>
> If you're trying to quit smoking, I recommend it. I've wanted to quit
> for many years, and this is the first time that I have succeeded in any
> way. I started taking wellbutrin a few months ago (as you might recall
> me mentioning) and it took the edge off some, but not enough. The
> combination ofthe two has been MUCH more effective. I started last
> Saturday, and between Saturday and Sunday I smoked maybe a pack and a
> half. Then I had like 8 on Monday, and maybe four on tuesday, and none
> since then.
>
> At which point I proceeded to get a terrible head cold. Blugh.
>
> So I can't say that I FEEL BETTER THAN I EVER HAVE, BAH GAWD!, but I am
> beginnning to notice small improvements in my endurance and physical
> ability. Plus, oddly enough, my appettite is actually suppressed by
> these things, and I believe (although I haven't checked recently) that
> I'm beginning to noticably lose weight.
>
> College is moving right along, if I can just get my ass in gear in the
> morning everything will be fine. Welcome back to coffee, John Henry.
>
> I haven't really talked about it at all since I started (at least I don't
> remember doing so here), so I'm hijacking this thread, while I'm here, to
> let everyone know what's up with college, too:
>
> I'm taking 12 credit hours after having taken exam credit on typing and
> intro to computers. First person the instructor had ever seen pass the
> test. It was mostly duh.
>
> Typing was a snap - the chore was to transcribe text for 5 minutes. You
> had to make 30 words per minute with a maximum of one error per minute
> average (i.e. five total in the document). I got something in the low-
> mid 80's, I don't have it with me right now and it was kind of a long
> time ago already, but I remember that I had one backspace (which wasn't
> counted against me) every 5 words - the same number in five minutes as my
> rated wpm, so again, around low-mid 80's. I told the instructor if I
> couldn't transcribe 30 wpm with fewer than one error per minute I'd cut
> off my fingers. That proved not to be necessary.
>
> I also had no errors. And that was trasncribing, rather than just fof
> the top of my head. I'm probably typing this at 100 wpm or close to it
> right now, legit.
>
> I rock ;-)
>
> The other classes - intro to web graphics, web design fundamentals,
> expository writing, and Intro to the Internet, which is mostly duh but
> there's no exam credit available - are all going well, but unfortunately
> spaced out so that I have to make it to campus five days a week. My
> break is on Monday, first class at noon. Every other day it's 8 or 9,
> which means I leave here not long after the kid leaves for school. Three
> days a week I get home about the same time as she does. Friday's I'm off
> around noon.
>
> THAT'S WHAT'S UP WITH ME.
>
> I haven't had time to so much as blink at George Bush or his idiots in NY
> this week. Fuck him. I'm so over and done debating about George Bush
> and his henchmen or the hands that are up his sockpuppet ass or
> whatever...not to say 'I'm over it,' just that my decision is made and
> there is frankly NOTHING that George W. Bush could do to gain my vote
> this November. It WILL NOT happen, period. I have more important things
> to do right now than be reminded of why. I know why. Because I think
> George W. Bush is a mouthy, ignorant, boorish, buffoon who has not only
> squandered an untold quantity of good will in a mere three years, but is
> badly conducting questionable wars at taxpayer expense with little to no
> demonstrable taxpayer benefit. His henchmen have ramrodded through the
> single most restrictive document in US history on the back of a national
> tragedy. They're pigs. Animals. The only decent republican that I'm
> aware of is John McCain. I'm not sure if Liz is still a registered
> republican or not.
>
> I digress. The point is that my mind is made up. I've looked at the
> facts time and time again and continuously the facts say that George W.
> Bush and the entire structure of power, connection, and money that he
> brings with him will unquestionably work in their own interests, even
> when it is against the interests of the people of the united states to do
> so, and they will use the power they have been given by the people of the
> united states to do it if they possibly can manage it. I think that is
> deplorable, and beneath contempt, and I'll not vote for anyone who I
> believe is engaged in that kind of approach to public service.
>
> THAT'S WHAT I THINK ABOUT THE ELECTION.
>
> Hi, RSPW.
>
> THAT'S WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU.
>
> Later.
>
> THAT IS WHEN I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN.
>
> [* - it's not really burning.]
>


Yay! It's been awhile since we had a "John Henry goes nuts and demonstrates
why people laugh at him" post!

Citizen_Cain

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"GM Collins" <gcollins@*SPAM*hfcc.net> wrote in message
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>
> > As of this afternoon, it will be one week since I have had a cigarette.
> >
> > Do not piss me off.
>
> Very happy I never picked up that awful habit.
>
>

Me too. Anyone who smokes is just committing suicide.

Citizen_Cain

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"John Henry" <j...@inSPAMBLOCKsurgent.orgy> wrote in message
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> GM Collins, you know who I am. But you don't...know why...I'm here.

>
> >
> >> As of this afternoon, it will be one week since I have had a cigarette.
> >>
> >> Do not piss me off.
> >
> > Very happy I never picked up that awful habit.
>
> You should be. Of all the self-destructive and ignorant things I've done
> in my life, there is none I regret as much as smoking cigarettes.
>

What about making stupid videos that the world can see and cutting your head
as part of it?
What about lying about the custody dispute between your daughter's mother
and you?
What about the other five thousand things you've done that could easily be
classified as "totally fucking stupid?"

Citizen_Cain

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"John Henry" <j...@inSPAMBLOCKsurgent.orgy> wrote in message
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> Minister Steve, you know who I am. But you don't...know why...I'm here.
>
> > NNTP-Posting-Host: 65.26.201.54
>
> You again? Aren't you the current holder of the Usenet Order of the Holey
> Sockpuppet because you post in such volume under so many badly disguised
> pseudonyms constantly arguing with each other...and then claim you're
being
> stalked when people point out that we all know it's you?
>
> Get. A. Life.
>
> *adds this NNTP-Posting-Host line to teh lamer zoo again.*
>

Are you sure it's cigarettes you're trying to quit with and not Prozac?

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what about Raven?

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