Morte Alla Italia Francias Anela
"Death to the french is Italy's cry"
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
>I REALLY HAD THAT DREAM AND I WAS SO SCARED I DIDN'T SLEEP FOR THREE
>NIGHTS. I THOUGHT THAT SLOVENLY POP MUSIC STARS ACROSS THE GLOBE WOULD
>INSTANTLY BE ASSAULTING MY PREFERRED ROUTES OF MASS TRANSIT AND EXPLODING
>THEIR OWN ASSHOLES BY LAYING JUICY FARTS ON CAMPFIRES. YOU ALL DIDNT HELP
>ME. MY BROTHER IS A COP AND I WILL HAVE HIM PUT YOU IN JAIL FOR
>THIS!!!!!11!
My people, they have no bungholes.
--
Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
Here's another portion of words for you.
Drink them in, my friend.
>I REALLY HAD THAT DREAM AND I WAS SO SCARED I DIDN'T SLEEP FOR THREE
>NIGHTS. I THOUGHT THAT SLOVENLY POP MUSIC STARS ACROSS THE GLOBE WOULD
>INSTANTLY BE ASSAULTING MY PREFERRED ROUTES OF MASS TRANSIT AND EXPLODING
>THEIR OWN ASSHOLES BY LAYING JUICY FARTS ON CAMPFIRES. YOU ALL DIDNT HELP
>ME. MY BROTHER IS A COP AND I WILL HAVE HIM PUT YOU IN JAIL FOR
>THIS!!!!!11!
POTY!
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>King Shocker <kings...@ua.org>:
>
>>I REALLY HAD THAT DREAM AND I WAS SO SCARED I DIDN'T SLEEP FOR THREE
>>NIGHTS. I THOUGHT THAT SLOVENLY POP MUSIC STARS ACROSS THE GLOBE WOULD
>>INSTANTLY BE ASSAULTING MY PREFERRED ROUTES OF MASS TRANSIT AND EXPLODING
>>THEIR OWN ASSHOLES BY LAYING JUICY FARTS ON CAMPFIRES. YOU ALL DIDNT HELP
>>ME. MY BROTHER IS A COP AND I WILL HAVE HIM PUT YOU IN JAIL FOR
>>THIS!!!!!11!
>
>My people, they have no bungholes.
So your people blow up because they are full of shit?
The Dude
And this has what to do with NYC Transit?
Do the world a favor pal... at the next opportunity, jump in front of a
subway train.
A_C
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King Shocker's posts have nothing in common with any newsgroup he posts to -
he's been posting this type of crap to alt.games.half-life for some time.
Just killfile him.
--
Gustavo
http://www.planethalflife.com/gustavo
http://www.mapcore.com/~gustavo
http://www.warthog.co.uk
No, pal, you easily manage to look a fool without help from anybody else.
> I REALLY HAD THAT DREAM AND I WAS SO SCARED I DIDN'T SLEEP FOR THREE
> NIGHTS. I THOUGHT THAT SLOVENLY POP MUSIC STARS ACROSS THE GLOBE WOULD
> INSTANTLY BE ASSAULTING MY PREFERRED ROUTES OF MASS TRANSIT AND EXPLODING
> THEIR OWN ASSHOLES BY LAYING JUICY FARTS ON CAMPFIRES. YOU ALL DIDNT HELP
> ME. MY BROTHER IS A COP AND I WILL HAVE HIM PUT YOU IN JAIL FOR
> THIS!!!!!11!
ZzZzZz...if you're going to troll, at least make an effort to make it
interesting before people killfile you.
Agent_C wrote:
> In article <MPG.14b3394df...@east.usenetserver.com>,
> King Shocker <kings...@ua.org> wrote:
> > I REALLY HAD THAT DREAM AND I WAS SO SCARED I DIDN'T SLEEP FOR THREE
> > NIGHTS. [...]
>
> And this has what to do with NYC Transit?
>
> Do the world a favor pal... at the next opportunity, jump in front of a
> subway train.
Only on the Moscow subway. In New York, a 12-9 (radio code for person
under train) will shut down service for at least 90 minutes*. Think of all
the people who'll be late to work or late getting home to dinner. In
Moscow, by contrast, the corpse is tossed aside and the train keeps running
with no more than a few minutes' delay.
* = or worse. When that guy jumped in front of the 7 at 103 Street
yesterday morning, service was suspended in both directions for two hours.
Ouch.
--
Peter Rosa
pros...@yahoo.com
R32...@aol.com
Founder,
Official Ronkonkoma Haters Association
Logic can be fun, but it can't go all the way sadly.... (I know he was being
an ass)
-Nephilem
"Paving the way with 100lbs of guided explosive."
King Shocker <kings...@ua.org> wrote in message
news:MPG.14b3394df...@east.usenetserver.com...
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"k.newnham" <k.ne...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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Romina wrote:
Brit Hume
> Brit Hume
No, "Assholes" is most definitely not british.. that's very American, we use
"arseholes" instead
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Stefan: The Fucken Show
Does it have to be moving
That would be rude.
You're so mean to me. Why?
Yes to all that he is a dedicated man
Ben Cottrell wrote:
> Veronica Miller wrote:
>
> > Brit Hume
>
> No, "Assholes" is most definitely not british.. that's very American, we use
> "arseholes" instead
Brit Hume is not british. He is American as a glass of sarcastic lemonade.
Stefan wrote:
Brit Hume is not Brit or gay. He is American and straight
as a bucket of jawbones in Prego Industrial Cynic Sauce.
Oh, I thought you meant "Brit Hume" as in an abbreviation for "British Humour" or
something like that.... I didn't know Brit Hume was a person :) .. doh!
Ben Cottrell wrote:
> Veronica Miller wrote:
>
> > > > Brit Hume
> > >
> > > No, "Assholes" is most definitely not british.. that's very American, we use
> > > "arseholes" instead
> >
> > Brit Hume is not british. He is American as a glass of sarcastic lemonade.
>
> Oh, I thought you meant "Brit Hume" as in an abbreviation for "British Humour" or
> something like that.... I didn't know Brit Hume was a person :) .. doh!
I am *not* a "person." I am the god of smug news.
King Shocker wrote:
> In article <92d6fo$gda$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, fair...@my-deja.com says...
>
> > Do the world a favor pal... at the next opportunity, jump in front of a
> > subway train.
>
> Does it have to be moving
That would help, but otherwise you could just piss on the third rail.
>And this has what to do with NYC Transit?
>
>Do the world a favor pal... at the next opportunity, jump in front of a
>subway train.
Hey, cool... a newsgroup-specific insult! In the interests of balance, feel
free to use the insult 'dunkle', inspired recently in alt.games.half-life,
but spreading rapidly over the net.
___
Neil
AKA HighVis
"You woke up this morning, you got yourself a gun"
Humm... Is it possible to get electrocuted through your urine stream?
*** !!! Ouch !!! ***
investigate, then tell us what your findings were :)
--
mo...@freeuk.com
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Its all gone horribly wrong.
Agent_C wrote:
> Peter Rosa wrote:
> >
> > That would help, but otherwise you could just piss on the third rail.
>
> Humm... Is it possible to get electrocuted through your urine stream?
Uncertain. There is one known incident of that sort, involving an
intoxicated man on the Chicago L, but there are some questions as to the
exact mechanism of his demise. It has been pointed out that Number One is
unlikely to span the full distance to the ground in a continuous stream, as
would be necessary to conduct electricity.
E J Quimby delicately related an incident on the North Jersey Rapid
Transit, which had short third rail sections (for some purpose I
forget). The employee in the dark immediately broke the circuit,
shall we say, and survived. If you observe anyone micturating
into a floor-height urinal, in the instant before the observee knocks
you unconscious you will see that the stream does span the distance.
Joe Brennan Columbia University in the City of New York
bre...@columbia.edu ("affiliation shown for identification only")
http://www.cc.columbia.edu/~brennan/rails/
Joseph Brennan wrote:
> Peter Rosa <pros...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> Humm... Is it possible to get electrocuted through your urine stream?
> >
> >Uncertain. There is one known incident of that sort, involving an
> >intoxicated man on the Chicago L, but there are some questions as to the
>
> E J Quimby delicately related an incident on the North Jersey Rapid
> Transit, which had short third rail sections (for some purpose I
> forget). The employee in the dark immediately broke the circuit,
> shall we say, and survived. If you observe anyone micturating
> into a floor-height urinal, in the instant before the observee knocks
> you unconscious you will see that the stream does span the distance.
The guy might have survived, but I'll bet his "quality of life" was severely
impaired :-)
>exact mechanism of his demise. It has been pointed out that Number One is
>unlikely to span the full distance to the ground in a continuous stream, as
>would be necessary to conduct electricity.
Pointed out by who? I don't know what sort of beer you drink, but I find
Number One not only spans the full distance to the ground in a continuous
stream, it does so for several seconds. Maybe it's the technique that's
confusing you... I'd advise against a 'stop-go' procedure.
-Nephilem
"yay"
Agent_C <fair...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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The way Niven tells it, the device is effective from the point of view of
delivering the shock to the animal's tender area, but causes the owner
some trouble from aggreived pooch owners.
--
"Everyone thinks it's funny, so I laugh too.
But on the inside I'm crying tears of wild rage as
I stab Chet in the head with a Rambo knife."
E3 round up, http://www.oldmanmurray.com
>> Humm... Is it possible to get electrocuted through your urine stream?
>>
For the definitive answer, check out the Ren and Stimpy episode with the
children's game 'Don't Whizz on the Electric Fence'...
___
Neil
AKA HighVis
"Well, zero goes into nine... Hmm. I found a bug in the calculator. Let's
just say nine times."
>In article <3a4ac670$0$7509$7f31...@news01.syd.optusnet.com.au>,
>mavb...@dingoblue.net.au says...
>> So your Brother, being a Police Officer... will have to:
>> A.) Trace us all, which requires a court order, and evidence more
>> substantial than something from a newsgroup.
>> B.) Acquire arrest warrants and in some cases request extradition of some of
>> us....
>> C.) Listen to the inane rantings of an obvious dickhead.
>>
>> Logic can be fun, but it can't go all the way sadly.... (I know he was being
>> an ass)
>>
>> -Nephilem
>> "Paving the way with 100lbs of guided explosive."
>
>Yes to all that he is a dedicated man
>
>--
And what would be the charges? Lets see.... I will call you a
retarded dickhead. Nope, thats no crime. I can killfile you... again,
no crime. Hmmm Looks like your rookie jail guard of a brother wont be
able to help you. I think the subway train was a good idea though.
WildStyle24_7 <WildSt...@seanbaby.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.14b9e7d9e...@news.cis.dfn.de...
<snip>
> Dunno for sure, but there's an anecdote in David Niven's "The Moon's a
> Balloon" in which he describes a Hollywood bar owner so sick of dogs
> urinating on the corner of his building that he rigs up a small
> electrified plate (low charge, but enough to deter) in the area in
> question.
>
> The way Niven tells it, the device is effective from the point of view of
> delivering the shock to the animal's tender area, but causes the owner
> some trouble from aggreived pooch owners.
>
> --
>
> "Everyone thinks it's funny, so I laugh too.
> But on the inside I'm crying tears of wild rage as
> I stab Chet in the head with a Rambo knife."
> E3 round up, http://www.oldmanmurray.com
Finally! Another person who has read "The Moon's a Balloon". I need to look
that one up and try it again after all these years. If it's half as
entertaining as I remember it being, it will be worth digging up. Thanks for
reminding me of it!
--
thad
eckhoff at fastband dot com
_______________________________________________
Bought my wife a mood ring the other day. When she's
in a good mood it turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it
leaves a red mark on my forehead.
_______________________________________________
Neil Jones <ne...@designumbrella.com> wrote in message
news:B6776C1A...@freedu-33-17.libertysurf.co.uk...
> In article <MPG.14b9e7d9e...@news.cis.dfn.de>,
> WildStyle24_7 <WildSt...@seanbaby.com> wrote:
>
>
> >> Humm... Is it possible to get electrocuted through your urine stream?
> >>
>
> For the definitive answer, check out the Ren and Stimpy episode with the
> children's game 'Don't Whizz on the Electric Fence'...
I have that one one videocassette. My kids beg for it all the time!
BTW, Neil, I have some New Orleans restaurant info for you. Do you want it
posted here, or emailed? If you know what part of town you're staying in, I
can probably be a little more helpful.
--
thad
eckhoff at fastband dot com
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I was recently born again. It was a deeply spiritual and
glorious experience. I can't say my mother enjoyed it a whole
lot.
---John Wing
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And what would that have to do with nyc.transit?
--
Peter T. Daniels gram...@worldnet.att.net
--
WildStyle24_7 - I am here! http://www.btinternet.com/~wildstyle24_7
"Oh, you'll work harder with a gun in your back, for a bowl of rice a
day."
Hmmmmmmmmmmm..............
/me thinks bench isn't too good at impersonating.....
Civilian_Target
Tadhg Pearson a.k.a [Vpr]Civilian_Target
tad...@bigfoot.com
ICQ: 23337589
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If you want to really get to know a man, you must walk a mile in his shoes. That way, at least if you find that you don't like him, you're a mile away from him, and you have his shoes......
Proud owner of an entire:
1/15th of an "AGHL, guess the name of that obsure novel" point
WildStyle24_7 <WildSt...@seanbaby.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.14bc58dbc...@news.cis.dfn.de...
> That day, Mon, 1 Jan 2001 21:39:17 -0600 dawned fine and sunny in
> alt.games.half-life, and Spyder Barques says to me...
> >
> > Finally! Another person who has read "The Moon's a Balloon". I need to
look
> > that one up and try it again after all these years. If it's half as
> > entertaining as I remember it being, it will be worth digging up. Thanks
for
> > reminding me of it!
> >
> Ah Spider, I always knew you to be a fellow of impeccable taste... I
> used to see copies in second hand bookstores & jumble sales etc all the
> time - just keep an eye out, it'll turn up.
>
It might be a little less common on this side of the water. I'll keep an eye
out.
It was in the school library when I was 11 or 12. I don't think that the
librarian read it or had any idea as to the contents. :-)
BTW, was the "golden 'earted 'ore" Nessie or Nellie?
--
thad
eckhoff at fastband dot com
__________________________
Bait sits in water..
Needle sharp hook awaits prey...
Where are all the fish?
Maui-...@webtv.net
___________________________
-Nephilem
"It wasn't me... just 'cos I have a smoking gun and it was pointing in his
general direction, it doesn't mean I shot him..."
Crosis <cro...@bitemyass.com> wrote in message
news:3a5203aa.1700796@news-server...
>And what would that have to do with nyc.transit?
Easy cowboy, it was just someone else not noticing the amazing range of
this crosspost. I doubt this aligment will occur again this century, so
enjoy the cultural cross-pollination while you can.
Oh, and have 10 'Duck! Strange newsgroup on collision course!!' points
while you're at it...
___
Neil
AKA HighVis
proud owner of:
20 'Movie quote getter' points
10 'definition king' points
5 "Decloaked before there were decloaking points" points
10 'I saved Bold' points
2 "I read a stupidly long, pointless, post" points
5 "I got a Wrong Movie Quote Right" points
I give out:
'Point Beggar' points
'excellent phrase, dude' points
'de-cloaking' points
'I thought I could live without aghl; *sob* - I was wrong' points
'special dispensation to break normal rules' points (*exceedingly* rare)
'masterly understatement' points
'Jesus H Goddancing Christ, I have SEEN the light!' points
'I was NEVER confused!' points
'just fishing' points
'Aargh - the net cops have got me!' points
'Oops, I made a name-related pun... sorry everyone' points
'Duck! Strange newsgroup on collision course!!' points
'They won't be interested in that, surely... oh what the hell, I'll tell
them anyway' points
'Your story has touched my heart' points
'Excellent post, dude' points
> >> > Brit Hume is not british. He is American as a glass of sarcastic lemonade.
> >>
> >> Oh, I thought you meant "Brit Hume" as in an abbreviation for "British Humour" or
> >> something like that.... I didn't know Brit Hume was a person :) .. doh!
> >
> >I am *not* a "person." I am the god of smug news.
>
> Hmmmmmmmmmmm..............
>
> /me thinks bench isn't too good at impersonating.....
/me thinks Civilian_Target hasn't looked at the message headers.........
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hARAsMENT
> I can killfile you... again,
> no crime.
KILLING IS MURDER AND YOU CAN GET HTE CHAIR FOR THAT.
> Hmmm Looks like your rookie jail guard of a brother wont be
> able to help you. I think the subway train was a good idea though.
YOU GOING TO A PRISON!
--
Morte Alla Italia Francias Anela
"Death to the french is Italy's cry"
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.