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YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES FOR MAKING FUN OF ME

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King Shocker

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Dec 26, 2000, 11:25:34 PM12/26/00
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I REALLY HAD THAT DREAM AND I WAS SO SCARED I DIDN'T SLEEP FOR THREE
NIGHTS. I THOUGHT THAT SLOVENLY POP MUSIC STARS ACROSS THE GLOBE WOULD
INSTANTLY BE ASSAULTING MY PREFERRED ROUTES OF MASS TRANSIT AND EXPLODING
THEIR OWN ASSHOLES BY LAYING JUICY FARTS ON CAMPFIRES. YOU ALL DIDNT HELP
ME. MY BROTHER IS A COP AND I WILL HAVE HIM PUT YOU IN JAIL FOR
THIS!!!!!11!
--

Morte Alla Italia Francias Anela
"Death to the french is Italy's cry"

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Fred Ziffel

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Dec 26, 2000, 11:38:09 PM12/26/00
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King Shocker <kings...@ua.org>:

>I REALLY HAD THAT DREAM AND I WAS SO SCARED I DIDN'T SLEEP FOR THREE
>NIGHTS. I THOUGHT THAT SLOVENLY POP MUSIC STARS ACROSS THE GLOBE WOULD
>INSTANTLY BE ASSAULTING MY PREFERRED ROUTES OF MASS TRANSIT AND EXPLODING
>THEIR OWN ASSHOLES BY LAYING JUICY FARTS ON CAMPFIRES. YOU ALL DIDNT HELP
>ME. MY BROTHER IS A COP AND I WILL HAVE HIM PUT YOU IN JAIL FOR
>THIS!!!!!11!

My people, they have no bungholes.


--

Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)

Here's another portion of words for you.
Drink them in, my friend.

vacant

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Dec 26, 2000, 11:53:53 PM12/26/00
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There really is a covert operation going on along those lines. Given that you
have exposed it, I would watch your ass. I'm already in hiding for what I
know.

Paladin

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Dec 26, 2000, 11:56:18 PM12/26/00
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On 26 Dec 2000, King Shocker huffed, puffed, and said:

>I REALLY HAD THAT DREAM AND I WAS SO SCARED I DIDN'T SLEEP FOR THREE
>NIGHTS. I THOUGHT THAT SLOVENLY POP MUSIC STARS ACROSS THE GLOBE WOULD
>INSTANTLY BE ASSAULTING MY PREFERRED ROUTES OF MASS TRANSIT AND EXPLODING
>THEIR OWN ASSHOLES BY LAYING JUICY FARTS ON CAMPFIRES. YOU ALL DIDNT HELP
>ME. MY BROTHER IS A COP AND I WILL HAVE HIM PUT YOU IN JAIL FOR
>THIS!!!!!11!

POTY!


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The Dude

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Dec 27, 2000, 12:35:08 AM12/27/00
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On Tue, 26 Dec 2000 23:38:09 -0500, Fred Ziffel <zif...@ftp.porn.org>
wrote:

>King Shocker <kings...@ua.org>:
>
>>I REALLY HAD THAT DREAM AND I WAS SO SCARED I DIDN'T SLEEP FOR THREE
>>NIGHTS. I THOUGHT THAT SLOVENLY POP MUSIC STARS ACROSS THE GLOBE WOULD
>>INSTANTLY BE ASSAULTING MY PREFERRED ROUTES OF MASS TRANSIT AND EXPLODING
>>THEIR OWN ASSHOLES BY LAYING JUICY FARTS ON CAMPFIRES. YOU ALL DIDNT HELP
>>ME. MY BROTHER IS A COP AND I WILL HAVE HIM PUT YOU IN JAIL FOR
>>THIS!!!!!11!
>
>My people, they have no bungholes.

So your people blow up because they are full of shit?


The Dude

Agent_C

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Dec 27, 2000, 11:47:53 AM12/27/00
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In article <MPG.14b3394df...@east.usenetserver.com>,

King Shocker <kings...@ua.org> wrote:
> I REALLY HAD THAT DREAM AND I WAS SO SCARED I DIDN'T SLEEP FOR THREE
> NIGHTS. [...]

And this has what to do with NYC Transit?

Do the world a favor pal... at the next opportunity, jump in front of a
subway train.

A_C


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Gustavo

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Dec 27, 2000, 1:20:34 PM12/27/00
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"Agent_C" <fair...@my-deja.com> wrote in message

> And this has what to do with NYC Transit?

King Shocker's posts have nothing in common with any newsgroup he posts to -
he's been posting this type of crap to alt.games.half-life for some time.
Just killfile him.

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Gustavo

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Dec 27, 2000, 1:28:55 PM12/27/00
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"King Shocker" <kings...@ua.org> wrote in message
Re: YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES FOR MAKING FUN OF ME

No, pal, you easily manage to look a fool without help from anybody else.

> I REALLY HAD THAT DREAM AND I WAS SO SCARED I DIDN'T SLEEP FOR THREE
> NIGHTS. I THOUGHT THAT SLOVENLY POP MUSIC STARS ACROSS THE GLOBE WOULD
> INSTANTLY BE ASSAULTING MY PREFERRED ROUTES OF MASS TRANSIT AND EXPLODING
> THEIR OWN ASSHOLES BY LAYING JUICY FARTS ON CAMPFIRES. YOU ALL DIDNT HELP
> ME. MY BROTHER IS A COP AND I WILL HAVE HIM PUT YOU IN JAIL FOR
> THIS!!!!!11!

ZzZzZz...if you're going to troll, at least make an effort to make it
interesting before people killfile you.

Peter Rosa

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Dec 27, 2000, 10:36:57 PM12/27/00
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Agent_C wrote:

> In article <MPG.14b3394df...@east.usenetserver.com>,
> King Shocker <kings...@ua.org> wrote:
> > I REALLY HAD THAT DREAM AND I WAS SO SCARED I DIDN'T SLEEP FOR THREE
> > NIGHTS. [...]
>
> And this has what to do with NYC Transit?
>
> Do the world a favor pal... at the next opportunity, jump in front of a
> subway train.

Only on the Moscow subway. In New York, a 12-9 (radio code for person
under train) will shut down service for at least 90 minutes*. Think of all
the people who'll be late to work or late getting home to dinner. In
Moscow, by contrast, the corpse is tossed aside and the train keeps running
with no more than a few minutes' delay.
* = or worse. When that guy jumped in front of the 7 at 103 Street
yesterday morning, service was suspended in both directions for two hours.
Ouch.

--
Peter Rosa
pros...@yahoo.com
R32...@aol.com
Founder,
Official Ronkonkoma Haters Association

Nephilem

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Dec 27, 2000, 11:55:50 PM12/27/00
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So your Brother, being a Police Officer... will have to:
A.) Trace us all, which requires a court order, and evidence more
substantial than something from a newsgroup.
B.) Acquire arrest warrants and in some cases request extradition of some of
us....
C.) Listen to the inane rantings of an obvious dickhead.

Logic can be fun, but it can't go all the way sadly.... (I know he was being
an ass)

-Nephilem
"Paving the way with 100lbs of guided explosive."

King Shocker <kings...@ua.org> wrote in message

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k.newnham

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Dec 28, 2000, 9:14:39 PM12/28/00
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You are obviously a freak. Are you an any kind of medication? Try rimming
yourself with a cattleprod you gibbering buffoon.


Romina

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Dec 28, 2000, 10:51:22 PM12/28/00
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who are you talking about?

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Veronica Miller

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Dec 29, 2000, 12:00:13 AM12/29/00
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Romina wrote:

Brit Hume

Ben Cottrell

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Dec 29, 2000, 3:51:35 PM12/29/00
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Veronica Miller wrote:

> Brit Hume

No, "Assholes" is most definitely not british.. that's very American, we use
"arseholes" instead

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Stefan

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Dec 29, 2000, 5:18:41 PM12/29/00
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Ben Cottrell wrote in message <3A4CF957...@virgin.net>...

>Veronica Miller wrote:
>
>> Brit Hume
>
>No, "Assholes" is most definitely not british.. that's very American, we
use
>"arseholes" instead

See? People in Britain really are gay....


Stefan: The Fucken Show


King Shocker

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Dec 29, 2000, 11:11:40 PM12/29/00
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In article <92d6fo$gda$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, fair...@my-deja.com says...

> In article <MPG.14b3394df...@east.usenetserver.com>,
> King Shocker <kings...@ua.org> wrote:
> > I REALLY HAD THAT DREAM AND I WAS SO SCARED I DIDN'T SLEEP FOR THREE
> > NIGHTS. [...]
>
> And this has what to do with NYC Transit?
>
> Do the world a favor pal... at the next opportunity, jump in front of a
> subway train.

Does it have to be moving

King Shocker

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Dec 29, 2000, 11:11:51 PM12/29/00
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In article <92dbm3$juk$1...@neptunium.btinternet.com>,
gus...@planethalflife.com says...

> "Agent_C" <fair...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> > And this has what to do with NYC Transit?
>
> King Shocker's posts have nothing in common with any newsgroup he posts to -
> he's been posting this type of crap to alt.games.half-life for some time.
> Just killfile him.

That would be rude.

King Shocker

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Dec 29, 2000, 11:12:24 PM12/29/00
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In article <92dc5n$lbd$1...@plutonium.btinternet.com>,
gus...@planethalflife.com says...

> "King Shocker" <kings...@ua.org> wrote in message
> Re: YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES FOR MAKING FUN OF ME
>
> No, pal, you easily manage to look a fool without help from anybody else.
>
> > I REALLY HAD THAT DREAM AND I WAS SO SCARED I DIDN'T SLEEP FOR THREE
> > NIGHTS. I THOUGHT THAT SLOVENLY POP MUSIC STARS ACROSS THE GLOBE WOULD
> > INSTANTLY BE ASSAULTING MY PREFERRED ROUTES OF MASS TRANSIT AND EXPLODING
> > THEIR OWN ASSHOLES BY LAYING JUICY FARTS ON CAMPFIRES. YOU ALL DIDNT HELP
> > ME. MY BROTHER IS A COP AND I WILL HAVE HIM PUT YOU IN JAIL FOR
> > THIS!!!!!11!
>
> ZzZzZz...if you're going to troll, at least make an effort to make it
> interesting before people killfile you.


You're so mean to me. Why?

King Shocker

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Dec 29, 2000, 11:12:46 PM12/29/00
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In article <3a4ac670$0$7509$7f31...@news01.syd.optusnet.com.au>,
mavb...@dingoblue.net.au says...

> So your Brother, being a Police Officer... will have to:
> A.) Trace us all, which requires a court order, and evidence more
> substantial than something from a newsgroup.
> B.) Acquire arrest warrants and in some cases request extradition of some of
> us....
> C.) Listen to the inane rantings of an obvious dickhead.
>
> Logic can be fun, but it can't go all the way sadly.... (I know he was being
> an ass)
>
> -Nephilem
> "Paving the way with 100lbs of guided explosive."

Yes to all that he is a dedicated man

Veronica Miller

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Dec 30, 2000, 2:54:12 PM12/30/00
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Ben Cottrell wrote:

> Veronica Miller wrote:
>
> > Brit Hume
>
> No, "Assholes" is most definitely not british.. that's very American, we use
> "arseholes" instead

Brit Hume is not british. He is American as a glass of sarcastic lemonade.


Veronica Miller

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Dec 30, 2000, 2:57:52 PM12/30/00
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Stefan wrote:

Brit Hume is not Brit or gay. He is American and straight
as a bucket of jawbones in Prego Industrial Cynic Sauce.

Ben Cottrell

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Veronica Miller wrote:

Oh, I thought you meant "Brit Hume" as in an abbreviation for "British Humour" or
something like that.... I didn't know Brit Hume was a person :) .. doh!

Brit Hume

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Dec 30, 2000, 3:29:16 PM12/30/00
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Ben Cottrell wrote:

> Veronica Miller wrote:
>
> > > > Brit Hume
> > >
> > > No, "Assholes" is most definitely not british.. that's very American, we use
> > > "arseholes" instead
> >
> > Brit Hume is not british. He is American as a glass of sarcastic lemonade.
>
> Oh, I thought you meant "Brit Hume" as in an abbreviation for "British Humour" or
> something like that.... I didn't know Brit Hume was a person :) .. doh!

I am *not* a "person." I am the god of smug news.

Peter Rosa

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Dec 30, 2000, 3:34:22 PM12/30/00
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King Shocker wrote:

> In article <92d6fo$gda$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, fair...@my-deja.com says...
>

> > Do the world a favor pal... at the next opportunity, jump in front of a
> > subway train.
>
> Does it have to be moving

That would help, but otherwise you could just piss on the third rail.

Neil Jones

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Dec 30, 2000, 4:18:49 PM12/30/00
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In article <92d6fo$gda$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
Agent_C <fair...@my-deja.com> wrote:


>And this has what to do with NYC Transit?
>
>Do the world a favor pal... at the next opportunity, jump in front of a
>subway train.

Hey, cool... a newsgroup-specific insult! In the interests of balance, feel
free to use the insult 'dunkle', inspired recently in alt.games.half-life,
but spreading rapidly over the net.

___
Neil
AKA HighVis

"You woke up this morning, you got yourself a gun"

Agent_C

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Dec 30, 2000, 8:20:39 PM12/30/00
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Peter Rosa wrote:
>
> That would help, but otherwise you could just piss on the third rail.

Humm... Is it possible to get electrocuted through your urine stream?

*** !!! Ouch !!! ***

handell

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Dec 30, 2000, 8:42:02 PM12/30/00
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Agent_C <fair...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:92m1l4$71e$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...

> Peter Rosa wrote:
> >
> > That would help, but otherwise you could just piss on the third rail.
>
> Humm... Is it possible to get electrocuted through your urine stream?
>
> *** !!! Ouch !!! ***

investigate, then tell us what your findings were :)
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Peter Rosa

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Dec 30, 2000, 10:11:15 PM12/30/00
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Agent_C wrote:

> Peter Rosa wrote:
> >
> > That would help, but otherwise you could just piss on the third rail.
>
> Humm... Is it possible to get electrocuted through your urine stream?

Uncertain. There is one known incident of that sort, involving an
intoxicated man on the Chicago L, but there are some questions as to the
exact mechanism of his demise. It has been pointed out that Number One is
unlikely to span the full distance to the ground in a continuous stream, as
would be necessary to conduct electricity.

Joseph Brennan

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Dec 31, 2000, 3:44:06 PM12/31/00
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Peter Rosa <pros...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Humm... Is it possible to get electrocuted through your urine stream?
>
>Uncertain. There is one known incident of that sort, involving an
>intoxicated man on the Chicago L, but there are some questions as to the


E J Quimby delicately related an incident on the North Jersey Rapid
Transit, which had short third rail sections (for some purpose I
forget). The employee in the dark immediately broke the circuit,
shall we say, and survived. If you observe anyone micturating
into a floor-height urinal, in the instant before the observee knocks
you unconscious you will see that the stream does span the distance.

Joe Brennan Columbia University in the City of New York
bre...@columbia.edu ("affiliation shown for identification only")
http://www.cc.columbia.edu/~brennan/rails/

Peter Rosa

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Joseph Brennan wrote:

> Peter Rosa <pros...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> Humm... Is it possible to get electrocuted through your urine stream?
> >
> >Uncertain. There is one known incident of that sort, involving an
> >intoxicated man on the Chicago L, but there are some questions as to the
>
> E J Quimby delicately related an incident on the North Jersey Rapid
> Transit, which had short third rail sections (for some purpose I
> forget). The employee in the dark immediately broke the circuit,
> shall we say, and survived. If you observe anyone micturating
> into a floor-height urinal, in the instant before the observee knocks
> you unconscious you will see that the stream does span the distance.

The guy might have survived, but I'll bet his "quality of life" was severely
impaired :-)

Neil Jones

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Dec 31, 2000, 7:42:59 PM12/31/00
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In article <3A4EA3D2...@prodigy.net>,
Peter Rosa <PR...@prodigy.net> wrote:


>exact mechanism of his demise. It has been pointed out that Number One is
>unlikely to span the full distance to the ground in a continuous stream, as
>would be necessary to conduct electricity.

Pointed out by who? I don't know what sort of beer you drink, but I find
Number One not only spans the full distance to the ground in a continuous
stream, it does so for several seconds. Maybe it's the technique that's
confusing you... I'd advise against a 'stop-go' procedure.

Nephilem

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Dec 31, 2000, 11:43:45 AM12/31/00
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Yes it is. A friend decided to piss on a fence in a cow paddock. 'cept he
pissed on the wire with current... suffice to say, he didn't enjoy the
experience.

-Nephilem
"yay"

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WildStyle24_7

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That day, Sun, 31 Dec 2000 01:20:39 GMT dawned fine and sunny in
alt.games.half-life, and Agent_C says to me...

>
> Humm... Is it possible to get electrocuted through your urine stream?
>
Dunno for sure, but there's an anecdote in David Niven's "The Moon's a
Balloon" in which he describes a Hollywood bar owner so sick of dogs
urinating on the corner of his building that he rigs up a small
electrified plate (low charge, but enough to deter) in the area in
question.

The way Niven tells it, the device is effective from the point of view of
delivering the shock to the animal's tender area, but causes the owner
some trouble from aggreived pooch owners.

--

"Everyone thinks it's funny, so I laugh too.
But on the inside I'm crying tears of wild rage as
I stab Chet in the head with a Rambo knife."
E3 round up, http://www.oldmanmurray.com

Neil Jones

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In article <MPG.14b9e7d9e...@news.cis.dfn.de>,
WildStyle24_7 <WildSt...@seanbaby.com> wrote:


>> Humm... Is it possible to get electrocuted through your urine stream?
>>

For the definitive answer, check out the Ren and Stimpy episode with the
children's game 'Don't Whizz on the Electric Fence'...

___
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AKA HighVis

"Well, zero goes into nine... Hmm. I found a bug in the calculator. Let's
just say nine times."

Crosis

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Jan 2, 2001, 11:41:07 AM1/2/01
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On Fri, 29 Dec 2000 23:12:46 -0500, King Shocker <kings...@ua.org>
wrote:

>In article <3a4ac670$0$7509$7f31...@news01.syd.optusnet.com.au>,
>mavb...@dingoblue.net.au says...
>> So your Brother, being a Police Officer... will have to:
>> A.) Trace us all, which requires a court order, and evidence more
>> substantial than something from a newsgroup.
>> B.) Acquire arrest warrants and in some cases request extradition of some of
>> us....
>> C.) Listen to the inane rantings of an obvious dickhead.
>>
>> Logic can be fun, but it can't go all the way sadly.... (I know he was being
>> an ass)
>>
>> -Nephilem
>> "Paving the way with 100lbs of guided explosive."
>
>Yes to all that he is a dedicated man
>
>--

And what would be the charges? Lets see.... I will call you a
retarded dickhead. Nope, thats no crime. I can killfile you... again,
no crime. Hmmm Looks like your rookie jail guard of a brother wont be
able to help you. I think the subway train was a good idea though.

Spyder Barques

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WildStyle24_7 <WildSt...@seanbaby.com> wrote in message
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<snip>


> Dunno for sure, but there's an anecdote in David Niven's "The Moon's a
> Balloon" in which he describes a Hollywood bar owner so sick of dogs
> urinating on the corner of his building that he rigs up a small
> electrified plate (low charge, but enough to deter) in the area in
> question.
>
> The way Niven tells it, the device is effective from the point of view of
> delivering the shock to the animal's tender area, but causes the owner
> some trouble from aggreived pooch owners.
>
> --
>
> "Everyone thinks it's funny, so I laugh too.
> But on the inside I'm crying tears of wild rage as
> I stab Chet in the head with a Rambo knife."
> E3 round up, http://www.oldmanmurray.com

Finally! Another person who has read "The Moon's a Balloon". I need to look
that one up and try it again after all these years. If it's half as
entertaining as I remember it being, it will be worth digging up. Thanks for
reminding me of it!


--
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eckhoff at fastband dot com
_______________________________________________
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in a good mood it turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it
leaves a red mark on my forehead.
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Spyder Barques

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Neil Jones <ne...@designumbrella.com> wrote in message
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> In article <MPG.14b9e7d9e...@news.cis.dfn.de>,
> WildStyle24_7 <WildSt...@seanbaby.com> wrote:
>
>
> >> Humm... Is it possible to get electrocuted through your urine stream?
> >>
>
> For the definitive answer, check out the Ren and Stimpy episode with the
> children's game 'Don't Whizz on the Electric Fence'...

I have that one one videocassette. My kids beg for it all the time!

BTW, Neil, I have some New Orleans restaurant info for you. Do you want it
posted here, or emailed? If you know what part of town you're staying in, I
can probably be a little more helpful.

--
thad
eckhoff at fastband dot com

------------------------------------------------------------

I was recently born again. It was a deeply spiritual and
glorious experience. I can't say my mother enjoyed it a whole
lot.
---John Wing

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Peter T. Daniels

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Jan 2, 2001, 2:06:42 PM1/2/01
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Spyder Barques wrote:
>
> Neil Jones <ne...@designumbrella.com> wrote in message
> news:B6776C1A...@freedu-33-17.libertysurf.co.uk...
> > In article <MPG.14b9e7d9e...@news.cis.dfn.de>,
> > WildStyle24_7 <WildSt...@seanbaby.com> wrote:
> >
> >
> > >> Humm... Is it possible to get electrocuted through your urine stream?
> > >>
> >
> > For the definitive answer, check out the Ren and Stimpy episode with the
> > children's game 'Don't Whizz on the Electric Fence'...
>
> I have that one one videocassette. My kids beg for it all the time!
>
> BTW, Neil, I have some New Orleans restaurant info for you. Do you want it
> posted here, or emailed? If you know what part of town you're staying in, I
> can probably be a little more helpful.

And what would that have to do with nyc.transit?
--
Peter T. Daniels gram...@worldnet.att.net

WildStyle24_7

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That day, Mon, 1 Jan 2001 21:39:17 -0600 dawned fine and sunny in
alt.games.half-life, and Spyder Barques says to me...

>
> Finally! Another person who has read "The Moon's a Balloon". I need to look
> that one up and try it again after all these years. If it's half as
> entertaining as I remember it being, it will be worth digging up. Thanks for
> reminding me of it!
>
Ah Spider, I always knew you to be a fellow of impeccable taste... I
used to see copies in second hand bookstores & jumble sales etc all the
time - just keep an eye out, it'll turn up.

--

WildStyle24_7 - I am here! http://www.btinternet.com/~wildstyle24_7

"Oh, you'll work harder with a gun in your back, for a bowl of rice a
day."

Civilian_Target

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Jan 2, 2001, 7:49:59 PM1/2/01
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm..............

/me thinks bench isn't too good at impersonating.....

Civilian_Target
Tadhg Pearson a.k.a [Vpr]Civilian_Target
tad...@bigfoot.com
ICQ: 23337589
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If you want to really get to know a man, you must walk a mile in his shoes. That way, at least if you find that you don't like him, you're a mile away from him, and you have his shoes......

Proud owner of an entire:

1/15th of an "AGHL, guess the name of that obsure novel" point

Spyder Barques

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Jan 2, 2001, 8:49:23 PM1/2/01
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WildStyle24_7 <WildSt...@seanbaby.com> wrote in message

news:MPG.14bc58dbc...@news.cis.dfn.de...


> That day, Mon, 1 Jan 2001 21:39:17 -0600 dawned fine and sunny in
> alt.games.half-life, and Spyder Barques says to me...
> >
> > Finally! Another person who has read "The Moon's a Balloon". I need to
look
> > that one up and try it again after all these years. If it's half as
> > entertaining as I remember it being, it will be worth digging up. Thanks
for
> > reminding me of it!
> >
> Ah Spider, I always knew you to be a fellow of impeccable taste... I
> used to see copies in second hand bookstores & jumble sales etc all the
> time - just keep an eye out, it'll turn up.
>

It might be a little less common on this side of the water. I'll keep an eye
out.
It was in the school library when I was 11 or 12. I don't think that the
librarian read it or had any idea as to the contents. :-)
BTW, was the "golden 'earted 'ore" Nessie or Nellie?


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thad
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Bait sits in water..
Needle sharp hook awaits prey...
Where are all the fish?

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Nephilem

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Jan 2, 2001, 11:49:24 PM1/2/01
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How about a road train? Sure subway trains are all well and good... but they
don't have cow catchers on the front now do they? If they did... they'd have
to be spiked... :)
"Control to train 4, be advised, there's a person on the tracks."
"Roger control, deploying Spiked Cow Catcher..."

-Nephilem
"It wasn't me... just 'cos I have a smoking gun and it was pointing in his
general direction, it doesn't mean I shot him..."

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Neil Jones

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Jan 3, 2001, 7:28:11 AM1/3/01
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In article <3A5226...@worldnet.att.net>,

"Peter T. Daniels" <gram...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:


>And what would that have to do with nyc.transit?

Easy cowboy, it was just someone else not noticing the amazing range of
this crosspost. I doubt this aligment will occur again this century, so
enjoy the cultural cross-pollination while you can.

Oh, and have 10 'Duck! Strange newsgroup on collision course!!' points
while you're at it...

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Neil
AKA HighVis

proud owner of:
20 'Movie quote getter' points
10 'definition king' points
5 "Decloaked before there were decloaking points" points
10 'I saved Bold' points
2 "I read a stupidly long, pointless, post" points
5 "I got a Wrong Movie Quote Right" points

I give out:
'Point Beggar' points
'excellent phrase, dude' points
'de-cloaking' points
'I thought I could live without aghl; *sob* - I was wrong' points
'special dispensation to break normal rules' points (*exceedingly* rare)
'masterly understatement' points
'Jesus H Goddancing Christ, I have SEEN the light!' points
'I was NEVER confused!' points
'just fishing' points
'Aargh - the net cops have got me!' points
'Oops, I made a name-related pun... sorry everyone' points
'Duck! Strange newsgroup on collision course!!' points
'They won't be interested in that, surely... oh what the hell, I'll tell
them anyway' points
'Your story has touched my heart' points
'Excellent post, dude' points

Ben Cottrell

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Jan 3, 2001, 4:49:15 PM1/3/01
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Civilian_Target wrote:

> >> > Brit Hume is not british. He is American as a glass of sarcastic lemonade.
> >>
> >> Oh, I thought you meant "Brit Hume" as in an abbreviation for "British Humour" or
> >> something like that.... I didn't know Brit Hume was a person :) .. doh!
> >
> >I am *not* a "person." I am the god of smug news.
>
> Hmmmmmmmmmmm..............
>
> /me thinks bench isn't too good at impersonating.....

/me thinks Civilian_Target hasn't looked at the message headers.........

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King Shocker

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Jan 2, 2001, 11:58:46 PM1/2/01
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In article <3a5203aa.1700796@news-server>, cro...@bitemyass.com says...

> On Fri, 29 Dec 2000 23:12:46 -0500, King Shocker <kings...@ua.org>
> wrote:
>
> >In article <3a4ac670$0$7509$7f31...@news01.syd.optusnet.com.au>,
> >mavb...@dingoblue.net.au says...
> >> So your Brother, being a Police Officer... will have to:
> >> A.) Trace us all, which requires a court order, and evidence more
> >> substantial than something from a newsgroup.
> >> B.) Acquire arrest warrants and in some cases request extradition of some of
> >> us....
> >> C.) Listen to the inane rantings of an obvious dickhead.
> >>
> >> Logic can be fun, but it can't go all the way sadly.... (I know he was being
> >> an ass)
> >>
> >> -Nephilem
> >> "Paving the way with 100lbs of guided explosive."
> >
> >Yes to all that he is a dedicated man
> >
> >--
> And what would be the charges? Lets see.... I will call you a
> retarded dickhead. Nope, thats no crime.

hARAsMENT

> I can killfile you... again,
> no crime.

KILLING IS MURDER AND YOU CAN GET HTE CHAIR FOR THAT.

> Hmmm Looks like your rookie jail guard of a brother wont be
> able to help you. I think the subway train was a good idea though.

YOU GOING TO A PRISON!


--

Morte Alla Italia Francias Anela
"Death to the french is Italy's cry"

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

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