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"Bad Boy" Steve Black
> >Next match is Tim Horner versus Arn Anderson. OH, the word is that Bad
> >Brad Armstrong was fired recently from WCW for marijuana use.
> Well then he should have a job by tomorrow with ECW.
Maybe I'm not privy to some of your information, Ev, but I find it hard
to believe that Paul E. would want somebody drugged up that's on his payroll.
(Granted, he keeps Benoit who, as good as he is, is more juiced up than an
orchard full of oranges, but still, as far as I'm aware steroids aren't a
mind-altering drug.)
> > I just don't know.
> >Dallas apparently has decided to be a walking catalog for tatoo shops
> >everywhere. Since he has not talent, other than his beautiful wife, he
> >MUST be good friends with Bischoff.
> Ummm, DDP is one of the more underrated wrestlers in the business (as proven
> by your statement of him not having talent). His problem is that he's misused
> all over.
I agree that Page does have some potential...but I'm kinda wondering
right now how he *can* be used in a profitable manner. If you're booking
him, how would you do it? I'm at a loss myself.
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Evan Schlesinger
Dagan LaMont Burrell <hi...@atl1.america.net> wrote:
>Word from the Hummingbird was that he believed that Hacksaw Jim Duggan
>was "that way." Don't know what "that way" is? Well, let's say that, if
>he'd played offensive line instead of linebacker, he'd have wanted to be
>the center so the quarterback could have his hands up his butt all the
>time, okay? Hope I helped you out there.
FWIW, and this doesn't necessarily mean anything, but Duggan is
married with children. More often than not, that does mean something.
> He also had some wild story
>about Tammy Fytch, Rex King, and the Dirty White Girl having a "less than
>romantic interlude" which involved much sweating and animal noises, as
>well as an interesting conclusion of Chris Candido walking in on them,
>and Tony Anthony disbelieving Chris' story when told. Gotta love the
>wholesome people involved in this business, don't you?
>
Not that these kinds of stories aren't possible in this biz, but considering
how Tammy and DWG do not get along, I'm gonna have to say that this didn't
happen. Senor Hummingbird was doing a lot of chirping.
>Next match is Tim Horner versus Arn Anderson. OH, the word is that Bad
>Brad Armstrong was fired recently from WCW for marijuana use.
Well then he should have a job by tomorrow with ECW.
> I just don't know.
>Dallas apparently has decided to be a walking catalog for tatoo shops
>everywhere. Since he has not talent, other than his beautiful wife, he
>MUST be good friends with Bischoff.
Ummm, DDP is one of the more underrated wrestlers in the business (as proven
by your statement of him not having talent). His problem is that he's misused
all over.
>Alex Wright versus (WHOOOOOO) Ric Flair. After seeing this match, I'm
>definitely growing to like Wright. He missed some spots, but his
>recoveries were good, and he pushed himself against a man who in his
>forties is STILL one of the great workers of this or any other day.
(snicker) be serious.
>Flair with his usual freakin' thunderous chops.
Bout all he has left.
EVAN
No taglines necessary.
Michael D Crockett
: The evening begins with:... a Sting interview.
WAIT! I thought he was going to the WWF? ;)
[compressed]
: The guy's(Renegade) talented, but he's clumsy as hell. Weird combination.
I've seen him do a hangspring elbow before. You're right about the fact
that he's got some skills, but he don't have a clue about how to put it
all together. The tape editors must cringe at the sight of him. :)
[compressed]
: The term for the Saggs finisher, is the "Shitty Elbow." I believe him.
Or as Heenan calls it, "The Five Point Landing".
Speaking of the Nasties, I've noticed that they call "The Pit Stop"...
"Pitty City" in WCW. Now, you can't tell me Vince copyrighted the name of a
move that's payoff is a face full or armpit! :)
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University of Massachusetts Amherst, MA
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And
I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
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Evan Schlesinger
Zeke M. Towson <br...@freenet.HSC.Colorado.EDU> wrote:
>
> These quotes have been "space compressed."
>In a previous article,
>>On 12 May 1995, Evan Schlesinger wrote:
>>> >Brad Armstrong was fired recently from WCW for marijuana use.
>>> Well then he should have a job by tomorrow with ECW.
>>
>>to believe that Paul E. would want somebody drugged up that's on his payroll.
>>(Granted, he keeps Benoit who, as good as he is, is more juiced up than an
>>orchard full of oranges, but still, as far as I'm aware steroids aren't a
>>mind-altering drug.)
>
>from irratibility, short-tempers and eventually their brain turns into the
>shape of a cue-ball, there are no psychological effects. Also, since it
>seems Mikey Whipwreck is working matches "under the influence" of alcohol
>(along with Hack and PE), and if fans know about this, Paul E. must know
>too. What is the major difference between being high on pot and drunk on
>alcohol and working matches (aside from the "legality" issue)? Both
>states of inebriation can wind up hurting the wrestler and the fans. And
>no one said Brad Armstrong working while high.
But if you think these are the only three guys in the business working matches
while on the bottle, if not something else...
Wrestling companies don't give two shits if a guy is snorting coke, popping
pills, whatever, if they're in the promotion. Some guys need to do it in order
to maintain themselves, and makes it easier (and less painful) to work in the
ring. The companies only care because it's a P.R. nightmare to know that a
wrestler is on something. So if say, 2 Cold Scorpio, who failed a WCW drug
test a while back, is still working in coke in ECW (which I don't know if he
is or not), ECW isn't really gonna care, cause the media pressure if it got
out that he was on coke, would be non-existent.
>
>>> Ummm, DDP is one of the more underrated wrestlers in the business (as proven
>>> by your statement of him not having talent). His problem is that he's misused
>>> all over.
>>I agree that Page does have some potential...but I'm kinda wondering
>>right now how he *can* be used in a profitable manner. If you're booking
>>him, how would you do it? I'm at a loss myself.
>
> Not against Dave Sullivan, that's for sure. DDP can draw
>tremendous heat with the fans, and his mic skills are about the best Wcw
>has to offer right now. Let him put Alex Wright over some more.
There's a feud right there. Diamond Doll becomes interested in Alex Wright,
DDP goes apeshit. You have a feud and some good matches to boot.
> But Dave Sullivan? The only thing he should
>do in this "feud" is knock Navillus Evad so hard that his dyslexia is cured.
I think it is safe to say at this point, that he does not belong in this
business. Some guys take time to develop, but he's had his time, and he's not
gonna develop shit.
EVAN
No taglines necessary.
Evan Schlesinger
\"Bad Boy\" Steve Black <c62...@showme.missouri.edu> wrote:
>On 12 May 1995, Evan Schlesinger wrote:
>
>> >Next match is Tim Horner versus Arn Anderson. OH, the word is that Bad
>> >Brad Armstrong was fired recently from WCW for marijuana use.
>> Well then he should have a job by tomorrow with ECW.
>
>Maybe I'm not privy to some of your information, Ev, but I find it hard
>to believe that Paul E. would want somebody drugged up that's on his payroll.
Why not? He's not under any scrutiny from the media. An advantage of not being
one of the big two.
>(Granted, he keeps Benoit who, as good as he is, is more juiced up than an
>orchard full of oranges, but still, as far as I'm aware steroids aren't a
>mind-altering drug.)
Well, they are, but that ain't the purpose of 'em.
>
>> > I just don't know.
>> >Dallas apparently has decided to be a walking catalog for tatoo shops
>> >everywhere. Since he has not talent, other than his beautiful wife, he
>> >MUST be good friends with Bischoff.
>> Ummm, DDP is one of the more underrated wrestlers in the business (as proven
>> by your statement of him not having talent). His problem is that he's misused
>> all over.
>
>I agree that Page does have some potential...but I'm kinda wondering
>right now how he *can* be used in a profitable manner. If you're booking
>him, how would you do it? I'm at a loss myself.
In WCW? That's gonna be tough no doubt, considering who they ARE pushing. But
I'm sure the WWF could easily find a smart-talking heel gimmick for him.
Certainly more talented than Lawler from a wrestling standpoint.
EVAN
No taglines necessary.
Gerry Miller
>Okay, boys and girls, here we go again with yet another long, useless,
>and probably egocentric waste of bandwidth known fondly to myself, and
>those of us who love these things, as the house show report. In this
>case, as with those many others, I'm going to recap ALL the goings on of
>the evening at the Center Stage, and if you read long enough, you might
>even get some match results. It's your choice. Don't flame me saying
>you weren't warned.
>
>Now as many of you may recall, my last little adventure down to the
>Center Stage was not what you might call the classic evening of rasslin'
>bliss. In fact, I got the night wrong and ended up downtown at the
>Center Stage by myself. Undaunted, I returned this Wednesday night
>(after triple-checking whether they would be there) to enjoy yet another
>night of ... well, WE have fun no matter how bad the crap in the ring
>is. Fortunately for us, this night turned out to be a good evening of
>"competition."
>
>I personally hit the street outside the building at around 5:15pm. Per
>usual, the Immortal James Raggi was holding court along the sidewalk with
>the usual suspects, but he also brought along his ladyfriend, Cee Cee
>(hope I spelled that right, she's got a vicious right cross). Robert was
>there, and eventually Hudson Hummingbird and friends showed, but we had
>one major subtraction from out usual number: The $15 Dollar Man, Dave was
>going to be late, due to work. Now, to you guys, this may seem to be no
>major loss, but consider much of our inline entertainment is usually
>provided by Dave's often suicidal badgering of WCW employees, most
>notably, long-time cameraman Jackie Crockett. Thus, our wait seemed
>longer this week than usual. The usual mutants were also in line... you
>know, WCW could do society, the city of Atlanta, and the world (since the
>Olympics are coming and all) a great service is they'd just, instead of
>handing out free copies of unsold month old WCW magazines to the line,
>they'd hand out, oh, say... SOAP to some of these people. But I digress.
>
>The Immortal James, shameless troublemaker that he is, got himself into
>"hot water" with a couple of large gents in the line who claimed that
>they were "in the biz." Aha. They were large, and both of them dressed
>like their greatest ambition in life was to follow in the footsteps of
>Big Bubba. So James engages them with a story we've heard... oh, once or
>twice (yeesh), about how he juiced once for a school presentation. Upon
>James mention of BLADING, he was sternly told to shut up, and (get this,
>ladies and gentlemen, in a line formed by the dregs of society and morons
>of all types, he was told to) "stop breaking Kay Fabe." Yeah, wouldn't
>want any of these people knowing wrestling isn't real or anything, huh?
>
>Oh, incidentally, no mention of our pre-evening meals because we didn't
>talk about it, and I didn't have one. Although at the matches I DID have
>some Nachos... ya know, I stood there in line and watched them open a
>VACUUM SEALED BAG of some cheap Nachos, and put them in the containers
>along with the cheesefood product. So you guys tell me this: how did
>they manage to get so damned stale in the five minutes it took me to buy
>them and get them to my seat? Unbelievable.
>
>Word from the Hummingbird was that he believed that Hacksaw Jim Duggan
>was "that way." Don't know what "that way" is? Well, let's say that, if
>he'd played offensive line instead of linebacker, he'd have wanted to be
>the center so the quarterback could have his hands up his butt all the
>romantic interlude" which involved much sweating and animal noises, as
>well as an interesting conclusion of Chris Candido walking in on them,
>and Tony Anthony disbelieving Chris' story when told. Gotta love the
>wholesome people involved in this business, don't you?
>
>usual stellar routine in honor of Colonel Robert Parker. Ya know, seeing
>her strut cluck and crow like that makes me wonder what other immense
>talents are out there in this giant country of ours just waiting to be
>discovered. (begins humming "America")
>
>The evening begins with:... a Sting interview. Tonight dazzlingly
>dressed in dayglow blue tights with similarly subtle orange trim and
>boots, da Stinger does yet another incoherent interview about he and
>Bubba's upcoming "lights out" match. I'm beginning to think that the
>premise of this match just escapes him. It sure would me if all I had to
>go on was his interviews about it. Sting apparently recently returned
>from the tanning booth, for, as the immortal one pointed out, his skin
>was just thiiiiiiiis far from being as orange as his boots.
>
>First match of the evening, Das Wunderkund Alex Wright versus Big Bubba
>Rogers. The immortal one, naturally, pops his shirt off and does the
>Alex dance in all his (ahem) splendor, this time augmented by Cee Cee
>boogieing at his side. Must be seen to be believed, ladies and
>gentlemen. Truly. Good match, though. Since they dumped the dancing
>and the paid models, I've almost become an Alex Wright fan. Sure, he's
>still a "pretty boy," and I'd like to see him break his nose or
>something, but he's damned good in the ring already, and with more
>experience will only get better so long as he keeps the drive to work and
>not suffer from Hoganitus. Anyways, the match ends when Bubba catches
>Wright doing his finishing move, and tosses him out over the top (none
>too gently, I might add, a maneuver the Wonderputz will repeat later in
>the night, much to our delight) for the DQ. We did, of course, get in a
>few rousing rounds of "USA" and "Kick his Ass" in honor of the Deutsch
>dipstick.
>
>Oh yes, it seems that the WCW, Rogue Scholars that they are, had a tour
>planned for late May early June in Germany, but somehow (and don't they
>always find a way) they upgefucht it and can't go. Now, since this time
>period is also "sweeps" time partially, they decided the would hold... a
>Slim Jim Tournament!!!!! That's right, "THAT BEEFY JUICY TASTE" now
>sponsors a tourney named in its honor. The ringposts got adorned with
>lovely SlimJim signs for much of the evening, and they spent a lot of
>time on and off putting up and taking down SlimJim banners overtop of the
>99X radio signs. Oh yes, the 99X morning man was on the scene to
>proclaim the greatness of both WCW and his station, so we hit him with
>the obligatory "GREASEMAN" chant. The guy at least was a Ric Flair fan.
>James suggests that, in honor of WCW, SlimJim should change their
>commercials to "Need a little excitement? SNAP INTO A STEROID!!!!"
>
>Next match is Tim Horner versus Arn Anderson. OH, the word is that Bad
>exactly sure how this could be construed as worse for you than da roids,
>but... that's WCW for ya. During this match, Hudson Hummingbird and I
>were discussing his days with the GWF, and I told him how much I liked
>the original "CARTEL" which of course included the irrepressible Rip
>Rogers. Of course, I liked him before I found out they found him in bed
>once with a 14 yr old boy. Strange man. As he told me, and I'm
>beginning to understand, morals fly right the hell out the window when
>people get involved in the wrestling business. Go figure. OH yes, the
>match. Arn wins with his now patented
>fake-punch-the-opponent-ducks-Arn-hits-the-DDT. We love this maneuver.
>
>Next out is Diamond Dallas Page, accompanied by Max Muscle and (ye gods,
>she's hot) the Diamond Doll in a short little dress. She gets a card
>from a kid (obviously supposedly from <sigh> Dave) and DDP tears it up
>right in the kid's face. DDP is wearing some truly fugly tights. James
>asks if this means that Max Moon was actually DDP. I just don't know.
>everywhere. Since he has not talent, other than his beautiful wife, he
>whose name I didn't get, sorry. Wins with a reverse rude awakening, once
>used by Jimmy Garvin as the 911 (no, not THE 911, just the 911). James
>asks if DDP will buy him a car as well. Still waiting for the answer on
>that one.
>
>One of my personal favorites is next. The one and only, Mr. Wonderful,
>Paul Orndorff (he of the "BoogieDrive" Elbow... I figure, if that fast
>elbow drop Muta does is called the PowerDrive Elbow, why can't the elbow
>Orndorff gives after the little dance step windup be what *I* call it?)
>versus BackDoor Jim Duggan... Oh, sorry, that's Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
>Freudian slip there. Duggan MUST be Hudson Hummingbird's LEAST
>favorite. A couple of weeks ago he had a match in which he hit about 10
>clotheslines on some jobber, and then finished him off with a
>clothesline. The man just oozes talent and originality, don't he? So we
>get on HH about his "love" for the guy. He repeats Stephen DeTruth's
>line from some weeks back of, after 2 straight clothelines from Hacksaw,
>of "Hey Duggan, How 'bout a clothesline?!" Well, far be it from Hacksaw
>to disappoint his fans... HH simply shakes his head in dismay. Duggan
>hits his finisher (what, a CLOTHESLINE? I'm shocked, when did he learn
>that move?) but Orndorff gets to the ropes. We begin discussing just how
>bad a worker Duggan is when he politely obliges us by making the finish
>look horrible. He picks up Orndorff for a belly to back (from the side,
>not right behind) suples, but Orndorff kicks off from the turnbuckles,
>causing Duggan to (ever so gingerly) fall backwards under Mr. Wonderful
>for the pin. God he's bad.
>
>Meng versus Mark Starr. Prematch, as Cappetta gets in the ring, HH yells
>out, "Hey Gary, How about a clotheline." Cappetta rudely ignores him.
>This is a match in the first round of the SlimJim tourney, but Cappetta
>calls it the SlimJim round. HH asks if the next round of the tournament
>is the "Pickled Egg" round. Meng has apparently followed the example of
>Scarlett O'Hara in making his ring garb from old ugly curtains. Yeesh.
>At this point I hand over my recorder to James so I can indulge myself in
>the fine Nachos of the establishment. James's first comment on the
>tape? "We've replaced DL's recording with Folger's Instant... let's see
>if he can tell the difference." Whatta man. Meng wins, although not in
>record time (a few weeks back, Cappetta announced that "the next match
>will be Meng winning in record time" he really said that, no shit).
>Meng with the Athlete's Foot to the face. Oh, gee golly, what a monster
>that Meng is!
>
>Big Bubba versus Brian Pillman in the next SlimJim match. By now we've
>determined that it MUST be a convention of some of the UGLIEST tights
>we've ever seen conglomerated at the Center Stage. Pillman's are
>annoying, but by far not the worst of the night. James announces that
>he's eating his Barney Pez, so I guess I did find out what his meal of
>the evening was. Er, Barney Rubble Pez, that is. Pillman wins, to quote
>James, "some way or another." Brilliant man, no doubt.
>
>The Nasty Boys (as boring as they wanna be) versus two jobbers in (here's
>a shock) ugly red and black tights, one of whom calls himself "Manny
>Fernandez." Now, we KNOW it's not the real Manny Fernandez, because by
>the time the REAL Manny gets in the ring, he's already bleeding, and they
>wouldn't go for that here at Klean for the Kiddies Wrestling. Saggs with
>the (alleged) elbow from the top for the win.
>
>Alex Wright versus (WHOOOOOO) Ric Flair. After seeing this match, I'm
>definitely growing to like Wright. He missed some spots, but his
>recoveries were good, and he pushed himself against a man who in his
>forties is STILL one of the great workers of this or any other day.
>be a heel... and this brings me to something I wanna throw in here. On
>WCW Sat Night when they showed Flairs "return" match, all you heard was
>booing from the Center Stage crowd. Bullshit, he was the most over
>wrestler of the whole night, and the fans went nuts for him. It just
>sorta peaved me when I saw it, but what should I expect, right? Anyway,
>back to the match. Flair with the usual flip in the corner bump. Alex
>misses a plancha onto Arn over the top to the floor, a big bump, but then
>five seconds later he's perfectly fine... the boy's still raw. Alex has
>been wearing a new knee brace all night, and I'm beginning to think the
>whole reason was so he could sell a knee "hurt before the match" deal.
>Anyways, he's headed for the ropes when "his knee gives way" and he falls
>down, Flair immediately pounces with the Figure Four, and when Arn adds
>some pressure, Wright passes out from the pain for the pin. Good to
>great match, actually. Flair is God. Wright stays in the ring for a
>while... James suggests they amputate, but he eventually clears the ring
>with the ref's help. James offers, "he's a horse, shoot him." Once more
>his suggestions are rudely ignored.
>
>Craig Pittman versus Rob "I'm one of the ugly tights brigade" Thompson.
>Pittman is really good at what he does, and funny too. The Chicken Lady
>embellishes her Chicken Dance by adding the Pittman super serious face to
>the end of it. If Hollywood only knew about her.... Pittman uses a move
>I love, he sorta does half pushups into small splashes over top of his
>opponent, it's kinda funny to see. The pride of the Corps wins with the
>armbar.
>
>Paul Orndorff versus Flyin' Brian Pillman. Another SlimJim match. Huge
>Paula chant from the marks (how little they understand the greatness of
>this man). I'm gonna complain here, because Paul wrestled thrice on this
>night, and we didn't get ONE (1) BoogieDrive Elbow. DAMN. Good match
>(am I really saying this that often for WCW???). Pillman goes to the
>second turnbuckle facing outward, but Paul catches him like for a rollup
>and turns it into a rollup suplex type thing, and then pulls the tights
>(<sing along> There's a MOON out tonight) for the victory. Lovely sight
>for the ladies. If Brian had hemorrhoids, we'd know.
>
>Renegade with Jimmy Hart versus some jobber. Now, I know there's a lot
>of Ultimate Warrior fans out there (why, I have no idea), but this guy
>Renegade has more talent in his pinky that warrior ever did. He's still
>WAY raw, but he's got the makings. Speaking of how raw he IS, though,
>his matches are like a cross between Sabu highspots and a blooper reel.
>He hits a big powerslam on the jobber, and goes to the top rope...
>unfortunately, the jobber has rolled out of the ring LONG before he gets
>up top, and then he sets there all confused wondering where the hell the
>jobber is... musta seemed like an April Fool's joke to him there for a
>second. Anyways, he and the jobber manage to screw this up AGAIN before
>Renegde hits another slam and goes to the top... and then he waits and
>waits for the jobber to get up, I think to hit him with a shoulder block
>or clothesline (maybe he's a Duggan pupil) but instead he just does a
>freaking beautiful splash for a man his size for the win. Just a great
>belly first no catching yourself with your hands and knees splash. But
>then he resumes his roll as the Shockmaster of 1995 by attempting to do
>the flip over the top to the floor simple leave the ring maneuver we've
>seen a million times... and hits the top rope square, and I mean head on
>square. He wasn't even close. The guy's talented, but he's clumsy as
>hell. Weird combination.
>
>Vader versus Mark Goins (or something like that). Jobber with the HUGE
>UPSET!!!!!!!!! Nah. Vader with the splash from the second turnbuckle.
>
>Nasty Boys versus the Southern Posse. Sonny Trout gets the "Shave your
>Back" chant. HH reminds the Nasties to be careful lest they be "Posse
>whipped." Ya know, these jokes can be used over and over and over and
>over.... The Nasties continued a curious trend of the evening... stiff
>work in WCW... who'd a thunk it? Saggs with another alleged elbow for
>the win. We've determined that he has NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER made
>that move look good. According to the Immortal One, the actual Japanese
>reason this gets him completely over with the crowd, and the whole place
>starts doing it with them. Who do they think they are, Public Enemy?
>
>Sting versus Paul Orndorff in a semi-final match (in what I have no idea,
>US title or SlimJim tourney, I don't know). OOPS. They announce this
>match, but then they go to another instead (Sting was probably in the
>crapper or something.)
>
>YES YES YES! Stunning Steve Austin (who we found out later drives a
>simple Ford truck) versus Renegade. Now I'm sorry, but we all know how
>this match has to end here in WCW, and our entire group is REAL pissed.
>Austin, however, puts on a great show regardless of the fact that he's
>gonna have to job. He runs out of the ring and tries to get out via the
>entranceway doors, but he can't get them open... really funny to see.
>INCREDIBLE MOVE. If you're watching on television, the way the wrestlers
>leave the ring area is down a set of stairs at the back right of the
>ring. Well, Austin did a bump where he was trying to throw Renegade into
>the metal crowd barriers, and Renegade reversed it, and Austin just goes
>sailing out of sight down these stairs. UNREAL! About a minute later he
>comes hobbling woosily up and back to the ring. After a while, Austin
>hits Renegade low, which prompts the immortal one to remark, "Well,
>SOMEBODY doesn't have balls of solid rock, do they? Hey Renegade, How
>does it feel to be dealing with someone with a FULL set of Chromosomes?"
>God we were dying. Good match. Renegade wins with the big splash.
>
>Sting versus Orndorff. Good match, but they must have run up against the
>time, because Orndorff was in control, and then in a reverse which took
>all of 15 seconds, he's given up to the Scorpion. Weird ending.
>
>Well, that concluded the evening of wrestling. We, as usual, hung around
>for the heck of it and watched some of the wrestlers leave. Sting has a
>really nice Mercedes, and Paul Orndorff drives a nice truck, but most
>everybody else drives... I don't know, just normal stuff. Well, fans, in
>the immortal words of Bob Caudle, "That's it for this week, fans, and So
>long for now." <Bob Caudle wave>
>>
With Backlund running fo Prez, he'll need a good writer!!! After reading this
(and I definitely enjoyed every moment of it [folks in my office must think I'm
nuts 'cause I'm ROTFLMAO]), you've got my vote!!! DAMN, YOU'RE GOOD!!!!!!!!
Jeremy Soria (UW)
reposted THE ENTIRE ARTICLE and then says...
>With Backlund running fo Prez, he'll need a good writer!!! After reading this
>(and I definitely enjoyed every moment of it [folks in my office must think I'm
>nuts 'cause I'm ROTFLMAO]), you've got my vote!!! DAMN, YOU'RE GOOD!!!!!!!!
Sorry for the shouting, but...
DON'T REPOST THE ENTIRE ARTICLE AND THEN TACK ON THREE LINES AT THE END!!
PLEASE PLEASE *PLEASE* TRIM WHERE NECESSARY!! SAVE THE BANDWIDTH.
YOU'LL DO US ALL A FAVOR.
Thanks for your cooperation, you may take your fingers out of your ears now.
Jeremy
Chris Cummins
Subject: Re: WCW 5/10 Center Stage
>> >Next match is Tim Horner versus Arn Anderson. OH, the word is that Bad
>> >Brad Armstrong was fired recently from WCW for marijuana use.
>> Well then he should have a job by tomorrow with ECW.
>Maybe I'm not privy to some of your information, Ev, but I find it hard
>to believe that Paul E. would want somebody drugged up that's on his payroll.
>(Granted, he keeps Benoit who, as good as he is, is more juiced up than an
>orchard full of oranges, but still, as far as I'm aware steroids aren't a
>mind-altering drug.)
I am going out on a limb and say that Evan was referring to 2 Cold
Scorpio...fired from WCW for pot; hired by ECW.
Chris
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Evan Schlesinger
Chris Cummins <ccum...@iglou.iglou.com> wrote:
>To: ALL
>Subject: Re: WCW 5/10 Center Stage
>
>
>
>>> >Next match is Tim Horner versus Arn Anderson. OH, the word is that Bad
>>> >Brad Armstrong was fired recently from WCW for marijuana use.
>>> Well then he should have a job by tomorrow with ECW.
>
>>Maybe I'm not privy to some of your information, Ev, but I find it hard
>>to believe that Paul E. would want somebody drugged up that's on his payroll.
>>(Granted, he keeps Benoit who, as good as he is, is more juiced up than an
>>orchard full of oranges, but still, as far as I'm aware steroids aren't a
>>mind-altering drug.)
>
>I am going out on a limb and say that Evan was referring to 2 Cold
>Scorpio...fired from WCW for pot; hired by ECW.
While I did make that connection later on, that wasn't my immediate inference.
Those who should know what I'm talking about, do.
EVAN
No taglines necessary.
DFergu1146
AFTER THE EXPOSE' ON ABC TV IN EARLY MAY OF 95. OBVIOUSLY THEY ONLY TEST
THE "JOBBERS". HULK AND HIS CREW MUST HAVE SOME KIND OF A "NO TEST" CLAUSE
IN THIER DEALS. WCW
MAY HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS SMART BY HIRING HULK AND THE OTHER BURN-OUTS, BUT
IN MY OPINION, IT HAS REALLY DESTROYED IT'S FUTURE
AS A VIABLE ONGOING SOAP/SPORTS OPERA. ONCE THINGS BECOME THIS BORING AND
PREDICTABLE, WHO'S GONNA HANG ON TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS? THEY'VE NEVER BEEN
GOOD AT DEVELOPING NEW TALENT...
NOW, THANKS TO HULK AND HIS BUTT BUDDIES, THEY'LL NEVER HAVE ANY NEW
TALENT TO DEVELOPE. ALEX WRIGHT? HE LOOKS LIKE AN AIDS
PATIENT TO ME! BUT THEN, HULK ISN'T LOOKING ALL THAT GREAT IETHER!