Togo, Astro, A, B: wrestlings best fat guys
Phil Schneider
The discussion about the Dick Togo/SATO transformation casued me to
think about wrestlings best fat guys here is a list I have compiled, to
qualify there has to be more fat then muscle and they can't really be
monsters like Vader or Shark, just normal sized guys who happen to be
really fat.
1. Dick Togo: He has about the best Senton in the world, has a really
cool goatee and can do hurricanranas even though he has a mad beer gut,
also does some fresh highspots. Also had a cool mask when he was SATO.
2. Dr. Astro: really fat and cool Lucha guy, have only seen one match
but has a neato hand spring senton headbut.This high on the list mostly
by the lobbying of Deano.
3. Headhunter B:
4. Headhunter A: Kind of monsters but there incredible fatness puts them
on this list. Fat moonsaults which broke the ring during there WCW
tryouts, also willing to get gouged with glass and smacked with
barbwire. B gets the nod because of the "B, B, B, B," chant during the
glass death match
5. Pierre Ouilette: Has really gotten fat since his WWF days, but will
still do boss moves, stiffed the crud out of the Nasty Boys(fat guys who
suck) during the Amazing French Canidians debut match. Master of the
Senton the official fat guy move.
6. Brazo de Plata: Really fat and will still do a tope, only seen him
once but he could really do some damage to a buffet.
7. Mankind: Would have been higher but he has slimmed down a little and
now tends to overuse the fingers of doom. Great fat guy quote with Maxx
Payne "Nasty Boys were going take those belts from around your fat
putrid waists and put them around our fat putrid waists"
8. Shoji Nakamaki: No wrestling talent at all, but willing to kill
himself get elbow dropped with a bed of nails on top of him, get burned,
cut with glass, and dress up like Abdullah the Butcher.
9. Stan Hansen: Monsterous gut, can't work as good as he used to but can
still step it up, best clothline in wrestling history.
10. Sandman: Kind of degenerated into cane, cane, cane, however one need
only check his matches with Mikey to see what he can do, planchas,
rafter hanging legdrops, and foul bumps. Also the only wrestling beer
gut which we can watch grow first hand.
I welcome a large thread, bring it on Dean
Later
Phil
The origninal TAKAholic
Dean&Angie
Phil Schneider <ps4...@american.edu> wrote:
<RASMUSSEN attempts to tie his shoes, eats a moon pie and responds to
the original TAKAholic, St. Phil- the Man Who Will Marry Hotta.>
>The discussion about the Dick Togo/SATO transformation casued me to
>think about wrestlings best fat guys here is a list I have compiled, to
>qualify there has to be more fat then muscle and they can't really be
>monsters like Vader or Shark, just normal sized guys who happen to be
>really fat.
>
>1. Dick Togo: He has about the best Senton in the world, has a really
>cool goatee and can do hurricanranas even though he has a mad beer gut,
>also does some fresh highspots.
He also is not afraid to take the most insane bumps this side of Cactus.
Also proved how far facial hair can go, because Dick Togo is, somehow,
cooler than SATO though he still wrestles about the same as he always
did.:)
>2. Dr. Astro: really fat and cool Lucha guy, have only seen one match
>but has a neato hand spring senton headbut.This high on the list mostly
>by the lobbying of Deano.
I'd actually put him at number one, if just for effective use of
backhair. His Senton headbutt to the floor is slightly crazier than
Togo's. Super Astro is also one of the most fluid and graceful
luchadores around which puts him at the head of the list (or buffet
line). Dave Fields is convinced that he is stocky and not fat. I was
comforted by this and told my wife that I wanted to be thought of as
stocky from now on. She laughed her cruel laugh and pointed to my pasty
gut.:)
>3. Headhunter B:
>4. Headhunter A: Kind of monsters but there incredible fatness puts them
>on this list. Fat moonsaults which broke the ring during there WCW
>tryouts, also willing to get gouged with glass and smacked with
>barbwire. B gets the nod because of the "B, B, B, B," chant during the
>glass death match
That was the one of GREATEST weird things I've ever seen! How did they
tell the difference between the two and why did they pick B as the one to
rally behind?:) They also get points for effectively selling suplexes
from Hisakatsu Ooya.
>5. Pierre Ouilette: Has really gotten fat since his WWF days, but will
>still do boss moves, stiffed the crud out of the Nasty Boys(fat guys who
>suck) during the Amazing French Canidians debut match. Master of the
>Senton the official fat guy move.
Being an idiot, I just now realized that the highspot of choice for the
cool chubby worker is the Senton (or Cannonball as Ouilette refers to
it). Tim Noel told me that Hiro Saito does a Senton for a finisher and
he is pretty fat (not Tim, Saito). I wouldn't call him a great worker
from the limited exposure I've had to him, though.
>6. Brazo de Plata: Really fat and will still do a tope, only seen him
>once but he could really do some damage to a buffet.
He gets points for making the effort though he is 90% pudge. You gotta
love a guy that fat who works as hard as he does.
>7. Mankind: Would have been higher but he has slimmed down a little and
>now tends to overuse the fingers of doom. Great fat guy quote with Maxx
>Payne "Nasty Boys were going take those belts from around your fat
>putrid waists and put them around our fat putrid waists"
I would kick him down more because he's thin compared to most of these
guys and he doesn't use his fat fully to his advantage.
>8. Shoji Nakamaki: No wrestling talent at all, but willing to kill
>himself get elbow dropped with a bed of nails on top of him, get burned,
>cut with glass, and dress up like Abdullah the Butcher.
I swear I didn't notice that he was fat. Of course, streams of blood may
have a slimming effect. Of course, if that was true, Abdullah the
butcher would look absolutely Cruiserweight-esque.
>9. Stan Hansen: Monsterous gut, can't work as good as he used to but can
>still step it up, best clothline in wrestling history.
He should be off the list and should be the charter inductee to "Great
Fat Wrestlers Hall Of Fame." Him, Adrian Adonis, and George Two-Ton
Harris.
>10. Sandman: Kind of degenerated into cane, cane, cane, however one need
>only check his matches with Mikey to see what he can do, planchas,
>rafter hanging legdrops, and foul bumps. Also the only wrestling beer
>gut which we can watch grow first hand.
A-freakin-MEN!:) It's kinda like watching Ron Simmons' ass get even more
huge before our collective eyes- a unified national experience.
>I welcome a large thread, bring it on Dean
How about Pandillero One, Hack Meyers and HOW THE HELL DID YOU FORGET EL
GRAN NANIWA!!!!
NANIWA~!
Dean Rasmussen, Ultimoholic!
Phil Schneider
Dean&Angie wrote:
>
> Phil Schneider <ps4...@american.edu> wrote:
>
> <RASMUSSEN attempts to tie his shoes, eats a moon pie and responds to
> the original TAKAholic, St. Phil- the Man Who Will Marry Hotta.>
Oh yeah gotta love a girl that can whoop your ass.
> >
> >1. Dick Togo: He has about the best Senton in the world, has a really
> >cool goatee and can do hurricanranas even though he has a mad beer gut,
> >also does some fresh highspots.
>
> He also is not afraid to take the most insane bumps this side of Cactus.
> Also proved how far facial hair can go, because Dick Togo is, somehow,
> cooler than SATO though he still wrestles about the same as he always
> did.:)
I have only seen the one Dick Togo match against Liger, but he doesn't
have the cool devil mask, devil mask rules.
>
> >3. Headhunter B:
> >4. Headhunter A: Kind of monsters but there incredible fatness puts them
> >on this list. Fat moonsaults which broke the ring during there WCW
> >tryouts, also willing to get gouged with glass and smacked with
> >barbwire. B gets the nod because of the "B, B, B, B," chant during the
> >glass death match
>
> That was the one of GREATEST weird things I've ever seen! How did they
> tell the difference between the two and why did they pick B as the one to
> rally behind?:)
I think A turned on B thus B was the face.
They also get points for effectively selling suplexes
> from Hisakatsu Ooya.
> How about Pandillero One, Hack Meyers and HOW THE HELL DID YOU FORGET EL
> GRAN NANIWA!!!!
Naniwa is more chunky then fat, it was a girth not a coolness pick.
However I did think of someone I did leave off that I shouldn't have so
number 3 is now du du duuuuuu
3. Shinya Hashimoto
Best NJ Heavyweight, introduced me to awsome stiff kicks when he
wrestled the Stieners, when I just had access to the big two. And most
of all looks exactly like a Japaneese Elvis imatator, I can just see WCW
bringing in Shinya he could be Elvis Hashimoto from Memphis Tenessee and
could have a jumpsuit, a pink Cadilac, he could be managed be Coulonel
Jimmy Hart, I can just here Bishoff saying "he's not from Memphis, he's
Shinya Hashimoto he's from Tokoyo."
Phil
Hashimotohead
Dean&Angie
Phil Schneider <ps4...@american.edu> wrote:
>Dean&Angie wrote:
>>
>> Phil Schneider <ps4...@american.edu> wrote:
>> How about Pandillero One, Hack Meyers and HOW THE HELL DID YOU FORGET EL
>> GRAN NANIWA!!!!
>
>Naniwa is more chunky then fat,
I'll have to call myself chunky now!
it was a girth not a coolness pick.
>However I did think of someone I did leave off that I shouldn't have so
>number 3 is now du du duuuuuu
>
>3. Shinya Hashimoto
>
>Best NJ Heavyweight, introduced me to awsome stiff kicks when he
>wrestled the Stieners, when I just had access to the big two. And most
>of all looks exactly like a Japaneese Elvis imatator, I can just see WCW
>bringing in Shinya he could be Elvis Hashimoto from Memphis Tenessee and
>could have a jumpsuit, a pink Cadilac, he could be managed be Coulonel
>Jimmy Hart, I can just here Bishoff saying "he's not from Memphis, he's
>Shinya Hashimoto he's from Tokoyo."
Now THAT would rule!
NANIWA~!
Dean Rasmussen, Kanemotohead!