The Chad Bryant FAQ Part 1
The Chad Bryant FAQ
Chad A Bryant from RSPW
The following get props for their help:
ILOVEUWxx, Fro, NightVis, NHX, [b]rute, Dave_Z, John "NetBastard"
DeJong, ViNNY, [K]rusty, Alex Cain, {air} aaron, Crystal Meth, Chris
"Mr_420" Baugh, The Saxist, and the residents of RSPW who contributed.
Section 1 : Who is Chad Bryant?
Section 2 : The Chad’s Ethnic Background
Section 3 : Portrait Of A Fat Bastard
Section 4 : The Chad’s Internet Hijinks
Section 5 : The Chad’s Bad Habits
Section 6 : Chad’s Flamewars
Section 7 : Chad’s Catchphrases
1a. Who is Chad Bryant?
No, Who was played by Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart
1b. Ha ha, Jackass. Who <n.N.> is Chad Bryant?
"The Chad", as he has come to be known, is the resident
kook/troll/maniac in the newsgroup rec.sport.pro-wrestling (aka RSPW).
The Chad has been posting there for years under various email
addresses, most notably "cbry...@prodigy.net" and
"cbry...@uswest.net". Chad has also referred to himself as "The
Shooter" Chad Bryant and "Bad" Chad Bryant, a nick that could refer to
him or his posting style. The name "The Chad" was foisted upon him by
one "Sickboy", also of RSPW fame.
1c. Is The Chad really married?
Yes. From what we’ve read and researched, he is married to a
woman named Annaliese (referred to on RSPW as Anal-eze or Anal-ese
– same as the anesthetizing gel used by fags for rectal
wrangling). The one good picture of her online, located originally The
Chad's site, then at PeteKOF’s Chadseum, shows her to have what
appears to be a beard. Chad claims Pete added the beard with
Photoshop, yet refused to post an unaltered version. You can decide
for yourself by clicking here: Chad's Wedding Photo or here: Chad's
Bearded Wife
1d. Did he really meet his wife on AOL?
That all depends on who you ask. Several people insist it’s
true, but offer varying stories about it. Depending on who you ask (or
believe), Chad met his wife either in an AOL room for Utah mormons, or
by doing an AOL People Directory search for "Utah – female
– single – mormon". Knowing what I do about The Chad,
I’d suspect they are both true.
1e. Does he really have kids?
Yes. He has posted pictures of them both online at various times. You
can’t help but feel for them. Interested parties can view the
birth announcement for Chad's second child at: Birth Announcement
1f. Did he really name his kids after pro wrestlers?
Sadly, yes. There’s Steven Austin Bryant and James Owen Bryant.
1g. Ok, so what about these other Chad email addresses?
At various points, trolls on RSPW have impersonated Chad to gain heat
with the newsgroup and Chad. PeteKOF, Alex Cain, and others have used
various Yahoo!, Hotmail, and Iname accounts to imposter The Chad.
These posts are easily discerned from real The Chad posts, as they are
nowhere near as disturbing.
1h. What does The Chad do for a living?
The Chad has, by his accounts, had various jobs since polluting RSPW
with his posts. He has claimed to be a wealthy software programmer for
SISNA.com (It was claimed by Avenger that The Chad stole a bunch of
equipment when he was fired from SISNA, but that has not been proven.
We don’t doubt he went home with a few extras however). He has
also let slip that he was the manager at a gas station (which he
claims was a very difficult job – apparantly the burrito
microwave has two settings and he could never get it right). Most
recently, The Chad says he is working as a shipping clerk for an
electronics wholesaler. He often posts to RSPW in between wrapping
packages.
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