**SPOILERS** WWE Smackdown! Results For 11/27/09
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*Smackdown! opens with Chris Jericho in the ring discussing the TLC
match for the Unified Tag Team championships at the TLC PPV. He then
turns his attention to the announced Batista vs. Kane match tonight,
noting it will name the new top contender for the Undertaker's World
championship. He claims he should be in the match. Teddy Long comes
out and announced Jericho vs. The Undertaker in a non-title match for
later.
*The Hart Dynasty defeated Cryme Time.
*Backstage, Vickie Guerrero and Eric Escobar demand Teddy Long grant
Escobar a Intercontinental championship bout. Long makes the match and
says it will be his only shot.
*CM Punk comes out with Festus and a brown paper bag. Punk introduces
Drew Gallows (that name may not be 100% correct but that's what it
sounded like), formerly Festus. Punk said his friends gave him pills
in the past and that's why Festus was in the state he was in, but
that's in the past. Punk said that what he has inside the bag comes
out 12/1 and he's scared that it will be available to the public. Punk
pulls the Jeff Hardy DVD. Out comes Matt Hardy, who defends his
brother. This leads to...
*Matt Hardy defeats CM Punk by DQ after Festus interferes. They beat
down Hardy afterwards.
*Backstage, Mickie James is asked about Michelle McCool's video last
week. James said that no matter how juvenile Layla and McCool get,
she's worked hard to get here and she's not leaving Smackdown.
*Batista defeated Kane by countout to become the new number one
contender to the World championship.
*WWE Intercontinental champion John Morrison defeated Eric Escobar.
After the bout, Vickie Guerrero yelled at, slapped and spit on
Escobar.
*Backstage, Escobar and Guerrero argue. Escobar tells Vickie that she
makes him sick and every time she kisses him, he has to wash his mouth
out with disinfectant. He tells her they are over.
*Undertaker defeated Chris Jericho by DQ in a non-title match. Batista
joined Matt Striker and Todd Grisham on commentary for the match.
Taker was going for the Tombstone when Batista hit the ring and took
out his leg. Batista hit Taker repeatedly with chairshots. Batista
flexed while standing over Taker. Batista and Jericho punched Taker.
C.M. Punk ran in and it became a three-on-one. Kane finally came out
and cleaned house. Taker chokeslammed Batista. Taker then chokeslammed
Punk while Kane chokeslammed Jericho at the same time. Taker posed
with belt and Kane. They left together and posed at the top of the
ramp to a huge pop to close the show.