If Elmer Fudd were a Wrestling Announcer...
Steve Orth
...Wik Fwair would be the Weal Wold's Champion.
...Wavishing Wick Wude might win the Woyal Wumble.
Any More?
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Program Note: Don't miss Monday Night Raw next week! Women's
Tag Team match featuring Wuna and Awundra!
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oops, should have written "Awundwa". Think she'll try to put a
sweeper hold on Nakano?
Craig Giddens
Wadies and Gentamen! Tonites main event is an ova the top wope battle woyal!
Featurwing
Wavishing Wick Wude
Wic Fwair
Wicky the Dwagon Steamboat
The Wock and Woll Expwess Wicky Moiton and Wobet Gibson
Bwet Hot
Bwad Omstwong
Dustin Whodes
Wonnie Gavin
Dowy and Tewwy Funk
Mista Weswing Numba 2
The Bwitish Bulldog
Won Simmons
Butch Weed
Woddy Pipa
Mil Mascawas
Wandy Savage
Hawey Wace
Tewwy Goidy
Jim Cowanette
Hawem Heat
Tommy Wich
Waza Wamon
Bobo Bwazil
Wocky Johnson
Paul Woma
Stars and Stwipes featuwing the Patwiot
Steven Weagal
Bwuno Sammatino
with yowa announcas Jim Woss and Jessie Ventuwa
14033-R.SCHREIBMAIER(MT5655)1223MT
>
> Wadies and Gentamen! Tonites main event is an ova the top wope battle woyal!
> Featurwing
>
Lots o' good stuff deleted.
I know this isn't a source code group, but...
Many moons ago, I picked up a shell script that could be run on UNIX(r)
that turns ordinary text into something that looks like it was written
by Elmer Fudd. Simply pipe your favorite text through it and enjoy.
#!/bin/sh
# File: fudd
# Version: @(#)fudd, eheheheh, 1.4, you wascaw!
#
# Purpose: Make text look like it was spoken by Elmer Fudd.
#
# Author: Joe Brownlee, Analysts International Corporation
# E-mail: j...@cbcosmos.att.com
# OK, OK, I admit I wrote this...
#
# Modified: Joe Brownlee, 12/03/92
# Action: Cleaned up.
#
# This is in the public domain (the public domain will never be the same).
# Distribute it as you see fit. I'd say that you can't charge money for it,
# but then, who would pay for this? Have fun, eheheheh!
TEMP_FILE="${TMPDIR:-/usr/tmp}/$$.fudd"
# On exit, clean up our temp files.
trap 'rm -rf $TEMP_FILE.*' 0
if [ -z "$1" ] # No arg; read stdin
then
cat > "$TEMP_FILE"
set -- "$TEMP_FILE"
fi
for FILE
do
if [ "$FILE" = "-" ]
then
cat > "$TEMP_FILE"
FILE="$TEMP_FILE"
elif [ ! -f "$FILE" ]
then
echo "$0: awe you scwewy? \"$FILE\" isn't a fiwe" >&2
continue
elif [ ! -r "$FILE" ]
then
echo "$0: scwewy fiwe \"$FILE\"" >&2
continue
fi
sed -e 's/r/w/g
s/R/W/g
s/l/w/g
s/L/W/g
s/(/(be vewy, vewy quiet, /g
s/\. /, eheheheh. /g
s/\.$/, eheheheh./g
s/! /, you wascal! /g
s/!$/, you wascal!/g
s/? /? Awe you scwewy? /g
s/?$/? Awe you scwewy?/g
s/: /, you miscweant: /g
s/:$/, you miscweant:/g' $FILE
done
rm -f "$TEMP_FILE" # Clean up.
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Craig Giddens
In article <CwtC8...@nntpa.cb.att.com>, b...@mtdcr.att.com (14033-R.SCHREIBMAIER(MT5655)1223MT) writes:
|> From article <369prq$4...@essex.lu.robins.af.mil>, by cgid...@essex.lu.robins.af.mil (Craig Giddens):
|> >
|> > Wadies and Gentamen! Tonites main event is an ova the top wope battle woyal!
|> > Featurwing
|> >
|>
|> Lots o' good stuff deleted.
|>
|> I know this isn't a source code group, but...
|>
|> Many moons ago, I picked up a shell script that could be run on UNIX(r)
|> that turns ordinary text into something that looks like it was written
|> by Elmer Fudd. Simply pipe your favorite text through it and enjoy.
|>
|> #!/bin/sh
|> # File: fudd
|> # Version: @(#)fudd, eheheheh, 1.4, you wascaw!
|> #
|> # Purpose: Make text look like it was spoken by Elmer Fudd.
|> #
|> # Author: Joe Brownlee, Analysts International Corporation
|> # E-mail: j...@cbcosmos.att.com
|> # OK, OK, I admit I wrote this...
|> #
|> # Modified: Joe Brownlee, 12/03/92
|> # Action: Cleaned up.