We should thank Vince McMahon!!!

[Robert Josep Schwabe]

Now I did not see what happened at WMIX, and perhaps with this in mind, I
shouldn't really say anything about it. But I want to thank Vince for
making my life less miserable with the outcome of WMIX.

I am a Brett Hart fan and I loved the fact that he was the WWF champion.
I also cannot stand Hulk Hogan, and the thought of the Hulkster as the new
five time WWF champion makes me sick. But Vince should be thanked for
sparing all of us non-Hulkamaniacs two or three weeks of Hulkamania
running all over Japan and the television syundies etc. God, we have
been spared having to listen to the Hulk Hogan build-up until a
Hogan-Yokozuna match takes place. Thank you Vince, for small miracles.
It isn't much (I think Bret should still be champ), but since Hulk Hogan
was eventually going to become champion, I prefer having to not hear him
on the syndies.

Don't get me wrong, it is still a screw job. There is no way that Vince can
pretend (As if he ever did) that wrestling is a sport if someone can re-enter
the WWF and capture the World title in one month without having one singles
match. So the win is bullshit, but we have been spared some pain and agony.

See ya in the funny papers
Robert J. Schwabe