If I were Bret Hart I'd quit the WWF in disgust.
And Hogan obviously has no scruples whatsoever.
I was absolutely revolted at the entire show. Garbage from start to
finish.
On a lighter note, does this mean an endless debate over who had the
shorter title reign, Yoko or Andre?
Yours in complete disgust,
Michael
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
>Vince McMahon has sunk to his lowest level ever. The
>Yokozuna-Hart-Hogan debacle is the worst angle he has ever inflicted
>on the fans.
>
>If I were Bret Hart I'd quit the WWF in disgust.
I can't believe they did this to Hart. I was praying the whole damn
time that Hogan got the sh*t kicked out of him and I won't tell you
how happy i was that the Megaidiots lost. But when he got to TAKE THE
TITLE I lost it. The only thing that would make me happy at this point
would be to see Perfect and Hart turn heel, go tag team, and beat the
sh*t out of Hogan.
>And Hogan obviously has no scruples whatsoever.
He never did. His stories are STUPID and he's even worse. I was
in turmoil as I watched that balding idiot psyche up a crowd that
has no taste in champions.
This makes Hogan a *5* time champion.
Someone get me a drink. I think a bottle of JD will do the trick...
for now.
--
Struggle within, triggered again, now the candle burns at both ends
Twisting under schizophrenia, falling deep into dementia
Old habits reappear, fighting the fear of fear
Growing conspiracy, everyone's after me, frayed ends of sanity
I don't think this would have been tat bad if there had been a few more
moves involved. A belly to belly or even a bodyslam after the salt to
'Zuna would have been ok but as it was this was absolutely disgusting.
Five Biggest Pops:
1) Undertaker's music and subsequent return from chlorform heaven.
2) Razor Ramone's victory. (I'm not kidding, either!)
3) Butt Shots of Lex Lugar's ring girls.
4) Second Doink. (And you thought Doinkers only existed on the net!)
5) Hogan's victory. (Sad, but true)
Five Biggest Boos:
1) Bob Backlund.
2) Butt Shots of Yokozuna.
3) Giant Gonzales and his pittiful attempt to wrestle.
4) Yokozuna's victory.
5) Hogan's victory. (almost as loud as the cheers)
Five Biggest Laughs:
1) Giant Gonzales' crotch drawings.
2) Second Doink.
3) Luna Vachon.
4) Crush sprawled out on the canvas.
5) Lugar girl eying Mr. Perfect.
Five Best Things for the Summer:
1) Mr. Perfect vs. Sean Michaels
2) TWO DOINKS!!!!!
3) Bret Hart vs. Lex Lugar
4) TWO DOINKS!!!!!
5) Hulk Hogan vs. Bret Hart (maybe?)
Five Worst Things:
1) More Giant Gonzales.
2) Hogan with the title.
3) Tatanka still undefeated.
4) Sheri vs. Luna
5) Only two Doinks.
Jim
Yoko's reign from 3-count to 3-count was 2:08 (I timed it last night).
I can't recall the length of time Andre held the belt (from 3-count
to surrendering of the belt), so can't say. Let someone else time that one.
Maybe put these two times in the FAQ. The topic comes up enough to
warrant their inclusion.
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