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Re: Modern Art Is *Soooooooo* Ironic

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Evil Sideshow Bob

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Aug 29, 2004, 9:54:58 PM8/29/04
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Mark van Pelt <mark...@newsguy.com>, sometimes I doubt your
commitment to Sparkle Motion!

>The newspapers said the spokesman would not reveal how much the bag had cost to
>replace.

Shit, an entire box of 'em goes for what... 2 or 3 bucks, tops?


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Aug 30, 2004, 3:09:11 AM8/30/04
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Squire Gow, servant to Lord Hatred

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Aug 30, 2004, 12:23:34 PM8/30/04
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Mark van Pelt wrote:
>
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040829/od_n
m/odd_garbage_dc
>
> Cleaner Tosses Art Out with the Garbage
>
> Sun Aug 29,11:06 AM ET
>
> LONDON (Reuters) - A cleaner at London's Tate Britain modern art
> gallery threw out a bag of garbage that was part of an artwork
> because it was thought to be trash, British newspapers reported
> Friday.

The said on the radio this morning the the museum was considering suspending
this poor bastard.

> The transparent bag of garbage -- full of newspaper, cardboard and
> other bits of paper -- formed part of a work by German-born artist
> Gustav Metzger called "Recreation Of First Public Demonstration Of
> Auto-Destructive Art."

This douchebag OTOH, needs to watch his entire "works" being fed into a wood
chipper.

> It was on display next to a sheet of nylon that had been spattered
> with acid, and a metal sculpture on a table when a cleaner tossed it
> out with the other trash.

I love the wording... "with the other trash"... LOL!

> A Tate spokesman said the mistake was made the day before the
> exhibition opened at the end of June, and although the bag was later
> rescued, it had been damaged and Metzger had to replace it with
> another one.

Oh crap! That could take... minutes!

> The newspapers said the spokesman would not reveal how much crap he was
full of.

Fixed.

> "It's now covered over at night so it can't be removed," the
> spokesman told the Times.

How much are they spending to guard a bag of trash?

"If I could do it, it's not art" - Red Green

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> Copyright © 2004 Yahoo! Inc.

SG (not a friend to modern "art")
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