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[Survivor] Jerri Manthey in Playboy

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Bean Fried Pork

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Jul 31, 2001, 11:46:04 PM7/31/01
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I just got the Playboy issue with Jerri in it. The verdict: I'd
definitely fuck her, but she's not nearly as cute as Elizabeth or Amber,
or even most of the celebrities that appear in Playboy. For instance,
Belinda Carlysle last month was much more attractive (a total MILF
in my opinion). Jerri has a nice ass and is generally toned, but her
breasts are smallish for her physique. It's not like Ms. Hancock who has
smallish breasts but is incredibly slim, Jerri really should have larger
breasts with her build. Her face, too, is decent but nothing to write
home about. It's nice from certain angles and from others it's only
slightly-above-average looking. Finally these pictures are air brushed
all too hell, as in one picture where you should definitely be seeing part
of her insides she looks like she may be a eunuch, which is stange because
the magazine seems to have no trouble showing semi-exposed labias anymore,
even doing so in the Playmate of the Month's pictorial in the same issue.
As for the other pictorials in the magazine, Miss September is a
reasonably cute bleach blonde with a huge rack and a slim waist and a
completely shaved snatch but with a totally white trash face, and she
lists Pearl Harbor as one of her all-time favorite movies, so I rate her
as being only slightly above average as far as centerfolds go, and fairly
generic.
The other pictorial is of obscure actress Sascha Knopf (I've never heard
of her either), who is a total knockout. This tall, exotic, dark-haired
beauty was the cover model for the comic book 'Vampirella', and seriously
she looks like someone's fantasy vampire girl, except that she's hardly
gothic-looking with such a beautiful smile. I really hope to see more
pictorials of her in the future because she is far more gorgeous than
either the Playmate of the Month Dalene Kurtis or Jerri Manthey. Then
again, I'm slightly biased against Ms. Kurtis as I've never been that big
on blondes.

-Beans

Andy Atkinson

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Aug 1, 2001, 12:38:09 AM8/1/01
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Bean Fried Pork <dk0...@mail.rochester.edu> wrote in message
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I agree with this post.

AA


Boyce

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Aug 1, 2001, 5:15:35 AM8/1/01
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Bean Fried Pork wrote in message ...

>
>
> I just got the Playboy issue with Jerri in it. The verdict: I'd
>definitely fuck her, but she's not nearly as cute as Elizabeth or Amber,
>or even most of the celebrities that appear in Playboy. For instance,
>Belinda Carlysle last month was much more attractive (a total MILF
>in my opinion).

This is true, but Jerri's Playboy pictorial was much better looking than
Amber's Stuff shoot, and bare hooters have nothing to do with it....but this
is only cause Stuff did a shit makeup job and Playboy can make anyone look
sexy, unless you are a man.


Drazic The No 1 Sickboy

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Aug 1, 2001, 6:51:25 AM8/1/01
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>From: Bean Fried Pork dk0...@mail.rochester.edu

>
> I just got the Playboy issue with Jerri in it. The verdict: I'd
>definitely fuck her, but she's not nearly as cute as Elizabeth or Amber,
>or even most of the celebrities that appear in Playboy. For instance,
>Belinda Carlysle last month was much more attractive (a total MILF

My God, don't you learn. If you keep opening yourself up to whole "finding
women attractive thing", you'll end up flooding this place with more "God Hates
Me" style posts.

Free yourself.

~~
Drazic The #1 Sickboy.

"Find out what to think - next"
Chris Morris


Recruit Coddington~
2001-2001
5 Weeks of elfen awesomeness

OddsMkr711

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Aug 1, 2001, 9:27:55 AM8/1/01
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>The other pictorial is of obscure actress Sascha Knopf (I've never heard
>of her either), who is a total knockout.

I saw her a few weeks ago on cable in th movie BLACKMALE, with Bokeem
Woodbine, (the late) Justin Pierce, and Roger Rees.
But what I'd like to know is will Jerri's pictorial's going to open some
doors for her?

Evan in Motown

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Aug 1, 2001, 10:02:24 AM8/1/01
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MILF or MILTF = Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Catch a screening of American Pie, I heard that they watch an old tape
of Demolition winning the tag belts.

Evan

Acolyte of Glorious Drowning Pool~

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Aug 1, 2001, 2:51:01 PM8/1/01
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OMG (n.O.M.G.). What will Ward & June say? I bet they never even KNEW
he had a sex-change (n. THFKAChyna).


--
'Let the potty's hit the flow.'


--Drowning Pool, "Let The Potty's Hit The Flow"


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