Wrestlemania fiasco: Results
falk...@cnsvax.uwec.edu
tonight.
Basically, the summary...
-- 2 clean falls
-- 4 screw job pins
-- 2 no shows (dark matches??)
-- Tenryu - Lawler
-- Kamala - Bam Bam
-- 2 DQ's
-- 1 countout
-- and the biggest sham of a World Title "match" I have ever ****ING SEEN!!
{referring to the second one}
And the saddest thing of all is that the card started out quite well--
Tatanka beats Michaels by DQ Michaels retains I-C belt
Sherri gets attacked by Luna Vachon TWICE post-match
**1/2 out of 5
Steiners beat Headshrinkers, as expected
*** (maybe)
2 Doinks beat Crush
1st Doink gets hammered til ref bumped, 1st Doink hides, 2nd comes in and hits
Crush with arm. So both Doinks get the win.
DUD
Ramon beats Backlund convincingly
Perhaps Ramon will get another push...
**1/2
Mega Maniacs DQ lose to Money INC.
Money Inc wanted to walk, but would've been stripped of titles if they had,
so they came back.
Ref bump and foreign object lose it for the MM's.
They get briefcase, and it has tax forms and money in it, so money gets thrown
to the crowd...
(and they'll need to be paid off to still be fans after this ****ING TRASH)
*
Luger screw-jobs Perfect and then knocks him out.
Luger knocked out Hart at pre-card lunch.
Perfect goes back and gets jumped by Michaels, so new feud there...
*1/2 (maybe)
Undertaker win by DQ over Gonzales after Gonzales gets chloroform soaked rag
and smothers UT. Basic thing: UT bashed, slowly gets up. Carted out on
stretcher, comes back to music...
1/2 * only for the vultures in the intro with the UT.
Otherwise, DUD
Yokozuna wins WWF title by pinning Hart after Hart had the Sharpshooter and
had salt thrown in his eyes by Fuji.
*1/2
Then, Hogan runs in to help Hart and protest the decision, Fuji grabs the
microphone, challenges Hogan, says the match would be for the belt, and does
this all as Hogan is taking Hart to the back. Hart gives Hogan the "seal of
approval", he goes back in, Yoko grabs the next champ (get the hint?), Fuji
throws salt, Hogan ducks, Yoko gets the salt, the boot, the Leg Drop of Doom
(tm), and Hogan is announced as the new champion.
BARF PUKE GAG *** (&*^(*&&*()*^(*&^(*))^
THE BIGGEST DISGRACE IN PRO WRESTLING HISTORY!
-500000 STARS
Final rating: - 10 STARS
Mike Falkner
falk...@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Eric Chmiel
OK, it's a rare day when I'm praying for a false ending or a screwjob,
but isn't there some chance that McMahon will pull a Wrestlemania 4
angle? I mean, I'm sorta hoping I'll be greeted on Monday Night RAW this
week (or at least on the syndies next weekend) by a taped message of Tunney
saying that Hogan's title win is void because there was no contract (or
whatever bogus story they want to go with) and that the King of the Ring PPV
will instead be for the WWF title. Then they could at least *try* to book
their way out of this completely bogus title switch.
After all, who wants to buy a PPV in which nothing is at stake?
"Buy the King of the Ring PPV and see who emerges as....the winner of a
meaningless tournament." I think having the title up makes more sense.
Of course, Hogan can beat Luger or Yokozuna or whoever in the finals. If
they want Hogan as champion, fine. But to do it like this? That's what
people mean when they say the WWF books with contempt for the fans.
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Eric Chmiel
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falk...@cnsvax.uwec.edu
>
> OK, it's a rare day when I'm praying for a false ending or a screwjob,
> but isn't there some chance that McMahon will pull a Wrestlemania 4
> angle? I mean, I'm sorta hoping I'll be greeted on Monday Night RAW this
> week (or at least on the syndies next weekend) by a taped message of Tunney
> saying that Hogan's title win is void because there was no contract (or
> whatever bogus story they want to go with) and that the King of the Ring PPV
> will instead be for the WWF title. Then they could at least *try* to book
> their way out of this completely bogus title switch.
What I think should happen is that "This Monday in Mississippi" thing that
they were talking about here on the net, where Hogan gets stripped and the
winner of the tournament there gets the belt.
Let the KotR have a title shot at SS, or MNR, whichever will have more
viewers after this junk!
Mike Falkner