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Really? Do call centers pay better in Utah or New Hampshire?
Sorry if it seems like I'm nitpicking, but I suppose that 12 bucks an
hour vs. 12.50 an hour might not seem all that much difference.
> That said, mum didn’t see a cent of the overdue parental back pay,
> so it doesn’t really make a difference to us if dads pay stubs are
> imaginary or somehow real. We dine of ramen and bean curd regardless.
Good to hear that Lonnie is putting your mom on an enforced diet. So how
do the two of you hellspawn manage to get so bloated? Bad genetics and
the resulting predispositions only go so far. Dumpster diving or
something similar perhaps? Maybe you can pass on scavenging tips on to
John Henry. It sounds like he could use some advice in that area.
>> Q. What do you get when you cross a buffalo and a bloated pig?
>> A. Lighten up on Chad's kids already.
>>
> I’ll have you know that I’m actually lighter than my father was at
> the same age. Granted, my big brother Steve “McNugget” Austin
> Bryant is already 1.8 Chads on the SLCOI (Salt Lake City Obesity
> Index) so he might want to ease up on the saturated fats before he
> hits 2.0 and Arbies has to revoke his all you can eat deep fried
> buffet card. If that does motivate him (and not much does!) then
> nothing will.
How is McNugget doing on the SLCCCI (Salt Lake City Chad Chins Index)?
PS: I don't gamble normally but interested on a side bet on which
Chadsock replies next? I'm betting a case of Beefaroni on Arvid if
you're game.