Bad experiences at Disney (was Re: Disney has gone TOO FAR!!!!!)
Adrian Veidt
>My girlfriend and I were at WDW back in July and for the most part we had a
>great time. That is until a certain CM (you know who you are) at Alien
>Encounter ALMOST ruined our trip. It was our first day in the MK. We waited
>all day to go on Alien Encounter (the lines had been very long all day). Well
>around 5:00 it died down and we went on. For those of you have never been on
>this ride, It is VERY dark. My girlfriend and used this to our advantage to
>share a kiss. One kiss led to another and befoe you know it I had my hands on
>her flapjacks. (under her shirt, of course). Well, when that spotlight
>started, apparently a CM saw this and made us exit the ride. How embarassing.
>He gave us a speech about how this sort of thing was not allowed in Disney
>parks, and then forced us to leave the parks. I couldn't believe it! I was
>MAD!!!!!! We went back to the hotel and I came up with an idea. We would
>return in disguise. I grabbed one of the towels from the bathroom and wrapped
>it around my head, told my girlfriend to take her clothes off, and pulled the
>sheet off the bed and wrapped it around her. We both wiped our deoderant off,
>and we headed back to the MK. Believe it or not, IT WORKED!!!!! To them we
>were just a couple of camel jockeys walking around the park.
>
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My wife and I had a similarly bad experience at the Magic Kingdom. We
had just bought one of those long spiral lollypops on Main Street, and
I was teasing her that the was no way she could take it all in her.
She replied that she had taken schlongs that were pretty similar in
size, so she would have no problem with it. I kept teasing her about
it, so since it was near closing time, we went on It's a Small World,
which is always empty late at night. We had a boat all to ourselves,
so about 30 seconds into the ride, she takes off her panties and shows
me how much of it she can take. She got about 3/4 of it into her, but
that was it. She admitted defeat, but when our boat pulled up to the
dock, there were a couple of CMs there. Someone had seen the whole
thing and reported it! We were escorted out of the park, which was no
big deal since we were going to be leaving soon, but I got pissed off
that they try to restrict what two consenting adults can do.
The bright side of the story is that since I won the bet, she said I
could do anything I wanted to her - so I nailed her up the ass that
night!
nWo Hollywood
Adrian Veidt wrote in message <35e729d6...@news.alt.net>...
Acacia
> had just bought one of those long spiral lollypops on Main Street, and
> I was teasing her that the was no way she could take it all in her.
> She replied that she had taken schlongs that were pretty similar in
> size, so she would have no problem with it. I kept teasing her about
> it, so since it was near closing time, we went on It's a Small World,
> which is always empty late at night. We had a boat all to ourselves,
> so about 30 seconds into the ride, she takes off her panties and shows
> me how much of it she can take. She got about 3/4 of it into her, but
> that was it. She admitted defeat, but when our boat pulled up to the
> dock, there were a couple of CMs there. Someone had seen the whole
> thing and reported it! We were escorted out of the park, which was no
> big deal since we were going to be leaving soon, but I got pissed off
> that they try to restrict what two consenting adults can do.
Don't you think sticking a spiral lollipop up a cunt at DISNEY is a lil raunchy
and inappropriate even if it was at night.? If anyone did that anywhere they'd get
kicked out. She should at least have been more careful about it.
*~Acacia~*
-=deliryum=-
:> that they try to restrict what two consenting adults can do.
: Don't you think sticking a spiral lollipop up a cunt at DISNEY is a lil raunchy
: and inappropriate even if it was at night.? If anyone did that anywhere they'd get
: kicked out. She should at least have been more careful about it.
I'm suprised the staff didn't just call the police and have them
arrested. Not that I have anything against consenting adults having a bit
of "fun" (ahem), however if I were a parent I'd hate to have to explain to
my child what some lady was doing wiff a lolly up her twat. heh...
del
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Acacia
> arrested. Not that I have anything against consenting adults having a bit
> of "fun" (ahem), however if I were a parent I'd hate to have to explain to
> my child what some lady was doing wiff a lolly up her twat. heh...
*nods* Yeah, there are other places she could have done it besides a ride hehe. I also
don't think she needed to take off her underwear to do it, I mean I can put stuff in me
without making it look to obvious, without completely taking off my underwear (not
saying that I have :p). Cause isn't that breaking that public exposure law or decency or
something?
*~Acacia~*
TrollerOfTrolls
Adrian Veidt wrote in message <35e729d6...@news.alt.net>...
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>The bright side of the story is that since I won the bet, she said I
Chris Marino
Adrian Veidt wrote:
On Wed, 26 Aug 1998 02:51:35 GMT, rain...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>My girlfriend and I were at WDW back in July and for the most part we had a
>great time. That is until a certain CM (you know who you are) at Alien
>Encounter ALMOST ruined our trip. It was our first day in the MK. We waited
>all day to go on Alien Encounter (the lines had been very long all day). Well
>around 5:00 it died down and we went on. For those of you have never been on
>this ride, It is VERY dark. My girlfriend and used this to our advantage to
>share a kiss. One kiss led to another and befoe you know it I had my hands on
>her flapjacks. (under her shirt, of course). Well, when that spotlight
>started, apparently a CM saw this and made us exit the ride. How embarassing.
>He gave us a speech about how this sort of thing was not allowed in Disney
>parks, and then forced us to leave the parks. I couldn't believe it! I was
>MAD!!!!!! We went back to the hotel and I came up with an idea. We would
>return in disguise. I grabbed one of the towels from the bathroom and wrapped
>it around my head, told my girlfriend to take her clothes off, and pulled the
>sheet off the bed and wrapped it around her. We both wiped our deoderant off,
>and we headed back to the MK. Believe it or not, IT WORKED!!!!! To them we
>were just a couple of camel jockeys walking around the park.
>
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My wife and I had a similarly bad experience at the Magic Kingdom. We
had just bought one of those long spiral lollypops on Main Street, and
I was teasing her that the was no way she could take it all in her.
She replied that she had taken schlongs that were pretty similar in
size, so she would have no problem with it. I kept teasing her about
it, so since it was near closing time, we went on It's a Small World,
which is always empty late at night. We had a boat all to ourselves,
so about 30 seconds into the ride, she takes off her panties and shows
me how much of it she can take. She got about 3/4 of it into her, but
that was it. She admitted defeat, but when our boat pulled up to the
dock, there were a couple of CMs there. Someone had seen the whole
thing and reported it! We were escorted out of the park, which was no
big deal since we were going to be leaving soon, but I got pissed off
that they try to restrict what two consenting adults can do.
The bright side of the story is that since I won the bet, she said I
Acacia
Chris Marino wrote:
I think it had more to do with what two consenting adults do in public.
Exactly! I can see teenagers doing that (no offense to anyone, I'm a teenager), but adults? I mean common sense says you don't take off your underwear and stick a lollipop up yourself *especially* in a place filled with little kids.
*~Acacia~*
Skip Caraway
nWo Hollywood wrote in message <#H51jIt09GA.207@upnetnews03>...
Skip Caraway
Acacia wrote in message <35E76F96...@erols.com>...
Chris Marino wrote:
I think it had more to do with what two consenting adults do in public.
Exactly! I can see teenagers doing that (no offense to anyone, I'm a teenager), but adults? I mean common sense says you don't take off your underwear and stick a lollipop up yourself *especially* in a place filled with little kids.
*~Acacia~*
Beth Shorten
TrollerOfTrolls wrote in message
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>LOL! You have to make bets to do that to your wife? She begs me for it.
>
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>
Tim Hodge
+ISn't this getting to be a bit much?
No.
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>Acacia <thef...@erols.com> wrote:
>:> that they try to restrict what two consenting adults can do.
>
>: Don't you think sticking a spiral lollipop up a cunt at DISNEY is a lil raunchy
>: and inappropriate even if it was at night.? If anyone did that anywhere they'd get
>: kicked out. She should at least have been more careful about it.
>
> I'm suprised the staff didn't just call the police and have them
>arrested. Not that I have anything against consenting adults having a bit
>of "fun" (ahem), however if I were a parent I'd hate to have to explain to
>my child what some lady was doing wiff a lolly up her twat. heh...
Hey, almost *anything* can happen in the MAGICAL WORLD OF DISNEY!
Reminds me of the time when, as a youngster, I had to explain the existence
of death to my 4 year old sister after we stumbled upon a dead and
decomposing maggot-covered hobo just outside Epcot Center.
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head and it output:
¥ On 28 Aug 1998 23:41:12 GMT, -=deliryum=- <deli...@cdc.net> squawked:
¥
¥ >Acacia <thef...@erols.com> wrote:
¥ >:> that they try to restrict what two consenting adults can do.
¥ >
¥ >: Don't you think sticking a spiral lollipop up a cunt at DISNEY is a lil raunchy
¥ >: and inappropriate even if it was at night.? If anyone did that anywhere they'd get
¥ >: kicked out. She should at least have been more careful about it.
¥ >
¥ > I'm suprised the staff didn't just call the police and have them
¥ >arrested. Not that I have anything against consenting adults having a bit
¥ >of "fun" (ahem), however if I were a parent I'd hate to have to explain to
¥ >my child what some lady was doing wiff a lolly up her twat. heh...
¥
¥ Hey, almost *anything* can happen in the MAGICAL WORLD OF DISNEY!
¥
¥ Reminds me of the time when, as a youngster, I had to explain the existence
¥ of death to my 4 year old sister after we stumbled upon a dead and
¥ decomposing maggot-covered hobo just outside Epcot Center.
Man, that reminds me of the time when we were watching the robot presidents
(do they still have that?) My older brother had diarrhea and he was wearing shorts!
I never ran so fast in my life! Three rows of people jumped up when they smelled
it. He hates it when I bring this up!
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>Exactly! I can see teenagers doing that (no offense to anyone, I'm a
>teenager), but adults? I mean common sense says you don't take off your
>underwear and stick a lollipop up yourself *especially* in a place
>filled with little kids.
Of course, it should be mentioned that sticking a lollipop inside
your vagina isn't at all good for you. The sugar can cause
certain female complications. If you wanna know more, ask an
OB-Gyn, because I couldn't tell ya. heh...
Bradly E. Peterson, Psychodrama Press
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Acacia
> your vagina isn't at all good for you. The sugar can cause
> certain female complications. If you wanna know more, ask an
> OB-Gyn, because I couldn't tell ya. heh...
Haha! I think she still had the plastic on, cause wouldn't that get stickey?
:o/
*~Acacia~*
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That reminds me of the time they found the body of a very stupid burglar in
the ventilation duct complex at the chain drug store I worked at in
California. If he had shrunk any more, he'd have dropped right through the
drop-ceiling and into some little ol' lady's cart. RADICAL!
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Acacia schrieb in Nachricht <35E74371...@erols.com>...
>> I'm suprised the staff didn't just call the police and have them
>> arrested. Not that I have anything against consenting adults having a bit
>> of "fun" (ahem), however if I were a parent I'd hate to have to explain
to
>> my child what some lady was doing wiff a lolly up her twat. heh...
>