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Liquorhead

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Aug 30, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/30/98
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Liquorhead..."Tony Stark"
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FunkyM3485

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Aug 30, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/30/98
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FunkyM sees it like this! Add more if you like!

Ace = Apocalypse
TWOsweet JD = the Joker
Kelly Vaters = Wonder Woman
Ken Tua/Ilovehogan/Uwarrior = Incredible Hulk
John DeJong = Magneto
Allan Benson = Dr. Victor Von Doom
Taskmistress = She-Hulk (looks), Lex Luthor (personality)
Chad Bryant = Captain America
John Proulx = Superman
Conn = the Punisher or Batman
Jack Epstein = Spider-Man
FunkyM = Jim Carrey's Riddler!

Your friend and mine, Chris (a.k.a. FunkyM)
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Damn my enemies, damn my foes! Damn my hoes for steppin on my toes!

ViNNY

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FunkyM3485 wrote in message
<199808300627...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...

>FunkyM sees it like this! Add more if you like!
>
>Ace = Apocalypse


He wishes. Ace is more like that little Goblin geek from Spiderman.

-Vin

"Remember - Jesus is watching you. Watching us. Watching you. WATCHING
JESUS"

RSPW-G British Ambassador
Leader of RSPWECW's Nation of ViN, aka, ViN and Alicia's House of Lovin'
Alicia Snow's dream man

Insert Name

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Alex Demchuk = Wonder Women

John & Shelley Proulx

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Aug 30, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/30/98
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FunkyM3485 wrote:
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> FunkyM sees it like this! Add more if you like!
>
> Ace = Apocalypse
> TWOsweet JD = the Joker
> Kelly Vaters = Wonder Woman
> Ken Tua/Ilovehogan/Uwarrior = Incredible Hulk
> John DeJong = Magneto
> Allan Benson = Dr. Victor Von Doom
> Taskmistress = She-Hulk (looks), Lex Luthor (personality)
> Chad Bryant = Captain America
> John Proulx = Superman

You know, I thought I'd lost some heat around here, but how much more
over can you be than when FunkyM thinks you're Superman ;-)

> FunkyM = Jim Carrey's Riddler!
>

/begin work here/ Then it's obvious that you understand that the only
way you're going to beat me in our eventual match-up is with Kryptonite.
/end work here/

"Gentleman" John Proulx
RSPW-G Minister of Science and Technology

Conn

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Aug 30, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/30/98
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FunkyM3485 wrote:

> FunkyM sees it like this! Add more if you like!
>
> Ace = Apocalypse

Ace = Mr. Mxyxptylx (I know that's spelled wrong ,but somebody please
make him say it backwards.)

> TWOsweet JD = the Joker
> Kelly Vaters = Wonder Woman
> Ken Tua/Ilovehogan/Uwarrior = Incredible Hulk
> John DeJong = Magneto

John = Spawn. *Definately* Spawn.

> Allan Benson = Dr. Victor Von Doom

I'd say Allen = Guy Gardner.

> Taskmistress = She-Hulk (looks), Lex Luthor (personality)
> Chad Bryant = Captain America
> John Proulx = Superman

> Conn = the Punisher or Batman

Thank you. I'm Conn, the Dark Knight from now on.

> Jack Epstein = Spider-Man

Good choice. The talented kid who's having a hard time growing up.

> FunkyM = Jim Carrey's Riddler!

Veronika = JubileeGern = Green Arrow, rhymes with bone marrow.
Zoogz Rift = Aquaman (who else?)
Alicia Snow = Poison Ivy


-- Conn (co...@wctc.net)

History shows again and again,
how nature points out the folly of man.

FunkyM3485

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Aug 30, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/30/98
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"ViNNY" <vi...@avincent.demon.co.uk> write:
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>FunkyM3485 wrote in message
><199808300627...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
>>FunkyM sees it like this! Add more if you like!
>>
>>Ace = Apocalypse
>
>He wishes.

Sure he is. He keeps trying to kill everybody but he can't hurt a flea.
Everyone tries to kill his accounts but he keeps coming back from the dead even
if all the readers want him to stay dead.

>Ace is more like that little Goblin geek from Spiderman.

The hobgoblin or the green goblin?

FunkyM3485

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Aug 30, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/30/98
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Conn <co...@wctc.net> write:

>FunkyM3485 wrote:
>
>> Ace = Apocalypse
>
>Ace = Mr. Mxyxptylx (I know that's spelled wrong ,but somebody please
>make him say it backwards.)

Hehehehe...

>> John DeJong = Magneto
>
>John = Spawn. *Definately* Spawn.

That's even better!!

>> Allan Benson = Dr. Victor Von Doom
>
>I'd say Allen = Guy Gardner.

Who???!!!

>> Conn = the Punisher or Batman
>
>Thank you. I'm Conn, the Dark Knight from now on.

Who's your boy wonder?

>> Jack Epstein = Spider-Man
>
>Good choice. The talented kid who's having a hard time growing up.

But he gets to do the vertical tango that hot Mary Jane! That lucky duck!

>Veronika = JubileeGern = Green Arrow, rhymes with bone marrow.
>Zoogz Rift = Aquaman (who else?)
>Alicia Snow = Poison Ivy

Waru = Brainiac
Brutaliy = Sabretooth
FunkyM changed his mind about himself.
FunkyM now = Deadpool

Ultima

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Aug 30, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/30/98
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Conn wrote:

[SLASh]

> Guy Gardner was a Green Lantern, but he was kicked out for being too much of a hothead. He then went on to create a yellow ring for himself that had the same GL powers. Guy's high point was getting one-punch coldcocked by Batman at a Justice League meeting.

I thought Guy got his yellow ring from Sinestro after Sinestro died?

--
U

Conn

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Aug 31, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/31/98
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FunkyM3485 wrote:

> Conn <co...@wctc.net> write:
> >FunkyM3485 wrote:
> >
> >> Ace = Apocalypse
> >
> >Ace = Mr. Mxyxptylx (I know that's spelled wrong ,but somebody please
> >make him say it backwards.)
>
> Hehehehe...
>
> >> John DeJong = Magneto
> >
> >John = Spawn. *Definately* Spawn.
>
> That's even better!!
>
> >> Allan Benson = Dr. Victor Von Doom
> >
> >I'd say Allen = Guy Gardner.
>
> Who???!!!

Guy Gardner was a Green Lantern, but he was kicked out for being too much of


a hothead. He then went on to create a yellow ring for himself that had the
same GL powers. Guy's high point was getting one-punch coldcocked by Batman
at a Justice League meeting.

> >> Conn = the Punisher or Batman


> >
> >Thank you. I'm Conn, the Dark Knight from now on.
>
> Who's your boy wonder?

I dunno. Joker keeps killing them with a tire-iron. Job's open.

> >> Jack Epstein = Spider-Man
> >
> >Good choice. The talented kid who's having a hard time growing up.
>
> But he gets to do the vertical tango that hot Mary Jane! That lucky duck!

Ah, but the even hotter Gwendolyn is tits-up feeding the worms.

> >Veronika = Jubilee

> >Gern = Green Arrow, rhymes with bone marrow.
> >Zoogz Rift = Aquaman (who else?)
> >Alicia Snow = Poison Ivy
>
> Waru = Brainiac
> Brutaliy = Sabretooth
> FunkyM changed his mind about himself.
> FunkyM now = Deadpool

-- Conn (co...@wctc.net)

Allan J. Benson

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Aug 31, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/31/98
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Conn (co...@wctc.net) writes:

> FunkyM3485 wrote:
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>> Allan Benson = Dr. Victor Von Doom

I'd say Dr. Doom is more like Waru. I'm more like Cable or Prof. X, I
think.

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Can you smell what Allan Benson's cooking? ;-D
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"Honor is a concept this world has cast aside."
- Magneto, UXM 275 -

sKOFfer

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funky...@aol.com (FunkyM3485) wrote:

>FunkyM sees it like this! Add more if you like!
>

Mattie C.= Little Lotta (Harvey Comics rule)

>John DeJong = Magneto

I'm thinking Solomon Grundy.

Alex Demchuk= Snapper Carr


And some of those SCSA t-shirts make Austin look alot like Thorak
(pre-Crisis anyway when Scoffer read comic books)


Scoffer
I eat more chicken than any man ever seen.

Allan J. Benson

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FunkyM3485 (funky...@aol.com) writes:
> Conn <co...@wctc.net> write:
>>FunkyM3485 wrote:
>>
>>> Ace = Apocalypse
>>
>>Ace = Mr. Mxyxptylx (I know that's spelled wrong ,but somebody please
>>make him say it backwards.)

How about Ace as Reggie from the "Archie" comics?

chadb...@yahoo.com

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In article <199808300627...@ladder03.news.aol.com>,
funky...@aol.com (FunkyM3485) wrote:

> Chad Bryant = Captain America

This is funny and ironic in more ways than one.

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John DeJong

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Sep 2, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/2/98
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sKOFfer wrote in message <35eb31c8.1976970@news>...
>>John DeJong = Magneto

>I'm thinking Solomon Grundy.


Nah. Either Magneto, because I attract, but really, from what I know of
spawn (admittedly little), Conn's right.

Have a nice day.
John DeJong
RSPW-G Vice-President
Zero Tolerance for RSPW Trolls

Conn

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Sep 3, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/3/98
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John DeJong wrote:

> sKOFfer wrote in message <35eb31c8.1976970@news>...
> >>John DeJong = Magneto
>
> >I'm thinking Solomon Grundy.
>
> Nah. Either Magneto, because I attract, but really, from what I know of
> spawn (admittedly little), Conn's right.

Spawn, a tortured soul, a professional killer recruited to lead the armies
of Hell, who, in death finds a more righteous path. Torn between being a
demon or a Saint, he fights not only evil, but his own past, and his own
dark side.
Dat's you all over, big guy.

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