"The Expert" Harold Williams
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On 31 Aug 1999, Harold Williams wrote:
> If Lex Luger is purposely lying about Hulk Hogan being the Hummer
> driver, then Luger himself probably had something to do with the hummer
> incident. However, Luger could not have been the driver, because Eric
> Bischoff had said that the driver was a woman.
> Who could the driver had been? Ms. Elizabeth. The last time we had
> seen her, Elizabeth had been spending alot of time around Luger; and
> when Luger disappeared from WCW, so did Elizabeth. So how does Lex
> Luger fit in? Remember that Randy Savage (who orchestrated the Hummer
> incident) said that he had a bodyguard for Gorgeous George. He never
> said that the Hummer driver and the bodyguard were the same person.
> Therefore, the bodyguard could be Luger.
Agreed. While I don't believe Luger personally drove the hummer, I believe
he was involved in the plan somewhere. I could see a Savage-Eliz-Luger
alliance. Luger has notoriously played both sides of the fence. I thought
it was only a matter of time before he turned on Sting, and I'm surprised
he hasn't done so yet again. But it looks like it's inevitable now. Maybe
he helps the Stinger get the World title, then helps Macho get it back.
1- This isn't PWI so it's heels, not rulebreakers and faces/baby faces
not fan favorites.
2- Never, *ever* try to rationalize WCW.
Harold Williams wrote:
>
> There is no doubt in my mind that Hulk Hogan was not the driver of
> the Hummer that was used in the attack on Kevin Nash.
> First of all, in the photo that Lex Luger had of Hulk Hogan
> standing next to the Hummer, Hogan was wearing an NWO Black & White
> T-Shirt. During the time period of the Hummer incident, Hogan was a
> member of The NWO WolFPäc, where he wore NWO Red & Black T-Shirts. The
> photo appears to be older than Luger is saying, which would make it
> irrelevant to this situation.
Actually IIRC Hogan was sans beard in the photo so it was pretty
recent. I could also make a strong argument that Hogan was *not* a
wolfpac member, he just wore the shirt. If you can somehow logically
explain the whole nWo angle after Hogan's loss to Flair, please do.
We're all trying to figure that out.
> Third, Lex Luger has basically made a career out of switching back
> and forth between fan favorite and rulebreaker.
That's just Dusty's booking for you. Also Sting also made a career of
being stabbed in the back so it'll be a good bet that who ever he trusts
will turn on him.
> If Lex Luger is purposely lying about Hulk Hogan being the Hummer
> driver, then Luger himself probably had something to do with the hummer
> incident. However, Luger could not have been the driver, because Eric
> Bischoff had said that the driver was a woman.
And Bischoff would never lie?
> Who could the driver had been? Ms. Elizabeth. The last time we had
> seen her, Elizabeth had been spending alot of time around Luger; and
> when Luger disappeared from WCW, so did Elizabeth.
In all probability WCW has no idea who they'll pick as the hummer driver
and I wouldn't be surprised if they dropped the whole angle again.
You have to hand it to him, it was a really well thought out and written
theory. Perhaps he should work for WCW and replace Bischoff.
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