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Hulk Hogan Was Not The Hummer Driver

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Harold Williams

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Aug 31, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/31/99
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There is no doubt in my mind that Hulk Hogan was not the driver of
the Hummer that was used in the attack on Kevin Nash.
First of all, in the photo that Lex Luger had of Hulk Hogan
standing next to the Hummer, Hogan was wearing an NWO Black & White
T-Shirt. During the time period of the Hummer incident, Hogan was a
member of The NWO WolFPäc, where he wore NWO Red & Black T-Shirts. The
photo appears to be older than Luger is saying, which would make it
irrelevant to this situation.
Second, either Hulk Hogan was the Hummer driver, or Lex Luger is
swerving Sting. In other words, one of them is a rulebreaker. Hogan is
much more popular than Luger is with the fans, so Luger has less to lose
by turning rulebreaker.
Third, Lex Luger has basically made a career out of switching back
and forth between fan favorite and rulebreaker. Hulk Hogan is guilty of
of turning rulebreaker only once since he has been a fan favorite.
Fourth, Randy Savage & Gorgeous George looked very suspicious just
sitting there in Hulk Hogan's dressing room. Savage looked not at all
surprised when Sting showed up- it looked like he was expecting Sting.
If I'm right about Lex Luger, then Savage & George are his allies in
this attempt to frame Hogan.
If Lex Luger is purposely lying about Hulk Hogan being the Hummer
driver, then Luger himself probably had something to do with the hummer
incident. However, Luger could not have been the driver, because Eric
Bischoff had said that the driver was a woman.
Who could the driver had been? Ms. Elizabeth. The last time we had
seen her, Elizabeth had been spending alot of time around Luger; and
when Luger disappeared from WCW, so did Elizabeth. So how does Lex
Luger fit in? Remember that Randy Savage (who orchestrated the Hummer
incident) said that he had a bodyguard for Gorgeous George. He never
said that the Hummer driver and the bodyguard were the same person.
Therefore, the bodyguard could be Luger.

"The Expert" Harold Williams
Pro-Wrestling Writer & Website Designer


Charles Allen

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Sep 1, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/1/99
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On 31 Aug 1999, Harold Williams wrote:

> If Lex Luger is purposely lying about Hulk Hogan being the Hummer
> driver, then Luger himself probably had something to do with the hummer
> incident. However, Luger could not have been the driver, because Eric
> Bischoff had said that the driver was a woman.
> Who could the driver had been? Ms. Elizabeth. The last time we had
> seen her, Elizabeth had been spending alot of time around Luger; and
> when Luger disappeared from WCW, so did Elizabeth. So how does Lex
> Luger fit in? Remember that Randy Savage (who orchestrated the Hummer
> incident) said that he had a bodyguard for Gorgeous George. He never
> said that the Hummer driver and the bodyguard were the same person.
> Therefore, the bodyguard could be Luger.

Agreed. While I don't believe Luger personally drove the hummer, I believe
he was involved in the plan somewhere. I could see a Savage-Eliz-Luger
alliance. Luger has notoriously played both sides of the fence. I thought
it was only a matter of time before he turned on Sting, and I'm surprised
he hasn't done so yet again. But it looks like it's inevitable now. Maybe
he helps the Stinger get the World title, then helps Macho get it back.


John Eustice

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Sep 1, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/1/99
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Hey man, welcome to the net. A few rules you should know:

1- This isn't PWI so it's heels, not rulebreakers and faces/baby faces
not fan favorites.
2- Never, *ever* try to rationalize WCW.

Harold Williams wrote:
>
> There is no doubt in my mind that Hulk Hogan was not the driver of
> the Hummer that was used in the attack on Kevin Nash.
> First of all, in the photo that Lex Luger had of Hulk Hogan
> standing next to the Hummer, Hogan was wearing an NWO Black & White
> T-Shirt. During the time period of the Hummer incident, Hogan was a
> member of The NWO WolFPäc, where he wore NWO Red & Black T-Shirts. The
> photo appears to be older than Luger is saying, which would make it
> irrelevant to this situation.

Actually IIRC Hogan was sans beard in the photo so it was pretty
recent. I could also make a strong argument that Hogan was *not* a
wolfpac member, he just wore the shirt. If you can somehow logically
explain the whole nWo angle after Hogan's loss to Flair, please do.
We're all trying to figure that out.

> Third, Lex Luger has basically made a career out of switching back
> and forth between fan favorite and rulebreaker.

That's just Dusty's booking for you. Also Sting also made a career of
being stabbed in the back so it'll be a good bet that who ever he trusts
will turn on him.

> If Lex Luger is purposely lying about Hulk Hogan being the Hummer
> driver, then Luger himself probably had something to do with the hummer
> incident. However, Luger could not have been the driver, because Eric
> Bischoff had said that the driver was a woman.

And Bischoff would never lie?

> Who could the driver had been? Ms. Elizabeth. The last time we had
> seen her, Elizabeth had been spending alot of time around Luger; and
> when Luger disappeared from WCW, so did Elizabeth.

In all probability WCW has no idea who they'll pick as the hummer driver
and I wouldn't be surprised if they dropped the whole angle again.


ConMan1040

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Sep 3, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/3/99
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>1- This isn't PWI so it's heels, not rulebreakers and faces/baby faces
>not fan favorites.
>2- Never, *ever* try to rationalize WCW.

You have to hand it to him, it was a really well thought out and written
theory. Perhaps he should work for WCW and replace Bischoff.
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Rob The Throb

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Sep 3, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/3/99
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> First of all, in the photo that Lex Luger had of Hulk Hogan
>standing next to the Hummer, Hogan was wearing an NWO Black & White
>T-Shirt. During the time period of the Hummer incident, Hogan was a
>member of The NWO WolFPäc, where he wore NWO Red & Black T-Shirts.

Are you saying that people never wear old t-shirts? I still have a Jeff
Foxworthy redneck shirt that I wear all the time, but he hasn't been funny for
quite a few years now.

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