[RETIREMENT] Ronnie Deschenes

Ronnie Deschenes

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages,

They say that all good things must come to an end... For me,
e-wrestling is a good thing. And therefore, for me, it had to come to
an end sooner or later. I guess it's sooner.

Here's the lowdown...

I started out in e-wrestling way back in the summer of 1995, by
introduction of my friend, James Phelan. I tinkered with it, creating
an unsuccessful character or two, before abandoning e-wrestling when
moving from Montreal to Ottawa. In Ottawa, when I was back up on my
feet again, I got into some simmed feds... The VFWF and the EHWA. In
those federations, I created three characters... Jean and Martin, two
French nationalists, and a certain pretty boy... A character who's
successes I could never fathom... Enter "Playboy" Ronnie D.

Ronnie D, who started under the name "Superstar" Ronnie Deschenes, hit
the scene in October of 1996. Debuting in the VFWF and EHWA, where he
soon captured several titles, and after a good 7 months, finally moved
on to the NeCW, after defeating hated rival Alex Gowan at his EHWA
retirement show.

In the NeCW, he racked up an impressive win/loss total, becoming
easily the most feared wrestler there, losing only one match to the
man known as Mexx in an incredible match... Ronnie defeated him the
day after. It was there that he perfected his heel techniques...
Taunting the crowd, sticking between the ropes in a double-ring battle
royal, playing dead for a whole three-man ladder match until suplexing
his exhausted opponents off the ladder and grabbing his title. Those
were the days...

However, after a nasty little break up with Fletch (NeCW fedhead)
which is yet another part of the Ronnie Deschenes mystique, D moved on
to wander aimlessly for a few months... Racking up a win over Dan
Kauffman, and resting up for the biggest match of his career... Ronnie
D vs. Brody Thunder at the IIeW. In possibly one of the best matches
of 1998, D defeated Thunder in a thiller of a match, after a
controversial ending. They went on to have one of the most heated
feuds in e-wrestling, with three awesome matches, culminating with
Thunder getting his revenge at the IIWF's last ever show, IIWF
Forever.

Of course, in this time, Ronnie also fought in the prestigious EMWC,
quickly becoming the most hated character there, having classic bouts
with Thunder, Richard "Moxy" Blue, Steve Spector and Trey Porter, and
many others... All culminating this weekend in a huge WarGames match,
where his Body Shop stablemates and many other EMWCers got their shots
in on D, swiftly wiping him from the face of the EWMC.

Of course, Ronnie D wasn't my entire e-wrestling career... No, far
from it. There were my early flamewars on this very newsgroup, which
were usenet classics in their own right... They got me most of my
attention. Oh, they were fun. I never meant most of the BS I spewed in
those flamewars... But my unsuspecting victims couldn't tell! :)

Then, there was the International Invitationals of e-Wrestling... Oh,
what a great moment, not just for me, but for e-wrestling. The IIeW
truly ushered in a new era for e-wrestling: The era of cooperation.
Just a few short months before, the great federations refused to work
together, standing as far apart as islands. Shortly after the IIeW,
the IIWF and SJPW worked together on the King of the Cruisers
tournament, which I was a proud participant of.

The IIeW, combining the talents of the UWF, the IEWA, the MLWO, the
SCRA, the EMWC and the IIWF provided many memorable moments... Steve
Kowalski defeating Mad Dog Watkins to keep his IIWF title, Chris Myers
defeating Simon Lebec, Creed and J.W. Hardin all in one night, Requiem
being downed by Tiger Claw, leading Casey James to victory, the
classic Otto Verhoeven - J.W. Hardin dream match, and of course, Brody
Thunder vs. Ronnie D.

Several new stars were shown to the world, like Jessica Starbird and
Chris Myers. And the SCRA and EMWC became household names with their
IIeW appearances. And, not to forget, the world was shown that Ronnie
Deschenes wasn't just a hack RSPWF troll... He was a hack promoter,
too!

And not to mention, the standard for all tournaments to follow was set
with the Deschenes Cup.

Looking back, it was a great career.

I suppose you all want to know why I'm hanging the boots up, don't
you? Well, suffice to say, I'd always said that the day I get mad at
this game is the day I quit. And today, Saturday, October 3, 1998... I
got mad. After the Body Shop had pummeled Ronnie D on an EMWC card,
several EMWC wrestlers attacked Ronnie, and he was wheeled out on a
stretcher. The match upset me in ways which I don't care to explain, I
lost it, and when cooler heads prevailed... I realized it was time to
leave.

Of course, I'd been debating leaving for several months, anyway... I
just needed something to push me over the edge. It wasn't fun, it was
a chore, really... I couldn't find any enthusiasm for the game. I'm
getting a little too busy for this game, and besides... I've done all
I can do. Pretty simple, really.

Wrapping this letter and this career up, before I leave, why not
unravel a few random mysteries? Here goes nothing:

- Yes, I am Steve Carmichael's lover.

- My full name is Ronnie James William Deschenes.

- I shot JFK from the grassy knoll.

- My last name is pronounced Day-Shayne.

- I really do secretly want to be Shawn Michaels.

- I slept with that intern, and it was really, really good.

- I love you all... But not that way.

So, I guess this is it, my swan song, my farewell...

Hasta!
Ronnie Deschenes

John Doe

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Ok, Ok. First off, Ronnie, I love you to (but not that way)

I've been following you for about a year now, and let me say that you (and
maybe a few others) should be deemed as one of the best even. That match at
Forever was AWESOME.

Please dont go;

-John "Runefire" C

GoFinsIn98

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>Of course, I'd been debating leaving for several months, anyway... I
>just needed something to push me over the edge. It wasn't fun, it was
>a chore, really... I couldn't find any enthusiasm for the game. I'm
>getting a little too busy for this game, and besides... I've done all
>I can do. Pretty simple, really.

:sniff:

I knew it had to be coming...

Ronnie, you were/are what e-wrestling is all about.

So long, man. You will be missed.

Good luck in all your endeavors, and don't hesitate in dropping me an IM.

-Aaron Barham
Handler of "Heartbreaker" Steve Wallace
Ronnie D's #1 Mark FOREVER

FireofFury

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Adios man. Never knew much about you except from everybody said. And from
what everybody said, you really ruled. So it's sad to see ya go..

"That's Mr. Fury To You"

- Shawn "Top Quality" Kross(0-0-0)
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MrHeadline

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One word: Damn.

- Joe Yanock

Handler of...
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CandyMan

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Yo D..

I've talked to you a couple of times and I would say your a pretty cool
person, even if ya don't know me to well!

Oh Well I wanted to say.. Take Care and Stay Cool, Adios!

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Ronnie Deschenes wrote:

> Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages,
>

YOUR TAG TEAM CHAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMPIIIIIOOOONNNNSS OF THE WORLD!!!! Oh...

[SNIP]

> Wrapping this letter and this career up, before I leave, why not
> unravel a few random mysteries? Here goes nothing:
>
> - Yes, I am Steve Carmichael's lover.
>

Cool!

> - My full name is Ronnie James William Deschenes.
>

Mine's Jason Robert Russell. =P

> - I shot JFK from the grassy knoll.
>

And I loaded the gun!

> - My last name is pronounced Day-Shayne.
>

I thought it was "Deh-Shen-Ez". Proves how much of an illiterate bastard
I am. =)

> - I really do secretly want to be Shawn Michaels.
>

I'd like to be Shawn Michaels too. But, I'd rather be The Rock.

> - I slept with that intern, and it was really, really good.
>

Ronnie did... I repeat, Ronnie _did_ have sexual relations with that
woman, Ms. Lewinsky.

> - I love you all... But not that way.
>

Aww.

> So, I guess this is it, my swan song, my farewell...
>
> Hasta!
> Ronnie Deschenes

Well, mang, on a more serious note...

Really, it's a shame to see you go. I mean, you've done a lot for the
"game", it's handlers and its feds. From giving people tips on
roleplaying, to picking out a small fed and making it known, to starring
in XXX video's...

... You've done it all.

And if you ever decide to come out of retirement, hunt me down and give
some little kid a chance to shine, and step in the ring with The Flash. =)

Good luck in the future,

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WTF?! I was only 3 days, and this happends?

"Homeless" Joe

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Kozak

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Ronnie,

Ouch...this was a little unexpected. Well, if you must go, you must go, but
I have a feeling you'll be back. Sianara pal! Be sure to grace us with your
presence here on the RSPWF every now and then.

Aaron Kozak
not a cheerleader

sha...@storm.ca

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Ronnie Deschenes wrote:
>
> Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages,
>
> They say that all good things must come to an end... For me,
> e-wrestling is a good thing. And therefore, for me, it had to
> come to an end sooner or later. I guess it's sooner.

Well Ronnie, saying "good bye" is never enjoyable but as someone who
read both your matches and your rantings and ravings in RSPWF, I can
honestly say that you'll be missed. Some would say missed like a kick
in the teeth but not me, no sir! ;-)

Seriously though, Ronnie, once I'm back up in Ottawa, I'd like to get in
touch sometime and buy you that beer I'm always promising.

Take care and thanks for all the entertaining moments.

Patrick
¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
"I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it."
- Steven Wright

LA...@webtv.net

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Here comes Ronnie D. want to be's.See you Ronnie,and when your board
come back and show everyone want the old timer can do.

~Levi

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All I can say, is you were without a shadow of a doubt the ewrestler of 98....
And... heck, ya may have even beaten me.. ::Shameless Plug:: So from me, and
the rest of the ewrestling world....

GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!

Danny Wilson
Handler Of- Tyrone Parker
HHWO,SWP,RWF,NEW(Happy now J.R :)
17-1-2
RWF National Champion!
CNWL Cruiserweight Champion!

Robzilla12

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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY GOD!! WHY RONNIE!!

[Somebody shouts "He's not dead."]

Oh. :) Good luck Ronnie, even though I never talked to ya.

-Robert
"Sigs suck."-Me

Jv

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Ronnie:

Let me wish you the best of luck in what ever you decide to prusue in life.
I really enjoyed working with you in both the VFWF and the NECW.

(Joel pours a glass of champagne and raises the glass to toast.)

Ronnie, Let the fortunate wind always blow in your direction and may all of
your dreams come true!

(Joel drinks the champagne.)

Joel then reads the following poem:

FRIENDSHIPS
By Joel Maurice Verlin

The only truly way that you can be alone in this world is if you choose to
be alone

Friendships will not knock at your door -- you must go out and (gasp) meet
people

You must learn from your Friendships

You should always treasure your Friendships

You should always rekindle old Friendships and bring new ones to life

And then as you are busy talking to this friend and then that friend

You will realize that you are not alone.

(Fade.)

Handler Of Allen "The Acer" Carter
All Time VFWF Internet Champion
(HIWF Formely ICW, INWA, NECW, WWA, VFWF and NEWA)
Allen "Mr. America" Carter (CWO), Former North American Champion/Co-Six Man
Tag Title Champion
The Nobles (Jack Diamond, The King With A Club) (HIWF)
Former IIWF Match Writer

Playboy Ronnie 'D' Vs. Vampryo...For the NeCW Lightweight Championship

BF: The referee is taking action to make this a fairer fight. Carter
starts walking back up the aisle, but takes a detour and begins hassling
a camera man.

LVK: I hope he hits Steve because he would be fired. Not to say that I
hope he hurts Steve, but for him to be fired would really hurt Playboy's
reign right now. He has the camara and begins to sneak down towards the
ring again.

(Miss Juli, Acer's ever present manager distracts the ref and...)

BF: Carter takes the camera and pegs Vampyro upside the head with it!!!
Vampyro is out cold as Playboy rolls him up and waits for the referee to
get over there. He could take all day and the result wouldn't change
now. The referee comes over to count.

Allen "The Acer" Carter Takes Care Of Business.
NeCW Superstars On Wednesday, December 10, 1997

AirXJuvy

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>All I can say, is you were without a shadow of a doubt the ewrestler of
>98....
>And... heck, ya may have even beaten me.. ::Shameless Plug:: So from me, and
>the rest of the ewrestling world....
>
>GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!

Awww......wasn't that sweet! Marry him next!

j/k

-Juvy
-Your maker, breaker, all-around injury faker
-Brian
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Nugman3333

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Hey Ronnie, it's a damn shame to see you go. Now you don't getta watch me
become RSPWF Rookie of the Year [Hint, Hint]. With all do respect, we love you
man, and even though I can't buy you a beer because I'm under-age, I could
still piss inti a glass and give it to you. Keep ya' head up, D.

Tim Beck
Ronnie D, IIWF....
Forever

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HAH! I don't care if you DO retire, you're STILL going to be on the WWO's
Rumour Mill EVERY STINKING WEEK!

Mike L.
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wu...@clic.net
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½ WWO Tag Team Champions
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Bouncing baby boy expected Oct. 31, 1998

Remember the "Playboy"...

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StnCldRulz

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Mark Cutter has to be laughing his ass off, and throwing a damn party about
now.

-Brett

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Robzilla12

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Screw Mark Cutter.

-Robert
"Sigs are for gays."-Me

GoFinsIn98

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Brett Kotecki, the World's Biggest Bean-O Abuser Wrote: (hee... I now have
license to the quote.)

>Mark Cutter has to be laughing his ass off, >and throwing a damn party about
>now.

Actually, I think no matter what Cutter says, secretly, he really _doesn't_
wanna see Ron go.

-Aaron
Lata Ron, come down to Norfolk again.

RipCW1

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Well, Ronnie the few times we did speak were great. All the matches of yours I
read and RP's and all were Excellent. Without a doubt your 98's E Wrestler of
the year.

You'll be missed greatly.

Good luck, with what ever happens next.

-marC Tigges

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# 72 on the RSPWF Top 100 Brawlers
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>I'd like to be Shawn Michaels too. But, I'd >rather be The Rock.

Yeah right, "You smell what the Flash is cookin'?"

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Don't piss me off unless you want to be starring in my next sig.

And after reading that I feel like pissing in your mouth and watching you gag
on it until you finally die. - Jay Ralston

>Well I must say that this efects me on two levels.
>
>In real life, I am saddened to see one of the top handlers in this game
>leave.

I agree, you have to be pretty sad in real life if you're going to
miss a person who posts to a NG.

> Ronnie, you and I have disagreed a few times over our careers,
>but I always respected what you had to say on many issues. I also
>admired the work you did for bringing in that era of co-operation you
>sopke of. The IIeW card was one of the best pieces of work in
>e-wrestling history. It is a shame to see someone on top of the game
>leave, but it happens. Good luck in whatever it is you do next.
>

Geez man, he ain't dying of cancer (as far as I know). Lighten up on
the syrup.

The Rob
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Ronnie Deschenes wrote:
>
> Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages,

Humm... where a Brazilian fits into one of these categories? 8))

> They say that all good things must come to an end... For me,
> e-wrestling is a good thing. And therefore, for me, it had to come to
> an end sooner or later. I guess it's sooner.

Well, that's a sad thing to read... But Ronnie, I am sure you got a thousand of
"we'll miss you, you're the greatest", so as a good friend that I think I am, I
am going simply say...

Later, Ron. 8)

> Wrapping this letter and this career up, before I leave, why not
> unravel a few random mysteries? Here goes nothing:
>
> - Yes, I am Steve Carmichael's lover.

Steve, we gotta talk later...

> - My full name is Ronnie James William Deschenes.

Big name for a guy with a small... patience? 8)

> - I shot JFK from the grassy knoll.

And you probably planned that Oklahoma attack?

> - My last name is pronounced Day-Shayne.

Ronnie Day-Shayne... Humm... Sounds strange. 8)

> - I really do secretly want to be Shawn Michaels.

Nah. I would like to be... ALDO MONTOYA! 8))

> - I slept with that intern, and it was really, really good.

Best weekend of your life? 8)

> - I love you all... But not that way.
>
> So, I guess this is it, my swan song, my farewell...
>
> Hasta!
> Ronnie Deschenes

Later, Ron
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Scorpio

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Ja$oN Ru$$eŁŁ wrote:
>
> Ronnie Deschenes wrote:
>
> > Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages,
> >
>

> YOUR TAG TEAM CHAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMPIIIIIOOOONNNNSS OF THE WORLD!!!! Oh...

POWER

AND

ARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGANCEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 8))

> [SNIP]

>
> > Wrapping this letter and this career up, before I leave, why not
> > unravel a few random mysteries? Here goes nothing:
> >

> > - My full name is Ronnie James William Deschenes.
> >
>

> Mine's Jason Robert Russell. =P

Mine's... ah, who cares? 8)

> > - I shot JFK from the grassy knoll.
> >

> And I loaded the gun!

And I BOUGHT the gun... 8)

> > - My last name is pronounced Day-Shayne.
> >
>

> I thought it was "Deh-Shen-Ez". Proves how much of an illiterate bastard
> I am. =)

That's what I've been trying to tell you... I mean... 8))

> > - I really do secretly want to be Shawn Michaels.
> >
>

> I'd like to be Shawn Michaels too. But, I'd rather be The Rock.

Can you smell what Jason's cooking?

> > - I slept with that intern, and it was really, really good.
> >
>

> Ronnie did... I repeat, Ronnie _did_ have sexual relations with that
> woman, Ms. Lewinsky.

Bad taste. I'd prefer Cameron Diaz. 8)

Ronnie Deschenes

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And if you had the *slightest* idea what it means when someone says
"in-character," you might not be such an embarassment to yourself.

Ronnie Deschenes
Posting in his own retirement thread

Ronnie Deschenes

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Roger DeFurio
University of Tennessee, Knoxville

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On Mon, 05 Oct 1998 22:15:25 -0300, Scorpio <lhga...@dcc.unicamp.br>
wrote:

>> I don't care, if it makes you feel better.
>

>Tks Rob... I think. 8)
>

You're welcome, I think. 8^)

>> >> > - I shot JFK from the grassy knoll.
>> >> And I loaded the gun!
>> >And I BOUGHT the gun... 8)
>>
>> I sold you the gun.
>

>And you overpriced it, you dam... 8)

It cost a little extra, but it did the job, and there was no 5-day
waiting period! That type of dealing doesn't come cheap. After all,
can one really put a price tag on a piece of history?

>> >> > - I really do secretly want to be Shawn Michaels.
>> >> I'd like to be Shawn Michaels too. But, I'd rather be The Rock.
>> >Can you smell what Jason's cooking?
>>
>> You'd rather be The Rob, then you could steal the gimmack and also be
>> the Poster of The Year.
>

>- Can you smell what Jason's cooking?
>- Yeah, Rob's gimmick.

Considering you were the first to nominate me to Poster Of The Year
status, you should be proud that I champion the cause. As for what
Jason is cooking, it smells a lot like Kraft Dinner.

The Rob

GoFinsIn98

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>I wish I could say it was a sad thing to see Ronnie go, but we all know he's
>leaving so I don't smoke his
>ass like a cheap cigar if we ever face. (add in >more cliches at your
>leisure.)

He puts your ugly ass on the Free Ronnie page, and all you gotta say is _that_?

hehe...

-Aaron
Mark Cutter's dad

Roger Stillwell

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Roger DeFurio wrote in message <6vbsov$eob$1...@gaia.ns.utk.edu>...

>
>I wish I could say it was a sad thing to see Ronnie go, but we all know he's
leaving so I don't smoke his
>ass like a cheap cigar if we ever face. (add in more cliches at your leisure.)
>

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Only in e-wrestling could JFK, Gun waiting periods and Kraft Dinner make it in
to the same post... :)

Josh Sager

Retired.. So stop asking me to join leagues..
Unless of course, your offering Something tangible..
Oh god, someone shoot me. I am turning into Joe Petrow!!!

Josh

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lhga...@dcc.unicamp.br

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In article <361a5958...@news.axess.com>,

$sickm...@hotmail.com (X-Factor ) wrote:
> On Tue, 06 Oct 1998 13:18:04 -0300, Scorpio <lhga...@dcc.unicamp.br>
> thought he'd be a wise guy and post:
>
> >HEY! This can make me rethink my vote for Post of The Year... 8))
>
> Too late, it's already in the sig.

I, by the way of this law, declare that Rob can't be allowed to use "Poster of
The Year" anymore. If he do that, he may be punished by having to use a blue
dress exposing his mid-driff FOREVER! 8)

> >> It cost a little extra, but it did the job, and there was no 5-day
> >> waiting period! That type of dealing doesn't come cheap. After all,
> >> can one really put a price tag on a piece of history?
> >
> >Well, some gut offered the double that I paid. He said something about
> >"killing Reagan", but I am not sure what he meant. 8)
>
> You get your money back, make a profit, make history, and you still
> bitch that I overpriced the gun. Man, you just can't please some
> people.

I was expecting at least to get the bullet who killed Lincoln with the gun. 8(

> >> Considering you were the first to nominate me to Poster Of The Year
> >> status, you should be proud that I champion the cause. As for what
> >> Jason is cooking, it smells a lot like Kraft Dinner.
> >
> >Yewch! I think I gonna ask for a pizza... 8)
>
> Blame Jason, not me.

Damn you, Jason! 8)

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In article <6vdu97$mpg$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,

wrayth...@yahoo.com wrote:
> Only in e-wrestling could JFK, Gun waiting periods and Kraft Dinner make it in
> to the same post... :)

True. Very true.

> Josh Sager
>
> Retired.. So stop asking me to join leagues..
> Unless of course, your offering Something tangible..
> Oh god, someone shoot me. I am turning into Joe Petrow!!!

[Luis raises the now infamous "gun-used-to-kill-JFK"...]

CLICK! CLICK!

- Dammit, no bullets! 8))

X-Factor

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On Wed, 07 Oct 1998 00:30:01 GMT, lhga...@dcc.unicamp.br thought he'd

be a wise guy and post:

>> You get your money back, make a profit, make history, and you still

>> bitch that I overpriced the gun. Man, you just can't please some
>> people.
>
>I was expecting at least to get the bullet who killed Lincoln with the gun. 8(
>

All you had to do was ask. I would have tossed it in as a freebie.

The Rob
About to defy the law

Scorpio

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X-Factor wrote:
>
> On Wed, 07 Oct 1998 00:30:01 GMT, lhga...@dcc.unicamp.br thought he'd
> be a wise guy and post:
>
> >> You get your money back, make a profit, make history, and you still
> >> bitch that I overpriced the gun. Man, you just can't please some
> >> people.
> >
> >I was expecting at least to get the bullet who killed Lincoln with the gun. 8(
> >
>
> All you had to do was ask. I would have tossed it in as a freebie.

Well, forget it. What's done is done. 8)

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In article <6vecm9$d4l$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,

lhga...@dcc.unicamp.br wrote:
> In article <361a5958...@news.axess.com>,
> $sickm...@hotmail.com (X-Factor ) wrote:

> > On Tue, 06 Oct 1998 13:18:04 -0300, Scorpio <lhga...@dcc.unicamp.br>

> > thought he'd be a wise guy and post:
> >

> > >HEY! This can make me rethink my vote for Post of The Year... 8))
> >
> > Too late, it's already in the sig.
>
> I, by the way of this law, declare that Rob can't be allowed to use "Poster of
> The Year" anymore. If he do that, he may be punished by having to use a blue
> dress exposing his mid-driff FOREVER! 8)

Not exactly the most beatiful picture in the world.

> > >> It cost a little extra, but it did the job, and there was no 5-day
> > >> waiting period! That type of dealing doesn't come cheap. After all,
> > >> can one really put a price tag on a piece of history?
> > >
> > >Well, some gut offered the double that I paid. He said something about
> > >"killing Reagan", but I am not sure what he meant. 8)
> >

> > You get your money back, make a profit, make history, and you still
> > bitch that I overpriced the gun. Man, you just can't please some
> > people.
>
> I was expecting at least to get the bullet who killed Lincoln with the gun. 8(
>

> > >> Considering you were the first to nominate me to Poster Of The Year
> > >> status, you should be proud that I champion the cause. As for what
> > >> Jason is cooking, it smells a lot like Kraft Dinner.
> > >
> > >Yewch! I think I gonna ask for a pizza... 8)
> >
> > Blame Jason, not me.
>

> Damn you, Jason! 8)

>
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> / ____| / ___| | _ | | _ | | _ | |_ _| | _ |
> \ \__ | | | | | | | |_| | | |_| | | | | | | |
> \__ \ | | | | | | | _| | ___| | | | | | |
> ___\ \ | |___ | |_| | | |\ \ | | _| |_ | |_| |
> |_____/ \_____| |_____| |_| \_\ |_| |_____| |_____|
>
> Luis Henrique Garavello Filho - lhga...@dcc.unicamp.br
> http://www.dcc.unicamp.br/~lhgarave/
> ICQ: 2053664 IRC: |Scorpio| (only at weekends)
>

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[OWF, SWP, ???]

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In article <6vgbcu$9pp$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,

shane_a...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> > > >HEY! This can make me rethink my vote for Post of The Year... 8))
> > >
> > > Too late, it's already in the sig.
> >
> > I, by the way of this law, declare that Rob can't be allowed to use "Poster
> > of The Year" anymore. If he do that, he may be punished by having to use a
> > blue dress exposing his mid-driff FOREVER! 8)
>
> Not exactly the most beatiful picture in the world.

Good Shane! You're learning! 8)))

> > > >> It cost a little extra, but it did the job, and there was no 5-day
> > > >> waiting period! That type of dealing doesn't come cheap. After all,

--

JJF

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In article <36177092...@news.ncf.carleton.ca>,
dm...@freenet.carleton.ca (Ronnie Deschenes) wrote:

> Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages,
>

> They say that all good things must come to an end... For me,
> e-wrestling is a good thing. And therefore, for me, it had to come to
> an end sooner or later. I guess it's sooner.

Goodbye, my friend. I never saw Ronnie D. wrestle (you ran screaming
out of the GFWA as soon as you saw I was ruling the roost - NOT! ;) ), and
I've only seen a couple of your roleplays, but they all made me smile
and that's a rare thing these days. You will be missed.

JJF.
--
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The 59th funniest fed on the net!

Selena Kyte

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Geez, what's with all these people retiring and all of these feds
closing up? I suppose my character could offer a mystical point to
ponder, and then then make an announcement that she's still around,
alive and well...

..whatever.

My only encounter with Ronnie was at the IIeW. He took a chance on a
rookie, the only female handler on the card, and it paid off. It was
great to have Jessica Starbird being on the same card as all of the
other legendary, more familiar fantasy wrestlers. Maybe now, I'll have
Jessica remember the darn thing. ;-)

FYI, after many weeks of waiting, Jessica Starbird became the new IEWA
Women's World Champion. How's that for propelling to superstardom,
especially in light of the GDWA shutting down.

Thanks, Ronnie, and best wishes to you.

Selena Kyte
handler of Jessica Starbird
IEWA World Champion