[IWC] Sat. Armageddon Hour #1 Part [4 / 4]
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Date: 1/15/00 3:51:32 PM PST
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Hour #1 Main Event
*NEWCOMER BATTLE ROYALE*
PARTICIPANTS:
CHRISTIAN BRIDGES
"THE MODERN DAY WARRIOR" JERAMIE SWEET
JAYSIN "THE NARCASSIST" JARREND
"THE COBRA" CHRIS CAIN
BRIAN CAGE
"MALEVOLENT" DENNIS LASOMBA
REVEREND WHITE
"THE ENFORCER" KYLE COMBS
TYLER "REAL AMERICAN" JOHNSON
Written by: James S.
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[The show comes back from commercial, as the over head
camera is fixed on the IWC logo in the center of the
ring, and then begins to zoom out. The picture then
dissolves, as we change to the view of Crusher and
Williams at the Armageddon booth.]
JW - AND WE ARE BACK!
JCJ: He he.... now time for something I'd like to
see. A whole bunch of newcomers... young guns....
whatever.... getting thrown over the top rope! I love
it!
JW: I prefer to look at it as a chance to see some
real blue chippers in action, you know.
JCJ: Well... you could see it like that... but I just
want to see some heads busted, and some guys being
made to rethink their careers!
JW - Well, first off, one of the competitors, had
this to say during a house show last week before our
departure to Japan! So let's take a look!
[The Armatron lights up.]
[At a recent I.W.C. house show in Wheeling, West
Virginia the fans were treated to one of the most
interesting spectacles in sports history. Here is what
occurred.]
[The crowd is buzzing with excitement. They are
awaiting the main event and the arrival of one of the
most interesting and intellectual of all superstars.
They know he is here and they wait.]
{Suddenly the lights go out}
[The unmistakenable music of "The Narcissist" Jaysin
Jarrend begins to play. "Dancing with Myself" by Billy
Idol blares throughout the arena and the crowd is
stunned and in awe of the pyro exploding in the
background and the bluish light that has replaced
normal lighting in the stadium. Out walks Jarrend
alone on this occasion and he is wearing a three piece
Johnio Verscio tweed suit. His long blond hair flows
freely from his head and his Rolex with equally
stunning rings shine like stars in the heavens.
Climbing in between the ropes he takes the mic from
the announcer and begins to look at the fans as they
chant.]
CROWD: WE WANT <BOOM BOOM> HER BOOTY. WE WANT <BOOM
BOOM> HER
BOOTY.
[With that Jarrend speaks.]
J.J. The Narcissist is here and NO you can't have
Renee tonight. She is making preparations for our
flight to Japan for Saturday's Armageddon. You know, I
just have to say this about you people out there. You
all are pathetic.
[The crowd responds with a chorus of boos.]
J.J. I mean you people want and actually think that
Renee would even entertain the idea of being with any
of you? Get real morons. I am the only man for
Renee. Now let me speak on a couple of topics at this
time. The first is the newcomer Battle Royale. I will
win this match and there is no one, not one that can
stop the "Narcissist." I have the looks, I have the
brains and I have a manager that will do ANYTHING I
want her to do in order for me to be the victor.
[Jarrend smiles at the crowd as they continue to
jeer.]
J.J. Secondly, I want to address Reed "The Real Man"
Harrington who is the I.W.C. Continental Champion.
[Big Pop from the audience.]
J.J. Well, Reed ole boy. You have something I want
and that is the I.W.C. Continental Heavyweight
Championship. When I win this Battle Royale in the
Fukoaka Dome Saturday, you can begin to shine that
strap of for me. Why? Because I am coming for that
gold belt and there isn't a thing you can do to stop
me from getting it. Surely you can all agree that it
will look much better around my chiseled waist.
[More boos from the audience.]
J.J. In closing, you all can go to hell. But you can
take this to the bank.
I will win in Japan Saturday and that is the truth.
Now, hit my music.
["Dancin' with Myself" begins to play once again as
"The Narcissist" exits the arena to a chorus of boos
and jeers.]
[The Armatron flickers off, and we are back tot he
broadcast booth.]
JW: Well Crusher..... before we get underway.....
we've got a special guest co-commentator. Please
welcome the IWC Continental Champion..... REED "THE
REAL MAN" HARRINGTON!
(Reed makes his way down the aisle, dressed in street
clothes but with his belt draped across his shoulder.
He sits at the announce position, dons a headset, and
puts his feet up on the desk)
JW: Do you mind?
Reed: Not at all. Hey Crusher.... could you get me a
cup of coffee? This might take a while.....
JW: Well folks..... over to the ring, as we get
introduced to the competitors.
A: Ladies and Gentlemen..... this is the Newcomer
showcase battle royal. The rules are simple.....
eliminate your opponents by throwing them over the top
rope. The last man left in the ring is the winner.
We have 9 competitors taking part tonight..... and
here they come. First of all.... CHRISTIAN BRIDGES!
(The large figure of Bridges sprints down the aisle.)
JW: Now we saw this guy a while back... he seemed
pretty damn good. He's a big feller alright.
A: He is joined by..... "THE MODERN DAY
WARRIOR"...... JEREMIE SWEET!
(Sweet strolls down the aisle, posing for the crowd)
JW: Sweet may be 0 - and - 1, but he still impressed
me. This kid could go
far.
JCJ: Pssssh.
A: Next up..... JAYSIN "THE NARCISSIST" JARREND!
(Jarrend walks out, flexing his muscles and blowing
kisses to the ladies in the crowd)
JCJ: Hey... I like this kid.
JW: This will be the arrogant youngster's first
appearance here in the IWC. He looks up to the task.
A: Following him..... "THE COBRA".... CHRIS CAIN!
JW: Another debutant.... the IWC sure has been busy
signing up new talent the past few weeks.
A: Next....... BRIAN CAGE!
(Cage walks out slowly, staring straight ahead at the
half full ring.)
JCJ: He seems kinda intense....
JW: You've gotta be! 8 other guys all want to kill
you..... you've got to be prepared, mentally and
physically.
Reed: You mean like me, THE REAL MAN?
JW: If you like.......
A: Our next competitor...... "MALEVOLENT"......
DENNIS LASOMBA!
(Lasomba sprints out to the ring)
JW: This kid impressed me too this past week. He's
small, but he seems to have the pace and the strength
needed to survive here in the IWC.
JCJ: Naaah. Look at him! He just ain't got it. He
needs to call 1-800-CRUSHER for some of my fine
training.
JW: Training? Since when?
JCJ: Since I realised talentless kids like Lasomba
would pay me money to beat them with sticks......
A: Next..... REVEREND WHITE!
JW: Whoa! Look at that big guy! He's got to be at
least 6'10... maybe 6'11".
JCJ: And he's got to be about 400 pounds too.....
man, my money is on him!
JW: You have to say, with bulk like that he has a
mighty good chance........
(White lumbers to the ring slowly, and starts shoving
a few people around)
A: Next...... "THE ENFORCER" KYLE COMBS!
(Combs walks quickly to the ring, and stares out his
opponents. he wears a confident smile.)
JW: Another real blue chipper here in the Enforcer.
He's going to be big here in the IWC.
A: And finally... making up the 9 competitors.......
TYLER "THE REAL AMERICAN" JOHNSON!
(Johnson walks to the ring, waving to the crowd and
soaking up the applause)
JW: I can't stress it enough... these guys are going
to be......
Reed: Shut up. You see, the so-called great American
Hero, look at this, I mean, GOD, he just can't look
any worse in that ring. (HOLLERS INTO THE RING) HEY,
CHUMP, YOU WANT THIS?? TOO BAD!!
JW: Do I detect a rivalry here?
JCJ: Shut up. Let Reed speak.
Reed: What is there to say? I'm THE REAL MAN, and
all of a sudden, some old glory waving freak thinks he
can take my gold. Well, he can't. HEY TYLER! I KNOW
YOU CAN HEAR ME!
JW: Well..... there is still a match going on
here.... a showcase for the future, if you will. All
9 men are in the ring now......
(A brawl ensues. Fists fly, boots go in..... and
Reverend White levels Kyle Combs and Dennis Lasomba
with a double lariat.)
JCJ: You see..... I told you this guy was great.
Look at him! He's dominating them all..... someone
get me a phone... I need to call Vegas.
(Everyone in the ring suddenly turns on Reverend
White, knocking him against the ropes.)
JW: Look at this! Everyone is trying to eliminate
the big guy! You've got to say, that makes a lot of
sense.
JCJ: No!
(Its a struggle, but everyone is trying to lift the
sandbagger Reverend White over the ropes..... he's
up.....)
JW: Going... going......
Reed: Gone! Goodbye, loser.
(REVEREND WHITE is eliminated!)
JCJ: Dammit.... heck, these losers can just beat each
other silly now, for all I care.
(Lasomba ties up with Combs, while Chris Cain tangles
with Tyler. Jaysin Jarrend and Jeremie Sweet exchange
punches and kicks in the corner, whilst Christian
Bridges rakes Brian Cage's eyes across the top rope.
Tyler nails a backbreaker on Cain, and throws a look
in Reed's direction.)
Reed: Tyler Johnson claims he's an American Made
Champion, but Tyler, PLEASE, you know who the best is,
you know who the REAL champion is!
JW: Then why don't you give the kid a match?
Reed: Listen, Tyler Johnson doesn't frighten me!
Look at this, JUST TELL ME, WHO'S THE CHAMP, AND WHO'S
WRESTLING WITH A BUNCH OF NEWCOMER CHUMPS?? Now, tell
me, WHO IS THE MAN??? THAT'S RIGHT, "THE REAL MAN"!
JW: Easy there, Tiger..... sheesh....
(Cain fights back a little against Tyler...... and
gets him against the ropes)
Reed: GET HIM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD, I HATE JOHNSON.
I can't wait to show him, and everyone in that
Tournament just who the Hardcore King is! PLEASE LET
THIS CRAP END. IT'S JUST A WASTE OF VALUABLE SPACE,
in which they could've replaced with a REAL match.
But, if they didn't have this match, HELL, I wouldn't
be out here. COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS!
(Tyler resists Cain's pressure. Lasomba and Combs
have teamed up temporarily, and are double teaming
Christian Bridges. Brian Cage levels Jaysin Jarrend
with a dropkick, but Jeremie Sweet slams Cage and
drops an elbow. Tyler is still trapped near the
ropes.....)
JCJ: Looks like Cain is taking a run up to eliminate
Tyler.....
Reed: YES!
JW: LOOK AT THAT! Tyler ducked a clothesline! Cain
sails over the top rope!
Reed: NO!
JW: He's outta here!
(CHRIS CAIN is eliminated!)
Reed: I'll tell you, if I ever get my hands on that
sorry, SACK of (bleeped out) I'M RIP HIM LIMB FROM
LIMB, and he be sorry he ever attempted to take out
"The Real Man"!
JCJ: You know... I'm detecting a little animosity
here between you and Tyler.....
Reed: Have you got me my coffee yet?
JW: Sweet seems to be the target for Christian
Bridges right now..... and the big guy is really going
for it.
(Bridges has Jermaine Sweet in the corner, and is
stomping a mudhole in him. Tyler has gone after Brian
Cage and he nails Cage with a shoulderbreaker. Dennis
Lasomba has turned on Kyle Combs, and he nails Combs
with a flying forearm. Cage fights back against Tyler
with a thumb to the eye......)
Reed: GREAT move by Cage there. COME ON, SOMEONE GET
JOHNSON OUT OF THERE! I'M ABOUT TO PUKE FROM WATCHING
THIS SO-CALLED SHOW OF WRESTLING! How the hell did he
beat Slasher Tuesday?? I'm still puzzled on that one!
JW: Well, I think this has been pretty good so
far......
Reed: You would, wouldn't you.... but these guys mean
nothing.
JW: These guys are our future champions......
Reed: EXCUSE ME? I'm a CURRENT champion, and I get
no respect. You think punks like Tyler are better
than me? HUH?
JW: Well...... not as such.....
Reed: Reed: Tyler "American Made Loser" Johnson just
doesn't realise what is takes to be a great champion.
CLASS, TALENT, AND OF COURSE, GOOD LOOKS, which I have
all three of! HE JUST WISHES HE WAS IN THIS SEAT WITH
THIS BELT RIGHT NOW!
(Cage poses for the crowd after his cheap shot on
Tyler. Over comes Jaysin Jarrend......)
JCJ: Turn around Cage!
JW: WHOA! Fantastic dropkick from The Narcissist!
Cage is out!
(BRIAN CAGE is eliminated!)
JCJ: Another good one gone.....
(Jaysin Jarrend taunts Cage, who is forced to leave by
the referees. Meanwhile, Christian Bridges has locked
horns with Jeremie Sweet, and Kyle Combs and Jarrend
lock horns to put on a display of technical skills.
Tyler and Dennis Lasomba go at it, with Lasomba
hitting a few knife edge chops to the delight of the
crowd.)
JW: Look at Combs and Jarrend go at it..... armbar
from Combs.... reversed by Jarrend.... The Enforcer
reverses it into a hiptoss.... straight back up....
Jarrend with a Dragon Screw takedown.... back up
again.... Man, these kids have a great future here.
Reed: Really? They can't even eliminate Tyler
Johnson... why should "The Real Man" be worried? I
think my belt is safe.....
(Tyler Johnson is trapped by the ropes by Dennis
Lasomba, who is struggling to try and eliminate him.
They are facing the announce position, and Reed stands
up to taunt Tyler.)
Reed: Tyler Johnson claims he's an American Made
Champion, but Tyler, PLEASE, you know who the best is,
you know who the REAL champion is!
(Tyler elbows Lasomba, knocking him to the mat. He
taunts Reed in return.)
Reed: Look at him, he's actually believing he's going
to win! Can you believe that? YEAH, PUNK, ALL THOSE
CHUMPS IN THERE MIGHT BE LOSERS, BUT YOU DON'T WANT
NONE OF "THE REAL MAN"!
(Reed sits back down as Tyler gets back to work on
Lasomba. Meanwhile.... Jeremie Sweet has knocked big
Christian Bridges down... and he's going upstairs!)
JCJ: Stupid move....
JW: For once I agree with you.... look at Bridges!
He's getting back up!
JCJ: If I was Jeremie....... I'd be panicking about
now.
JW: Bridges gets to the ropes.....AND SHOVES SWEET
OFF! HE FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE! GOOD GOD!
(JEREMIE SWEET is eliminated!)
JCJ: And then there was five!
JW: You know..... these guys all deserve a victory.
It will do their confidence the world of good.....
JCJ: But what about the 8 losers....
JW: Well, they say you learn best from your
mistakes.....
JCJ: If that was the case, you'd be a Professor at
Harvard now. Are you?
(Kyle Combs nails an Inverted Piledriver on Jaysin
Jarrend, and Dennis Lasomba drops a knee)
JW: Looks like we have another team here......
Reed: This sort of thing gets you guys excited?
Man...... I'm outta here....
(Reed drops his headset and walks back to the locker
room.)
JCJ: Nice guy.
JW: Crusher, he can't hear you now. Shut up.
(Lasomba holds out a hand to Combs.... but it seems
there will be no team! Combs with a headbutt....
right, left, left..... over to the ropes....)
JW: Whoa! Nice Lariat from Combs..... it didn't
quite remove Lasomba......
JCJ: MAN! That one did! Right over and to the
floor!
(DENNIS LASOMBA is eliminated)
JW: We are down to four! No allies here... every man
for himself.....Christian Bridges has to be a
favourite now. He's a big guy.....
JCJ: You got that right. I don't think our broadcast
colleague Reed would want to see Tyler win.....
JW: But thats the beauty of a Battle Royal....
anything can happen!
(Tyler ties up with Jaysin Jarrend, as Bridges catches
Combs in a choke lift.)
Reed - Man, we got ourselves two loser in there who
think they are God! There is Tyler Johnson, AKA Loser
#1 and Jaysin Jarrend, who decided to open his
egotistical trap, AKA Loser #2!
JW - Well, the battles go on! And Tyler seems to have
Jarrend close enough to those ropes to eliminate him!
JCJ - And wouldn't that make you day Reed? Have Tyler
still in there, with only two men to eliminate!
REED - Listen Crusher, don't test me!
JCJ - Or What?
JW - Listen, you guys keep your eyes on the action,
and your mouths shut!
JCJ - Yeah, whatever!
JW - And Tyler has one of Jarrends feet over!
JCJ - YEAH! But Bridges is looking to change that!
[Bridges takes Combs, and throws him to the mat, and
then charges Johnson. Johnson sees him coming, and
ducks down, and sends Bridges over the ropes, but
Bridges holds on, and pulls himself onto the apron.]
JW - Bridges has managed to hold on!!!
REED - Yeah, but the punk is about to go for a ride!!
[As Bridges is about to get in, Tyler Johnson turns
around, and levels Bridges with a Clothesline that
sends Bridges down, and sends Johnson over the ropes,
but he also hangs on, and pulls himself up and over
the top ropes back into the ring.]
JCJ - HA! He is still in there Reed!!
JW - Well Johnson is in……NO HE ISNT!!
[As Tyler Johnson turns back around, he is met with a
charging clothesline which sends his over the ropes to
the floor, courtesy of Jaysin Jarrend.]
JW - JARREND TOOK HIM OUT!!!
REED - ONE MORON OUT, ONE TO GO!! HEY JOHNSON, HOPE
YOU LIKED THE RIDE, NOW GET YOUR SCRAWNY ASS OUT OF
HERE!
JW - Hey Reed, I think you got another interested in
the ring!
[As Reed turns, Jarrend is standing at the edge of the
ropes, shouting at Reed.]
Jarrend - FACE REED! THIS MATCH, AND THEN THAT BELT OF
YOUR IS MINE!!
REED - IN YOUR DREAMS JARREND! YOU ARE LOOKING AT A
REAL MAN, AND YOU MY FRIEND ARE NOTHING BUT A TWO BIT
JOBBER!
JW - Hey, Jarrend better watch……
[Kyle Combs sneaks up behind Jarrend, scoops him up,
and sends him over the top ropes, to win the match.]
[Ding………Ding………Ding!]
JW - TOO LATE!
MM - The winner of the Battle Royal as the last man
left in the ring……… "THE ENFORCER" KYLE COMBS!!!!
REED - HA! Both losers are gone, and one again, Reed
Harrington leaves the ring, a happy man!
[Reed removes the headset, and begins to walk away to
the back.]
JW - There goes Harrington, and Crusher, I guess he
got what he wanted! Tyler was gone and so was Jarrend!
He has two men after him, which is gonna make
Harrington one sought after Continental Champ!
JCJ - GOOD! When was the last time that guy defended
anyway?
JW - Crusher, are you always gonna stir up some form
of Controversy? Well, we are about to hit Hour #2, and
folks, this means more great and exciting IWC action,
including that big Main Event, and also, we hopefully
will be able to shed more light on the whole "Paige
Flynn Episode" so stay tuned to IWC Armageddon!!
[The camera stays on Crusher and Williams, as their
mics go out, and the audio is replaced by the IWC
theme song, "9 Teen 90 Nine". The show fades out to
commercial.]
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