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[AAW] Saturday SLAM! (pt 2 of 3)

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Jul 17, 2001, 9:58:53 AM7/17/01
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[The scene cuts backstage, to the backstage hallway, where all the Above
Average Wrestling superstars lockerooms are. Suddenly, we come across a door
with the words 'Above Average' on the name plate, and nothing else. The
camera, a bit curious, opens the door, and walks into one of the nicest
lockerooms ever seen in an AAW promo. Clean as can be, and big. Very very
big. We see a blonde haired man from the back sitting on the black leather
couch a few feet away, watching the action going on in the ring. As we
approach him, we discover that the man is Jayson Davenport, AAW Slam!
Champion. Jayson is still in his street clothes, and his AAW Slam! Title is
laying on the couch about two feet away from him, polished, and shiny as can
be. Jayson notices the camera and begins to speak.]

Jayson Davenport: "What the hell are you thinking just waltzing into my damn
lockeroom?! Next time you mother f[BLEEP]ers better knock!"

[To calm down a bit, Jayson takes a sip of his Deja Blue waterbottle, which
was formely sitting on the floor next to the couch. Jayson sets the bottle
back down, and continues speaking.]

Jayson Davenport: "Well, since your here, and the world is wanting to hear
my most recent rantings, I'll give em to you.

The main event tonight is going to be a walk in the park. Simple as that.
Mr. E isn't going to challenge me, and I'm going to wipe the floor with this
kid. Mister E, your time has come. Tonight, prepare for the greatest to
crack your skull into two peices. Understood? Good. Moving along ...

YAHOO! Where are you at Damon? Eh? Don't think your going to get off the
hook tonight too easy. I'm still waiting for your ass. And when the right
time comes, I will strike. Remember my words, Damon, because I never tell a
lie. This is your AAW Slam Champion signing off. Now get the hell outta my
face."

[FADE ]


Fear This

-vs-

"The Tyrant" Ty Rex
[Fear this is already in the ring, awaiting his opponent.]

[Ty Rex's music hit the PA System and the crowd began to cheer as he came
down the ramp! Ty Rex waited sometime for Fear This to come and Fear This
came out the crowd and hit Ty Rex from behind. The crowd began to chant
asshole to Fear This. Fear This began the match by pounding Ty Rex on the
back.. Ty Rex tried to turn around but couldn't.. Fear This still had the
upper hand. Fear This sent him to the corner and threw him to the other
turnbuckles.. Ty Rex's back hit very hard against the turnbuckle and the
crowd even felt it. Fear This took his time in this match.. showing some
cockiness.. Fear This picked Ty Rex by the hair and started smacking him
around.. then picked him up for a Scoop Slam.]

[Fear This then went for the quick cover...]

1

2

KICKOUT!

[Ty Rex wasn't ready to lose the match that fast... Fear This picked Ty Rex
up by the hair and then kicked him in the midsection and then went to the
ropes and connected with a spinning DDT! Fear This then started to stomp a
mudwhole at Ty Rex. He picked Ty Rex up and came back with some quick
moves.. Ty Rex began to punch at Fear This and the crowd began to give Ty
Rex some lifts.. Ty Rex went to the ropes but Fear This came quick with huge
kick to the jaw, then he sets up for his finisher and nails Lights Out. Fear
This took his time for the pin because he though he got the win secured.. he
went for the pin..]

1

2

KICKOUT!!

[Ty Rex wasn't ready that fast to lose the match! Fear This began to get a
little frustrated at Ty Rex and Fear This picked Ty Rex up and Ty Rex came
up with a Big Chop.. then he did an excellent Drop Kick on Fear This.. Ty
Rex pacing and waiting for Fear This to get up.. then Ty Rex did another
Drop Kick and then he didn't another.. Fear This was getting leveled by
these drop kicks.. Ty Rex took Fear This to the ropes and then Fear This tur
ned Ty Rex around and wanted to connect with the clothesline but couldn't
connect cause Ty Rex dunked.. then Ty Rex grabbed Fear This and connected
with a Reverse DDT! The crowd started chanting Ty Rex and then went for the
pin...]

1

2

KICKOUT!!

[Ty Rex then looked around at the ref and then picked Fear This up. Fear
This then began to hit Ty Rex with some elbows. Fear This then went to the
ropes and then kicked Ty Rex right in the head.. the fans heard the eco..
then Fear This turned around and connected with a sidewalk slam. Fear This
then went for the pin..]

1

2

KICKOUT!

[Ty Rex was holding on to his breath.. And then suddenly Fear This picked
him up and then Ty Rex hit a fast takedown for a pin.. ]

1

2

KICKOUT!

Ty Rex waited for Fear This to get up and the he connected a nice Powerslam!

[Ty Rex then quickly went to the top rope. Fear This got up and Ty Rex
executed a flying clothesline. Ty Rex waited for Fear This to get up and Ty
Rex was going to the top rope again and was ready to hit another flying
clothesline. Fear This got up and Ty Rex jumped.. Fear This grabbed him and
charged him into the ropes, sets up and pulls Lights Out for a second time.
He goes for a quick pin.]

1

2

3!!!!

Jones: "Fear This got the win and is quickly getting out the ring. -- Damn,
he's hauling ass."

Diamond: "Look at Ty Rex, he's talking with the ref was talking with the ref
and wondering why he didn't come see his feet on the ropes when apparently
the feet were not on the ropes at all!; that cheater!"

"Folks, We have Chris O'Neal backstage! Let's cut ot him .. Chris?"

(___Chris O'Neal Inerviews Platinum___)
Chris O'Neal: "I am are here just outside the locker room of Platinum. I'm
going to try to get a word with him before his match."

[Knocks on the door. The door swings open as Platinum walks out closing it
behind him]

Platinum: "Yo Chris what can i do for you man?"

O'Neal: "Platinum,your first match is seconds away and what do you have to
say about it?"

Platinum: "Hahahahaha your kinding Chris, right?"

O'Neal: "What...."

[Broken up by Platinum]

Platinum: "Jake, no thinking on this on. Chris like i said on the highway to
seattle, i'm going to take out the trash. And yes you Jake you are the
trash."

[Snatches the mic away from Chris]

Platinum: You just wait in plain cause this is going to be a long night for
you.

[Platinum walks away as handing the mic back to Chris]

Diamond: "Platinum versus Jake Powers, The Main Event, and more after this
commercial break!!!!"


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