NEF'nW Cold War PPV part 1
The Flashmaster
[A helicopter flies over the city of Thunder Bay, past the green water tank.
Fans have camped out in front of the obsolete NORAD station hoping to catch
a glimpse of one of their favourite superstar. Limos have pulled up out
front, the winners walk into the compound and go down the elevator. Fans
have seated themselves at desk that once kept an eye on the communist. Now
the NEFW ring sits in front of the war room. Dead centre. A map of the world
acts as a backdrop, COLD WAR, has been spray painted crudely across it in
black. Cheap fireworks go off as a spotlight shines on Mat Genius as he sits
in a director chair. Genius gets up and addresses the camera.]
MG:Welcome to the first free half hour of Cold War. Here you will be treated
to the crusierweights final round. Tonight you will witness the crowning of
a new title, something that rarely happens in the NEFW. In fact to encourage
competition, the executive has retired two belts to only be defended at
monthly PPV. Both extreme titles will only be defended once a month. Heaven
and Hell the toughest team in the NEFW place their titles on the line. Some
feel that H & H may never give up their titles. But you have to order Cold
War to find out. But now introducing the first round of the crusierweights.
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/ \/ /\/ ___/\/ ____/\/ /\__ / /\ -Crusier Weight Tourney Match-
/ /\ / / _/__\/ __/\_\/ /_/ /\/ / / (c) Sickamoa
/_/ /_/ /____/\/_/\_\/ \___/\___/ / vs.
\_\/\_\/ \___\/\_\/ \__\/\__\/ Frankie Senshell
Written By: Matt M. \________________________________
[Surprisingly Frankie Senshell fought a hard fight. He kicked out after
Sickamoa rammed his head into the turnbuckle 10 times. Upset at not getting
the desired result, Sickamoa did a George the Animal Steeles on the
turnbuckle tearing it up and spitting out the foam. He bashed Senshell head
into the turnbuckle, busting him wide open. The ref almost disqualified
Sickamoa, but Sefina suggestively changed his mind. Senshell surprised
Sickamoa with a over head belly-to-belly suplex. He hooked both his legs up,
for a bridging pin. The ref turned and slammed twice on the mat before
Sickamoa kicked out. For the first time in his career Frankie Senshell began
to take something seriously. Two drop kicks, a crowd pleasing shooting star
press and moonsault, failed to get him the pinfall. Seeing Sefina enraged on
the outside Sickamoa turned up the heat and started biting at Senshell
jugular vein. The ref quickly intervened. Senshell was lucky. Sickamoa
choked Senshell above his head and threw him to the mat. A top rope half way
across the ring, reverse elbow drop wasnąt enough to keep Senshell down.
Sickmoa again returned up top and landed his patented handstand moonsault.
It was enough to put the bloodied Senshell down.]
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Winner Sickamoa Time 18 minutes 23 seconds
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MG: Wasnąt that match amazing. But there are more great matches tonight on
Cold War, but you can see them unless you buy it now. $15.95 the cheapest
PPV in NEFW history. The reason is the executive wanted a treat for the
fans. To prove that this federation is far from finished. Flashmaster has
been hiring only the best wrestlers. We go now to the last free match of the
evening.
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/ \/ /\/ ___/\/ ____/\/ /\__ / /\ -Crusier Weight Tourney Match-
/ /\ / / _/__\/ __/\_\/ /_/ /\/ / / (c) Mad Goat/a Mother Earth
/_/ /_/ /____/\/_/\_\/ \___/\___/ / vs.
\_\/\_\/ \___\/\_\/ \__\/\__\/ Vinny Smooth Operator Valenzo
Written By: Matt M. \________________________________
[The 30 fans in attendance were on their feet cheering as Mad Goat and
Mother Earth entered the ring. Mad Goat handed out autographed goat masks to
some children. Valenzo entered the ring to a resounding clash of boos. No
matter how hard he swivelled his hips no one would cheer. A quick survey of
the crowd revealed it to be mostly male. Once this one got started it was a
Śslobberknockerą. Both men hit suicide dives. Became bloody by ringposts.
Mother Earth looked on in horror as Vinny battered Mad Goat with top rope
supperplexes, enzuiruiri kick. The fans looked on in horror. Mad Goat kicked
out at a two and half, but Smooth Operator began to show off. Goat fired
himself off into the far ropes, Valenzo turned around to get the ref to
raise his arm in victory. He took a knee right on the chin. Valenzo went
hard over the top rope, because Whiplash had pulled it down, and slid back
under the ring before anyone could see him. Mother Earth rolled Smooth
Operator back into the ring. Mad Goat was grateful, he wiped his brow fling
the sweat on Vinny. Earthąs Fury shook the ring hard. Mad Goat pinned
Valenzoąs shoulder to the mat and got the three.]
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Winner Mad Goat Time Ten Minutes
MG: Can you believe that. Mad Goat will wrestle against Sickamoa to become
the first every cruiser weight champion. But lets not forget an appearance
from Old Brown Heineken. The Gauntlet match for Dublin Daredevil, aka Double
D. You have to understand that those 30 fan in attendance have him to thank,
do you think that will give him the edge. But Rude Dude could be wrestling
his last time in the NEFW because his contract is up. But heąll got out in
a big bang. Who is the mystery guest. Well unless you order Cold War right
now, you wonąt know. Now ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls the NEFW is
proud to present Cold War.
[The lights go down and the ring becomes bathed in light. Fireworks go off
and the show is on! Special guest Ring Announcer Jerry Springer, tv talk
show host who is more known for the brawls on his show than the trashy
subjects. Itąs a real coup to get Springer.]
Jerry Springer: The next contest is scheduled for one fall with a forty
minute time limit. As you can see the ring is surrounded with tables. There
are no rules. With the loser being the first team to be bloodied. Now
introducing from Atlanta, The White Trash state, Georgia, weighing in at a
combine weight of 550 pounds Danger Zone.
[Danger Zone is introduced a second time by Springer who looked very unhappy
as he doesnąt get a response. Willy Slick hurriedly ran out to the ring to
talk to Springer. Springer shook his head and then announced this.]
JS: Unfortunately do to a no show, Danger Zone has been replaced by the
juvenile delinquents Frankie Senshell weighing in at 220 pounds and his
partner in crime Johnny łThe SmiteMiester˛ Rocka.
[Rocka and Senshell charge down the aisle. Senshell has a big bandage over
his cut on his head. This is an obvious disadvantage in a first blood match.
The two charge into the ring, shook Springerąs hand and then went up top.
Rocka was the first to leap off the top ring post landing back first through
the table. Senshell not wanting to be out done, did a back flip onto the
table crashing through it.]
SP: Well there are now two less tables. Why would they do that?
RR: Stupidity runs in the family.
MG: Are they to stupid to feel pain? These guys donąt take anything
seriously - but Heaven and Hell having been training for weeks to for their
re-match against Danger Zone.
JS: Now introducing the Extreme Champions of the World, from the bowels of
Hell weighing in at a combined weight of 635 pounds Evil Jesus and his
partner Lucipher the Crippler.
SP: H & H look in fine form. Led out by The Professor, who looks rather
agitated.
RR: You would be too, if you prepared for one opponent and then had to face
someone else. Even if is the horrible team of Rocka and Senshell. They
couldnąt wrestle out of a paper bag. Easy win for H & H.
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John S. Medina
The Flashmaster
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