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Alex Fowlis
out signs such as "Pac man tried to sell me crack!", "I like cheese", "Buffy
World Order" as well as a mass of AUSTIN 3:16, bWo and DX signs. The camera
eventually settles on our announce team, Jerry "The King" Lawler and Good
old JR.)
JR: Welcome everyone to the first Summerheat of the millennium, right here
in the Anaheim pond, where over 15,000 crazed OWA fans jam pack the arena!
Hello everyone, I'm Jim Ross, and next to me here is Jerry "The King"
Lawler. King you still trying to calm down after Thursday night?
King: It was incredible! Trish's puppies!!!!!!
JR: Well Trish is here tonight, hopefully fully clothed after what happened
on Thursday.
King: Are you kidding?? I hope we see more PUPPIES!!!!!!
JR: Well lets forget about that for now please King, and focus on the
incredible lineup we have for tonight. We will see four titles on the line
tonight, including the much awaited match up between the new OWA champion
HHH and the worlds largest athlete, and apparently Shane McMahon's
"business" partner, the big show.
King: Boy that one will be incredible. Vince and Shane will both be at
ringside!!!
JR: Well all hell is going to break loose in that one. As it will in our tag
title match.
King: Can you imagine how much beer the Acolytes have consumed since they
won the titles on Thursday??? I doubt they'll even be able to stand up
straight, let alone fight!!!
JR: Also we are awaiting to find out just who Commissioner Fusions opponent
tonight is. Rumors have been circulating around the back, and all signs
point to Tha Kid.
King: But what about SummerZ??? He laid out a challenge last week, and
Fusion never answered it!! Vince may give SummerZ the shot!!!
JR: Well whatever happens tonight, it sure as hell won't bring back the
rattlesnake.
("No Chance" hits, as a chorus of boo's fills the pond. The boo's soon turn
to cheers as Shane McMahon emerges from the top of the ramp, mic in hand. He
slowly walks down into the ring, and begins to speak.)
Shane: Hello everyone, may I be the first to formally announce myself, Shane
McMahon, as the official co-owner of the company. But since the handing over
of power last week, I was slightly confused. For you see what both me and my
father discovered is that there is apparently a third party in the ownership
of the OWA. Now I'm thoroughly vexed by this, as former owners Alex Fowlis
and SummerZ both assured me there was only two parties involved in this
process. Now I guess we'll just have to wait and see who this third party
is, but lets just hope they know there role, and understand who the true
owner of the company is.
("No Chance" hits again, and Vince steps out from the ramp to the disdain of
the crowd. He makes his way down into the ring to confront his son Shame.)
Vince: Hello Shane. Now son, after Thursday night I would have thought you'd
have learnt your lesson. You saw what I did to Austin. You saw the power I
hold in the OWA. So why don't you just give it up right now and hand your
share of the company over to me.
Shane: You know what dad? I did see what you did to Austin. And I did
something to Austin as well.
(Vince gulps as "Disturbed" hits, and the rattlesnake receives an enormous
pop from the capacity crowd. He walks down into the ring, flips Vince the
bird, then stands behind Shane.)
Vince: What the hell are you doing here??? You're fired you son of a
bitch!!!
Shane: Wrong dad...cos you see after you fired Austin, I thought "what the
hell is he doing, firing the biggest name in the business today?" and you
know what I did then dad? I rehired Austin to a new five year contract with
the OWA!!!
(The crowd go insane as Vince's face floods with anger.)
Vince: YOU STUPID LITTLE BRAT!
(Vince tries to get to Shane, but is stopped by Austin.)
Austin: Hold up there Vince. You know what, I'm glad ya fired me. Because
with my new contract...there was a special stipulation. It guaranteed me at
least one title shot.
(The crowd go wild as Vince gulps again.)
Austin: So tonight Vince, it'll be a triple threat match for the title, and
I'm gonna step into that ring and do what I do best. I'm gonna go out there,
kick some ass, raise some hell, win the title...and drink a hell of a lot of
beer! And Shane....DTA.
(Austin turns around and stuns Shane, then gets up and stuns Vince. He
salutes the crowd, then walks to the back to a huge ovation from the crowd.)
JR: MY GOD KING!!! THE RATTLESNAKE IS BACK!!! AND HE'S GOT A TITLE SHOT
TONIGHT!!!
King: Who cares!!! Someone go and help Vince!!!!
JR: The hell with Vince!!! This night is going to be chaos!!!! Folks join us
after the break for the four way match to decide the vacant European
title!!!
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(The Unholy, Scott Steiner and Jeff Jarrett are already in the ring, eyeing
each other up. "The Kings" hits, and the fans go wild as Da Brick makes his
way down to the ring, accompanied by Trish. As soon as he enters the ring
the fight begins.)
King: ITS TRISH!!!!!! ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!
JR: For the love of god calm down King!!!! Someone get him some saltpeter!!
King: It's ok JR...I'm ok. It's just....PUPPIES!!!
JR: Well lets concentrate on the action inside the ring please. Da Brick is
dominating Jeff Jarrett here as Scott Steiner takes the unholy to the
outside. Remember this is NOT elimination rules, this is one fall to a
finish.
(Scott Steiner drops the unholy across the security rails, and enters the
ring. He begins to take out Da Brick, and he and Jarrett double team him.)
JR: Well some teamwork going on between Jarrett and Steiner, but how long
can that last.
(The Unholy re-enters the ring, and whips Jeff against the ropes, and nails
him with a stiff forearm. Da Brick is back up, and is battling with
Steiner.)
JR: Well there are two huge guys going at it inside the ring.
King: (looking at Trish) talking of huge....HUGEEEEE!!!!!
(The Unholy takes Jarrett down with a side russian leg sweep, and goes for
the cover. 1..2.. Steiner breaks up the pin attempt with a knee to the
skull. Da Brick hits Steiner with a big boot to the back of the head as
Jarrett attempts to recover his balance. Da Brick tosses Steiner to the
outside with relative ease, and then slides out to meet him. Meanwhile
Jarrett has gone to the corner, and has grabbed the acoustic equalizer.)
JR: King...he's go the guitar!! The referee is on the outside trying to
control Da Brick and Steiner!!!
King: Hit him Jeff!!!
(Jeff holds the guitar above his head, waiting for the unholy to regain his
composure. The Unholy gets a big low blow in on Jarrett to the delight of
the crowd, and takes the guitar off him. He smashes the guitar over
Jarrett's head, then throws the remnants outside the ring. He goes for the
pin.)
JR: There's no referee!!!
King: Hey ref!!! You idiot!!!
(At that moment Nash and Hall run down to the ring. Nash grabs the unholy,
and he and Hall perform a huge double power bomb on him, leaving him in a
heap on the floor. They drape Jarrett's arm across the unholy, as the
referee slides back into the ring.)
JR: No!! Not like this!!!
(The referee counts. 1...2...3.)
JR: Dammit! Jeff Jarrett is the new European champion!!! Thanks to the help
of the outsiders!!!
King: Well the unholy cheated, so Jeff was just repaying the favor!!
JR: Dammit Jarrett brought the guitar in!!
King: But the unholy used it on him!!!
JR: Now what???? Nash Hall and Jarrett are helping Steiner beat on Da
Brick!! Here come DX!!!!!!
(The crowd erupts as DX come out to help Da Brick. They clear the ring, and
Jarrett taunts Da Brick, holding the belt up high as "the kings" hits
again.)
JR: Could this be a new faction????? What the hell is going on here?????
(The camera cuts to the back, showing SummerZ talking to Buffy. The crowd
give them a big pop.)
SummerZ: Hey did they get my new entrance music yet?
Buffy: Yeah Vince said something about it before. Anyway shouldn't you get
ready for your match?
SummerZ: What match? I'm not booked tonight.
Buffy: Well all Vince told me was to tell you to get ready for your match.
SummerZ: Oh what the hell? I thought I had the night off! He didn't say who
I was fighting?
Buffy: Nope, just to get ready.
SummerZ: Dammit. I'd better go get ready. For all I know he's booked me
against the Jobber.
Buffy: Well he is a former television champ.
SummerZ: Well yeah I guess. Did he actually ever lose that belt?
Buffy: For all I know he's still got it.
SummerZ: Probably sold it to buy some scotch. Take a memo.
Buffy: I'm not your secretary.
SummerZ: Well at least give me a piece of paper and a pen!
(she hands him a notebook and a pen.)
SummerZ: (speaking out loud what he's writing on the paper.)
Make....Jobber...defend....belt. Ok I'm gonna go give this to Vince and see
who my opponent is. Come on lets go.
(They exit the room as Summerheat cuts to a break.)
***************************
JR: Welcome back to Summerheat, and King what do you suppose all that was
about?
King: Well I wasn't really paying much attention to what was being said...I
can tell you exactly what Buffy was wearing though.
JR: Well anyway as we get ready for the handicap dumpster match next let me
tell you about our next Pay Per View, OWA Aces High which will take place
less than a week away on Sunday 28th January, it will take lace live at the
Houston astrodome, and some tickets are available for this huge event.
King: Boy I can't wait for that one, as the saying goes, it's in the luck of
the draw, especially when 15 of the hottest superstars in the game today
will compete for that place at OWA Wrestlechaos 2001 against the OWA
champion. Of course the 15 participants have yet to be revealed, but rumours
are circulating that Vince and Shane have decided on the 15 superstars to
compete, and could even be announcing them tonight!!!
JR: That one will be HUGE!!!
("Darkness death" hits, and Cobra emerges from the top of the ramp alongside
sexy linda, pushing a dumpster.)
JR: Well this was a challenge laid out by Cobra on OWA corrugated cardboard,
he wanted any 2 members of DX in a dumpster match, and Y2J and HBK were more
than happy to accept the challenge.
("The Kings" hits once more, and DX walk out to a huge ovation. They high
five, then run down into the ring. Cobra slides out the other side of the
ring, and a confused DX call him back in. Cobra smiles, and beckons for them
to turn around. To their shock, a hooded figure stands behind them.)
JR: King...that's the beast!!!
(The beast starts to pound on DX, as Cobra slides back in and begins to help
him out. DX regain the advantage though, and whip both men against the
ropes, and deliver a double back body drop. Y2J goes outside the ring, and
goes under the ring, where he re-emerges with a table. He lifts the lid off
the dumpster, and places the table across the top.)
JR: uh-oh. That does not look good for the person who gets tossed onto it.
They'll go through the table then into the dumpster!!!
(HBK has been beaten down in Y2J's absence, and now the beast and cobra
begin to double team Y2J. The beast whips him across the ropes as Cobra
stands at the opposite end of the ring. Y2J is flung into Cobra, and Cobra
launches him to the outside, where he plunges through the table and into the
dumpster. The beast then lifts up HBK with relative ease, and tosses him
like a small child into the dumpster. Cobra stands on the outside, and slams
both of the lids shut.)
JR: Well it wasn't a handicap match when it was said and done, but
regardless of that, Cobra just defeated DX!!!
King: Hey wait!!! There's the rest of DX!
(The arena lights go out, and when they go back on Cobra and The Beast are
no-where to be seen. Da Brick and Mr. Ass help Y2J and HBK out of the
dumpster, as the fans look around the arena for Cobra and The Beast.)
(The camera cuts to the back, where Kevin Kelly is seen with Nash, Hall,
Steiner and the new European champion, Jeff Jarrett.)
KK: Well gentlemen we saw Jeff Jarrett become the new European champion
before thanks to your help...but what is your relationship with each other?
JJ: Dammit Kevin Kelly, you do not call me Jeff Jarrett, you call me the
chosen one, because slappy I have the stroke around here, and now that i've
captured the european championship people will start to recognize that! And
as for our relationship....you don't need to know about that yet. Now get
out of our way.
(Jarrett pushes Kelly out of the way as the four men walk out of the shot.)
(The shot then cuts to Emerald Fusion walking down the hall with his belt
around his waist, looking pumped up for his match.)
JR: Well next up that man will defend his United title...but against
who????? Find out after this break!!
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("King of rock" hits, and the fans give Emerald Fusion a lot of heat as he
strolls down to the ring decked out in his long leather jacket, and
trademark black shades. He enters the ring and removes his jacket, and his
shades, revealing emerald green eyes beneath. He grabs a mic off Tony
Chimmel.)
Fusion: Well it looks like another screw job on Fusion. Dammit I'm the
commissioner around here, I should be getting to make the matches!!1 I
shouldn't be put in matches where I don't even know who I'm supposed to be
fighting!!! Dammit whoever McMahon has lined up to face me, get your ass out
here right now!!!
(The lights begin to flicker, and "Nitro" by the Offspring blares throughout
the arena. The fans look puzzled trying to figure out who is going to
appear, and give a huge pop when they see the familiar face and seven foot
frame of SummerZ, accompanied by the ever gorgeous Buffy. SummerZ gives a
huge grin as Fusion protests to the referee inside the ring. SummerZ raises
his arm up high as the fans give him a huge pop, then he rushes down to the
ring, and slides in, only to be jumped by Fusion.)
JR: My god King!! It's SummerZ!!!
King: I guess we know who he's fighting now!! Obviously SummerZ and Vince
are still on good terms!!!
JR: Well these two definitely have a history, SummerZ and Fusion used to be
the two main men in the business until SummerZ gave up the company. Now
could we see SummerZ make a huge impact on his return to the ring by
capturing the United title?!?!?
(The two men are still going at it in the ring, trading lefts and rights,
until Fusion gets in a stiff boot to the abdomen. SummerZ is hit with a huge
scissor kick from Fusion. Fusions turns to taunt the crowd as SummerZ is
down.)
JR: What an idiot. If you've got a man down the pin him!!!
King: Ah shut up JR, those idiotic fans are provoking him.
(SummerZ gets a huge boot to the face of Fusion, and Fusion goes right down.
SummerZ drops a huge leg onto the head of Fusion, and the fans cheer even
louder. SummerZ picks him up and tries to lift him onto his shoulders to set
him up for the SummerZ End, but Fusion counters with a backslide. 1..2...
SummerZ kicks out.)
JR: These two may be huge, but the agility of them is incredible!!
(Fusion and SummerZ lock up, and SummerZ' strength shows as he lifts Fusion
up for a huge brain buster. He raises the arm signaling for the end of
Fusion. )
JR: He's going up top!!!
(He leaps onto the top rope, and signals for the SummerZault. He leaps
through the air and goes for his version of the frog splash, but Fusion
moves out of the way at the last second.)
JR: He risked it all with that move! SummerZ is out!!!
(Fusion slowly crawls back over to SummerZ, and limply puts an arm across
him. The referee counts 1...2.. SummerZ somehow manages to get a shoulder
up, much to the annoyance of Fusion.)
JR: How the hell did he kick out?????
King: Uh-oh, Fusion isn't happy. Where's he going????
(Fusion exits the ring and grabs his belt off of the timekeeper. He lunges
at SummerZ with the belt, but SummerZ manages to duck the shot, and nail
Fusion with a huge right hand, causing him to drop the belt. He then scoops
him up on his shoulders as the referee disposes of the belt, and SummerZ
starts to climb the ropes. He ascends to the second rope, and lowers Fusion
into a tombstone position. He leaps from the second rope, and hits the
SummerZ End on Fusion. He places an arm across Fusion...1...2....3.)
JR: King can you believe it????? We have a new United champion!!!
King: I don't believe it!!! How could this happen???? Noooooo!!!!!!
JR: SummerZ is ecstatic!!!! And here come the bWo!!!! They face the APA next
for the tag titles, but at the moment they're down here celebrating with
SummerZ!!!
King: Oh no JR, I just had a scary thought. What if the bWo won the tag
titles???? Then every member of the bWo would hold titles!!!
JR: Of course Buffy is already the woman's champion, and it would be great
if the bWo won the tag straps, but never ever underestimate the Acolytes.
These guys love to fight more than they love to eat!
King: Not more than a cold brewski!!!
JR: That ones up next, join us after this break!!!
********************
(SummerZ and Buffy wish the bWo good luck, and go back to the locker room.
As soon as they have gone the Acolytes music hits, and they receive an
incredible ovation as they stroll down to the ring, tag titles around their
waist. They enter the ring and relinquish their belts to the referee. Farooq
and Da Phat Guy start it off.)
JR: Well I hate to overuse this term...but this one is gonna be a
SLOBBERKNOCKER!!!!!!
King: Uhhh...I wouldn't bet on it.
JR: What? Why not?
King: Well the bWo suck!!!!
JR: Well they are probably the most underrated team in the OWA, but these
guys can put up one hell of a fight.
(Bradshaw is tagged in with Da Phat Guy down. Bradshaw drops a huge leg, but
Da Phat Guy dodges it and manages to tag in Hollywood Snow. He starts to
pose for the crowd, and is hit with the clothesline from hell. Bradshaw goes
for the pin as Edge and Christian run down to the ring. Edge pulls down Da
Phat Guy as Christian goes inside the ring and breaks up the count.
Christian nails the unprettier on Bradshaw as Edge nails the edgeamatic on
Da Phat Guy on the outside. Farooq takes down Christian with a big
spinebuster, but then DX run down to the ring, and chaos ensues.)
JR: What in the hell???? This is madness!!!! These four teams all want tag
gold, but only one of them has it!!! And now DX are doing a number on
everyone!! King we have to take a break, this one is a dq win for the bWo.
Up next, the main event, HHH vs The Big Show vs AUSTIN!!!!
*********************
( "Sweet home alabama" hits, and the largest athlete in sports
entertainment, the big show, makes his way down to the ring along with his
business partner Shane McMahon.)
JR: Well this man certainly has to be the favourite in this one. Seven foot,
five hundred pounds, he's a monster!!!
King: But JR it's gonna take a hell of a lot to beat the game, especially
with Vince in his corner.
( HHH's music hits, and the OWA champion makes his way down into the ring
along with Vince McMahon. Vince stares down Shane outside the ring, and HHH
and The Big Show start it out with rapid lefts and rights inside the ring.)
JR: This match has started!!! And we haven't even got our third participant
out yet!!!
(The glass shatters, and the fans go mental as "disturbed" hits and Austin
walks down into the ring, and joins in the fight.)
JR: WILL YOU LISTEN TO THIS OVATION!!!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!!!
King: Argh!!!
(The fight grinds to a halt as "wreck" hits, and the vision of Mick Foley
appears on the SummerZtron, much to the fans delight.)
JR: What the hell??? What is IWEF president Mick Foley doing here????
(Vince and Shane look equally shocked as Foley starts to talk.)
Foley: Hello OWA!!!!!
(the fans go wild, and the fight inside the ring starts again as Triple H
takes advantage of the distraction.)
Foley: I guess your all wondering why I'm here....well Shane I heard what
you said before about the third party in the ownership...AND IT'S ME
SHANE!!! IT'S ME!!!
JR: What in the hell????? Mick Foley is the third owner of the OWA!!!!! This
is chaos!!!!
Foley: And my first ruling as OWA joint owner? To make this match a four
corners match!!!
JR: What???? Who will be the fourth participant??????
Foley: I think you know the guy....he's been held down for a hell of a long
time.....THA KID!!!!!!
(The fans seems less than ecstatic with Foleys announcement, but Tha Kid
sprints down to the ring with a chair, and starts to raise hell. He takes
out a battered Austin, then knocks HHH out. He hits a huge low blow on the
Big Show. He hits the delusion on the chair while the referee is detained by
Vince on the outside, who is protesting. Tha Kid signals the referee, and
covers the show. He gets the three.)
JR: OH MY GOD!!!!!!! THA KID IS THE NEW OWA CHAMPION!!!!!!!! THIS IS
AMAZING!!!!! THA KID'S UNDEFEATED STREAK REMAINS ALIVE...AND HE HAS FINALLY
ACHIEVED HIS DREAM!!! WE HAVE A NEW UNITED CHAMPION....WE HAVE ANEW WORLD
CHAMPION....AND WE HAVE A NEW OWNER!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL WILL HAPPEN THIS
THURSDAY ON DEZTRUXION??????
(The OWA copyright logo appears, and Summerheat goes off the air.)
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Finalist - MOTR III
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2 time NWWA All State Champion
NWWA Wrestler of the Month October, 1999
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SFWL Intercontinental Tag Team Champion with
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