Platinum Wrestling Shockwave 2001 (H2O lights Ashe Corona on Fire)

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[Amid enigmatic controversy, Monday Night Shockwave appears to hit our air-waves, minus formalitites. There is no introduction. Pyrotechnic display...for this has already been presented to the live audience in the waning hours of the unseen action of before. Our view immediately peers into what looks to be the office of the highly respect Co-Owner and Chairman of Platinum Wrestling. Speaking into a cellular phone into what appears to be his "partner," the other half of Ownership, Eric Hendricks.]

Double § - Alright Eric. We've been playing against each other lately, but tonight has to be a little different.

Eric Hendricks - Well, what's going on?

Double § - Piccillo's gone.

Eric Hendricks - What do you mean he's gone? He quit?

Double § - No, no, no. Someone checked him out of the hospital Friday night. He is nowhere to be found. I've called everywhere.

Eric Hendricks - So this means he won't be here tonight?

Double § - Probably not.

Eric Hendricks - So what do we do now? Just wait?

Double § - We gotta look. Start putting up posters. Asking around. I don't know. Anything!

Eric Hendricks - You got it.

[Signifying the end of this particular conversation, the scene quickly makes a slight transition to the arena parking lot. H2O is seen exiting his rental car and starts to walk towards the arena. A distant look in his eyes, it looks as if he doesn't even know where he is. His eyes carry hefty bags directly below while it appears he hasn't slept in days. His hair is unkempt to add to this sickly appearance. H2O walks slowly toward the front of the arena. He takes slow steps and, in time, he makes it to the front of the arena. There are a row of security guards who stand before him, blocking his passage.)

Guard - I am sorry, sir, you don't have a match tonight. We were told you cannot be permitted to enter the premisis.

H2O - (silently) Get out of my way.

Guard - I'm sorry, sir...I cannot do that.

H2O - (Whispers) I am only going to warn you once... GET OUT...of my way.

Guard - (laughs) Oh.. I'm petrified...Ashe beat the crap out of both you and Hagle in 10 seconds flat...and you think that you can scare me? Why don't you just go home, waterboy? Your talents are not up to par of your fellow PtW wrestlers.. You're a failure, a nothing. You will never be good enough...never be able to stand toe to toe with a man like Ashe Corona. Bye, bye.

(The majority of the security guards begin to snicker, whilst waving towards the Platinum Superstar.H2O turns around to walk away and the guards start to sing "sha na na eh eh good bye..." as he quickly drags his feet towards his rental car and gets behind the wheel. H2O pulls out of the parking space, but doesn't head toward the exit of the parking lot. He heads straight toward the entrance of the arena. H2O floors the accelerator. The car is now going close to 40 MPH and the security gaurds never have a chance to get out of the way. Screams of terror and pain can be heard as H2O plows through the line of guards and into the doors of the arena. He refuses to stop and the door crashes through the doors and right into the building. He exits his flaming vehicle and makes his way into the Joe Louis arena. Now, with the visual tilted in an awkward manner...our view now sits upon the announce booth.]

Sid Sanders - WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT SHOCKWAVE!

Eddie Fowler - I'm Eddie Fowler, along with good ol' Sid! SO MUCH has already went down!

Sid Sanders - Truer words have never been spoken...Mike Piccillo...no man knows of his current location...H20, perhaps still angered at his loss last week? And tonight...the events, how will tonight build up to the upcoming Pay Per View spectaculare, Risen From Ashes...THIS SUNDAY!

Eddie Fowler - But as of right now...Shockwave...is set to ignite!

John Ritcher - This opening bout is scheduled for ONE FALL. Introducing first...standing 6 feet, 8 inches tall...he is the master of the "Fury Bomb...." the "FURIOUS ONE....."BRIAN...FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRYYYY!

[Making his way through the outer most curtain, the former IWO Superstar is sighted to a chorus of boos. Lightlty jogging to the squred circle, Fury slips in and awaits his opponent.]


John Ritcher - And the ooposition....standing at 6'3, weighing in at 226 pounds...he is the only man in Platinum history to defeat the same man in one night...HE IS....CALVIN.........GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUFFFFFF!

[Fury's eyes travel in all directions when suddenly...Gruff emerges from the front row! Cameras catch the southerner...for unexplained reasons, he is without Georgia...while leaping over the guard rail. Sliding into the war circle, the newcomer gently taps "The Furious One" on the deltoid...and in sheer FURY, Brian zips around only to be grasped by the hips and hoisted into an Atomic Drop...but Calvin refuses to halt, throwing his opponent into the air into a Sky High Short Powerbomb...the cover.....1....2...referee Paul Gaza slaps a three count down!]

Eddie Fowler - AGAIN! AGAIN! YES! That makes him 2-0!

Sid Sanders - Eh...correction, Fowl-man. Gruff destroyed Dee Brown on not one, but TWO occasions last Monday Night, thus bumping his record with this newly awarded victory...3-0!

Eddie Fowler - Are you sure that counted?

Sid Sanders - I certainly would say so. Why wouldn't it?

Eddie Fowler - Well, you're the boss....I MEAN....if that's what you think....you know?!?!?!?!?

Sid Sanders - Sure...let's head backstage, shall we?

Eddie Fowler - No, we shalln't.

Sid Sanders - SHALLN'T?!?!?!?!?

[The camera fades into the hallway, just in front of Ashe Corona's locker room. H2O kicks down the door and runs into the loccupied dressing room. The occupant appears somewhat shocked, but not for a significant time period as H2O quickly nails him in the head with a chair that is crudely embalmed in babred wire. Corona goes down hard, as H2O sits on his pectoral muscles, and whips out a staple gun. Slamming the stapler into Ashe's head possibly 10 times, leaving his hated rival a bloody mess. H2O takes out a pair of handcuffs and cuffs the former Mexican and Japanese extremist.]

H2O - Yes, Ashe I think that tonight we are going to have a very, very interesting night.

[H2O picks up the handcuffed Ashe and forces him out of his locker room as the camera fades to commercial.]

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[ All four men are in the ring as they circle each other. Tyrin and iMaGiNe look at each other with respect as they turn and attack Deicide and Cabal. iMaGiNe stands back and delivers a perfect dropkick to the face of Deicide. Deicide goes flying over the top rope and lands on the floor. Tyrin backs up and charges at Cabal. He nails him with a clothesline that sends him over the top rope, as Cabal lands on his feet on the outside. iMaGiNe decks Tyrin in the gut and nails him with a hip toss over the top rope. ]

Sid Sanders - iMaGiNe has just hip tossed Tyrin over the top rope onto Cabal who falls to the ground.

Eddie Fowler - Cabal sure is getting his ass whooped!

[ All three men stand up as iMaGiNe backs up. He charges at the ropes, springboards off the top rope, and nails them with a 450 Splash. The fans erupt in a chant of "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" All four men lay on the ground as iMaGiNe stirs first. He gets to his feet as he hops onto the apron. Cabal slowly stands up and charges at Cabal. He does a front flip but Cabal moves as iMaGiNe lands back first onto the steel steps. He rolls over in pain, holding his back. ]

Eddie Fowler - What an idiot!

Sid Sanders - iMaGiNe just put his body on the line and he paid for it.

[ Tyrin is to his feet as he starts to duck it out with Deicide. He gains the upper hand and nails him with a thunderous right. Deicide staggers back into Cabal who nails him with a thunderous clothesline. Cabal then charges at Tyrin who side steps him and nails him with a drop toe hold. Tyrin hops back up as he rolls into the ring and back out to stop the count. The referee then begins the count from one again. ]

Sid Sanders - Very smart move by Tyrin.

[ Tyrin digs underneath the ring and pulls out a chair. The referee hops out to take it from him as iMaGiNe is to his feet. He hops onto the apron and runs across it. He jumps off and nails the chair with a missle dropkick that smashes into Tyrin's face. Tyrin staggers back and falls as he starts to bleed. Cabal is to his feet as goes to grab iMaGiNe. iMaGiNe ducks as he dropkicks Cabal in his right knee. Cabal grabs his knee in pain as iMaGiNe picks up the chair and hops onto the apron. He runs toward Cabal and dropkicks the chair into Cabal's face. ]

Sid Sanders - What a move!

Eddie Fowler - iMaGiNe should be disqualified for that!

[ iMaGiNe picks up Cabal and throws him over the railing. Deicide comes charging at iMaGiNe who simply moves out the way. Deicide runs into the guard rail and lays there holding his gut. iMaGiNe hops onto the apron and comes charging off. He nails Deicide across the head with a guilliten leg drop as the fans cheer. iMaGiNe slowly stands up as he hops the guard rail slowly. He rolls into the ring as he gets on his knees. ]

Sid Sanders - He will just not stop Eddie!

Eddie Fowler - He's an idiot, that's why!

[Tyrin slowly rolls into the ring as iMaGiNe is there to pick him up. He decks him in the face and hurls him into a turnbuckle. iMaGiNe charges and spears Tyrin into the turnbuckle. iMaGiNe then lifts Tyrin up into the air and sets him on the top turnbuckle. iMaGiNe climbs up with him and calls for the Eye Opener. They both stand up as iMaGiNe nails Tyrin with the Eye Opener! But not into the ring . . . But onto the outside of the ring floor! Tyrin is out of it as iMaGiNe holds his back in pain. He slowly gets to his feet as he rolls in. ]

Eddie Fowler - My God!

Sid Sanders - The referee is starting a ten count as iMaGiNe slowly gets to his knees. Cabal starts to stir in the audience as he gets up.

[The referee is to 7 as Cabal is next to the ring. iMaGiNe comes off the ropes and nails Cabal in the face with a baseball slide. Cabal falls back as the referee reaches 9 and then 10. He calls for the bell ruling it a countout. iMaGiNe falls to his knees holding his head as "Pig Society" blares through the arena. ]


[The lights slowly dim to a darkened dome. The Platinum-Tron comes to life...scene cuts to a shot of a large kitchen table, on one side is "The Pinnacle of Perfection" Rob Hagle, and on the other a person who looks to be an interviewer, Nikki Macido to be exact. Rob has a rather mad stern upon his face. The interviewer looks slightly nervous about this task, she begins speaking...]

Nikki Macido - I'm here with Rob Hagle. Hello, how are you Rob?

Rob Hagle - (In a sarcastic tone) OH absolutely fantastic, I'm so happy, I lost a damn handicapped match to some low life scum bag Ashe. How the hell do you think I am, you stupid bitch?

Nikki Macido - Oh, well, let's get right into this...as you already pointed out, you lost your handicapped match with Ashe Corona...what are your feelings on him, and your partner for that matter, H2O?

Rob Hagle - What are my feelings on Ashe? I think he is the luckiest man alive, and as for H2O, I have nothing against H2O, it's as much my fault we lost as it was his. There are no problems now within the Elite Squad. If you are trying to get me to give out some hostility toward H2O or Musso...you should stop trying right now.

Nikki Macido - OK, well, many people are questioning your "Pinnacle of Perfection" status, any response?

Rob Hagle - If I were them, I would too, but what people fail to realize is that I am not used to this main event spot. If anyone remembers, in my first promo I said quote "It will be hard going from a main eventer to a mid-carder." I didn't expect to main event Shockwave of all places. I have all of this pressure to live up to this amazing image, and maybe I don't want to live up to this amazing image. Maybe I hate that amazing image.

Nikki Macido - I think it is pretty obvious you have had it the hardest here in PtW. Why do you think that is and how are you coping with it?

Rob Hagle - I'm glad someone realizes that it is pretty hard to be Rob Hagle. Why do I think that is? Because the people here at PtW are trying to hold me back, just like I have been my entire life, Eric, Shane...all of them. They don't want to see The "Pinnacle of Perfection" with the Platinum Championship. They are scared to see me on top of this company. Well, they can all kiss my ass!

Nikki Macido - You have a lot of hostility toward PtW, why not just leave?

Rob Hagle - That is what they are trying to do, getting me to leave, if I leave, they win, oh yeah, they thought that they could do enough to stop Rob Hagle.. Ha Ha, sorry S.O.B.'s ain't even able to see the sh***bleep***t they've gone and started.

Nikki Macido - Now that you are out of the Platinum Tournament, what are you setting your sights on?

Rob Hagle - I'm glad you asked, I am challenging, no no, I am demanding a match with the Elemental Champion, 'Renax' Rob Jenks, at The Risen From Ashes Pay Per View, for the Elemental Title. Oh, but not in just any match, I want it in a ladder match. There everyone can see the REAL Rob Hagle in action. If Jenks is any kind of real champion HE WILL ACCEPT...but if he doesn't, one way or another...I will get my hands on that title. So what will it be, Jenks?

Nikki Macido - Wow, huge exclusive news Rob Hagle challenging Rob Jenks in a ladder match for the Elemental Title. Wow, Rob, what made you choose this?

Rob Hagle - Well, SOMEONE told me I couldn't go for the Neo-American Title, another person trying to hold me back. So I decided to go for the next thing, The Elemental Title, because from what I've heard, its' the first step to a Platinum Title shot. So it isn't really anything against Rob, it's just what he has that I want. And no one is going to keep me from getting what I want.

Nikki Macido - OK, well,Rob, we are almost out of time, anything else you would like to say?

Rob Hagle - Oh, of course. You know, it seems to be the cool thing to make fun of Rob Hagle these days. Sure, poke your fun but when it comes down to it, your criticism is just a shield to hide your fear because I know each and every PtW wrestler is afraid of me, whether they will admit it or not, I am the best this federation has to offer, and whether or not you have seen it yet, the real Rob Hagle will be shown. Believe me, you will not like it. When I get my match with Renax...then finally you can all see just how good, just how great, just how PERFECT this actor can be!

[With that, the camera returns to the Joe Louis arena. The camera fades into a meat locker. H2O has tied a rope to Ashe's handcuffs and he has connected it to a meat hook on the ceiling so Ashe is hanging with his whole body vulnerable to attack and there is nothing he can do about it. It looks like H2O has been beating Ashe pretty much non stop since the point that he kidnapped him. Ashe is a total mess. He is bleeding like crazy, his nose looks like it may be broken and he is breathing erratically as if there has been serious damage done to his ribs. H2O looks at Ashe with a twisted gleam in his eyes.]

H2O - Ashe, do you still think you're better than me? Do you still think that I suck?

[H2O reaches down and pulls out a metal chain. He lifts the chain up over his head and slams it down onto Ashe's chest. Ashe screams out in pain but his voice is already hoarse from all the screaming that he has been doing so far. H2O reaches up and slams the whip down on Ashe again and again. The camera now pans to a separate part of the backstage area. We can see several employees stapling "Where's Pik" posers along the wallpaper. Seconds pass by before we return to the meat locker. Ashe's entire body is covered in red welts, many of which are bleeding covering Ashe's entire body in red. H2O lets Ashe go from the rope and he falls to the floor landing hard. H2O picks up Ashe by his hair and drags him out of the meat locker. In one hand he has Ahse and in the other his has a containter of gasoline. H2O starts to pull Ashe toward the ring bashing his head into the walls every two of three steps as they go along. H2O finally makes it to the top of the enterance ramp. He lets go of Ashe and Ashe drops to the floor. H2O kicks Ashe and he rolls down the ramp bouncing off the hard metal the whole way. H2O picks up Ashe at the ringside area and whips him in the ring stairs. Then he rolls Ashe into the center of the ring where Ashe lays unconscious. H2O rolls under the ring and takes out items that he planted there earlier in the week. A large crucifix, a hammer and a box of nails. H2O sets up the cruciifx in the ring and then removes Ashe's handcuffs. But out of nowhere....ASHES TO DUST!]

Sid Sanders - HE NAILED ASHES TO DUST!


[Seconds pass by before H20 recovers from the weakened finishing maneuver. Without hesitation, he quickly delivers the Lazer Beam. He stands Ashe up on the crucifix and then grabs a hammer and one of the nails. H2O starts to hammer the nail through one of Ashe's palms. At first, he has some trouble getting the nail to pierce Ashe's bone but after a few hard swings of the hammer the nail goes right through. H2O repeats the procedure on Ashe's other hand and on both of his feet. H2O lets go of Ashe and he is held to the crucifix by the nails.]

H2O - Ashe, very soon it will be the night where I get my revenge on you for what happened last week. That night will be the night where I hurt you for the humiliation that you caused me. (H2O spits in Ashe's face.) We are going to meet in my specialty match, it is called the EE Vindication match. It takes place in a completely enclosed hell in a cell made of barbed wire that has electricity running through it. The ring is filled with weapons and has C-4 in the mat. The ropes are replaced by flaming boards that have nails sticking out. Around the ring there will be 4 crucifix's, 4 hammers, 4 boxes of nails, 4 bottles of gasoline and 4 boxes of matches. The only way to win the match is to crucify your opponent, cover them in gasoline and light them on fire. ASHE CORONA... PREPARE TO BE ERADICATED!

[H2O takes the container of gasoline and pours it all over Ashe. He then pulls a box of matches out of pants pocket and drops it on Ashe, lighting him up like the world's largest Roman candle. In a matter of seconds, the stench of burning flesh spreads through the arena. Many of the fans begin to throw up and even more of them run out of the arena in disgust. When suddenly....Karnage hits ringside! Sliding into the ring with a fire extinguisher in hand...the large man is quick to rid Ashe of his flames. H20 immediately "cowers" to the outside, avoiding a man with an armed weapon. Slowly, but surely...H20 back steps his way up the ramp, all the while...staring a hole down in Karnage, as the former UcW'er assists his fallen buddy.]