While Nick is shoving his cock down your throat, Mark (though I doubt he could
possibly gag you, since your mouth is wider than a chick in a gyno's chair),
I'll just stand behind you, trying to convince you of what a decent person you
could be if only you gave it a try. I mean... we'd be close at that point,
right? A few feet away, in fact. So when I whisper into your ear how the only
thing you'll ever be good for in life is a cadavre for scientific research, to
see if your brain is, in fact, as small as we all assume it is, remember that
this could have all been avoided if you'd have shut your fucking mouth, closed
your eyes, and swallowed your fucking pride. But no, that's too easy to do.
You have to do things the hard way, because you're online, and you don't know
any of us, so that makes it perfectly fine to act like the biggest fuckwad in
all of New York. And trust me, to have that distinction, you're standing on
top of a _lot_ of fuckwads (including Brendan Horton).
And Mark, while you're swallowing your fucking pride, I'll give you a mouthful
of something to swallow, too. You see, I don't understand _why_ Blottie's
being so nice about it. Here he is trying to change the world, like he's
motherfucking Mother Teresa or the Red Cross or something. Me? I could give a
fuck if you ever matured, stopped refusing constructive criticism, or whatever
everybody on this board except for Jason Howard has asked you to do. No, I'm
not offering you any constructive criticism. I'm offering my opinion, that
you're nothing but a glutton for punishment, and I'm perfectly happy slapping
my dick across your forehead until it leaves a bruise.
Yeah, Mark. At this point I can hear your fingers banging away at your
keyboard, the smell of the jism from your daddy's cock still on your breath,
trying to type out how immature and what "assholes" we are. How we should get
out of the basement and go meet a girl. Well, sorry Mark, but I don't consider
my dad wearing a dress while he fellates me "meeting a girl". In fact, between
myself and Nick? We've probably fucked more girls than you'll ever meet. So
hold your tongue, bitchboy, and realize that while we're sitting here
lambasting you, we're laughing the entire time. Wanna know why? Because we
realize your a waste of our time, but we enjoy the fact that we can unite, as a
pair, in making you get all flustered behind your little computer screen.
You're such a fucking joke, Mark. Don't you get that yet? People don't tease
you because it's "cool". They tease you because you were born a joke, you live
as a joke, and you'll die as a joke. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if on your
tombstone, it read "Death; the Ultimate Mute Point". And really, it would be
fitting, that the last words engraved for you wouldn't make any fucking sense.
Eh, I wouldn't go that far. I don't care if your daddy sticks his cock down
your throat. I'd just like to slap mine against your forehead because you're
an idiot. I realize that you're probably going to come back with a post about
how insensitive, petty, and immature we are. That's fine, I expect it. You'll
come back with a post about how you're so much better than we are, and we
couldn't possibly know you in real life, and I'll agree. I'm a much better
person for not knowing you. If I did? I probably wouldn't give you the time
of day. And if I talked to you, it would be to ask how it feels to be slapped
in the forehead with a dick.
I'm personally glad I don't know you Mark because I fear being in the same room
with you would immediately lower my IQ by at least a 100 points. I take care
of retards with better grasps of the English language than you. Hell, I take
care of retards who contribute more to society than you do. How do I know this
without knowing you? I don't need to know you personally to know that you're
the single biggest idiot I've ever encountered. Which means your lack of a
purpose in life (outside of the whole cadavre thing) is pretty much set in
stone.
Do you like us picking on you Mark? Do you like us making fun or poor little
you? Does it give you the negative attention you so constantly crave? Good,
you stupid cock-smoking prick. I hope you run up to your room and jerk off all
over your pillow. I hope you print this post out and put it on your fucking
wall right next to the poster of you and your dad hand-in-hand, walking through
the park. I hope this is as memorable as every night your dad walks into your
room and fills you full of his man-meat, screaming "Who's your daddy?!" and
meaning it. Hell, even he knows your mom is a stupid cum-guzzling hoe.
Awww... now I'm making fun of your dad and your mom. Good. Because they
deserve it if _you're_ the fruit of their loins. Sorry, kids, but the fruit
came out spoilt, and that can only mean the trees are just as dense as the
fruit that fell from it. God, I'd like to smack the shit out of your dad and
your mom for even considering having you.
Just for the record, the ten minutes I wasted here look well spent compared to
the two hours that I wasted watching Vanilla Sky tonight. While Blottie's
smacking the shit out of your dad and your mom, I'd like to shove my cock in
their mouths too. Just think, Mark, the whole experience will bring the three
of you closer than any rendevouz in the park ever could. To be quite honest, I
hope you tell me that your mother's dead and I'm making fun of her from the
grave. Because God how I love making fun of dead bitches. And before you tell
me to go out and meet a girl, just realize that when you had my cock in your
mouth earlier in this post, it's the closest you'll ever get to a Baltimore
Ravens cheerleader. You can go drown in your own tears now.
I hope you enjoyed this Mark. All this attention, just for little ole you.
This'll be the last fucking post you'll see from me anywhere near your name.
And, unlike certain hypocritical cum-guzzling assholes, when I say I'm not
going to acknowledge your presence another moment of my existance, I mean it.
Because, you see, though I might not be as mature or intelligent or witty as
someone incredible like you, I fucking stand by what I say, instead of
backtracking five minutes after saying it. Stupid little bitch.
Blottie might not acknowledge you anymore, but it doesn't mean I won't. Not as
long as I still have a dick, although after this semester you never know, it
might fall off. Open wide and swallow. Though knowing you, you'll probably
just choke on it, gag a little bit, and spit it back out.
So get out of the basement, meet a girl, and enjoy yourself. I hope she pops
your cherry and opens your eyes a little bit to the big wide world out there.
Just don't be surprised when you kiss her if she tells you your breath smells
like my cock.
Chicks _know_ these things.
Love...
Nick and Brian
We made you like it.
Nick
- Is exhausted.
>Mark, I have a dick.
Personally, half way through, I found this crass.
I should mention that I don't only possess a magic chick attracting
shirt... I also possess a magic girlfriend stealing shirt. I rock.
Mat Findlay
"It's a shame that stupidity isn't painful"
-Anton Szandor LaVey
G-Money
-Fucking your mother nationwide.
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I don't know what you were trying to accomplish here, Blottie, but I
doubt you achieved your goal. That was one of the darkest things I've
ever read, and I feel I am worse off having read it. As you know, I
just engaged in an argument with Mark and experienced the worst of his
intellectual ineptitude first-hand, but even I was offended by what
you wrote (and believe me, that's saying something). I can only assume
that you were taking your promise to "stop being civil" to the highest
level, but there's uncivil and then there's downright disturbing.
I expect more of you in the future, Blottie.
Greg
My statements stand. Instead of posting stupid shit like this, re-read
my last response...but truly read it, not just glance over it.
And notice how never once did I talk about sticking my dick in your
mouth...THIS was by far the most illogical fucking rhetoric I'VE ever
read.
The most logical response you could make now is an apology.
Mark
j
"Mark Rosendorf" <mark...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:3D6CD2E0...@worldnet.att.net...
Jizzy wrote:
>
> Shut the fuck up, will you?
>
> j
>
And I assume THIS represents the logic and great point-making of the
RSPWF contingency, right?
Mark
j
"Mark Rosendorf" <mark...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:3D6CDB7F...@worldnet.att.net...
Andy
* Now open wide and say my naaaaame...
* And on a totally different note...adm r0gerz r00ls!
Well I'll be damned. It _was_ a joint post.
Nick
- Wants to be reprimanded.
Nick
- HAR!
I second that.
- Mike E.
Right, now just shut the fuck up and let it fucking go. That's all it takes
for shit to die out and get old. As long as there's a response, this shit will
keep going and never get old, just annoying like it already is.
Higor Rosa
Da sig is back
Bow da fuck down BiaTCHeS
Higgy the Niggy
Owner of the World's Longest Sig
The Most Updated Sig on RSPWF Today
Who dares to challenge my sig?
Welcome to the only sig that may be longer than some feds cards
#1 Ultimate W. Fuckmonster mark on the planet
Batman is the AHToC Winner for July and August and September 2K!
August and September victories are via default because all Super Heroes are
still regrouping from my wrath in July
BATMAN OWNS ALL! HAHAHA!
Kozak needs to comeback to do those tournaments
Marks for Satan Clause
Marks even more for Pal Penis
Even I have my own marks ...
Robzilla12: <== Rosa mark.
Juvy still marks out for me!
Handler Of:
Higor "The Rebel" Rosa
[N.E.W.]
Career Record: Yeah, Like I ever counted
#110 on RSPWF 200 for 2000
#2 Match of the Year on RSPWF Year-end Awards for 2000 VS. Devon Case, Chris
Courtade and Mr. Black [N.E.W. Heavyweight Championship - Brawl on the Bayou
IV]
#9 Best Foreign Wrestler on 2000 Mid-years [Conducted on IRC]
#99 on RSPWF's Worst 200 poll for '99
#141 On 1999 RSPWF Mid-year Top 200 Poll.
RSPWF End-Year Awards: #9 Best Brawler and Runner-up Best Finisher [Confederate
Crush]
"Rock Hard" Chris Stevens
[Missing]
If you've seen this man, please, don't let me know, just kill him for me
Student number 1021 from the list of graduates from the Keening School of
Grappling Arts
Graduated on October 13th, 1999
"The Deadly Method" Shawn Foster
[FREE AGENT]
The World's Best Lightweight Wrestler
Los Banditos
Carlito and Jorgito with their manager/brother José
[Deported back to Mexico by EMWC owner Chris Blue]
The future of Tag Team Wrestling in the US is now doomed
Scorpian
[I'm sure he's a jobber somewhere]
Record: Somewhere around 12-1654-21
Managed by Nightfall, wrestling's most hardcore big guy
Nemo
[RETIRED]
Record: I dunno
The world's darkest secret
Step into his world, I dare you
David Randall
[GLCW]
The real future of professional wrestling.
I still mark for the Right/Left Nut Connection, even after all of these years
BRING THEM BACK~! BRING THEM BACK~!
BRING THEM BACK OR I'LL MAKE JOE EAT YOUR BALLS~!
ICQ#- 46811337
IRC Nick- Al_Koholic
Epitome Of Flaming
RSPWF Army Living Legend
Retired from the RSPWF Army
Beat Dan Wilson in Slingo Playoff, 4-3!
Beat Ish in Slingo Playoff, 4-2!
Beat Greg May in Slingo Playoff 4-2!
AOL Slingo Champion!
# 1 in Slingo. I'll take on all challengers to defend my slingo title.
Who's Next?
My old sig was still twice as long as this. Ask Ish.
Sick Of Pro-Wrestling Posters On Fantasy Wrestling Boards!
THE PEOPLE'S DRUNK!
Al Koholic 3:16 Says- I just drank all the beer in your damn house~!
Drunk 24:7 Says- Got Beer?
Hates it when people type before they think or don't say things to themselves
first to make sure it makes sense
Still a member of the Alex Cote fan club #12345! He needs to make a comeback
in the new ICW!
I am still now, like I always have been and always will be, Sam's bitch
Famous Quotes:
"BossofnWo: Hey, I am Eric Bischoff, I am looking for a new wrestler
tohelp me win ratings. I have heared Higor Rosa is over with the Fans and I
washoping you could come to WCW/NwO and join the NwO to help me get ride of
theHorsemen once thing for all. What do you say
Batman9637: LoL" Dateless, but sometime in 1999
"You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far
that even the neutrons have collapsed. Nothing in our universe can really be
this stupid." J.R. Hollis to Ish, on 2/16/99
"Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count,
you will have more success." J.R. Hollis to Ish again, on 2/16/99
"Blu is GoD: Hey X-Dawg
XmAnDaWgX: Hey
Blu is GoD: Not you
XmAnDaWgX: who?
Blu is GoD: Other X-Dawg
Blu is GoD: I forgot "Dawg" was in your name" In Private Room eWrestling
when Las wanted to speak to John Bridges (Xjaculate), on 3/06/99
"What the fuck do you want bitch?" My brother on 9/13/99, referring to my dog.
"Yo, somebody across the street from me croaked.." Ish on 9/28/99
'Pokemon: Japanese for "Ninja Turtles" ' Topic on #UWF on 11/16/99
"Dude, I just puked on my dog" Douggiestyle AKA Doug on 12/4/99
"3-D technology was used in medicine and astronomy and was very popular for
pornagraphy." Winter 2K Issue of Sports Illustrated [Swimsuit
Issue....WOOOHOO!!] 2/23/2K
"I'd rather shit my pants all day long, then rub my face in it then get AOL"
Duff on 5/16/2K
"Robzilla12: <== Rosa mark.
Batman9636: Awesome...that goes in the sig
Robzilla12: Do it, at least it's not a homosexual remark.
Batman9636: heh yeah
Batman9636: it'll be good to hide the truth
Robzilla12: Fuck you nigga!" 5/30/2K
"Robzilla12: I said, add this:
Robzilla12: <==== Gay Bashing, Mother Fucker.
Batman9636: sure
Robzilla12: I did this with my friend Steve, we got into a huge fight. He
called me a homolicious mama's boy, and I called him a Pirate Butt Fucking
Queer." 5/30/2K [Shortly after what is above]
"Batman9636: Ruthie was ugly as hell
nirvnax69: She looked like a female Tiger Woods, dude!" 6/3/2K [We were
talking about Real World Hawaii]
"Cyk0MaGNeT: I love talking to girls about their ovaries, and you can quote
me on that and put it in your profile.
Batman9636: haha" 7/1/2K
"Batman9636: What's up bro?
CubBumDuff: My penis
Batman9636: Checking out the porn, eh?
Batman9636: That's gonna go in my sig :-P
CubBumDuff: No, it shot up as you IM'ed me" 7/2/2K
"BlazinBaby 03: where did the 4th of July come from newayz??
Chicka183: independence
MMay814794: blazin, are you blonde?
BlazinBaby 03: me??
MMay814794: of course you
BlazinBaby 03: yah im blonde why?
MMay814794: I knew it!
BlazinBaby 03: HOW?
MMay814794: You didn't know where the 4th of July came from
BlazinBaby 03: Ooooo i c" 7/4/2K in an AOL Chat Room
"MMay814794: dude, my dog just came out of the closet
Batman9636: He's gay?
MMay814794: no no, she likes to lay in the closet in the computer room"
7/4/2K
"Robzilla12: I'm stalking Rushing
Batman9636: KooL
Robzilla12: Bitch owes me money :P
Batman9636: how much?
Robzilla12: 10 c's." 8/6/2K
"Big Hort: who would you rather bang? Pato, Blottie, yourself, or Birm?
Batman9636: Myself
Batman9636: I'm damn sexy
Big Hort: Agreed." 8/8/2K
"He's permanently drunk, Lane. Thus, he's _always_ looking for a fight." Chris
West on N.E.W.'s SNS on 8/13/2K about Higor Rosa
"<Danny_Van_Halen> You're higgy the niggy..
<Danny_Van_Halen> Does that make me..
<Danny_Van_Halen> KooK the GooK?" 8/20/2K on IRC
"<Sixty-Watt-Shaman> ILL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
*** Soze has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
*** RyanZ has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
*** Y2Jase has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<Al_Koholic> WTG Scamp
<Sixty-Watt-Shaman> I took them the fuck out
<Sixty-Watt-Shaman> They ate my boomstick, bitch" 8/20/2K in IRC
"<TheOldSchoolHero> The first time ECW came to Milwaukee, my little brother was
looking up Dawn Marie's skirt.
<TheOldSchoolHero> He's 9 and is already a pimp." Jason Wnuk in IRC on 8/26/2K
"<LoPic> What do you call 135 white guys chasing a black guy?
<TheJosh> 1910.
<TheJosh> 1910?
<LoPic> Close.
<TheJosh> :(
<LoPic> The PGA Tour!" 8/30/2K in #NRG on IRC
"Big Hort: <Sucks off Higor, proving that length doesn't matter>" 8/30/2K
"<Tommy_James> WCW is like old people having sex." 8/30/2K on IRC
"* _Spiderman_ doesn't quit
<_Spiderman_> unless like
<_Spiderman_> you know
<_Spiderman_> you have my guy fuck a chicken or something
<_Spiderman_> cause that happened in LW
<_Spiderman_> LWC
<_Spiderman_> DPR fucked a chicken" 8/30/2K on IRC
"<BigHort> I'm just a bitch ass nigga . .....
<Al_Koholic> No, just a bitch" 9/1/2K on IRC
"<Al_Koholic> Juvy, you awake?
* JustinVCW slaps Juvy with a big rubber penis." 9/7/2K on IRC
"*** Danny_Van_Halen was kicked by Danny_Van_Halen (MASTURBATING TOTALLY WREAKS
OF AWESOMNESS)
* Birm points up.
<Birm> That's something virgins tell themselves." 9/7/2K on IRC
"Ninjaplex: Let's drop out of school, buy a shanty in Nebraska, and sit on
the porch and argue politics while I pick the banjo until we die.
RomanBlood: This isn't political, but okay.
Ninjaplex: Well, actually... I'm not so much into the drug part, and you
can't play banjo. :)
RomanBlood: So we have a division of labor.
Ninjaplex: Like, you don't seem quite as... pleased to be alive.
RomanBlood: Good thing I'm dead." From Joe B. via email on 9/8/2K
"RomanBlood: Heh... yuh
cbuseeeeee: your speaking in "Joe" again
cbuseeeeee: hold
cbuseeeeee: [gets out "Drunken Idiot Southern Dictionary, Volume II]
cbuseeeeee: aight
cbuseeeeee: fire away" From Joe B. via email on 9/8/2K
"Exotic Illuzions: I love you
RomanBlood: If you love me you'll keep coming back for more each time when
I hit you in a drunken frenzy. You won't press charges when the neighbors call
the cops. You'll work 14 hours a day and raise four kids while I squander our
money, and you'll let me put our car in the yard up on cinderblocks.
Exotic Illuzions: YEs.
Exotic Illuzions: I do love you.
Exotic Illuzions: You can have whatever you want.
Exotic Illuzions: I'll work 16 hour days to accomodate you
RomanBlood: Alright! *proceeds to hit Las with a big concrete dildo, and
stab his mother after jotting down her recipe for carrot cake.*
Exotic Illuzions: I still love you
RomanBlood: Enabler.
Exotic Illuzions: Reagitator
RomanBlood: I prefer "multiple felon" " From Joe B. via email on 9/8/2K
"<TheJosh> I'm going to go hump the ice despenser
<TheJosh> When it starts rattling, it makes me cum.
<TheJosh> Like a fucking horse" On IRC but sent by Joe B. via email on 9/8/2K
"<Al_Koholic> <Birm> Jessica looks like the kinda girl I'd bang without
thinking twice
<Birm> ...?
<Birm> There's a kind of girl I'd bang without thinking twice?
<Birm> Other than "above 18", I mean?" On IRC but sent by Joe B. via email on
9/8/2K
"Lawler: "Are you guys going to do one of your patented run-ins tonight?"
Edge: "No, we're above run-ins. Tonight, we're going to do a SWERVE."
Lawler: "Swerve? What's a swerve?"
Edge: "You know how you're heading down your highway at night going 100 miles
per hour, and you see a moose, and you have to avoid hitting it?"
Lawler: "Yeah, and?"
Edge: "Well it'll be NOTHING like that!" From Joe B. via email on 9/8/2K
"Big Hort: WHORE~!
Batman9636: I don't charge :-P
Batman9636: SLUT!
Big Hort: I do
Batman9636: Okay ... WHORE!" on 9/9/2K
"<TheEdge> heh spelled backwards is heh" 9/11/2K on IRC
"SiXxTyNyNe: Chris has just relayed to me his life story!
Batman9636: LoL, Buse?
SiXxTyNyNe: No. Blue. I am doing his biography.
Batman9636: LMAO
SiXxTyNyNe: It's only one page long, mind you, and this is it:
Batman9636: WTF for?
SiXxTyNyNe: I was born a poor black child. Growing up in the ghetto, I saw
my mother struggle everyday. She worked 11 jobs to feed me and my 9 chins
without ever complaining. I heard her cry out in pain once when she was moving
a piano by herself and dropped it on her foot. My journey to the top was filled
with peaks and valleys, highs and lows, ups and downs, fun and games, chutes,
and ladders, gin and tonics, rum and cokes, and burgers and fries. I'm not
saying it was easy, but with a lot of hard work, blood, sweat, tears, and
liquor, I have now become what they call in the e-wrestling biz... a legend!
It's a title I don't take lightly so if you ever see me on the street, just
smile, shut your mouth, and go about your merry little way!!" 9/13/2K
"<Danny_Van_Halen> Sinus' blow.
<Danny_Van_Halen> Sex is cool.
<Danny_Van_Halen> Porn is cool.
<Danny_Van_Halen> Lesbians are cool.
<Danny_Van_Halen> Relationships blow.
<Danny_Van_Halen> Unless.
<Danny_Van_Halen> Your relationship includes watching porn while having sex
with two lesbians." 9/14/2K on IRC
"* RonnieD cunts juvy" 9/14/2K on IRC [How is that possible?]
"<C0ckSure> I'd like to go to Hell; Satan must have a kick-ass CD collection"
Jimmy T ... 9/17/2K on IRC
"<Afghanistan> am i in the right room to talk about e-wrestling
<EMWCPrez> Probably not.
<EMWCPrez> Not if you want someone to respond anyways
<Afghanistan> im new to the game
<Afghanistan> i was recommended to come here
<J_Coles> Then get out now.
<J_Coles> Before you get sucked in and lose all traces of having a life.
<Afghanistan> ive heard its heaps of fun
<Afghanistan> i was thinking of creating a pig farmer wrestler
<J_Coles> Well, after using the description....go ahead, you sound like a gay
fuck anyways." 9/30/2K on IRC
"<EddyJacks> Nagpal's fed is going off the fed rankings
<EddyJacks> So is the LVPWA
<EddyJacks> And the UWF
<EddyJacks> I'll rank made up feds before I rank the UWF" 10/4/2K on IRC
"Bow down bitch and kiss the feet that enable thy unholy being to walk.
Remember . . . on the first day, God said, "Let there be light." However,
little did everyone know that the day before that, I said, "Let there be God."
" Ian Walsh on 10/4/2K
"<EFU_CEO> I wanna make Higor's sig
<Dougiestyle> I made it~!
<GoddamnJimmy> I made Hig's sig twice. :)
<EFU_CEO> anyone can say I puked on my dog :)
<Dougiestyle> But I really did
<EFU_CEO> I hope you bathed it afterward" 10/4/2K on IRC
"<Quad> [Two men are standing face to face. One man is with a woman who looks
suspvcisouly like a prostitute. Money is exchanged, and the woman leaves with
the second man]
<Quad> Fur trader
<Quad> [Molson drops from the sky]
<Quad> Budweiser
<Quad> Molson....Canadian for Budweiser" 10/05/2K on IRC
"<JustinVCW> But you'd have to work at Pizza Hut.
<Al_Koholic> free pizza
<JustinVCW> Nope.
<JustinVCW> Not if you aren't on break.
<Al_Koholic> its okay
<JustinVCW> And you have to lift lots of stuff.
<JustinVCW> I lift the equivilent of about 80 Chris Blues a day." 10/08/2K on
IRC
"<Rick_Stevens> Higor, I am closing in on your sig
<Rick_Stevens> just 500 more lines to go!" 10/09/2K on IRC
"Batman9636: Fuck you~!
EJ Jigga: fuck you and the horse you rode in on....
Batman9636: No, fuck you you fucken Mets fan.
EJ Jigga: Is there a "short bus" waiting for you? I'm a yankees fan,
dipshit...
Batman9636: Oh.
Batman9636: LET'S GO YANKEES~!" 10/21/2K
"<JimmyNotTre> Dan's finally correcting his grammar, eh?
<Al_Koholic> Dan, I thought you had country grammar?
<JimmyNotTre> DStevens2k: asting ringo intros now
<JimmyNotTre> DStevens2k: pasting
<JimmyNotTre> He hasn't learned a fucking thing." 10/28/2K on IRC
"*** EMWCPrez changes topic to '<Stormkind> You should pole me, Ollie.
<EddyJacks> I think I might, Rob' " 11/1/2K on IRC
"<JimmyNotTre> Dude, I bought a dildo-sized Rice Krispies treat at school
today.
<Al_Koholic> What for?
*** thinair has joined #e-wzone
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o thinair
<JimmyNotTre> I was hungry, dude!
<JimmyNotTre> And then, my friend dared me to deep throat it...
<thinair> Uhh
* thinair runs.
<Al_Koholic> Did you do it?
<thinair> So we are talking a bananna, right?
<JimmyNotTre> Fuck yeah, I did it!
<JimmyNotTre> I'm a buck richer now. =)
<Al_Koholic> Josh, I'm afraid not.
<thinair> NO!!!!
<Al_Koholic> We're talking about a dildo-sized Rice Krispies Treat.
<thinair> GOD DAMN IT JIMMY!!
<JimmyNotTre> Don't worry...
<JimmyNotTre> It was a XXL Rice Krispie Treat" 11/6/2K on IRC
"<JoelRJTen> Greetings all. How is everybody this evening?
<Zipline> You're so annoying
<Zipline> And it's not even because you're gay
<Zipline> Were you straight, I'd still hate you
<Zipline> As is, you're annoying _AND_ gay
<Zipline> Please, please spare us
<JoelRJTen> Why is that?
<Zipline> Probably because you're British
<JoelRJTen> Oh." 11/15/2K on IRC
"<jasonblake> AWP = Anal Wanking Prostitutes
<jasonblake> EMWC = Eating More is Way Cool" 12/1/2K on IRC
"<Los_Banditos> Feu, are you white?
<Feuilleton> I might be... Who's asking? Razor Ramon's best buddy from the
Puerto Rico?
<Los_Banditos> yeah
<Los_Banditos> I'm actually from Mexico
<Feuilleton> Don't tell me... You're a former member of the Nation of
Domination?
<Los_Banditos> Nope.
<Los_Banditos> Nation Of Immigration" 12/4/2K on IRC
"*** DevonCase has joined #new_chat
<DevonCase> Damnit!
<DevonCase> Forgot my coat!
*** DevonCase was kicked by LoPic (You said you never come back! LIAR!)
*** DevonCase has joined #new_chat
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o DevonCase
<Buse> Ruh roh.
* LoPic steals Mike's coat." 12/4/2K on IRC
"<Superior_One> u wanna join my fed?
<Superior_One> we have some of the best talent in ewrestling
<Superior_One> u ever hear of "Lonewolf Outlaw" Brody Hardin????
<Quad> nope, but I HAVE heard of Lone Wolf Brody Thunder
<Quad> and Outlaw JW Hardin
<Superior_One> who r they?" 12/7/2K on IRC
"<JessicaF> Higgy, I sent my thing in for MOTR.
<DrunkSuperSaiyan> Ummm .... okay.
<DrunkSuperSaiyan> MOTR being Master Of The Ring?
<JessicaF> I guess. Â LOL.
<DrunkSuperSaiyan> Who runs that?
<JessicaF> FUCK!
* JessicaF bitch slaps herself.
<WAOPresidente> lol Demola
<DrunkSuperSaiyan> Oh, okay
<DrunkSuperSaiyan> heh
<DevonCase> Is Demola doing another MOTR?
<JessicaF> For some reason, I thought you were Nick.
* DrunkSuperSaiyan dick slaps Jess
*** JessicaF has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<DrunkSuperSaiyan> Whoa
<DrunkSuperSaiyan> That was a hard ass dick slap
<DrunkSuperSaiyan> It echoed
<DrunkSuperSaiyan> Knocked her right off the net" 12/17/2K on IRC
"<Al_Koholic> Its weird. Blue hasn't been in here all day
<EddyJacks> He's spanking it with a thumb up his ass
<EddyJacks> So am I, but I can multitask" 12/25/2K on IRC
"<EddyJacks> Oh, Duff, I'm opening an e-fed
<EddyJacks> You need to join
<UnderDog> do I?
<EddyJacks> I'll be closing it tomorrow, so you can add the acronym to your
'feds list' " 12/26/2K on IRC
"<Al_Koholic> FPD?
<NativeAmericanPsycho> It's a black thing.
<EMWCPrez> Like KFC?" 2/27/2K1 on IRC
"Drunk Vegita: loser
SensouSam: Cuntface.
Drunk Vegita: I am what I eat
Drunk Vegita: Cockhead
SensouSam: I am what I suck." 5/23/2K1
"<PigFat> and like you go to gayparties and you see the best chicks there
<Birm> That would be annoying.
<Birm> "Hey would you like to..."
<Birm> "I'm gay."
<Birm> "What's your-"
<Birm> "Sorry. I'm with her." Dateless, but on IRC
" <Tim_Sanders> I gave up drinking everyone@!!
<_Gremlin_> Stop lying.
<Tim_Sanders> Gave up drinking... cheep beer" Dateless, on IRC
"<TheEdge> Why did they get rid of Nickserv/Chanserv?
<Al_Koholic> the service is down
<Al_Koholic> Nickserv and Chanserv are out on a date
<Quad> They're tag teaming jinxi
<Quad> <ChanServ> You like that, don't you bitch?
<Quad> <jinxi> give it to me hard :>
<Quad> <NickServ> Dude, what the fuck? When am I gonna get some action?
<Quad> <jinxi> I got your action right here, boyo. GO DOWN!" 3/2/2K2 on IRC
"<Tommy_James> Have you ever made chicken wings from scratch?
<Buse> I have
<GLCWMack> Nope
<Tommy_James> Like, you have to buy the wings, and they're generally in three
pieces.
<Buse> Right
<Buse> I just buy the giant bag...but yeah...
<Tommy_James> And, in order to seperate them (and throw out the useless wing
tip), you have to bend them backwards to seperate the bones.
<Buse> Ermm....you didn't buy a pre-sorted bag?
<Tommy_James> And they make this nasty sound of bone snapping and the sloshing
of the meat and blood.
<UpstartKING> Ah, I love that sound.
<Tommy_James> That's what I think fucking Christina Aguilera would sound like."
7/22/2K2 on IRC
"<Al_Koholic> I'll have to call and order me some pussy
*** TheEdge has joined #e-wrestling
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o TheEdge
<Buse> You asked for it...you got it!
<SatinSheets> Joe Malloy always delivers.
<TheEdge> :( " 7/22/2K2 on IRC
"INC 00 Bu ST Ed: You need more shit to add to your sig, you cocksucker
Auto response from Drunk Vegita: I'm doing something more important than
wasting my time online. I'll get back to you when I return if I get a chance
to.
INC 00 Bu ST Ed: Fuck you and your message.
INC 00 Bu ST Ed: Doing something more important than wasting your time online,
eh?
INC 00 Bu ST Ed: Fuck you!
INC 00 Bu ST Ed: Fuck you!
INC 00 Bu ST Ed: Fuck you!
INC 00 Bu ST Ed: Fuck you!
INC 00 Bu ST Ed: Fuck you!
INC 00 Bu ST Ed: Fuck you!
INC 00 Bu ST Ed: Fuck you!
INC 00 Bu ST Ed: Done." 8/1/2K2
"* Al_Koholic touches Blottie like he's never been touched before
<sXe420> Non-sexually?
<Al_Koholic> ...
* Al_Koholic has no witty comment for that
<sXe420> What can I say? When Pastor Billy tells me to bend over, I tell him,
"How far?" " 8/28/2K2 on StarChat
But really now...
Fucking him in the mouth, and ass, with his own cock?
THAT'S JUST TAKING IT TOO FAR MAN!
*pauses*
No...no it's not. Mark will, however, post a response that details
your childish behavoir, how you ruin e-wrestling, and how that post,
was a direct response to the EMWC, Blue, Buse, Mat "stable" that has
formed on RPSWF.
He'll also tell you how it's somewhat your response to something
related to e-wrestling, and how lame and pathetic you two are...
_While_...
Throwing down several "????" and "!!!!" around the response.
Thank you all...
Buse
- I bought Mat his shirt, he'll deny it, but it was _my_ idea, and he
stole it. Fucking Canuck.
Al Koholic wrote:
> Right, now just shut the fuck up and let it fucking go. That's all it takes
> for shit to die out and get old. As long as there's a response, this shit will
> keep going and never get old, just annoying like it already is.
>
May I ask why this is directed ONLY towards me?? Why not suggest to the
others not to start the shit in the first place...or keep it going for
so long?? Obviously if I keep responding, it's because I have something
to respond to.
Remember, I've made the offer many times to anyone who wishes to speak
to me one on one outside the newsgroup...so far only one has taken me up
on it. But It's not me keeping it here as a public forum.
All I did was post the WLW roster :)
Mark
Mark
----
What is harassment?
A person commits this offense if, with intent to harass, annoy, abuse,
torment, or embarrass another, s/he:
initiates obscene communication by telephone or in writing;
threatens, by telephone or in writing, to inflict bodily injury on the
person or to commit a felony against the person, a member of his family, or
his property;
----
So, um, I think everyone should calm down, start ignoring each other
completely (killfile if you can) and let all this nonsense end before things
start getting legal, and we don't want that, not over a game.
- Jake
"Blottieb" <blot...@aol.commie> wrote in message
news:20020828015203...@mb-mu.aol.com...
To killfile you go.
Nick
- Run along.
Easy, because the topic of discussion is _YOU_! Not anyone else, just you.
This thread was specifically started to get you pissed and I'm sure it did and
it got you back into "flaming" or whatever it is again. Now, Mark, I've been
reading you VS the RSPWF for months now and this shit is getting sick. You see
you name mentioned a few times and you decide to reply and stand up for
yourself. You see how big this has gotten, yet you refuse to stop. You think
it'll stop with them? No, because as long as there's a response from you,
there will be a response from them. You stop responding and they won't even
bother with you anymore. Its that fucking easy. You think you're the only one
who has something to respond to? I could've gotten myself in the middle of
this when it all started in that Wrestlebowl shit, but I kept my opinions to
myself. Its that fucking easy, I tell ya.
>Remember, I've made the offer many times to anyone who wishes to speak
>to me one on one outside the newsgroup...so far only one has taken me up
>on it. But It's not me keeping it here as a public forum.
>
>All I did was post the WLW roster :)
>
>Mark
>
>Mark
And people chose to shit talk, okay, let it be, it happens. This game wouldn't
be as much fun if there weren't any people shit talking. Personally, if
someone talked shit about me or my characters or even my own fed and its
handlers, I wouldn't sweat it. It'd make me work even harder and let them see
for themselves that they were wrong, not trying to tell them and get a flame
war going. Don't say that its everyone else's fault because its also your
fault for continuing to respond when you could've just went about your business
in the WLW and kept busy trying to get quality shit out. I really don't need
for you to respond to this, but knowing you as far as this newsgroup goes, you
will because you must have an opinion on everything and have to have the last
word.
Higor Rosa
NEPW President
And I think you should just shut the fuck up because you don't run the fucking
NG. Wait, I didn't break the law, did I? Oh wait, that's just freedom of
speech ... errm ... the press? Ermm ... what the fuck, whatever, freedom of
typing.
I'm not a legal expert neither, but flame wars happen. Don't like it, move to
another NG. This NG is one big disfunctional family and that's how things are
dealt with here and soon it'll die out. Your response to all of this was just
plain stupid. I could use other words to describe your response, but I think
I'll just leave it at stupid.
And I forgot to add one thing. The only thing right is killfile. Use it, it
works. Great idea. Mark, you should try killfile, but you probably won't
because you wanna know what people are saying about you, right?.
Higor Rosa
NEPW President
*Doesn't give a fuck about what people say about me
Dude, this applies to just about every fucking NG in usenet. Like Hig
said -- flame wars happen.
j
Blottie, make penance: you sucketh Pato ten times over and everything is OKay.
--
J.A.B.
* Doesn't need to hear people putting cocks in another man... This isn't the
RSP-WF-JT.
* Is going to be seriously fucked up from now until tonight when he gets drunk
Yeah. That's all Jimmy is saying. You let it die down and there is going to
be nothing. I hate people who want to get into a penis waving contest.
There's an acronym for people like that. PITA. -- Pain In The Ass. Sure,
someone has a view you don't like, and they try and press that on you. That
isn't want makes them a bully. They are only a bully if you acknowledge their
existence. I mean, if someone says something to you, and you are not around to
see it (like you have them killfiled, or just ignored), then they really can't
be bullying you around.
Amen Jimmy!
Shut the fuck up everyone!
That's gay!!!
Dan.
GAY!
It's far easier to teach the sheep to stay by the Shepard than it is to teach
the wolf to graze on the grass like the sheep.
We don't care about you, your circular logic, and how much more
logical you are.
There IS NO LOGIC HERE, Mark. It's a simple message, without any
deceitful undertones:
You're an asshole. You talk too much. Meet a girl or eat a
dick...either way...
Shut the fuck up.
-Frank Demola
Frank Demola wrote:
>
> You're an asshole. You talk too much. Meet a girl or eat a
> dick...either way...
>
> Shut the fuck up.
>
> -Frank Demola
Do you speak to your mother like that, Frank? I mean, come on, you're
supposed to have some brains in your head (according to your brother,
anyway) is that how you're taught to speak to people??
That's just utter low class. Low class white trash. Maybe we've just hit
the needle on the head as to what the real problem is here...
Mark
** note - When "Fuck You" is the only response you can come up with...or
attacks on the person you're speaking to...it's obvious that you've lost
the argument...except in the streets
>- I bought Mat his shirt, he'll deny it, but it was _my_ idea, and he
>stole it. Fucking Canuck.
Actually, the sweet part about The Shirt? My ex-girlfriend bought it
for me. That just rocks all kinds...
Mat Findlay
"It's a shame that stupidity isn't painful"
-Anton Szandor LaVey
Greg
Wow, I knew you and Buse were close, but I never knew how close. :-P
Higor Rosa
NEPW President
Shut the fuck up, nobody likes you. And your RSPWF.com articles blow goats.
Matter of fact, stop taking this game so fucking seriously. Go outside, meet a
girl, leave your parents' basement. Get a shirt, it's a mute point anyway,
touche. Let's just agree to disagree, be friends, and continue civilly, can't
we?
Well said.
Wow. Now _that_ is a flame.
Nick
>I'm suing all of you bastards!
You can't sue, Duff. Only I can.
/me sues Duff
/me wins money
/me is rich.
Joe
- Is rich
I am not sure how literal I should take this. If by "fucking NG" you mean a
pornography-talk newsgroup, then yes.
However, I read about twenty different newsgroups (they generally don't have
the same mass of posts as RSPWF, and are easier to sift through)... and you are
just wrong about that. In fact, some people on other newsgroups post a "memo"
posts of sorts saying maybe something like, "I live in Washington, D.C. -- I
can sue you for spam mail you send me through this newsgroup." etc... Stuff
like that _does_ happen. Believe it or not, RSPWF has more immature
syphillitic jackoffs on it than most NGs. That, in turn, creates chaos.
Really, I don't mind smartasses like you Jimmy. You are a clever guy with a
funny intellect. Straight-up, no lie. But you can't tell me there aren't
those smart-assed "loose cannons" on this NG you would love to sock on the
mouth, even if you choose to put them on Killfile instead.
It just so happens that a LARGE BODY MASS of posts on RSP-WF is between 13-21.
That age demographic, coupled with the fact we are boys/men, almost does assure
that people will let some words slip, intentional or not.
But don't tell Jake something that isn't true. He just wants a clean
newsgroup. Let that be, man. Idealist or not, he's not saying anything that
deserves a scalding.
--
I GO
NO SIG
j
"Mark Rosendorf" <mark...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:3D6D4972...@worldnet.att.net...
Oh yeah.. well, I'm hiring Dave as my attorney... and he'll confuse the
hell out of you before we even get to court ::)
Markus
*Dave O. as the RSE legal rep! SCARY!!*
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_I_ told you all! All of you I told!
Buse
BRYN BLL!
Don't you have to fuck a sheep or something? You twit...go back under your rock, ass
Buse
: However, I read about twenty different newsgroups (they generally don't have
: the same mass of posts as RSPWF, and are easier to sift through)... and you are
Beh!! If only my usual newsgroups were that easy!! (Heck, RSP-WF is the
easiest... anything that starts to turn into one of those "Someone vs.
RSP-WF" wars.. gets wiped out... takes out about 70% of the posts..
It's all my other ones that seem to take forever to wade through... (ever
see a gaming console flame war going on and on and on??? at least around
here it's in legible english...)
As far as I know, there's been no law against breaking one's feelings. A
few frivolous lawsuits, yes, but... no. :-)
j
"Get Grand" <getg...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20020828212432...@mb-fy.aol.com...
Jizzy wrote:
>
> No, he speaks to fucking retards like you that way, dick, because you just
> deserve it. Hey, I don't see you lecturing your friend Frankie Starz about
> this. After all, he's the one who retorts with "I fucked your mother last
> night on a pool table" whenever his sexuality is threatened.
>
On the other hand, you never see me commend or defend him when he makes
these statements either, right?
Or wrong again? :)
Mark
1.) You're not my mother.
2.) I do call people assholes, when they diserve it.
3.) My mother isn't an asshole.
Therefore, no, I wouldn't say this to my mother.
Now, knowing that I might get the same reply I got the first time when
I tried to make a logical point in a different thread... that reply
being...
"Does anyone else think this post was pathetic?" [It was of that
breed...more along the lines of me calling you the devil...which I
never did. You look back, if you want.]...I will take the risk and say
the following:
You couldn't answer logic, so you pointed the finger at something
else. Logic only goes so far for you until it's placed with protective
denial.
So I made it clear. And no, you aren't the only asshole, but you are
the one that starts 90% of this shit. So fess up and take these
thoughts...even B and Nick's slanders... like a man and keep them. Use
them to drive you to whatever capitalistic goal you seek to acheive in
life. But realize amongst this letter, there IS some truth...
BUT...
But as long as you're out to "Win" when it comes to arguments and
flames, then my dear Rosendorf, you'll just be walking with one foot
nailed to the floor: In circles. There will never be truth in anything
anyone else says.
No, I don't claim to be perfect, but I will admit when I've wronged
someone. But if you are not willing to take it in, and are only
willing to counter-slander and humiliate, then I did no wrong...nor
has anyone else against you. Because you might as well be posting your
own self-slander.
-Frank Demola
If you are reading this for the first time in your reply box, then you
have learned nothing.
Mark Rosendorf <mark...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message news:<3D6D4972...@worldnet.att.net>...
And we wouldn't want that to happen, would we?
My suggestion, Mr. Empireman (or Jake, if you'd prefer), is that you
back away from such things that you cannot understand. The legal
system is extremely powerful; much more powerful than you.
--
Tom Edwards
Greatest E-Lawyer Of All Time (2002-present)
I'll take this game as seriously as I want.
Your infantile posts to this newsgroup, on the other hand, shall
continue to be treated with the utmost lack of seriousness.
Tom Edwards wrote:
> Mr. Blottie was
> simply writing a "roleplay" which conveyed actions that his character
> wanted to perform with the character of Mr. Rosendorf.
Hmm...it looks like someone's out of the closet :)
Mark
Actually, I think that'd be a good thing if posts to this newsgroup
were only about ewrestling and not attacks on people's personalities
or their lives.
And, yes, I'm not a lawyer, but, well, y'see sir, at no point was the
message deemed to be 'in-character' of a wrestling character. Indeed,
it seemed to be entirely 'out of character' and meant for real. It
the author of the original post would like to post a retraction, or an
amendment that none of it was meant, your argument would have more
credence.
Ewrestling, newsgroups and their ilk would all be a lot better without
flaming.
Or flamingos.
Frank Demola wrote:
>
> Mark:
>
> 1.) You're not my mother.
>
> 2.) I do call people assholes, when they diserve it.
>
> 3.) My mother isn't an asshole.
>
> Therefore, no, I wouldn't say this to my mother.
>
I should hope not. I mean, my god, what a mouth on you.
But I see you're a religious man. Like some people believe in an
all-powerful good guy, you seem to see me as the all-powerful bad guy.
I mean...how you could have such hate for someone you don't even know is
proof that I'm not your problem here.
> Now, knowing that I might get the same reply I got the first time when
> I tried to make a logical point in a different thread... that reply
> being...
You haven't made a "logical" point yet. "You are a prick, the biggest
asshole i've ever known" is not a logical point, by any stretch of the
imagination.
> You couldn't answer logic, so you pointed the finger at something
> else. Logic only goes so far for you until it's placed with protective
> denial.
>
Then give me some logic to respond to, not just a bunch of cursing,
shouting and spitting at my direction. But also acknowledge that an
opinion that disagrees with yours can still be considered logic.
Are you even capable of doing so?
> So I made it clear. And no, you aren't the only asshole, but you are
> the one that starts 90% of this shit.
So in your opinion, I started all of this? I guess the fact that all I
did was post information on the WLW has been lost...or considered what
started this. LOL!!
Or are you just talking out your ass yet again? And if I'm being i'm
being nasty to you, remember, you started THIS shit and you've provoked
a nasty attitude from me.
And if you think otherwise, you're not being logical.
> So fess up and take these
> thoughts...even B and Nick's slanders... like a man and keep them. Use
> them to drive you to whatever capitalistic goal you seek to acheive in
> life. But realize amongst this letter, there IS some truth...
>
I will take your advice on how to live about as quickly as you'll take
mine.
I do find this funny that you and your brother are all up in arms
(particularly YOU) over a misunderstanding from RAW...but being the
stubborn asshole you've turned out to be, I'm sure you wouldn't even
consider that you might have been mistaken over my intentions during
that period.
Right?
> BUT...
>
> But as long as you're out to "Win" when it comes to arguments and
> flames, then my dear Rosendorf, you'll just be walking with one foot
> nailed to the floor: In circles. There will never be truth in anything
> anyone else says.
>
A practice you don't follow, of course, right, Frank? :)
Back to Raw - you've made up your mind that you understand my "evil"
motives...and nothing'll change your mind...because you're determined to
win that argument, right? I told you, and Nick, the real story behind
that, what my true motivations were but there will never be any truth in
anything that disagrees with you already believe is true, right?
> No, I don't claim to be perfect, but I will admit when I've wronged
> someone.
Alright...admit it...i'm waiting.
> But if you are not willing to take it in, and are only
> willing to counter-slander and humiliate, then I did no wrong...nor
> has anyone else against you. Because you might as well be posting your
> own self-slander.
>
Is that all I'm doing? counter-slandering and humilating? How many times
have I come on here and wrote sermons about how you're the biggest
asshole I'VE ever met? That was YOUR post, remember? Obviously meant to
counter-slander and humiliate.
But I'm sure you don't see that, right?
Let's see if you'll be a man and admit YOUR faults in all of this.
Mark
Hello Buse, I am a bit confused on why you decided to jump on my case.
We have never met or talked before. So I would appreciate that you
treat me in the same respect you would like to be treated until I give
you a reason not to.
Don't reprimand Nick. He is not above such reproach.
John
- Zinmaster, anyone?
Shouldn't you be working on [E-wrestling University] How to fill out an
application?
Nick
- Gearing up for Georgia Southern.
Well, _this_ post is intended to counter-slander and humiliate.
No one likes you, Mark, except for maybe Jake Kane, and let's be honest.
Nobody likes Jake, either.
Nick
- Awaits Either/Or with Mark Rosendorf.
Yeah, gray hair from e-wrestling. 'Battle wounds' ... keep typin up them
articles. Maybe they'll score ya a job at wwe.com ...
Or not.
>Your infantile posts to this newsgroup, on the other hand, shall
>continue to be treated with the utmost lack of seriousness.
>
By who, you? Ha. Once again, shut the fuck up, your RSPWF.com articles blow
goats.
Oh, and contact me when it's my turn for 'Either/Or', heh.
- Brendan Horton ... is infantile
Maybe you're new here ... ?
- Brendan Horton ... is just wondering
Nick LoPiccolo wrote:
>
> >Obviously meant to
> >counter-slander and humiliate.
> >
> >But I'm sure you don't see that, right?
> >
> >Let's see if you'll be a man and admit YOUR faults in all of this.
>
> Well, _this_ post is intended to counter-slander and humiliate.
>
> No one likes you, Mark, except for maybe Jake Kane, and let's be honest.
> Nobody likes Jake, either.
>
So is that your vested interest in all of this, Nick? You know that no
one likes me, thus you can tell me to put your dick in my mouth and then
in my parent's mouth with very little repercussions, right?
And since you know people already don't like Jake, I assume he's a
target for you as well.
That, in my book, makes you a coward. A worthless, spineless coward!! I
won't even bother explaining why. Let's see if YOU can figure it out.
Coward.
Mark
And _that,_ ladies and gentlemen, is the $64,000 question.
Nick
- HAR HAR HAR.
About fucking time you admitted defeat, bitch.
As if you could afford my retainer.
High priced hatchet-man,
-D
I'm sorry, Mr. Empireman, but nowhere in the
rec.sport.pro-wrestling.fantasy code of conduct (if such a thing
existed) does it state that roleplaying needs to be blatantly
addressed as so, as to not confuse those easily led. If all
e-wrestling roleplaying and the such needed disclaimers as to not
confuse those reading that the writing is fictional, then what comes
next? Disclaimers before every television show stating that by no
means is this real, but only actors performing their art in front of
television cameras as to entertain those of us who wish to view them?
No, there is no need for such disclaimers, because people are, for the
most part, intelligent enough to determine what is real, and what is
fiction.
I do greatly hope that you wish to retract your statements from this
post, because the precedent that you could be setting by perusing this
could have severe ramifications that affect not only e-wrestling, but
the entertainment industry as a whole.
As I stated earlier, the legal system is extremely powerful; much more
powerful than you. Do not trifle with things that can cause you (and
many others) irrevocable harm.
<snip>
Sigh... you all have left me no choice.
/me clears throat, takes deep breath, and...
*fangs*
lol u r not hardk0r3
hey blottie if u were a vegetable what kind would u be?
*boot to the head*
*flaming thumbtack 2x4 to the head*
lol "gary" buse"y" buse
Phew. Now, don't blame me... blame yourselves. Yourselves!
John
- I miss the room.
Nick LoPiccolo wrote:
>
> AClockworkBlack: How the hell does that make you a coward?
> LoPic29: I don't know.
> AClockworkBlack: I can't even begin to fathom the shit-slicked train of
> alleged "thought" that led to him jumping to that fucking response.
Wow Nick, someone actually agreed with you!! Someone, who's actually as
dumb as you, doesn't understand what I mean either.
Well, that just gives you all the credibility in the world, don't you??
Maybe you'd better go around ask a few others, huh?
Afterall, being the coward that you are, I'm sure you can find more
targets, just take a survey of who the majority doesn't like, then
you'll know who to go after to "strut your stuff".
Coward.
Mark
LOL!!
Mark
Mark, I'm not here to win. I'm not posting right now to win. I'm here
to make a point. So you know what? That stuff in that other thread
that WAS logic that you claim wasn't? I'm not going to point it out to
you. It won't do any good anyways.
And here it is: The reason your logic works is because you put people
who aren't you on a lower platform.
It's simple. When you say things like...
> Are you even capable of doing so?
Then you put people on a lower platform than you. And frankly, I have
the ability to have just as high of a mental capacity as you. But when
I've tried in the past to explain my position, you break it down into
pieces...and you completely forsake any useful criticizm anyone could
give you...
Yeah, you're right, and I'm wrong...I DON'T know your motives for why
you messed with my brother's character... it could have been to make a
great angle and put over Nick...but the fact remains you never said a
word to him (Dave) about it, and the character you attacked had no
relation to the character of Nick Demola. So that was poor management
on your part.
But your error aside there...I just want to know...do you read the
whole thing together? Or do you see the post is about you and
immediately reply in segments?
Because in the end, things may seem clearer when you look at the
picture at a whole with an open mind, as opposed to being
pre-disposedly on the defensive and looking at only each comment as a
slander when the whole can be used to mean something more...logical.
And useful.
I'm not posting to beat you Mark...I just want to make a point. This
is my last message to you on this board. If you wish to discuss
matters further, I'll talk with you privately.
E-mail: innerth...@yahoo.com
IRC: FrankDemola
AIM: FrankDemola
-Fr-...hmmm, look above.
There's nothing under my name this time.
Mark Rosendorf <mark...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message news:<3D6E1CCB...@worldnet.att.net>...
> Frank Demola wrote:
> >
> > Mark:
> >
> > 1.) You're not my mother.
> >
> > 2.) I do call people assholes, when they diserve it.
> >
> > 3.) My mother isn't an asshole.
> >
> > Therefore, no, I wouldn't say this to my mother.
> >
>
> I should hope not. I mean, my god, what a mouth on you.
>
> But I see you're a religious man. Like some people believe in an
> all-powerful good guy, you seem to see me as the all-powerful bad guy.
>
> I mean...how you could have such hate for someone you don't even know is
> proof that I'm not your problem here.
>
> > Now, knowing that I might get the same reply I got the first time when
> > I tried to make a logical point in a different thread... that reply
> > being...
>
> You haven't made a "logical" point yet. "You are a prick, the biggest
> asshole i've ever known" is not a logical point, by any stretch of the
> imagination.
>
>
> > You couldn't answer logic, so you pointed the finger at something
> > else. Logic only goes so far for you until it's placed with protective
> > denial.
> >
>
> Then give me some logic to respond to, not just a bunch of cursing,
> shouting and spitting at my direction. But also acknowledge that an
> opinion that disagrees with yours can still be considered logic.
>
>
>
Shut up, Ma -- I mean, Retard.
j
>
>Get Grand passed along these words of wisdom:
>:>Date: 8/28/02 2:52 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>:>Message-id: <e_8b9.12054$c7.49...@twister.nyc.rr.com>
>:>
>
>: However, I read about twenty different newsgroups (they generally don't
>have
>: the same mass of posts as RSPWF, and are easier to sift through)... and you
>are
>
>Beh!! If only my usual newsgroups were that easy!! (Heck, RSP-WF is the
>easiest... anything that starts to turn into one of those "Someone vs.
>RSP-WF" wars.. gets wiped out... takes out about 70% of the posts..
>
>It's all my other ones that seem to take forever to wade through... (ever
>see a gaming console flame war going on and on and on??? at least around
>here it's in legible english...)
Again, the people who post in the gaming console NGs are generally of the same
demographic as RSPWF. Why would you EXPECT a change? The other forums I
read/post in are generally contain much more 'educated, yet not profain'
posters.
--
#1 NY Jets Fan
True Mike.. but again, the point is that RSP-WF ain't exactly the worst
usenet group when it comes to strange and weird twists and turns and other
such arguments/flame wars..
Besides, it's fun watching Slick go bananas in the college football
newsgroup when you call him on Va. Tech's not so football dominance...
: --
: #1 NY Jets Fan
(see, this still explains all your problems... convert to a real team *G*)
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Aww, Marky-poo, you weren't saying that last night.
Nick
- Beat Georgia Southern.
Actually, it was merely for everyone's amusement, which coincidentally, seems
to be the same reason that you exist.
But since you're such an expert in psychology and all things that are me, tell
me Mark, who am I trying to impress? Certainly not you. In fact, it's quite
clear that I dislike you.
Nick
I'm lost, but I think the point of this entire post is that no one
really likes Rosendorf. And instead of just saying it, we have to do
this. And you wonder why people look at you funny when you fill out
your applications and put "E-wrestler" for employment history.
I don't know Mark Rosendorf, but I'm sure he can't be bad as you want
him to be.
Much like I don't know you and refuse to believe that you are as
infantile as your posts make you out to be.
My name is Ryab, and my girlfriend thinks i'm fookin weird for doing
this.
Nick LoPiccolo wrote:
> But since you're such an expert in psychology and all things that are me, tell
> me Mark, who am I trying to impress? Certainly not you. In fact, it's quite
> clear that I dislike you.
>
> Nick
Which is amazing because we've never actually had any contact before you
decided to jump on this bandwagon.
That's why you're a coward, Nick. Who do you finally decide to open your
mouth towards and act tough with? The guy you know you'll get the most
support, no matter what you post on this newsgroup.
Again, I know you don't understand what I'm talking about, I'm speaking
way over your head...but isn't that the case with most cowards? They
usually don't see why their actions make them cowards. In their own
heads, they're usually very brave men.
And intelligent men too, as your post about sticking your dick in my
parents' mouth showed us all.
Mark
Uh oh.
This could be getting fun soon.
John
- Battening down those hatches
> Well, that just gives you all the credibility in the world, don't you??
> Maybe you'd better go around ask a few others, huh?
> Afterall, being the coward that you are, I'm sure you can find more
> targets, just take a survey of who the majority doesn't like, then
> you'll know who to go after to "strut your stuff".
> Coward.
> Mark
Your sentence structure and grammar need considerable work. You also
tend to rely on logical fallacies and conclusions not supported by any
tangible facts.
The abuse of commas is an affront to the English language. You, on the
other hand, are an affront to existence.
Or, or ... you could just not respond.
Wow! It's like magic, only, y'know, more amazing!
Mark, honestly, I like ya okay. When you're not on RSPWF, you're a pretty
cool guy, but I'm about two KB worth of reading away from blocking you, and
anybody that argues with you. You argue like my dad. My dad's not won an
argument with me in three years because instead of arguing with him, I
threaten to leave the state and never speak to him again. I learned a long
time ago how to deal with arguers. You don't discuss, don't confront,
nothing like that...
I just stop listening...
Eh, maybe you don't care. Probably not. Who cares? All I know is that
when it goes kaplunk, yo' sunk.
Moze.
-- Can't we all just get along? Except for Mat. He can't get along with
anybody that doesn't smell like death too.
Hey, didn't you run NICW way back? Like, '97-'98 or something?
Just curious.
Moze.
-- Toby like bear! Or, uh ... on second thought, don't ask.
""The" Moze Howard" <sc...@you.com> wrote in message
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In what context of a coward, Mark? He's "speaking" on an online NG.
Shall he meet you behind the bike rack? What the hell does cowardice
have to do with this? I sincerely doubt, in a real life situation, you
could do much of anything physically. So, when you attempt to lecture
someone about cowardice, and such items, I suggest you look
introspectively.
> Again, I know you don't understand what I'm talking about, I'm speaking
> way over your head...but isn't that the case with most cowards? They
> usually don't see why their actions make them cowards. In their own
> heads, they're usually very brave men.
Brave? What are you rattling off about now, Mark? Attempting to give a
nice little pep talk about proper behavior? Why not mention a war
story, or the plight of the soldier. Brave? This is a news group, you
twit.
> And intelligent men too, as your post about sticking your dick in my
> parents' mouth showed us all.
And you're the bastion of intelligent responses, aren't you Mark?
Touche, nit wit.
Buse
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww shit.
Buse
Ya know...you're really gonna hate your life shortly...if you don't
already. But, back to the point of all this. "Coward"...what in the
hell are you harping on, Mark? How can a man be a coward on an
newsgroup? How can you _not_ be one? Do you understand English?
"Strut your stuff"...
My you're reaching now Mark. When everyone in the world rips you, I'm
sure it makes you feel good on the inside, knowing that people do
notice you, when you're really not worth the attention. So, surely,
this is making you pop a woody in some sick, twisted manner. But,
here's something you might wanna try on for size.
People really don't care about you...
What people are doing, is punching a punching bag in their rooms,
homes, work place, in an attempt to take out frustration. It's like a
gang tackle in football, kicking a dead horse, etc. There's no logic
in it...
It's just fun.
Buse
Ok...
Ass.
Now that we've covered that, go back under your rock.
Buse
Now I remember. I was considering taking Craven to the AWMC for awhile
'cause he's from Detroit...
It's all coming back. Well, as much as can come back when you've lost as
many brain cells as I have. Whoo, lemme tell ya.
Moze.
-- You're right. Peter Bell. Man, it's been a damn long time.
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frankie, don't you have a GLOW match to train for?
Danny
Danny, if I did, I'd STILL have more of a life than you.
Starz
You better shut up, Danny. He'll outwit you. :p
j
"Frankie Starz.UWA.ACW.LIWF.USA-Pro" <fstar...@aol.comicrelief> wrote in
message news:20020902152627...@mb-cu.aol.com...
So you're saying because you don't have a GLOW match to train for, you don't
have more of a life then me?
Thanks, it saves me time trying to prove a point.
Danny
-Wondering if Frankie has found a real squared circle yet.
Even in your language, whatever that might be...this is still just
pathetic.
I realize Mark and you are close, and "tight" and all...
But can't you resort to calling me a drunk, fat ass, stupid ass,
child, or some other name...and not flat out lie?
Geez Frankie...I'd expect better from such an illustrious "rassler"
such as your self.
Buse
And Danny, J...
I am the greatest wrestler ever to step his fantastical/virtual foot
in an e-wrestling ring. The ONLY man in e-w to wrestle both of the US
coasts...
Yeah, so what if they were for backyard federations with tarps for
canvas and a Talent Show where we had to use bedspreads and mattresses
(Okay, _A_ mattress) for padding? I'm the most recognized
non-garbage/lightbulb smashing/non-televised backyard wrestler in the
world! MUAHAHAHA!
-Frank Demola (And if I wasn't, I am now! All bow to traditional
wrestling, where you only use croquet mallets and pie pans as
weapons!)
isoldmyk...@aol.com (ISoldMyKidOnEBay) wrote in message news:<20020902183037...@mb-cm.aol.com>...
Well, Frankie, you gotta admit, it'd rule to wrestle in GLOW.
I mean, rolling around on the mat with all those fine women. It'd be great,
just so long as you were the _only_ guy...
It'd be like having a harem!
YEAH!
Moze.
-- We are talking about the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, right? :)