[XCW] Monday Night Malice pt. 5
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Jack: Yeah...is this Tony Atlas? Hey Tony what's up this is Jack Black....oh
you're watching me on TV right now? Sup buddy? Oh really? You're in your
underwear, umm yeah that's great. Listen. I want to talk to you about being the
commissioner of the XCW. Hello? Hello? No this isn't a joke...do I think OJ was
innocent? What does that have to do with anything? No I'm not a racist...what?
No I don't think every black man carries a spear around with them. Saba Simba?
What? Hello? Hello?
<Jack looks at the phone.>
Jake: Asshole.
<He walks off.>
Jim: Fans this next match is going to be a great one. After Austin/RVD at the
Pay Per View, I don't know how anyone is going to live up to that. Tonight I
can tell you that this match will be pretty damn close.
Jesse: Al Snow hasn't been in here for more than 2 weeks, and he's already
starting a name of himself. He beat Rikishi into a fat pulp, and now he's onto
Steve Austin.
FINK: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is set for one fall, and is
for the XCW Television Title. First coming down to the ring, from Lima,
Ohio...he weighs in at 240 pounds. Here is Al Snow!!!
<"I am the Future" is heard all over the PA, and the crowd boo's and Snow walks
out with no expession on his face. He slides in and ignores the fans
completely.>
FINK: And his opponent...from Victoria, Texas. Weighing in at 250 pounds...he
is the current XCW Television Champion. Here is "Stone Cold" Steve Austin!!!!
<The sound of glass breaking is heard and all of a sudden Austin walks out with
his title in hand. He slides into the ring and you can see that his ribs are
taped, and as as his right arm...>
Jim: There's the bell and this match is underway here tonight. Austin has those
taped ribs, and an injured right arm.
Jesse: It probably wasn't the best idea for Austin to climb into the ring
tonight, but since he's TV Champ he's gotta do what he's gotta do.
<Both men with a lock up, and Snow quickly breaks it and slaps Austins' chest
with a chop...and another chop. Austin backs up against the ropes, but starts
to fight back.>
Jim: He knows that if he gets backed into those ropes, then Al Snow is going to
have him for lunch. Austin with a chop now, and another chop...
Crowd: WHOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jesse: Now those are chops. You don't see those very often...you don't because
so many wrestlers are afraid to take it like a man.
Jim: Well Austin is dishing it out like a wild man!!!
<Both men are going back and forth with chops, and their chests are turning
bright red. Finally Austin slows down, and Snow hit an arm drag take down...and
Austin holds his arm in pain.>
Jim: And listen to Austin scream in pain...
Jesse: Well he hurt it pretty bad at the Pay Per View, and climbing into the
ring with someone that will work that body part over is a big mistake.
Jim: Al Snow is circling around him like a damn Vulture....
<Austin gets back to his feet and Al Snow dropkicks that arm of Austin, and
Austin falls against the ropes holding his arm in pain. Al walks over and grabs
the arm and turns it into an armbar...Austin screams.>
Jim: The ref should really think about not letting this match continue. I mean
Austin doesn't look like he's going to be able to even put up a fight tonight.
Jesse: Well Austin isn't about to let that happen. I mean the guy would fight
through a broken leg, and no arms...he will definitly fight with a sore one.
<Snow puts on the pressure, and Austin goes down to one knee. The crowd is
trying to get behind Austin, and Snow is telling them to shut up. Snow with his
free hand starts to punch away on the arm.>
Jesse: I was watching New Years Brawl at home, and what I saw from Snow at the
PPV makes me think that he's going to make a name for himself here.
Jim: Well nobody takes care of Rikishi like that unless you do plan on doing
something in the XCW.
Jesse: And tonight I think he's going to walk away with the title.
Jim: I wouldn't be suprised...
<Austin gets a burst of energy and backs Al Snow into the corner....the ref
comes in between them and Snow lets go. Austin backs off, and ducks a
clothesline from Al Snow. Austin kicks Snow in the stomach, and starts to punch
away with the good arm.>
Jim: Austin starting to get some offense here tonight, and he's favoring that
arm.
Jesse: Well he's got to keep it protected if he plans on winning the match.
<Austin whips him into the ropes with one arm, and Snow comes off and flips
over the backdrop Austin was about to do. Austin turns around, and Al with a
superkick to the right arm of Austin....>
Jim: Oh he got him there Jesse. Right on target to the bad arm, and Snow with
an Ocean Cyclone Suplex!!!
Jesse: What an amazing move right there by Al Snow!!!
Jim: He pulled that move out, and Austin doesn't even know what hit him.
<Snow drags Austin back up and drives a fist to the head, and then tosses him
over the top ropes!!!>
Jim: Oh he dumped him over like yesterdays garbage, and Austin falls down onto
that arm...damnit. Austin is in no form to wrestle here tonight, and Al Snow
doesn't give a damn.
Jesse: Would you Jim? The title is on the line!!!
<Al Snow hits a tope con hilo, and Austin is down.>
Jim: MY GOD!!! Al Snow isn't going to let Austin have anything here tonight,
and now he is on the guardrail....
Jesse: That's a little wobbley...he doesn't need to take these kind of risks.
<Al goes for a moonsault, but Austin puts his knees up...Snow hits hard!>
Jim: Austin puts his knees together, and Snow holds his stomach.
Jesse: He didn't need to take that risk. Al Snow is going to try a lot of
foolish moves simply because he wants to impress people. He doesn't need to do
that here tonight, he has the chance to become the TV champ! He's going to blow
it by doing something dumb.
Jim: Well Al thought it was necessary....
<Steve Austin has his right arm folded in, and he walks over to the time
keepers table and throws Fink off of his chair. He grabs the chair with one arm
and just swing wildly at Snow as he tries to get up...the chair connects right
on the back of the head, and Snow falls down.>
Jesse: Well when you can't wrestle...go hardcore.
Jim: That's been an ECW quote for years!
Jesse: Well Austin isn't going to be able to pull off his brawling style with
his bad arm. So he might as well cheat.
Jim: The ref is going to give this a little leway here tonight....
Jesse: Well the rules only apply when the storyline sees fit.
<Austin with another wild swing, and this time it hits Snow on the back. Austin
places the chair over Al's back..and gets a running start. Austin jumps up and
lands on the chair!!!>
Jim: OH!!!! Austin jumps onto Al Snow's back, and that'll crack some muscles
for ya.
Jesse: Austin seems to be getting upset now. He wants to put Al Snow away, and
he's going to do whatever he can.
<Austin throws the chair off of Snow, and brings him back up...he slowly rolls
him back into the ring, and then favors his arm again. He tries to shake it off
a little bit, and Snow catches Austin with a baseball slide right to the bad
arm again...>
Jim: And Snow is just an executioner when it comes to this type of thing. Al
Snow is not letting up on Austin, and Austin has to protect that arm at all
times. There's no way we're going to see Snow let up on that arm.
Jesse: That's like a shark when it smells blood.
<Al Snow throws Austin back into the ring, and he jumps up to the top ropes.>
Jim: Snow is waiting for Austin to get up, and Austin is using those ropes to
pull himself. He can't push up on both arms, so he has to use the damn ropes.
Jesse: Can you imagine what is going through Austin's mind right now?
Jim: Well he's got to be thinking about survival right now.
Jesse: I think the TV title is the last thing on his mind...
<Austin starts to walk over to Al Snow, and Al with a Flying Cross Body and
both men go down. There's the cover...>
Jim: 1!!!
2!!
NO!!! A kick out by Steve Austin...and Snow gets up and start kicking the hell
out of Austin's arm.
Jesse: He's a mad man!!!
<Snow brings up Austin and hits him with an inverted suplex...>
Jim: Whoa, and Austin is not fairing well at all.
Jesse: Do you blame him? I mean the guy has been drug through the match of hell
with RVD, and now he has to face Al Snow...could you do it?
Jim: I don't believe I could.
<Al Snow waits for Austin to get back up and hits the Springboard Swinging DDT,
and Austin's head bounces off the mat like a basketball.>
Jim: Al Snow is taunting the crowd now...the Future. Well if this is the Future
you can count me out of it.
Jesse: Why? He hasn't cheated...just because he doesn't like you? Nobody likes
you! I don't like you!
Jim: Well thank you for that Jesse Ventura.
<Al Snow waits for Austin to get back up, and he whips him into the turnbuckle.
Al charges in with a clothesline, but Austin puts up his foot. Snow turns his
back to Austin and checks on his mouth. When he turns back around Austin hits
him with a boot to the stomach again...>
Jim: Austin now fighting with every damn thing he's got!!
Jesse: That caught Snow right in the gut!
<Austin grabs Snow and throws him into the turnbuckle. Austin unloads with his
stomp after stomp after stomp. Snow falls to the bottom, and Austin flips him
off and starts stomping away again.>
Jim: STEVE AUSTIN IS ON FIRE!!!!
Jesse: Well Al Snow wasn't paying close attention, and Austin caught him. Steve
Austin can turn one mistake into a huge chance for him, and that's what he did
right there.
Jim: Austin just stomping the hell out of Snow, and he finally stops. He's
trying to shake off that arm, and he comesback to get some more of Snow.
<Snow goes for a kick to the stomach, but Austin catches it...>
Jim: UH OH!!!! Here we go....he sweeps Al Snow's other leg, and he's got em'
both now.
Jesse: He's going to make a wish Jimbo!!! It's time for Austin to make a
wish!!!
Jim: OH MAN!!!!
<Austin stomps on Snow's "Snowballs" and the crowd cheers in approval. Austin
gets in Snow's face and starts to talk the trash. He gets up and brings Snow up
with him...whip into the ropes and Austin hits a STUN GUN!!!!>
Jim: Stun Gun by Steve Austin, and Al Snow has been hung out to dry!!!!
Jesse: That he sure has!!!
Jim: Steve Austin still trying to shake that arm injury, and Snow is trying to
recover from that Stun Gun!!!
<Steve Austin waits for Snow to get up, and he goes a the Stunner...Snow throws
him into the turnbuckle though. Austin hits chest first, and bounces out...Snow
with a dropkick to the knee.>
Jim: Al Snow caught him with the dropkick to the knee right there, and now he's
going for a Powerbomb!!!
Jesse: If he hits this move it's going to be over...
Jim: Austin with a BACKDROP!!!!! Both men fall down to the ground, but Snow
gets right back up and dropkicks the kneeling Austin right on the side of the
head.
Jesse: And Austin just falls to his stomach...
<Snow stops on Austin a few times and then jumps onto the second ropes. Snow
from the 2nd ropes hits Austin with a KNEE to the back of the neck, and the
crowd gasps....>
Jim: OH MY!!! HE'S TRYING TO PUT HIM OUT OF WRESTLING!!!!
Jesse: That move will take Austin out of wrestling. Everyone knows that
Austin's neck is a weak spot, and Al Snow wants to make a point.
Jim: He's not trying to win tonight...he's trying to humiliate Steve Austin.
Jesse: Well he wants to show everyone that he means business, and if it means
taking Steve Austin out then so be it.
<Snow lifts Austin up again and hits four mini-chops...Austin swings, and Al
Snow catches him with an arm drag takedown on that bad right arm. Steve is
looking to the ropes, and is trying to pull himself up...you can tell there is
a huge amount of pain going through his body right now.>
Jim: Snow is up now and he lifts up Austin...Tiger DRIVER!!!!
Jesse: NO!!! Austin with a backdrop, and Snow lands on his feet!!!!
Jim: Snow with a forearm shot to the back of the neck, and he's going to a
Tiger Suplex now....KICK BETWEEN THE LEGS by Austin!!!
<Both men fall down to the ground...>
Crowd: Austin!!! Austin!!! Austin!!!
Jim: This crowd is on their feet, and Steve Austin and Al Snow have fought a
battle. A battle that I never thought could be fought here in the XCW arena.
What a classic battle....
Jesse: Can you imagine what this match would be like if Austin was 100%?
Jim: I can't imagine it....
<Both men back to the vertical position...and they're hitting each other with
lefts hands. Back and forth...and Austin with a kick to the stomach, and
follows it up with a HUGE LARIAT!!!!>
Jim: That almost knocked Al Snow's head off...and he's holding the back of his
head. Steve Austin came out with that move and exploded like a firecracker.
Jesse: There's still a lot of fight in him. Steve Austin might be hurt, but
you'll never get him down. You'll never be able to knock Austin down for
good..and he's showing us that here tonight.
Jim: Steve Austin is following up, and Al with a shot to the stomach. Another
big punch, and he's up again. He grabs Austin by the waist....
<HIGH ANGLE POWERBOMB!!!!!>
Jim: OH MY GOD!!!!! 1!!!
2!!!!
3!!!!
Jesse: It's over!!!!
Jim: No it's not...Austin got his shoulder up just in the nick of time. That
was our first pin of the night, and Austin has enough energy to kick out. Steve
Austin will not go down tonight!!!
<Al Snow slams his hands down on the mat over and over in frustration and
brings Steve Austin back to his feet.>
Jim: Al Snow with a go-behind, and GERMAN RELEASE SUPLEX!!!!!
Jesse: Oh that was nasty!!!!
Jim: Al Snow is a hatefull man...he cares about himself, and that's it. He
doesn't care about the well-being of another human. All he cares about is
himsef, and that's it. This is disgusting, and the ref should stop the damn
match here tonight!
Jesse: This is the best match I've ever seen Al Snow in. The best...I mean you
want
to talk about one for the history books, and one that will be in the mind of
everyone in pro-wrestling it's this match.
Jim: It's a damn shame that Austin is going to be out of wrestling after this.
No man can comeback from the beating he's taken. No man!
<Al Snow brings the almost dead Austin to his feet and drives to fists into his
head, and then cinches him up into another HIGH ANGLE POWERBOMB!!!!>
Jim: DAMNIT!!! DAMNIT TO HELL!!!! STOP THE DAMN MATCH!!!!
Jesse: And Snow is going for the pin again!
Jim: It's over!!! 1!!
2!!
3!!!
Al Snow has wo....
Jesse: NO!!! He didn't win...Steve Austin got his shoulder up again, and how
the hell is he doing it?
Jim: WHAT THE HELL IS AUSTIN DOING? He needs to stay down!!!
<Snow starts jawing with the ref, and Austin isn't getting up. Al Snow looks at
the crowd and starts to laugh. Al picks up Austin and goes for another HIGH
ANGLE POWERBOMB.....>
Jim: NO NOT ANOTHER ONE!!!! STOP IT!!!!
Jesse: If he hits this then Austin is dead!!!
Jim: He's got him up...Austin grabs the ropes though and pulls himself down.
He's saved his own damn life, and Snow isn't happy about it.
<Snow grabs Austin and drags him into the ring. He kicks Austin in the face,
and then straps on the Stretch Plum.>
Jesse: A stretch plum? By Al Snow?
Jim: Of cours he's showing off here tonight!! He wants everyone to know what
the future is...
Jesse: Well it won't be either man if this is kept up!
<The battered and beaten Austin makes his way to the ropes, and Snow lets go.
Al though upset by this grabs Austin again and drags him into the center of the
ring. This time he straps on a Dragon Sleeper....>
Jim: This should be all for Steve Austin here.
Jesse: You have to give him credit. The man kept up with Al Snow through the
whole match, and he wasn't about to give up. Tonight he has to throw in the
towel, and comeback to fight another day.
Jim: Steve Austin's oxygen has to be cut off now, and it seems to me that Al
Snow is squeezing harder and harder.
Crowd: AU STIN!!! AU STIN!!! AU STIN!!! AU STIN!!!!
Jesse: I can't even hear myself think right now Jim...
Jim: These people are getting behind Steve Austin, and he's trying everything
he can to stay in the match.
Jesse: He's swinging those arms around trying to stay awake. He's trying not to
give in, and everyone is standing now!
Jim: You're right Jess...everyone is on their feet now, and Austin is trying to
make it to the ropes. Austin is almost there, and HE MAKES IT!!!!! HE MADE
IT!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW...BUT THE SON OF A GUN MADE IT!!!!
<Al Snow lets go and waits for Austin to make it up...Austin with a punch to
the face and another punch to the face. He sends Al Snow into the ropes, and
hits a THEZ PRESS followed by a flurry of punchs to the side of the face.>
Jim: And Austin is coming back!! The Rattlesnake is coming back to the game,
and Snow has been taken by suprise!
Jesse: Austin could possibly comeback. Look in his eyes Jim...he wants the
win!!!
<He backs Snow into the corner, and he sets him up onto the top turnbuckle. Al
Snow with a kick to the arm though, and Austin stops right in his tracks.>
Jim: DAMNIT!!! COME ON AUSTIN!!!!
Jesse: That arm is going to stop any momentum that Austin has.
<Snow grabs Austin by the head and goes for the Super Tornado DDT, but Austin
breaks out of the hold...grabs him by the back of the head...WHAM!!!!>
Jim: STUNNER!!!! STUNNER!!!! STUNNER FROM THE TOP ROPES!!!!!!!!
Jesse: Can he make the cover?
Jim: He's trying...he's trying to crawl over.
Jesse: A Top rope Stunner....
Jim & Crowd: 1..................
2.......................
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE DID IT!!! BY GOD AUSTIN HAS WON THE MATCH OF HIS LIFE!!!!!!!!!
Jesse: I can't believe it.
FINK: Here is your winner and STILL the XCW Television Champion. Steve
Austin!!!
Jim: WAIT A MINUTE!!!! Snow has a chair, and he smacks it across the head of
Austin...come on. This man has had enough here tonight. Snow wedges the chair
on Austin's arm...
Jesse: He's going to put him out like he put Rikishi out....
Jim: From the top ro...NO!!! RVD!!!! RVD!!!! Rob Van Dam kicks Snow in the back
of the head, and Snow falls forward.
<Rob slides into the ring and hits Snow with a spinning back kick which sends
Al over the top ropes. Al holds his lip, and just stares down RVD...>
Jim: Rob Van Dam and Austin are enimies, but they have that respect for each
other.
Jesse: Well RVD has barked up the wrong damn tree.
<Camera cuts again to Jack Black on the phone...>
Jim: Yes, Koko I know that you're still an active wrestler...but you can be a
commisioner. Hey! Listen...I was a fan of yours Koko don't give me any of that
attitude. I liked the song "Piledriver" yeah that ONE guy who liked it...that
was me. So why don't you and your stupid bird just keep living off of snack
packs...I know you're pounding those babies down. I saw you in the "Legends Of
Wrestling" video game...Koko B. Fat. Yeah...you heard me. And your little bird
Fattie...suck my nuts!!!
<Jack hangs up and looks frustrated....>