[UWC] Beyond Reason (6-6-00) Part 4
TPEGrunge
Overkill v. Riot Squad
BR: It's time for grudge match time … it's for, well, for lack of a better
word, Nas-kabobs!
RR: Nas-kabobs? Why have you been selling him short? Nas is on the
winning streak of a lifetime, and to sell him short would be a woeful
mistake.
BR: Yeah, but … he's up against Payne and Ragnarok! They're frickin'
~EVIL! They're going to carve him up!
RR: Don't sell him short! And don't sell Andrew Krumm short, either! Lord
knows we've done that too many times. Remember when he took Masters to the
limit in New York?
BR: That was a classic, but this is not going to be a classical wrestling
match … this is going to be a WAR!
RR: And here comes the Riot Squad! Andrew Krumm and the Mad Rapper
himself, Nastradamus!
BR: And can you believe this crowd?
Crowd: NAS! NAS! NAS! NAS!
RR: This truly is a new day in the UWC.
BR: Wait … Nas is pointing towards his partner …
Crowd: DROO! DROO! DROO! DROO!
RR: Interesting … and Krumm points at Nicole …
Crowd: SHOW YOUR TITS! SHOW YOUR TITS!
RR: Okay, we saw that one coming.
BR: And here comes the baddest Viking and the baddest Wolverine … Gabriel
Ragnarok and Marcus Payne!
RR: And you know they both have bad intentions … look at Abbadon … it's
already bloody!
BR: You don't think …
RR: Maybe …
BR: OH MY GOD HE KILLED KANE!
Kane: I'm OK!
RR: Where does he come from?
BR: And Payne and Raggy hit the ring and Nas and Krumm are on them at once!
Abbadon goes down to the ring floor as Nas pounds away on Ragnarok!
RR: Payne and Krumm are going toe-to-toe, but Ragnarok isn't flinching a
muscle as Nas pummels him with forearms to the face and chest!
BR: Nas stops … and Ragnarok has a look of "are you done yet?"
RR: AND NOW RAGNAROK WITH CLUBBING FOREARMS!
BR: Ragnarok absorbed all of Nas's punishment, and now he's dishing some of
his own!
RR: And Nas is reeling! Ragnarok with a whip, but NAS FLIES OFF THE ROPES
WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! That staggers Ragnarok back! Nas off the ropes
again … HUGE CLOTHESLINE! RAGNAROK GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!
BR: Nas is celebrating, but Payne nails him from behind and tosses Nas over
the ropes to the floor!
RR: That leaves Krumm and Payne, and Payne's in control! Payne locks in a
full-nelson, and here's the Forward Russian Legsweep!
BR: PAYNEKILLER 98!
RR: Are you sure it wasn't 97?
BR: I think it was the Paynedriver in 96.
RR: I'm confused. Wait! Payne for the cover, grinding an elbow into
Krumm's face!
1!
2!
Krumm kicks out!
BR: I don't think Payne really wanted a pin there and LOOK OUT!
RR: No Ragnarok! DON'T DO IT!
[CRASH]
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
BR: Ragnarok just chokeslammed Nas right through our broadcast table!
RR: Nas isn't moving … I think the streak is in jeopardy!
BR: Payne's going to powerbomb Krumm in the ring! Things are looking bad
for the Riot Squad as Raggy continues to stomp on Nas's head with reckless
abandon amid the ruins of our table.
RR: Payne lifts Krumm up but Krumm flips out of it! He butterflies the
arms! He's got it! BRAINBASHER!!!!
BR: That just dropped Marcus Payne on his face!
RR: But here comes Ragnarok! Kick to the gut! Ragnarok lifts Krumm up …
LUCIFUGE!
BR: You're kidding me?! Nas is somehow getting up and going to the top
rope!
RR: Ragnarok puts one foot on Krumm … NAS FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE!
MOONSAULT PRESS!
BR: He took out Ragnarok with that! But all four men are down, and we
haven't even gotten to the heavy plunder!
RR: WHAT THE HELL?!
BR: It's the Outpatients! They're back from DALTINE TOWERS! They've come
out to get a little more of the Riot Squad! And they've brought tables!
Carey and Pyro are setting up as Valence gets in the ring behind Nas …
ULTRAVIOLENCE CHOKE!
RR: That's serious stuff there!
BR: That's two tables, stacked outside the ring, and Manson is picking up
Krumm …
RR: What is Carey putting on the top table? Is that … shards from a
mirror?!
BR: Dear LORD! And Carey's setting the bottom table on fire!
RR: Ragnarok is getting to his feet … he pulls Nas from Valence and takes
him down … on the mat … he talked about it! THE DIM-ROCK! The Death Touch
and, well, Nas isn't moving!
BR: You can't take that kind of a shot to the back of the neck like that!
Nas could be dead!
RR: Manson has Krumm, and he motions to Valence … Valence whirls Ragnarok
around! ~EXPLOIDAH!
BR: Where did that come from? WHY?!
RR: Ragnarok's not staying down! Valence hooks him again … ~EXPLOIDAH!
BR: He's still getting up! What are the Outpatients doing?!
RR: Carey's handed Manson a chair as Valence picks Raggy up for a third
exploder, but Raggy elbows Valence off! RIGHT INTO A MANSON CHAIR SHOT!
[WHACK!]
BR: LOOK AT THE DENT ON THE CHAIR!
RR: LOOK AT THE DENT ON RAGGY'S FACE!
[WHACK!]
BR: And Raggy goes down!
RR: Look at the look on Manson's face!
BR: He's got Marcus Payne … he's going to put him through the tables! But
Payne's fighting back!
RR: Right hand rocks Manson! He turns around and Valence hooks him for an
Exploder! DDT BY PAYNE!
Crowd: YAY!
BR: Payne turns around into a kick to the gut! POWERBOMB BY MANSON!
Crowd: BOO!
RR: There's a stomp to the back of the head of Krumm as Manson scales to
the top rope … Vic Valence gorilla presses Marcus Payne up to Manson …
BR: Those tables are a raging conflagration of wood and broken glass!
DON'T DO IT!
RR: MANSON POWERBOMBS MARCUS PAYNE OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR THROUGH
TWO BURNING TABLES!
BR: OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED MARCUS PAYNE!
RR: This doesn't look good at all folks!
BR: I can't believe it! Carey's got the mic for Manson!
Carey: All of you … SHUT THE HELL UP! Manson's got something to say!
Crowd: BOO!
Manson: Riot Squad … we're bored with you. You just can't compete with us.
Now, Overkill, that gives us a reason to fight. I mean, we've got
Ragnarok … the MONSTER. I SPIT ON THIS SO-CALLED MONSTER. Seems to me the
Superbeast over there just dropped little old Raggy on his Viking head a
couple a times. Too bad he's not half the man he is when he's got his
little steak knife.
Crowd: BOO!
Manson: But as far as titles go, he can have "Monster." I already have my
own title, and I'm not talking about the coaster. I'm talking about what
they've always called me. Since I started, they've always called me this,
because it is what I always did. So Marcus Payne, hope you enjoyed your
stay, because you just got your ass DESTROYED by the LEGEND KILLER.
Crowd: BOO!
RR: I can't believe it … after all of that … Marcus Payne is getting up!
His back is scorched, it may be have vertebrae out of alignment, but he's
getting up, and he's pissed!
BR: Krumm's getting up! Raggy's getting up! Nas is trying to get up!
RR: And the Outpatients beat a retreat … surreal.
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Wallace v. Reed
RR: And wait! Look! It's Wallace and Reed!
BR: It looks like they've been brawling all the way back from Daltine
Towers!
RR: They're getting in the ring! What a novel idea!
BR: Wallace with an irish whip! Enzuigiri, but Reed ducks!
RR: Wallace back up! Reed with a clothesline, but Wallace ducks!
BR: Reed on the rebound! Wallace with a drop toehold!
RR: Picking Reed back up! Swinging neckbreaker, and Wallace is in control!
BR: Wallace smells victory! Kick to the gut!
RR: BLINDED BY--- NO! REED REVERSES IT! POWERBOMB ON WALLACE!
RR: Wallace is hurting now! Reed picks him up AGAIN! POWER--- NO!
BR: HURRICANRANA! WALLACE REVERSED THE POWERBOMB ATTEMPT!
RR: Wallace has a second wind! Wallace to the top, Reed to his feet!
BR: Wallace with a moonsault! REED CAUGHT HIM!
RR: PSYCHO DRIVER!
BR: That should do it... but no! Reed picks him up!
BR: Another Psycho Driver! That must have been for insurance!
BR: The ref's down to count!
1........
2........
3!
BR: Axel Reed has won this match in a brutal way!
RR: Both men put their all into it, and Axel Reed comes out on top.
BR: Just the main event left, folks! Masters v. Kain!
dead_ed
And hey, the wrestling ain't half bad either.
dead ed
~maybe I'm a little biased.
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