WLW "NIGHT OF THE HUNTED" PART 3
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of the blockbusters! It's the Texas Death Match
Johnny!"
TOWNSAND..."I'm ready for this one, Baldwin! I'm
so sick of hearing the Spartan whine about everything!
Alex Extreme is going shut this guy up for good!"
BALDWIN..."Fans, let's get down to the ring!"
Crumb climbs into the ring as a group of female fans scream out his name.
He poits down at them and gives them a wink.
CRUMB..."Ladies and gentlemen...this next contest
is a TEXAS DEATH MATCH! The rules are simple...
after a pin..a man has a 10 count to get to his
feet. If he doesn't, he loses. Introducing first...
from Los Angeles...weighing 252 lbs...here is
SPARRRTANN!!!"
The fans erupt as Spartan enters the Dome and makes his way to the ring.
BALDWIN..."There he is, Johnny!"
TOWNSAND..."Big deal! Let's go to some pre-recorded
comments from a real man!"
Fade up to a Black stretch Ferrari Limosine pulls up to Skydome. Flash
bulbs
are poping off everywhere. Out steps three gorgeous ladies in formal attire
followed by Alex Extreme in an Armani suit and Ray Bans...Extreme looks straight
into the camera.
ALEX..."Spartan, you worthless busted condom!!! You
don't stand a chance tonight. I've spent seven of
the last ten days on the southside of Chicago getting
into all sorts of Chicago Street Fights!!! Brother,
Mr.Excitement gonna style and profile all over your
ass tonight!!! So Skydome, PPV audience get ready
for Extreme Excitement cause Alex Extreme is gonna
bust a move and a condom!!!!"
Extreme walks off into the dome...fade to black.
TOWNSAND..."ha ha ha! Oh, god Baldwin, hand some
of them napkins of yours! That guy cracks me up!"
BALDWIN..."He sounds pretty confident, Johnny!"
TOWNSAND..."That's 'extremely confident'! And
why shouldn't he be?!"
BALDWIN..."I give up! Fans, let's get down to the
ring!"
CRUMB..."And his opponent...from Chicago...weighing
240 lbs...here is "Mr. Excitment" ALEX EXTREEMMMEE!!!"
A chorus of boos greets Alex as his cart enters the Dome. It slowly
travels down the runway as Alex looks at the fans he passes. He holds up
his hand to the driver and orders him to stop.
BALDWIN..."What's he doing?"
Slex climbs out of the cart and walks over to a lovely young lady. He
says something to hear and she nods. She wraps her arms around his neck and
he lifts her over the guard rail. They climb into the cart and continue
down the runway.
Alex hands her won of his blach armani jackets, and as she puts it on, he
lays her out with a passionate kiss.
BALDWIN..."Oh, come on!"
TOWNSAND..."Ha ha! Now thats class!"
The cart reaches the ring and the two climb out. the girl stands in his
corner, and Alex makes his way around the ring handing roses to the young
ladies. Spartan is growing impatient. He jumps out of the ring and nails
Alex with a shot to the head. Roses go everywhere.
Spartan rolls Alex into the ring as the bell rings.
Alex gets up and grabs Spartan as he climbs into the ring. He picks him
up and hits him with a backbreaker. Spartan falls to the mat holding his back.
Alex whips him to the ropes and nails him with a neck scissors, bringing
him down to the mat. He doesn't let up, pulling Spartan back up and
leveling him with a reverse neck breaker! Spartan goes down hard.
TOWNSNAD..."What a move!"
Alex grabs Spartan's hair and drags him to the corner. He holds him as
he climbs the ropes. The fans scream as Alex jumps onto Spartan and brings
him crashing down with a Frankensteiner! Alex gets up, hooks Spartan and
drops him with a double underhood backbreaker! He drops and
covers...1..2..kick out!!
TOWNSAND..."What a start by Alex! Come on, Baldwin,
you've gotta be impressed!"
BALDWIN..."Spartan isn't out of this yet, Johnny!"
As Alex rolls off, Spartan grabs him by the throat. He gets to his feet,
still choking him, then nails him with a vicious uppercut. Alex staggers.
Spartan grabs him and goes for a pile driver. The fans scream as alex back
drops him, and then plants an elbow.
Alex pulls Spartan to his feet and nails him with a standing dropkick.
Spartan falls against the ropes but doesnt go down. Alex grabs him and
levels him with a short clothesline. Spartan goes down hard. Alex winks at
the lady in the corner, then pulls Spartan to his feet. He sinches his head
and drops him with the DDT! The fans scream.
TOWNSAND..."He nailed it!"
Alex covers...1..2..3!!
BALDWIN..."Oh my god!"
The fans boo as Alex moves to the corner and takes a breather. The ref
counts Spartan..1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..Spartan gets up and the fans go wild.
Alex charges out of the corner and nails Spartan with a flying dropkick.
Spartan crashes into the turnbuckle and bounces out, falling in the center
of the ring. Alex picks him up and plants him with a back breaker.
Alex backs off allowing Spartan to get to his feet. As he does, Alex
charges. Spartan drops to the mat sending Alex flying over top, nailing the
referee with a shoulder block! The fans jump to their feet as the ref
crashes hard to the mat. He doesn't move.
Alex grabs Spartan and whips him over the top rope.
BALDWIN..."The ref's out, Johnny!"
TOWNSAND..."Yep! The perfect time to go to the floor!"
Alex leaps over the top rope and lands beside Spartan. He picks him up
and runs with him, whipping him into the time keepers table!
BALDWIN..."Oh god!"
The equipment flies off of the table as Spartan crashes on to it. The
staff scrambles out of the way as Alex comes after Spartan. He rams his
head against the table. He grabs somebodies can of coke and smashes it over
his head. spartan is hurt bad.
alex positions him on the table and climbs into the ring. The fans
scream as Alex climbs the ropes. Flash bulbs flood the Dome as he leaps,
smashing down on to Spartan! The table shatters and both fall to the floor.
TOWNSAND..."What a high risk manouver!"
BALDWIN..."Spartan's out of it, Johnny!"
Alex picks up Spartan and rolls him into the ring as the fans boo and
chant at him. He rolls Spartan to the center of the ring and covers him.
The ref is still down. Alex pounds the mat and gets off. He crawls over to
the ref and shakes him awake.
TOWNSAND..."Oh, come on! He's won it! I've
already counted to 20!"
BALDWIN..."I didn't realize you could count that
high!"
TOWNSAND..."i just used all of your hot dog rappers
to help me!"
The ref crawls over as Alex covers again. He counts..1..2..3!!!
TOWNSAND..."Ha! That's 2!"
Alex rolls to the corner as the fans boo him. The ref starts to the
count on Spartan..1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..Spartan gets up!!
The fans erupt. Alex is irrate and runs at the ref screaming at him and
pointing his finger. Spartan crawls up from behind and rolls him up! The
ref counts..1..2..kick out!!
Alex is irrate and flies at Spartan, but is armdraged to the mat.
Spartan leaps and slams a knee into Alex's chest. The fans are going wild.
Spartan picks him up, and drops him with a snap suplex.
TOWNSAND..."Spartan has just exploded here!"
Spartan pulls Alex to his feet and nails him with a doulbe underhood pile
driver! Alex's head bounces off the mat.
Spartan keeps on him. He hauls him up, whips him to the ropes and
hammers a knee to Alexs mid section. Alex does a 360 in the air and crashes
to the mat. Spartan hits the ropes and drops a leg across Alex's chest.
The Dome is rocking.
Spartan pulls him up and nails him with a reverse neck breaker of his
own. Alex goes down hard and the fans love it. Spartan picks him up and
gets thumbed in the eye. He grabs spartan and whips him to the ropes.
Spartan reverses it back drops Alex to the mat.
Spartan stands over Alex and looks out to the crowd. Their cheers seem
to fire him up. He points to the turnbuckle and they go wild. He scoops up
Alex and slams him hard to the mat. He goes to the top.
BALDWIN..."This is it! If he nails it, it's over!"
Spartan perches himself on the ropes and leaps, crashing down onto Alex
with a moonsault! He covers as the stadium explodes with cheers. The ref
counts..1..2..3!!! Spartan rolls off.
The ref starts the count, but Spartan shoves him off, picks up Alex and
whips him to the turnbuckle. Alex smashes chest first and bounces out.
spartan races up thd ropes and leaps again, nailing another moonsault!
He covers again...1..2..3!!! THe fans are going wild. Spartan rolls off
and lets the ref count..1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8...
Alex starts to stir.
..9..
He rolls to his elbow and gets a hand on the ropes. He starts to
pull himself up.
...10!!
The fans explode as Alex falls to the mat exhausted.
BALDWIN..."He's done it! Spartan's won it!"
TOWNSAND..."Thanks to that idiot referee! Alex had
him beat ages ago!"
Spartan celebrates in the ring. Alex gets to his feet and leans in the
corner. He waves his hand in the air as if he's calling some one.
BALDWIN..."What's he doing?"
TOWNSAND..."He's hot! He's getting air!"
CRUMB..."Ladies and gentlemen...the winner of the
match...SPARRRTAANNN!!!"
The fans are rocking as Spartan's music pounds over the speakers. Alex
continues to wave.
Fans near the entrance jump to their feet as someone comes tearing down
the aisle. The man reaches the ring, and slide umder, tackleing Spartan
from behind. The fans go silent as the man hammers away with boots to the
back of Spartans head.
BALDIWN..."Who the hell is that?!"
TOWNSAND..."Baldwin...that's...thats Moo Kame!"
Kame is dressed in his street clothes. He pulls Spartan to his feet and
chops him down. Alex joins in, kicking away at Spartan's head. The fans
are booing.
Kame picks him up and nails him with the head-take-kick! Spartan crashes
to the mat. Alex hits the rops and plant an elbow onto his neck. Officials
are running down the aisle.
Alex picks up Spartan, sinches him and drops him with the DDT! Spartan
is hurt bad. Kame grabs Alex;s arm and thrusts it into the air. The fans boo.
The two exit as the officials get there, leaving Spartan lying on the
mat. They exit the SkyDome to a tremendous chorus off boos.
BALDWIN..."That was disgusting!"
TOWNSAND..."Hey, Spartan may have won the battle, but
Alex took a big step in winning the war! As for Kame,
he's always hated Spartan! What better place to kick
the hell outta someone you hate, than infront of the
entire world! You know, Baldwin, I'm just havin' too
much fun here tonight!"
BALDWIN..."Your sickening!"