[SAWF] - [Speak Your Mind] - [# 20] - [Part 1/3] - [SAWF]
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* Boys Next Door
* Sammy Griffin - Cruserweight Champion
* Sammy Griffin - A tease from the CW champion
* Max Doosledorf
* Maddy Skillz
* Tobias Chapel Smith & Scrayper
* Werewolf Gregorson
* Lucifer Magnusson
* Lark Fenriz - Streetlife Champion
* Hayden Grayson - Global Champion
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1 - Boys Next Door
Garrett Jax, powerhouse of tag team Boys Next Door, pauses at a loud
noise, a noise sounding something like a folding chair smacking
something hard, before pressing the bar loaded with large amounts of
weight up and dropping it into the safety lock.
JAX: What the heck is Sammy up to now?
Jax strolls through the weight room of the training facility at his
home in the mountains of Wyoming and enters the ring area. The clanging
sound is quickly apparent, as wrestler for hire Fireman Fred is
swinging the chair into a form supported by two ring posts. The form?
Tag Team partner and Cruiserweight Champion Sammy Griffin.
WHAM!
Stunned only for a moment, the infuriated Garrett Jax sets the 6'10
285lb frame into motion, racing to the ring, sliding in, jumping up and
bellowing like a bull, charges across the ring and sends the stunned
Fireman Fred over the top rope with the most vicious clothesline in
KAWF. Jax snorts and fumes just like a bull as he stares down at the
unconscious Fireman Fred.
"Damn."
Jax whips around, leaning on the rope and looking down at Fred is Sammy
Griffin.
JAX: What the heck happened? What did you do to make Fred snap and take
a chair after you?
Sammy grins that trademark smile, one part laughter, one part
mischeviousness.
SAMMY: Nothing. I told him to hit me with the chair.
Jax, used to the unorthodox, strange and bewildering training practices
of Sammy, is still stunned by this revelation.
JAX: (stuttering and stammering) WHAT? WHA...WHY?!
SAMMY: (sheepishly) Well, you know I'm the original hardcore guy. If it
was hardcore, I did it. And I've taken some chair shots in my day, from
some of the best in the business, and not like those candy cane shots
Flamer gave me. It just hurt my pride to know that the little weasel
dropped me with that shot...I mean it was softer then a PiPiPi work out
schedule. Softer then the muscles of Perfect Storm. Softer then the
brain of Viper. Softer than Kristen's...
JAX: (turning red) ENOUGH! I get the picture.
Jax slips through the ropes, shaking his head at his bewildering buddy
and wanders back to the weight room. Sammy climbs out and is helping
poor Fireman Fred.
SAMMY: Dude...you ok? Damn, that's gonna leave a mark.
Jax steps into the weight room and is greeted by his fiance and
training manager Missy, who gives him a peck on the cheek.
MISSY: So what's all the bellowing and banging going on? I thought you
were lifting?
Jax explains to Missy Sammy's new training regime. She just laughs and
nods, understanding the wild child Sammy better then her hubby to be
Garrett.
MISSY: You know Garrett, you need to follow Sammy's example. No no, I
don't mean let someone smack you around with a chair, but making
yourself tougher, meaner. And you know what, I think I have just the
way!
Missy pulls the big guys ear down and whispers. Jax's eyes pop wide,
and jaw drops as Missy releases him and sashes away with a smile over
her shoulder. Jax is left stunned.
JAX: No sex?!!!
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Sammy Griffin - Cruserweight Champion
Voice: Hey Sarah, I think it's over here. Yeah, this is the door.
[Wooden door is opened and steam rises to greet the SAWF newscrew.
Following directions left for them, they have reached their
destination.]
"If you stand just in the door and leave it partially open, you can
still film and I'll not lose the heat."
[The voice...Cruiserweight Champion Sammy Griffin!]
[The camera man wipes the lens, but all we see is the steam swirling
around the camera. But the audio is perfect.]
"As KAWF Cruiserweight Champion, I expect to get challenges from all
kinds of guys. But I respond to only those I find legitate. Until now.
Matthew Beecham. Who the hell are you anyway? You, like most of the
cruiserweights around here, seem to think you can waltz in and call for
a title shot whenever you want. But who have you really beaten? I've
been here since day one, on top. I've beaten the best cruiserweights
the fed could throw at me. Most of them are gone, realizing that they
would never hold the Gold as long as I was around. I've beaten stables
for cripes sakes! PiPiPi, Consortium, you name it. So you Matthew
Beecham...go away until you are really ready. You call thunder you're
gonna get the lightning.
[You can hear the man shift, but still, no visual.]
"Now onto one man who HAS drawn my attention. Tommy Flames. I told you
I was once like you Tommy, feeling like the world owed me. Bitter at
the lack of respect or success I had. When I had success, it was
bitter, not fulfilling, always forcing me to crave more. But I grew up
Tommy. I realized that it's a give and take world, but not the way you
think. I had to give of myself, not just for myself, but for others.
And when I started doing that, the success I wanted came easier, and it
was sweet. Really sweet.
(chuckle)
So Tommy, grow up. And don't forget to keep looking over your shoulder.
Because Tommy...
[Suddenly the powerful body of Sammy Griffin, clothed in a white towel,
leans forward out of the steam. A hand of the strongest cruiserweight
in the business reaches down to a wooden bucket and scoops out a
handful of water. The that face, long blonde hair sticking to his scalp
and a hard cold serious look from those baby blue eyes pierces the
camera.]
"Flames, I can stand the heat...can you?"
[Sammy's hand drops and the cold water hisses and sizzles on the hot
coals. As the steam rises, Sammy's mouth widens to the trademark smile.
The steam slowly begins to hide Sammy, until like the Chestershire Cat
in Alice and Wonderland, only the smile remains.]
"I'm watching you Tommy..."
[Smile...smile...fade.]
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3 - Sammy Griffin - The Cruserweight Champion with a tease
KAWF/SAWF ARCHIVES...
"Mirror, mirror in my hand whose the best cruserweight of them all?"
[Pan In.]
[The camera pans in on the young Tommy Flames holding a hand held
mirror up next to his face, looking closely at every pebble of his
face, apparently pleased with his visual.]
TOMMY FLAMES : "Is it Sammy Griffin, or is it the 'Picture Perfect'
Tommy Flames? Be honest if you must, I'm humble around the holidays."
[From behind Tommy we hear a familiar voice.]
[Picture pauses with Flames holding the hand mirror.]
"HEY TOMMY, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GET YOUR ANSWER..."
[Dozens of Sammy Griffin's holding the belt high in the dozens of full
length mirrors, a cocky confident mischevious glint to his wide full
grin.]
"CAN YOU SEE IT NOW TOMMY?!!!"
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4 - Max Doosledorf
[Scene fades in.]
[A zoomed out camera focuses on a large water park. Water slides,
large pools, and waterfalls are abundant, as are the people. The place
is packed out to say the least. Even though it's January, the weather
is beautiful. With it being in the 80's and mostly sunny, it's a
perfect day at a water park. Suddenly, the camera changes views to a
sandy area beside one of the pools. The camera slowly focuses on a man
about 20 feet away laying in a lounge chair. As the camera zooms in
and focuses, the man appears to be Max Dooseldorf.]
[Max looks as if he's just gotten out of the pool. His trendy blue and
white flowered board shorts are soaking wet, as is most of his body.
His light brown, medium-lengthed hair is wet and looks like he just got
done running his hands through it. When Max realizes the camera is
there he flashes a quick smile and winks.]
[Suddenly, a beautiful woman walks right in front of the camera and
past Max. Being on the lookout for women at all times, Max quickly
turns and talks a long, hard look at her as she continues walking. Max
turns back to the camera with an even bigger smile as he begins to
talk...]
MAX DOOSELDORF: Now that's what I'm talking about. Wow... about five
two, tiny, blonde hair, and well... an amazing body. Beautiful!
[Max pauses and lets out a big sigh.]
MAX DOOSELDORF: So look at this. It's January, and I'm at a water
park. That's something that's pretty... strange. At the same time,
it's really cool though. You know, with the show being in Orlando this
weekend, I figured I'd come down a little early and have some fun at
Disney World or something, but I ended up at the water park. But with
my lady skills, this is the perfect place to be. Just look at all
these ladies...
[As he finishes his sentence, he hops up and walks over to another
good-looking girl laying in a chair. As he reaches her, she sits up
and looks at him with a smile. The smile turns into a look of
confusion as Max turns and hurries back to his chair.]
MAX DOOSELDORF: Umm... I was going to talk to her, but uhh... when I
saw her, I didn't think she was mt type. I mean, she's pretty hot and
all, but, well, I don't know. It wasn't because I was scared or
anything. I mean, I'm a chick magnet. You saw me last week when I
worked my game on the girl in the mall. The ladies love me.
[Pause.]
MAX DOOSELDORF: Enough about all my women though... that has its own
time and place. Lets talk a little bit about this Saturday. Actually,
first let me say thanks to the people in the KAWF front office.
Outlaw, all of you people, thanks a lot for giving me a shot. And
thanks for seeing my potential and giving me such a big match so soon.
Hopefully this Crusier considration match is just thr first stepping
stone in my career... I guess we'll see...
[Pause.]
MAX DOOSELDORF: I'm facing a few characters this Saturday. I'm still
new here... I don't know any of these people. I just know what I've
heard...
[The girl that Max appraoched earlier walks up to his lounge chair and
sits down on the end. She's your normal beautiful, blonde girl.
Probably in her early twenties, and apparently very persistent.]
GIRL: Do I know you?
MAX DOOSELDORF: Umm...
GIRL: I was just wondering, because like, you walked up to me earlier,
and then you left really quick.
MAX DOOSELDORF: Well, uhh... I don't think you know me, but you might.
My name is Max. You see, what happened earlier... I thought... well,
I thought you were someone else... like maybe my sister or something
like that. But when I got close to you, well, I saw that you weren't,
so I left. But yeah, so... my name is Max.
GIRL: Hello Max. I'm Kristen.
[The new girl, Kristen, smiles at Max. Max is confused. He scratches
his chin and tries to think of something, anything, to say.]
MAX DOOSELDORF: So I'm from Georgia... and... Atlanta. Do you live
down here?
KRISTEN: Yeah, I live down here near Orlando. I used to l--
[Max, flexing his lady skills, interrupts her.]
MAX DOOSELDORF: That's cool and all... I guess. But well... uhh... I
think I need to go. But... umm... it was nice meeting you and stuff.
I like your.. umm... your bathing suit and stuff. It's nice.
KRISTEN: Well thank you! I bought it at Abercrombie back over the
summer! I never though I would be able to wear it in January thougH!
MAX DOOSELDORF: That's nice. Well, I have to go now I think... so,
umm... I'll talk to you later... maybe... I guess... OK.. bye...
KRISTEN: Bye!
[Kristen stands up and goes back to her place. Back to Max.]
MAX DOOSELDORF: Ladies and gentlemen, those are skills. You see, look
at my technique. Notice how I complimented her on her bathing suit.
Always compliment the ladies. See, I complimented her at the perfect
time. It wasn't random at all. It was strategically placed. You see,
I could break down my entire technique... and show all of you guys at
home how to pull the perfect chick like me, but it's not the time for
that. Back to Saturday...
[Pause.]
MAX DOOSELDORF: So Bungle... well, Bungle. I don't know what to say.
The name's kind of gay I guess... oh wait, you are gay. I'm homophobic
I think, so I don't thin I like you. But it's cool and all... to each
his own. But think about this dude.. what if everyone decided that
there would be no more heterosexual relationships one-hundred and fifty
years ago? The result? That's right... no more mankind. Think about
it, chief. If you ever decide you want some women, come to me. I've
got the skills to may the bills... plus more.
[Pause.]
MAX DOOSELDORF: Maddy Skillz... I just don't know about you, dudeman.
[Gangsta Max coming...]
MAX DOOSELDORF: Yo shawty, man, you know what I'm sayin'... it's
like... I be from da A-T-L. Up in da hood, man, you know we gotz dat
blueberry yum yum and all dat shiznit...
[Gangsta Max end.]
MAX DOOSELDORF: What's with that? I don't man... I just don't know.
But it's cool and all. I think I might wear a skull cap on Saturday
for you.... I'll get thugged out.
[Pause.]
MAX DOOSELDORF: I used to know this guy name Roy Beecham one time. I
wonder if Matt is related to him. I don't know... all I can say about
you is I bet you lack the lady skills. Roy Beecham was like a midget,
but he was quite a chief indeed.
[Pause.]
MAX DOOSELDORF: Best of luck to all three of you guys though. Maybe
we can steal this show... get this division a little more credit.
[Fade to black.]
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